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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. ; f# N0 U3 F# A
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. / C2 O. g/ t3 m" `
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
( x0 g) {& X W. t$ f9 y5 F! aThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' * `6 ^8 q9 w9 l" t1 S1 g
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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" j6 \' f* T8 B: MThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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" \* q1 J {/ J* w L0 OThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' . d* g/ n: U8 \
2 K, A1 O, R5 m r7 @5 P4 qSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. + |) L+ I6 _2 ^
- n/ J: F; o* R2 rThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 6 ^% ~" P" q+ ^
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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, E O }) k8 Z0 L7 G9 aSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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; ]5 M, x4 w8 iThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 9 y% y; m; q1 `1 y, b
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. $ q n2 w( s- u
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 7 O+ o8 d3 a; z8 B- \, `. {
3 N( O. g0 V" t3 T+ n) jMale readers : Please scroll down. & a9 ]7 W9 y4 h
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ! w3 P; e0 m& G
- _9 |0 z! O" l h- {9 ^Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. ' h$ x3 v0 L O2 U1 F$ y! J
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show * Z& a# N) [% z6 ]' j) R
+ N) C5 p9 p( ~+ g5 y' v! YPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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