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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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# E% h: V7 K/ FA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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6 c& [! X% _$ y6 n% l6 vThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
' `8 A9 N7 I/ M5 Hlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.7 V9 [+ v6 S1 E
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.* n! E, q. c& D$ f
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'." H+ ~" R; W( W1 Q: q
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'; b7 x7 m! ^) E$ p" y
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7 T4 ~: h: e8 m/ ?$ t* KThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'1 S. _! f$ i' A. l1 o
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2 C8 U' f$ t0 K/ J6 u' Z'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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# ~/ |6 i' e; n$ f3 U2 c'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
' m+ t0 E. P4 t k" @3 VWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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