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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
5 L* h. M. t8 k' Z7 b! y> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,5 f4 ^: K6 v. a$ ]
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9 S# y0 r5 Y' u' p1 L> HONEY,& K1 F+ c: a9 M/ i
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?$ o& h; y" D. g* x" H9 k$ |
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY," a8 E5 W4 E* @4 O/ ]$ m
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
5 ^' d* T k0 d( I> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
: `: W# K8 }# P& n# W4 t> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
4 G9 x9 W: ^" U; h6 x W W& F> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
* ^% w) P7 U5 f> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?) U8 m0 D- U6 Q; s
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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: k* w% U' L9 C% k1 A& a& V> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
6 m: i8 | ]1 \: v. s> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?- y; Z& S5 T5 z* O
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE U4 f1 W7 j7 }4 t, Z
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?3 b# u% _" s# X9 F
> I DON'T THINK SO+ O3 c' W! t3 y. `
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/ e% X2 s9 j6 \9 L. U> FINE, SHE SAYS
" }: O0 j! E9 X* Y> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
& B. Z I) b3 m+ z> TO THE FRONT DOOR?1 g9 h, m( f2 f; R
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK5 s' h! i L: i; ^ f' a
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7 U( W) }# R) n$ G* J5 ?$ ?> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T( e2 T/ Z0 L/ D; p. F* Y
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
2 J d$ X1 w) d! _, @( Q) _0 r* E6 a> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE+ o I7 l& _9 W6 O7 i7 n# h- [
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
# x& ]; l! w# T+ m. g> I DON'T THINK SO
) B+ B( o+ f T# T> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.8 ?* m+ F; \% \$ d( u+ `
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A$ x) r( z" ~9 f; W+ n0 d
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
& j3 u: f4 r' \; `( b> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES) ]( z5 n/ x6 r5 a- q
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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3 i; A @7 ]( \> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE; U5 E" ?- b" j
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING% a( e% A3 Z& b
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES& @) a2 S* f5 V5 V
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.3 z: L0 {) c1 K& L; @
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?) o+ F/ N6 e' o% l; \
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT' x) E* S. s! Q: A% F
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
& s0 S6 R" H) A O" s; w- c> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM./ K1 h" g0 Y8 A0 X8 f3 V
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
! a% T! R- d# g+ i( Y7 l> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER9 r5 T% \% @4 l
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.# V$ k: w3 B) Q% e" t
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> HE SAID,
- W' v; I0 J, l> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,& ~5 x3 A. [, P( o4 `) B0 l
> HELLOOOOO..0 K4 D8 r" f: b- w* X
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN2 l, d* k9 s& R" U. f6 {0 M8 Q7 y
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
$ Q' i! B) g3 O1 C> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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