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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.+ N6 Z# D5 p& d" d- s9 S( j
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; z8 J" ~8 _# ~6 N& _The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a; s5 o/ x' Z1 u* e3 P& b
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.& k4 `# j* k3 k! C2 @1 U
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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! \. c4 j# c+ pThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
, B% b/ |& x) X0 ]The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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( Z" Q6 t! N) U! O1 `3 O The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.9 \5 ~2 ^ B' D2 _
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'& ~2 O# W# m, t$ g+ I. R
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' x9 w# i }9 F: k/ y8 ^; N9 pThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'/ j3 X! d, f5 z9 T2 o* D
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.+ W0 ?. L! \" r2 U4 s- G7 X
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0 A+ w0 a0 V5 O5 A+ e: n1 e: w'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
9 P3 B4 a3 v8 S4 }- EWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'( v3 f9 p! @% n: {, [
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