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) L1 ^$ }' Y1 D, y" t3 ^A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.2 z5 b% T' b4 F# a' Y
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a8 ?7 ^( O/ ^, q; Q
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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: W- S4 z. P+ n' R7 {/ D* V$ \: e3 FWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.9 U( Q; B3 y( \! V3 H, a
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'./ ~+ f5 g4 |5 k4 w
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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: K1 U/ M5 L) |& K" O0 A The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
) d4 Q" N: R) D5 w- }% AThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'& v, N5 [1 H, f5 Y1 X, |
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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