Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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1 ]; ~7 O+ M& h> HONEY,
" E- {. a8 _! L& A. a. o> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
6 h! C" }% {: a* {; Z> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
' b- r7 O4 n8 Q7 h: I0 M> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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9 x' b. b& I7 y> FINE,
>
3 q8 \( ?$ g3 v) K> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
( a/ B3 Q: ]0 x4 }( T7 y> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
, p/ C# ^4 O6 y6 q3 o  s> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
2 S& D4 K0 `( w; e5 w9 t) t> I DON'T THINK SO
>
" |! ^! P1 s7 n> FINE, SHE SAYS
8 m3 \" c+ G; T4 H+ \, T> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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7 w  }; A4 [4 {% S> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
" D0 b; J- X' ]/ Q9 w) k: Q6 ^> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
4 l( w8 z! q1 f/ D" ^1 t' \+ B> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
8 K" v$ \3 t3 B! D+ W> I DON'T THINK SO
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
( i7 }- j2 e2 L  _> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
" T+ M( I: _( t) t; c4 z4 B> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
>
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
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> TO GO HOME
>
> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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) L; O+ {6 {2 \; s0 G> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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>
! |8 z' z( Y& M9 a5 J> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
% a& H  M1 M8 V( Y' d( z> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
% ]6 _+ p2 E6 U7 s: Z: [> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
0 D7 y: Y. v0 e6 p. O> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
$ F0 F& c# y/ f. O/ r" g8 C> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.