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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
; T/ x2 C$ S! G4 p) X& n) [She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ) A- @' i a1 j* T
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 5 B1 q2 u0 {$ d4 x" o
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 2 h! x$ o4 F. M* G
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 1 t7 x! D/ x! t) ?
" e6 d1 B9 g) M6 N! BThe woman said, 'That's okay.' 7 P$ w _" a; D( h9 b! y# ]/ i' ]
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 1 z7 @8 D% M8 ^' F
- _% ], B3 W4 z3 B" `The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 4 \$ G3 |8 Q" W$ n
7 b6 ?+ x5 k+ V' s0 ~9 ~5 }The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' # R9 s! b4 o0 ~, }. K) e i2 O
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! $ x' V+ s! d5 O+ b% _5 p7 L, ^" S% `
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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1 a) x# Q( t- \; n5 `7 T. d+ IThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 6 H" Z" y# I6 ]0 O
! _/ Y$ Z& C) [* e8 j- SThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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F- Y" k; Z) A3 N# N" }So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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5 K8 Y- X( l4 c7 s) CThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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6 k) k( G' Y" S' E" L6 [5 IMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ! i+ y# Y4 g) b
0 L2 n! f# n+ B1 i% g7 ^6 IAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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; q* u3 {" q' {) T" [- KMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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1 f) L- Y8 O6 N- c" G8 h' q1 XMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show , H; Q3 _9 Z& S; i* m
i' \8 R: e+ c6 `PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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