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+ q' V$ D, Q" y7 E* \" G; @- O' EA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.) ^3 j, Q$ a2 l( S2 y
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* D O, h' j$ n* O3 M7 m: jThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
: F8 U6 c1 c% |0 w' jlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.. S8 l# \. @- ^9 M( h9 X
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.1 J; u6 q/ o8 B3 i% ]" e/ I- j
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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( e" ]1 q4 }: \; _, Q The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
$ Z' A* W2 g0 ^& P1 b9 BThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.; [" S: ~0 N- s! ] N0 X
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) S4 I" r5 K" Z( K( P'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! , y* T7 i9 H- r: [+ w9 `
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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