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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.* P7 w: m. D: s6 ?: y
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a; J- V6 _1 m3 ~7 f
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure." b# b. Z3 w3 A: E
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; F: ]# C" H6 z- Y9 @8 K: iWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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; Y( ]$ p7 H+ U1 N) x8 `9 [: XThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
2 s/ d% | V9 R9 ?/ [% Z4 k+ _The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.- }0 ^$ P7 n/ z6 K- F& S- g" b, R
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2 o% S9 x4 ^' {, I* l: y The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
' J- q% i- b9 DThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'9 ?1 N) B t* H! J- q" ~$ N
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$ u% ]( I* F( q3 U( X8 iThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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; f T9 k u0 n* e4 H' J1 `1 ]'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.3 V4 D! g1 c9 X6 M$ B
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{2 O: S6 I1 j'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
" T6 X) s# ?3 S- HWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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