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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you+ b1 J2 W6 Q* D$ V5 [7 w
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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6 V! W0 u" s3 U( f' mThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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! c1 Z& N: \4 Q, b/ s0 ^Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here0 g7 m, D1 R) x5 n
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 O' S# J1 v/ g5 r9 y2 A8 v
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier6 f( ]; M9 m) {& h, V
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and, b# h1 H! f8 K; @/ o- H3 H
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
$ `1 G$ n9 @0 V' |* h" Z$ c* I5 }professor was out cold.% w4 p1 V& w: ?% z# m2 H
) u+ `* b/ l4 O& t8 }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
, _! \* |! g+ O! B* C3 qsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
% W8 g% J, q3 t$ lsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ |' H/ O* ^+ Q( s& o
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) u! E& g- H( b+ U! U% wwith you? Why did you do that?'
4 D+ s U- w: e' S0 J& z* ZThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ( o3 |1 _$ K- ~6 f7 r
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your- q0 k- d$ [! d* D+ Y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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