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4 ~. [% z* J( _/ GA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.0 ^& N: F0 t/ D+ p) a ? y
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
+ I' Y) N/ B* _9 jlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure./ w, [) p" C2 w9 j" k
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. ?" C# }) [( b. _4 C ~We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'., ]% J2 ?+ J1 P
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.' q0 g J0 m. f
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
* g; S+ E+ t2 H6 eThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'' m4 U1 S) z2 e! g, c
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'+ g5 ^2 [( J8 k
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& J! L' B3 A; V9 {'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.9 _% o! h6 H9 E2 h7 J5 ^. a
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( D }* v0 r9 @'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ! b$ t6 A) f7 F, K9 a
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'2 Z; M+ p6 u# r" T0 m+ n- Q
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