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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. . O0 {9 g+ M P0 s
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ( x$ T( X2 O, E; w
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
6 w) h$ w" f# x6 z; xThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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' `, V* k: d7 LWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' " _) G R5 S7 i) i$ l4 ]* M' ^2 D
9 d* \- d- q1 y5 {3 F7 NThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. % O2 n) L! _& S# W! i4 X
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' B( O, [. \/ K- [2 k3 n n' t; G! A1 r
% i1 B- ? C( kSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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* P0 U& f1 Z& Q+ e- n" K* x6 _) fFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 3 i# J6 ~+ a+ ^ T; p" ]0 U
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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5 ~5 p0 G1 M% o6 UThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 0 ~, O0 |" f# d$ {' A! v# @4 a
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' , s8 m! `# J/ g1 a0 Y. m" x
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ' C/ G1 H* S5 W" X9 _
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. : P# T" Z, P( O
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Male readers : Please scroll down. 0 r5 L$ n% ]2 H. {, z$ ]1 v% \ g
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! w1 M* o; y0 F( Y+ a$ rThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ( F( `* q; L/ M" p8 |: W! d7 f! D
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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