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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
) e' Q2 J1 I# A! n4 R& v uDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
7 m, d# j @: G% F2 nAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
" w$ C& `- \9 }2 ~/ G& ~I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed3 v* D, P* k+ n2 s
$ _8 |( U u% ]( Z3 B, j. G, _They all live on donuts and moose meat4 z0 q7 I9 c. Z2 ]8 i
And they leave the house without packing heat8 V8 ^* Q7 A4 \0 x' n
Never even bring their guns to the mall
5 }9 x, W0 h. hAnd you know what else is too funny?. I5 e# P! I# X( y
Their stupid Monopoly money! b2 {+ f7 C" e8 k" ^
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
0 q+ X; Y& w) N/ ^1 Z4 kThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
2 g1 q) I& L, f+ P" VThey think their silly accent is so cute- |" D; T- q1 U7 E' f; I4 X: ~
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot4 u9 z/ Q8 r H B2 a+ ?. f
; c7 ~( {$ z5 i% t& _Sure, they've got their national healthcare) b! |/ a; l8 N C9 E, \; T2 w
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air& ^8 k% A$ p* k5 v) s
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion ]! u& d; L$ ` K) i+ U3 z: |& D
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
# Q* K0 D$ X* R1 W' E9 lwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
/ p& b7 s5 j% o' p; {See the map, they're hovering right over us/ M" B$ p; w5 Y A7 t: M% s# }; k
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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2 D# o' j4 V, T2 v6 r% L% CAlways hear the same kind of story7 @1 [- J* \* G6 @+ K+ c) h) _; g
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"# z0 O# k" F* ]4 ~
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
, @8 i, N( H/ Q2 vIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
: h' a' Z/ g" ?: |+ h) c& }So quick, before they see it coming
+ K# F+ }- ], P$ ATime for a pre-emptive strike |
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