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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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5 q* ~7 d, z+ P> HONEY,1 L* Y5 M( [. R$ r5 a7 Q4 r
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?9 ~( v$ T3 i3 d" x5 n+ G2 l
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.4 t' W# L( h; p9 w. e3 P/ R1 g
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,( ^1 ?- p" W% Q/ {( L
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?% e) t, { `- l
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
+ J7 N' L3 w2 T" g> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?3 i Q; `0 q3 k1 R) J
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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+ h& Z5 x F! |+ N8 U6 O> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,) R7 ^/ `2 D. O
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?/ R1 y% |2 O7 }; c: b
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,# m" C: v' M; p! H' i
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
; k/ z! J- a6 c0 ^& m- q: v( C7 A5 [2 \> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
/ B; X" ~7 I. r- Z+ C> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?# o5 n) r' a/ ^
> I DON'T THINK SO
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" o! U9 |% y# n> FINE, SHE SAYS$ l; Z. @& a) w. n7 o
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
# M' F5 Z+ k" k6 }0 e( I> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
. G& s9 c* e% F: p" \5 Q& i> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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9 w! S7 t& f8 ]; {> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T* O( k- G+ X1 c7 g; f
> WANT TO FIX STEPS+ }! C& x" J2 @% k% R1 B
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO Q8 ?% `& M2 z( {# _7 O: X& p% C' f
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.3 N, j0 C9 a: O# l8 C
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!" h. u8 F# Q6 S. k9 E+ Z5 a
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- C5 F- z. y3 H+ `$ u> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
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2 T$ n* x2 b' U> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
! i9 j1 r3 Y+ Z5 h9 D> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES Z& c6 M+ V7 p6 y
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.2 R5 e, k( S! C1 j# r8 c4 {
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8 o9 U* B- X+ O# c9 i> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
5 p5 ~ ^. x0 o R2 z' }0 R> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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# |6 t* O# {& c+ |3 B0 _> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES0 t3 J# O; ~2 `, I d" ~8 ^4 F
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.2 Z- [2 c" Q. k* e
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?5 o7 H. ]. f" Z& L7 a% t( U1 x
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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y* J6 L4 O- g> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND0 x0 d) B" a2 Y1 ^8 h
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
& ]0 {) ?/ R; e2 g# k& ]; W> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.+ P& _& q( l6 g. p& y* u1 x" {
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> HE SAID,
$ M7 h3 A# {) y4 G3 ~: I> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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& }' H7 a x# f> SHE REPLIED,
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6 T& R9 t2 E9 X- i/ s" U0 ]3 l> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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