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* [' ]" ^' W) J0 C' @looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; X2 |: i& T0 T
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' , W5 Z3 r# Q/ s0 {9 ~! A% T' L
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.) n1 {- q$ j# t: _7 U
/ O: J- z1 n1 b6 J$ G# ]Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here' y, B: h% [% q3 D! E
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
, J! I9 N+ q" s( Y) \It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( P) x! d2 W) @% s# D! b
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
; s# ^2 s0 K9 c+ ]9 R" Y; bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 l2 ^2 r, _% i8 U6 c' [, T! b9 t
professor was out cold.9 {1 Z4 V& L) f6 m, H! a
" C/ b5 c0 J& F/ ~, k. EThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- z1 N+ ?1 U. i* K+ U
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
" u% U8 H' ^, k4 @3 y0 Gsat there looking on in silence.
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! ]7 m n3 K& L4 O) k0 EThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked4 l ~, o% i/ d; Y4 z7 r( K
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter& m% n/ m/ s5 c6 Q6 _
with you? Why did you do that?'
- `! ], B8 [; S- r4 T) [The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ) ~$ w3 L4 N7 T9 z3 Y z* M# \
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
0 x/ z; y+ a9 [, N/ I1 K0 oright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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