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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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$ r) Q! v0 r; g0 j> HONEY,9 w+ c) z4 r2 F2 z/ o6 L, m, ~
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?% k% D' `: X: k9 Q l T
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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& W; Z1 P: }4 n; q4 w8 R( p j# ~> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,+ p- r0 y6 ~8 r3 R5 H5 }
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?( |3 t) C. C6 S6 {4 F3 l E
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO.4 G8 {+ V, O3 |5 f' J f
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# w P5 x6 ~7 l% K9 y. s; G) s> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
, d8 b2 x5 A! n6 G9 ?: b2 Y7 o> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
* ?6 C' q: x t4 E/ s) e> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,- b1 ^. R9 h: b0 `4 T. y- y
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?, h1 [3 u, R7 n4 ?9 E
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO, e" J) {9 l$ p3 k2 i
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8 a, c* o# O4 P5 f3 C% A> FINE, SHE SAYS
5 J' ]# O! f5 Z: M5 Z: S K> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
& ^8 H# \9 o: d+ T, j" {, _> TO THE FRONT DOOR?8 ?: V' y, J7 v: v
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
& \0 ?3 d/ I1 {* } `+ @> WANT TO FIX STEPS
d; [& ], N! O) M8 `3 B> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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2 [. q$ u7 F, E> I DON'T THINK SO, b- k" g; S5 F) ~ B! D z% F
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
4 k: c/ K: Z+ w6 D z" A> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!6 z4 R6 m7 F% b) G7 J/ x- t
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A* I. w! [4 [2 Z( n4 O5 T! \* I$ y
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................& P0 F" t3 {- J1 P, R/ i" S# O
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+ L5 l9 n& q4 s! [4 u3 ^- w0 l> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
9 S# c. r; c5 N; x+ E! n0 ~> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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$ p& d3 `8 w$ W {& L2 |> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES, J' d! l% x# R2 t
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.( r( h5 r9 a4 w4 W1 h( K% M5 _
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+ Q6 b7 N% R9 K) Z2 P> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE) o, p) g# j' B7 Y8 |
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING! _' x; a1 K7 n* Q/ E
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/ F! o. F# ?+ f> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
# i) ?0 D. D/ c2 o+ j) F> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
2 r$ i$ D" y' `9 H7 i* ?> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.( P. i4 f/ r' ?- r" b, L. L0 m
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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0 F. M1 z1 ]" \4 f1 T1 z1 y- P> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
* ]; w: _. c* I( Q9 j> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
: v- B* J5 O2 k/ n' o> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,' `! k3 y5 A% A8 u x+ V+ f1 a
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,0 ]% s. R$ i( ^* o
> HELLOOOOO..
; r# G& @. N6 e/ @9 K# [> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN8 d) r7 Q2 V+ g7 t A
> ON MY FOREHEAD?$ \7 l8 }+ }& m$ b5 z* z4 g
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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