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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,
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> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
9 L i# P- d( W> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?9 T) Y0 a: m* M7 j2 w2 d5 j0 ?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE0 B( ^: o: |/ M. I9 l3 t8 h- z
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
/ K, O& J* D3 D( z: y. ~> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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. X+ p8 C" ?$ i9 ?> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,; N! n0 P1 d6 z: D
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
7 b" h' c' L* u- B" i> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT3 A# {# N4 K( t, X" i( W
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( V0 G" |2 \; S; @$ a> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,- h7 Q1 e7 d- p* A% ?% }' t
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?0 D8 w# e( g4 H s0 `
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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& C5 Z' g4 _% P) x: l% A/ D5 Q> FINE, SHE SAYS
$ l, \& x6 D. l, ~7 |> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
5 D% _9 }! J5 ^! Q1 o7 N) a> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
! }/ t8 G0 m0 l7 \, u> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. P+ Y% r. K. Z$ X! [& s# \! n! t
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) ~! {( E$ I* p2 o; {& u- M9 I> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
% B3 o& }7 t" H7 ~> WANT TO FIX STEPS
6 V( z% H* d/ x9 f7 e2 A1 a7 _> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE" }/ U# U2 V3 p1 `& I1 h {/ K9 j
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
3 N4 G4 s. U0 y- F w# T1 p0 g> I DON'T THINK SO8 F& I5 C+ [" i5 b4 O
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
9 V/ l. h: k9 w, u* K9 ~. H. a> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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& }) Y$ n$ o8 Y! y' \8 z, u D> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
6 B3 F+ f5 n k. G0 {# m- f> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................6 g+ c* ~* d" `! c, W- K& @8 O4 c
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
# H1 {2 w: L5 {! _% ~' u> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES4 y4 t# X& j3 M/ l
> TO GO HOME
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$ q2 T7 R% K7 }8 d: b3 ]( f# |> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES/ n' X( t" \: q/ e# B
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
$ }% h4 L" h0 e( M! u> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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/ F3 F0 o3 k; n; s# {# \5 |> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES8 e2 A e( b& h: u4 ^( G
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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' h5 n9 K% h* r$ @6 H. y2 c1 ~: b> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
* ~. k) J: r0 N- a> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT& R6 K8 \0 [& P0 s# [
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED. p& f2 A& h* j a) {7 _
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME! p; y$ D* a2 Z! T! f; Z6 a% ]* s
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
/ i, r2 V( x0 }; u- f> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
# Y, Q' p6 V# z1 _/ ]9 l> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
- |7 I7 [& q$ v" V8 u- ]> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?3 l7 s" M# o) t1 p5 c9 s2 m- F
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; j; w9 M# [: _2 \6 b/ a> SHE REPLIED,
6 c! r/ k. c- t* [> HELLOOOOO..6 B4 R( R* l0 P( ~
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN/ l- }: G- G) a
> ON MY FOREHEAD?+ `/ x. J$ k3 E" y
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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