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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
% y! L$ u2 D# B# d3 U( ]% N0 |! {% ?4 {She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
2 o% E6 \: S% d( JThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 3 o4 N C4 t2 p
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 1 e3 W6 p& N1 D" g X: G M
8 D& |4 v+ I+ k% ~Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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2 S, S2 m( M9 s1 jThe woman said, 'That's okay.' 2 n( i4 g) W+ J7 O& Q
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' ' e+ t1 C& C+ ~1 E! x' D, u0 r
. Q7 @$ I G: z# M+ DSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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" a8 b+ `0 @$ @4 dThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 7 I1 ~* I d4 s# M
; ^- u7 \0 A/ i3 rAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 1 t' j) _8 Q3 ^, S/ G/ r
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0 L6 I, U) C, ?; ]/ V* hThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. # Y/ |% @ q* Y# v" o0 U
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# _4 G6 n; L& U+ J0 n/ pLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 7 X* G& l7 h" f
~1 B1 a$ p# U9 Z; MPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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