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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.  _9 m+ I4 [9 _* C
> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
4 t7 f( v; C9 z> A few days later, he received this report:
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9 A; s. V6 X" L# B> Most honorable sir:0 v) {% h& ^* \7 E  @, t
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6 d1 m* U1 [: z! G+ }$ Q> You leave house.
  V+ s$ Z0 R7 i/ F5 Q5 F7 q> He come house.
2 h- E9 p, U+ D+ c( o* V> I watch.0 G7 ]& r6 A5 b. R: c9 y$ h
> He and she leave house.
& h: V9 ^9 @4 a. Y> I follow.
2 V" L( O/ \$ f0 ?$ ~8 P* G' g3 F0 V> He and she get on train.
, e  v! ?; t6 y: U> I follow.0 L( @# Y; H3 M6 t" z1 B4 l9 n
> He and she go in hotel.
) C: [6 o, x! ~# \. d, ]+ r+ b> He kiss she.
! Q& q% G+ }0 b( T' r1 p> She kiss he.3 D, l' e1 U1 B7 C# C
> He strip she.
: E0 B* s9 D; G' ?9 V> She strip he.7 C2 i# ?! A- R- A
> He play with she.
, p+ t5 Y- [4 J! p0 R+ n> She play with he.% w" x+ u5 L( z+ p
> I play with me.3 S- Q" V2 B* Z% d
> Fall out of tree, not see.
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) c& u% s; K* m- U% M/ |> Ø NO FEE.
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9 y/ v0 t: I+ H) i% o[ 本帖最后由 propeller 于 2009-4-7 16:20 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。5 u) w0 L" G1 l8 k+ @; V2 l. j3 {+ c

, G. f& a& |2 ^4 y- {7 v, p哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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