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Canadian idiot- ]; V- r$ y; U+ n) ]
5 @1 Z2 N5 b0 K( X8 O/ R( T2 g0 ADon't wanna be a Canadian idiot) n: E. n5 B2 [% p o% L/ ~3 |
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
0 J; M/ `* U% X8 ^7 l) X+ LAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
9 A* U1 o5 g* _$ O+ Y M* o; AI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed" V* Z# z% g, u
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They all live on donuts and moose meat! T! x. Y7 _: c) ~2 V0 ^: c
And they leave the house without packing heat
) n9 m) }0 O9 c: oNever even bring their guns to the mall
# u1 R1 B) J- w9 d0 CAnd you know what else is too funny?2 H& C) Q8 a9 |1 @6 R3 S p1 j& p
Their stupid Monopoly money, s! N& D% j7 y' g* Y- t$ J+ I
Can't take 'em seriously at all( k+ J5 A* D+ P, U5 {
( F0 q8 l" `* N& ?Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export+ k: a" _ w+ f7 m8 j# q( [
They treat curling just like it's a real sport1 y& D2 z' O% }, W3 ~2 b# a5 n
They think their silly accent is so cute6 \; n8 ^& b4 h1 I* `
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
2 @9 y3 H+ }# p/ |, {6 Z SCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air" s" j& v l/ I5 y" f# g! b% ?
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion/ v2 Z/ h. j2 l2 [+ z8 C5 R$ Y
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni9 i1 n- I3 A$ `5 [: J
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
) Q# S! Y& C- ?" F d! wAll over Saskatchewan
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% J: V4 d0 S' z, E9 |7 fDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
* v, z3 }; M# P# a8 c$ Swont figure out the temperature in Celsius2 y' ^) }( g9 `4 M( `. R) w. e
See the map, they're hovering right over us: s: y. N: U" U6 Q2 A) q
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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! G/ U, I7 B2 e5 a3 C2 UAlways hear the same kind of story
' h/ a1 S2 ^% M! U4 JBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
* U# T" K- b; z! ]* r" B4 bTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?7 u, |- \" q2 Y% R# _
It's gotta mean they're all up to something7 v; `: B& G0 {
So quick, before they see it coming- K; m7 G9 |" c* d+ d0 x- V
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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