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Canadian idiot% u/ H' Q$ o6 u* n- q- Y
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 p6 ]4 ?8 V; i. @- QDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
9 V* F |1 c9 f$ s3 M3 Y5 GAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
0 @1 L% d. R8 Z2 }2 MI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed# _5 u; S- F( L7 @2 g3 \
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
; a, {7 Y7 t6 J; l u7 AAnd they leave the house without packing heat
5 s) ? Z2 S! N9 k3 KNever even bring their guns to the mall5 f) M! f1 p7 K8 q% [
And you know what else is too funny?
- w, b9 x3 ~3 u# f5 _) @- NTheir stupid Monopoly money
$ H+ K1 a) ~$ zCan't take 'em seriously at all0 H' D* S& c* L! o
0 _2 D* q! A0 K! j* f8 g- L$ l! mWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
. M# J: N* j3 @! j5 AThey treat curling just like it's a real sport! N; Z" r4 ]* k& z I7 K
They think their silly accent is so cute
, y) n x/ y% x1 N& G/ Q0 r t4 fCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot6 Y- } }3 a" m# n5 Q
5 l! f% U a. C F1 O: c- HSure, they've got their national healthcare
: g( ?! j" Z0 |. {* F# P/ MCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air9 v* y4 n6 C+ _7 }! w, T$ [0 T, I
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
$ z4 j/ P! f' `& WEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
' w6 v( b2 @5 J2 t/ lAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni( Z4 e. T7 m9 B: N$ [
All over Saskatchewan
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+ b# G* g+ P1 v4 L* X! Q( XDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot( |( M3 G/ |" a4 |0 B2 h: j
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
8 k5 @1 z. w4 M7 X& m' ~+ I$ p( OSee the map, they're hovering right over us
: ]6 |/ {! Y! ?- lTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story3 o C* Q- {" o3 m( J! \" F
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
% o" Z/ H: A# \# I1 LTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
( u% b9 ~3 u, f2 S" j" W7 HIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
( M* j' [3 R* c5 w J0 q! wSo quick, before they see it coming
( \; r2 s9 p4 X' QTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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