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Canadian idiot: ^0 ]7 U+ [! r
; @. Z' ?/ D5 I/ EDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
3 W7 g6 t; u% W: }; [5 kDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut2 @: E3 ]( {5 J( j
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
5 V, G5 f7 q0 Y3 {8 V8 K( PI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed8 @( r: k7 g: r2 n& [- N
a7 H6 u% }+ f% p, T5 yThey all live on donuts and moose meat6 N8 a: E- ^6 L* B
And they leave the house without packing heat7 R5 N& j- b) I9 S9 f# u& O
Never even bring their guns to the mall9 b5 {* {/ f6 \" M0 N: i8 }
And you know what else is too funny?+ i |2 B4 a# Z2 l' F; Q
Their stupid Monopoly money
7 ^1 E T+ z1 w2 p b) ~9 {Can't take 'em seriously at all7 Y0 \; a/ [5 O1 o5 ]( Y1 O+ ~
9 m' \5 M( J. Q: XWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
! ^# @2 S' H* O. z; w9 t# }0 JThey treat curling just like it's a real sport' _8 C* V& t' ^- |2 s
They think their silly accent is so cute2 e/ a. S4 A V" n: V7 Q8 W# A
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot! k3 p7 ~( \5 M0 C# H# Z
6 j; W# {" A. R0 vSure, they've got their national healthcare
: n& B3 c4 X% ^: r r4 @9 ACheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
' i, o) R+ m2 g9 u0 k$ g, tThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
+ o) I8 T- T' N, xEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
, Q3 L, ~7 d8 @! Z8 DAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
$ ], U7 K) R# ?3 b8 }All over Saskatchewan( @ j5 E1 {8 ?) O1 Y+ e G0 d
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
' B$ [5 ~3 B6 R! nwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
/ w, d: d9 v& h# G$ d- Z% sSee the map, they're hovering right over us, k! [3 Z5 f0 Q' [' x- U
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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% j0 T# Z$ y- B: V3 O, f( TAlways hear the same kind of story
* e* N, a3 r2 T) O: z+ vBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"- e) V) h1 c: w2 y4 t" u5 Y0 B0 o
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?9 ^7 w, L5 G X6 w9 r) b
It's gotta mean they're all up to something$ ~" l& A$ N: \ N5 U
So quick, before they see it coming4 W& n# f, _' t" t4 P
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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