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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
& B9 ^( g* a. a, E. e1 gDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
' w6 e. n- H5 IAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
7 Q/ B. U! N; U N5 ~I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed9 E6 e# k, z2 z4 M' K5 a, n) n
# y+ ~' M z! H( o/ [: |' bThey all live on donuts and moose meat
* @ u& [" q4 D2 kAnd they leave the house without packing heat' H: j5 u! D5 P. Y
Never even bring their guns to the mall: |* n0 r1 O- C8 a- m6 P4 N
And you know what else is too funny?! g4 S1 r2 {: C( C y
Their stupid Monopoly money
( x, ], @! L' ^* Y4 q' t; O# M1 [Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
2 G) Q! J9 P: I0 MThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
+ U) u- @3 f: w1 dThey think their silly accent is so cute
& A: |+ r5 K0 G/ h. [" B& ?Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot0 U/ C4 ?2 x, ~3 B
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
1 |( j, e/ z* ~Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air* [& Z9 w) W! l3 e! Q
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion1 p5 ~6 K9 |4 A
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni# w8 P$ Q/ U# f1 B8 ]# e9 e* I
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni8 T+ m; Y( p9 i* ^0 B. I* x4 P5 h
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
5 j c+ t2 K$ U/ Y( k! \8 G$ Swont figure out the temperature in Celsius
' p& ^5 I# z1 ?& o+ i# q3 SSee the map, they're hovering right over us1 z6 Q8 e( @. n' F8 N: ^
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous7 b2 a7 k% G2 y2 [
2 D& p* e' I8 N, gAlways hear the same kind of story [5 A! r% ~+ a. z- W! w
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"+ m. e5 Q, _# r: m
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?+ q }: H8 L; B) ~0 `# s# q
It's gotta mean they're all up to something* T$ T8 q+ a7 _0 v" ^$ L2 X) B
So quick, before they see it coming* D1 ^$ U6 M& a$ R, Y+ M- H
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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