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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol9 O' S! r* j; F) {! J& A- C
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:; O2 g* D8 H2 |* ?1 m
2 d2 S* F* ^4 _1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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& q5 c+ o! l+ ^9 ]4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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, q0 f. S% o' W5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 w% e9 R1 _' ]
) w* P0 p ?( B* G: w/ l3 U7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
* h. S! } q# _- e* P' q: M'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'9 \. B$ R% ^$ D8 G( k
1 l9 Y& w i; o1 M) K5 x9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: o; c1 T/ d+ V, W
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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2 A. w& J) }) M! y7 d12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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+ R. a9 `& z+ K13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!6 r: K% J, o" m0 s7 Q% n2 l6 H
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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