Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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: T% v4 q7 E9 c" O> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
+ |; L8 o# N* f/ P+ i2 U* f2 g> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
5 f5 y4 T- e9 }3 n3 e2 J> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO.
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: @% h$ o" c7 y- x" `4 o> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
& Q6 j- T  |5 a2 S$ B0 I4 ^1 B> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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2 L0 L0 @5 M* ?) `> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
>
> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
8 y7 _( Y+ U& U0 e# g9 [> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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* ]- H# R/ B, k6 v: w* l  _> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
2 l/ a9 Q1 E: H& m> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
, Y0 q" [, P4 \  N: M> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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" m/ O7 f5 N; x* C0 a> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
! Q0 b3 {  r6 B' f# X. Y> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
> TO GO HOME
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3 M% w& y! r3 \+ \) m0 K: c+ D> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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" F2 ]# t8 i0 O8 W, n+ ]> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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% Z; c& C$ h- |3 l> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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4 }" P2 ]2 F1 u3 w0 X4 v; a+ e> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
( K: o8 [/ _$ [2 J2 `5 ?% I> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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>
: m9 u+ }( \9 ?* Z> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
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* i" r" t. k. i> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
$ ?+ I' t# s# `> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
3 S3 b% p. _, @/ v9 l0 f> SHE REPLIED,
+ n- k3 f- o8 N: Z> HELLOOOOO..
1 `+ v* |% r, k6 T& U> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.