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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol! K7 Y6 X6 L6 G3 p0 d
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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6 s$ R6 B1 _4 i* K2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.; h2 _' a+ v: ~/ ]
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1 W) O, h& M. C# y$ Z, c4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.- l0 Z8 x/ p# d4 d, Q# x P
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.$ ^0 @' M! [7 u5 G; i4 L. N( m
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+ i# d- J' U1 P6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area& {' ]8 n# u. L# b
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask5 X2 @9 ~% B: g2 v+ ~( z
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'& S" C* l: s$ | M% Y) z0 ]
c6 C5 n" X$ N) o( q9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.. B& K/ Z, r9 @$ o
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!$ e: H4 ?* L# h
! o) D) { h0 M, ]% d14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!7 | X4 X) p& ?* i/ p: H
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And; last, but not least!)
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