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Canadian idiot( w& m5 L1 e! r) i: F4 d; o# R
: \+ g2 E# P, H: A6 X7 q- |+ B( J) IDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
2 L4 g5 b( h9 Y& A# J6 A6 JDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut; @- T. p; V! A1 _- p% G. N I* W
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
2 |1 y; ~3 @+ M* g+ b; w" k. Q8 \; NI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed" Z( j& y( U. g J: i% Z
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They all live on donuts and moose meat5 ]- Q$ W8 o: ^8 G0 B1 U& p$ T/ ?
And they leave the house without packing heat
" @! ]1 c/ T! I4 U- H- lNever even bring their guns to the mall
( N) ?: Q+ T* N! }And you know what else is too funny?* S3 z0 o: L8 t" F
Their stupid Monopoly money
0 t- [, {5 B0 g* E! kCan't take 'em seriously at all
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* Z0 e0 J* O6 v2 A1 ^Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export$ Y5 F5 P% [( L" I8 _/ K* L# ]- A
They treat curling just like it's a real sport! I& x- o$ j6 b+ ^. D& ^
They think their silly accent is so cute7 i, [; b: c; G9 R& v
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot i$ x% J& A, u% ~, b9 ]) m
/ b0 D9 ?$ P8 [* q1 _9 \/ OSure, they've got their national healthcare
; E& R5 l, [* m! LCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air. G! x& g, R% E$ r, D7 _- o# d
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion3 u9 ?' y( Z1 Y* [5 J2 C
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni3 A' ~6 k% J. Y) [% g
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
6 r, i$ s( Q5 s& Y; }6 cAll over Saskatchewan) @+ O5 f0 t3 l
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ U8 Q6 {* J: l( \8 m
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius9 }' U# w) F; e6 q( c
See the map, they're hovering right over us
- D) K1 K2 P' o5 ^0 d: {( ^' CTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous% l8 ?! N- N, x8 S5 E' w% d
1 V5 O+ w8 ~% a/ F1 Y: s {Always hear the same kind of story
s& G! h9 o9 Q- H$ G3 R0 z, tBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
5 N4 Q3 t. \) a( @& ZTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?* B3 {: k1 g! a# f
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
: Q( n% ~9 {4 hSo quick, before they see it coming
6 M: ~9 i9 G% @6 C% [# KTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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