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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. * A( v$ Y4 ?1 {8 L$ }$ Y
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ! [/ F9 [0 T5 F- L, a& Y/ O
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
( {, k3 s+ X+ B- ?/ bThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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' v' I. e3 C: sWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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; b" A4 P! V2 z0 n+ Z9 XThe woman said, 'That's okay.' 9 p+ K6 v" s6 ~0 ~7 i/ `1 t: A4 e
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. " i* Z: s" n v) v' m# |( Y
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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) l" Z7 W8 D4 jSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! $ s8 H5 ~6 T. _; r% d _3 L/ G! S
' @) w! j8 @! ~1 y, t1 sFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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" f& a0 v" P! [% MThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ; {9 [4 U8 u& z; r4 n; O+ F
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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5 ^+ q) ?% R- y3 Y! y/ G8 I2 j! AThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 4 D( q$ o1 w8 }, ^
3 [; u4 f% \$ c' T" o7 hMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ( T. U& W: ^8 I. _1 T& n* x
& c8 Y6 S# l6 D- E1 kAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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. ?) m+ S8 w7 d1 ^$ S6 x! GThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. ! L8 a# \& P% D" C3 \5 [/ p8 M( ^
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+ z1 _; ]0 p/ z2 R, _Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ! b8 y4 k# C# C4 I! F$ p7 F! `
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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