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Canadian idiot
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! p! n' p' q* |% q. {Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
9 s6 n' G H# j+ h0 }+ nDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
( E* r* e* A/ r* j4 o% YAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
3 O* U' C) ^; ]* ~4 `0 g2 pI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat; x& e2 e3 O/ y) m- m( R
And they leave the house without packing heat
$ I- c5 f0 A# C. Z3 |. eNever even bring their guns to the mall
# G( z4 U. p# R! f% y: \And you know what else is too funny?
m1 u* b* m$ m9 o) tTheir stupid Monopoly money; t; m6 {0 t6 w% B7 H8 k/ S+ l- O
Can't take 'em seriously at all+ v5 h% y7 r" [: m9 a, p. D2 b6 I8 S3 |
; v5 G# h6 Z( L2 K; ZWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export! z5 k* P' t! C0 r+ p
They treat curling just like it's a real sport% `6 g \. B9 k5 ?( P. c2 A1 R
They think their silly accent is so cute
4 i9 p5 y( |' ~3 S4 q5 kCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot- ~# B1 g H8 b) s5 Z/ M
# z+ \# E0 d0 g4 X* ]Sure, they've got their national healthcare7 U/ W& o( f( C
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
9 m# B* L$ D2 `. j- {7 ?% z! |5 yThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
. V+ _& o9 e* M0 u9 b7 Q* H* PEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
, D( i" T- R7 \+ @% @6 jAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
; [" B& L/ X; l( p' |All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot4 p! T1 N) X& u+ _2 n9 N8 g
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius) F N5 X7 k! ?/ b
See the map, they're hovering right over us( X7 n# [9 f8 `' _; z" _2 z1 p1 B
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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: |' |7 U$ g4 J5 Q* K" GAlways hear the same kind of story
. k* X: \7 {) J; D0 o+ GBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"0 H2 q) s5 s/ V! I
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
, V* X1 y$ x/ G& @It's gotta mean they're all up to something
6 @' |0 I0 t; Q- [So quick, before they see it coming* |- q% p: n. T% O
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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