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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. " e7 V: Y2 n7 j0 X: N; o
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
+ x+ Z) P% o8 X! {The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 2 T& t0 Y5 S3 q/ j, h( s* q
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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& f, i- O- ^7 x7 q- D% W, gThe woman said, 'That's okay.' 3 w& J% N- n7 u5 l6 q8 r4 }
6 y* i# X% ?* y. M+ t& }' e7 z6 OFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. G' S& x* U5 |
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 9 g6 {1 m* [. L7 t( O
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' ) S! U5 s4 v% W" r K. `9 M
4 q. z9 P% ]7 J- Q8 `) ZSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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3 c! L+ H, A5 z! t% u* J1 k0 [The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 5 a- o9 M0 D _+ r3 C6 Q2 _) F
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ! L% H7 _9 ^3 S/ W/ t' [7 n& O
5 n* c% P& g2 l4 h2 G6 t; ~The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' * {! ^4 a/ |# r
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 2 n% @2 s) n& J/ R/ t, s$ S9 Y/ m
7 l. {7 n# d* F9 T/ o6 W LAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. + j9 d1 g8 R2 o6 z
9 g) i; ^0 L7 `, w5 `1 nMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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5 h# u+ [1 W0 Y* Z; n% tMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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