God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
) N' Z# b# I/ ^  dlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ ?; {- u. A+ p6 q! Kare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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' n" X- p8 f1 z# e! l. y$ YThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" K' h* A9 O' b5 d$ l# _I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
$ R8 n. B' o1 o. Q6 u) O* D. din the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
5 l# V6 b7 K2 K  v# d) rprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 |, Y9 x' I+ o5 rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

& p  Y. }- q6 H2 ]: iThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- \3 B1 y. M$ p2 ~; iwith you? Why did you do that?'
/ i8 `) M* g6 j' G, p- c4 G7 k9 bThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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* ?# m1 K$ k& s2 g' q/ _8 O下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
8 L7 N5 }5 M2 H& Iso true...

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