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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.* ?( s: l8 F) C! k/ |2 J \6 D
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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1 R, j9 A+ x! v' P; W" bThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a+ P& a; a2 P5 D2 l+ k4 Q
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.2 L/ d9 ^9 c5 U- Y. M; [
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2 v: N% n$ f: L, R2 W- eWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.- d' J* p0 e, c! ?& k8 Q# S$ K
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.( o7 i" t5 K4 N0 @% b& f2 w. v5 X
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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C- `9 a J4 Q6 W+ [( S3 h9 m The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.' P7 _0 k( r" m
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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0 u* r' S) h( p4 b: u- Q1 A9 f) `'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
# {0 Z; \* H9 x6 g+ uWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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