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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a2 v( p- J2 c- z2 @* Z
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.3 \ u1 F f! q3 h2 p
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6 A4 ]5 z! o Y/ w7 ^We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.& H% j1 ^% X/ G/ I3 N4 d
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.# Q7 i6 P0 @1 Z9 s9 X5 w
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.7 g3 y. O. O% i" x! G
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
f& @7 F; \% |0 N- x, O3 c$ IThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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+ w6 a3 }3 ^- x: u" n( g/ ~The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'0 b6 i l- m+ s- D8 }* z( O
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+ }% A8 L' r- s'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
! D( V0 Y8 ?1 p% gWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'0 _# K! ]% e# B9 \/ n
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