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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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" Y; X, U8 W! H) g2 C; [Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: h+ G2 g* P5 { g1 D5 g% ^
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.) i! D/ z, p0 c* N% M* |+ l; x6 k: @( T
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; Y) s% q8 m3 h- u) I7 c2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.0 X' n' J) \ F3 d/ ^! @. T& X& o
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" d$ A; v$ M7 Z% c. Q4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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+ z4 F' d0 b i' }" X5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.+ _8 W. Z' p; o& p
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; z; W0 J5 C6 r% N/ [
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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- {0 @4 W- U! u9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.9 r5 j# D; U9 e0 A( q' s
# y4 b$ t; r& @! e6 ^& k0 P10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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: u4 V, R5 r6 c: V4 A% D) ?11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.3 B* g- U9 ^& M8 M
5 r( Y' j; J1 H. E1 {& `12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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1 }( c$ l; T" ~) l5 Y* a# r' M" L14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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