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, u2 i- j. p9 Q3 hlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# y+ G" s( F( D2 \6 Yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' & N: t, b6 i8 j1 Q- y% p) G
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 k( I) _/ i& w8 p& W5 r }
! D* g1 a. w+ G$ ?! wTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 _! I! G: ^- `3 RI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' V9 E+ I+ P1 t: c4 Z' c* B" ^ ~6 JIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. a+ s8 H$ v) h. R3 u
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- P5 U5 O! r% c2 O- L: j6 O& Ycold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
/ {2 C- {* }2 N+ B, B6 |, qprofessor was out cold.* C* N3 f8 G, p3 x! r
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 V. i7 b* P1 s$ D; vsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and* D7 `+ [+ S) _1 b# L6 A# Y% F/ v
sat there looking on in silence. 9 O" u1 z! j8 y8 O9 e
: W1 ?& g( f3 q3 x! b; WThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 m7 {/ x: x5 H2 Y. x2 V& i: m
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
8 H! d2 ~3 y4 |: S1 [2 O/ F( ywith you? Why did you do that?') |7 f0 `! T& x% J; |
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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4 x i4 V' M, r9 OCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
1 _) y) |; f1 [, Fright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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