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Canadian idiot+ H1 N2 t1 ^% \0 \8 b
6 u4 ~! k5 X4 Q9 D/ Q. YDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot* c& Z8 Z0 ]* }
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
' S& n$ b/ a, |0 {# o0 KAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?2 s2 {1 {. _ x) d
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed& S5 v) L9 P# z. o7 ]4 v9 P
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They all live on donuts and moose meat$ x. i1 U: p# r) |0 s3 H
And they leave the house without packing heat
/ a+ V, L4 r; z- E) s3 zNever even bring their guns to the mall
4 h/ {4 V( V" WAnd you know what else is too funny?7 J1 }& p5 u% J" [6 K' t) u
Their stupid Monopoly money/ f) l4 o$ i# Y% G. U, h
Can't take 'em seriously at all: t( d' a8 J2 A
5 q/ e0 E0 @/ U& eWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
0 V% E6 d8 P2 h' _They treat curling just like it's a real sport
8 o6 d& g4 y2 _They think their silly accent is so cute
7 H* P3 Q0 c5 p" iCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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, L8 ?: o. _- `4 q& HSure, they've got their national healthcare
/ Z6 U. [/ R. }; k& F, uCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
" u7 [ U, j: d7 ]8 H5 aThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion" I" Q a0 d' _/ n
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
7 O5 v) ?1 u! \* }$ O, Z# C/ jAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni2 A1 R, C) P- _. f. T, k
All over Saskatchewan/ Q, ~& ^4 d, D& O8 O$ M
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
9 g) U4 h6 c1 ]$ e& }wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
, c4 ?# S' ?8 cSee the map, they're hovering right over us; w2 F( p0 [8 z4 d
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous3 S6 B+ s8 @+ |
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Always hear the same kind of story
. \ ^( l# {9 W$ fBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
% r: F# A4 W7 ~# E6 M# ?Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
* a( T+ } p3 ]( XIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
$ K3 [& X4 v+ C$ \* ?: F/ w3 u- sSo quick, before they see it coming
4 {* o/ F; t2 CTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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