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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. + \( d* _; `3 E5 N
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
4 V0 M2 @0 }" J( K6 f3 VThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
# \; y* N( V3 u4 t7 m! k, ?) \( FThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 3 U0 ?) @& t4 Z( V5 K
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 6 F$ ?8 o H# {/ s6 K7 ] C
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. / } }3 K7 g9 u
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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! z$ L9 x% ?* B& LThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' / ]' X+ T+ k! N( H+ S
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 2 j6 V* \0 u3 w
7 o6 _' G1 Z. `( c6 }" NFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ) s3 v9 b) ^; l% A8 `
1 x+ p% M/ x. j6 c, u4 LThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' . E/ }) \ E# @8 d J/ [" ~
5 A: l1 t c g, q& i2 yThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' * X! ^) z0 q8 \' @3 r
8 g) j4 U; Y7 p' f6 S5 vSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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2 r2 y0 {4 k1 N. M( \5 \( Y) c$ jThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 0 U2 C! i$ M# l3 T1 u
/ v. c, Q- e0 ~- E3 GMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 3 e8 y- Q. P* z/ K+ j. V
9 g) C7 W2 W* oAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down. + a3 w! ?$ d1 ]% Y8 M" f: P/ ^$ w! q
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show * N& D7 X+ u; L( @7 N9 p) ~) I" f
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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