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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
& F0 \3 e8 ^- t3 t, p! }: vShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
5 `) z9 N! L% z) }: v. kThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' $ y+ g* q) [& E" U1 O0 \) I
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' $ _- @) r0 u4 u" ]: v3 w9 [* E
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 5 L# S# }7 x, B$ q( ~# j% {
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. * |4 d, k' f- d2 q. c0 v
" ~4 q9 t) J2 L' |3 _! wThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ) d S# j2 \ S
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' e3 G4 n# x+ _, ]* I4 \
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ; S) Z# m: R% L0 [* B1 a
; e: N% ]* X3 t3 Z- E4 eThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ! u+ A) _2 n! n$ v, @# e2 \
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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0 O( A0 x% c/ P6 h/ wThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 9 S' @4 g, _& ~3 v' d, m
9 M$ E8 m2 P; k2 [8 ~* l3 EAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ! A, z) m- L0 F
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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; w E# p' L: J- M' [# l: eThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ) _4 E* W9 @8 o5 B4 \' g& m; }- t
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. 4 |- j' b. f6 r6 O+ `7 m3 T2 C
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 7 m4 y* Q$ \- S: p
4 k8 o( H9 ]3 G" X" SPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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