Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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& F. x& X6 j2 |$ w/ ~% k> HONEY,
, o- k# x+ ?& e0 N) D/ j+ f> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
: G# P7 O1 d3 P! W; V& z1 Z5 |! z> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
% b/ K! p' ^# n: H1 f> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
+ M/ z! ^. U& B  f1 \* g2 j> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
7 _/ e( S5 E7 |4 b% T' K" y> I DON'T THINK SO.
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) a' ~/ _; ^5 @( S7 Z0 {> FINE,
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& n2 {" [' @# a> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
9 Q7 e1 G9 L& Z7 _. n" w> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
6 }! q& ^+ T0 T0 x9 L+ |1 C> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
0 Q/ m  o' a* x+ M> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
" y% ~( D/ u/ P3 {; e1 B& K> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
4 A& U5 C4 z; \1 e> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
: n) ^/ F8 K8 X. G5 H& Z- d> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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+ {& h) G/ q1 Q0 k> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
# k' X% ?6 y- ?# e$ @4 r> TO GO HOME
>
* l7 m( Q+ O7 W. ]6 e> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
! B: M) D; s! T, H> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
+ \% D, N. b3 ]9 K$ p, ]7 N; x3 e& t> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
) b& e7 ~& H3 h1 P- T( ?> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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2 e. Y0 n7 S4 q* Q' O> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
) ]! d: l6 o8 w' w% j& X> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
" s( ^2 [( t* g> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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) l( S/ m7 ^0 A( N3 v( w/ R> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
/ q9 a5 S+ m$ y, k7 K5 A> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
5 e! D; a0 o* t$ p3 b, z, u; Q> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
+ y/ s9 J8 u, P& l2 z0 x> HE SAID,
+ [7 X" l) _! l$ ?( \1 G> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
> SHE REPLIED,
> HELLOOOOO..
$ B! i( y+ ^6 b* l$ M! I> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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  O" t" v' \. d5 t! v4 ^' T+ O3 \" z> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.