Bed or Cake

propeller

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
0 B" H3 F3 o1 i" }# V6 ^% i% C2 m>
> HONEY,
$ {8 c, j- c6 Q; i* I> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
3 H! G+ Z* V% e! l: p+ a1 c4 ]& {> I DON'T THINK SO.
) e/ N5 l) r- [>
; Z+ ^) p7 |7 T4 s: d+ c> FINE,
>
> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
# A/ x% P4 p  y>
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
9 o% K( \( [6 z* h1 ^2 o) I$ Q  H> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
  l5 T: S1 A/ w& ~1 f5 d>
> FINE, SHE SAYS
8 R% e/ o, Z2 _# o* S> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
: p4 r2 c! H$ ?0 z% }0 `1 Q> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
# V% e; d3 |; x  k# `# T>
3 N6 c; \+ P, P2 H+ ^6 L5 W> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
3 l  h5 B3 d" @, t> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
- j+ d% n8 c6 f( C> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
; p7 U# ?) E- Q2 \" b" z7 }- |> I DON'T THINK SO
: E$ |) E" x! i# d! d  y> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
$ C/ L- v& x8 ]+ m" i$ p+ F; L> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
' V* J% {9 a  H  f' p* I  j' A> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
>
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
2 u4 C8 U) {& L; L% _> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
6 d7 o* U" V  X& g) z! x> TO GO HOME
>
! I; E8 c: Y+ x+ c> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
: \1 j% ]% _( a0 t> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
* S6 O5 u) q" M> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
0 `- K5 L. U4 w4 h8 m% Y$ i$ n& U> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
* O8 |* \% M  k% d>
> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
8 E- N4 R8 s- ^$ {) ?2 e> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
5 p5 \1 Z$ ?5 b4 A  q' ^> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
0 Q( F5 @& ^9 J% l) e  J> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
( N, I  z$ e* y* s' J>
> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
> SHE REPLIED,
> HELLOOOOO..
- o$ S/ k) ^/ G# d0 ~4 I> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
7 w) N. J" j/ \, q- Z7 s> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.