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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and: o2 n: j- |6 V- G# M( D
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
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$ w! T7 f; L4 hThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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8 D! _+ }) V' K+ v STen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 q. [0 s, i% N& \, D1 V. l
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' : x3 F3 S9 z; Y3 \: ]
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 [) D9 y5 \) t e" Z$ e' Oprofessor was out cold.3 Z! |) _) U" j
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. ) v2 v1 _2 v p
4 v3 B$ w( j: d" T. Q9 |The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked9 T" E6 S ]1 i3 z1 T
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' z1 @# F$ R+ Y& w, |$ N! c: mwith you? Why did you do that?'
; N" c# e' p6 z* Y, k; \The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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