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" C) u1 s& e9 N3 c, l/ y; t+ M& {5 P% Q) Hlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
) |. _. E2 H7 G% S% iare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' # a5 r; |- c' c* M, I" [
- e- j& Y$ h$ P/ R! q6 d2 k! yThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: Y+ ~( R# m7 _% w1 E
" m+ S$ V S* @9 `/ {' x% STen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: ^2 h: D- P4 ?: p7 R
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 v0 ^- m# i( {& y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' ?* c) @, T3 J5 L0 F
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and* P: i) G+ v7 U& C9 I1 x# P! ^7 H
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The4 u. W- ~5 @4 k8 `5 F1 O2 w% } {
professor was out cold.
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# Y& K% }! `! x9 `3 D- pThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 ~; m* ?1 j0 d. nsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and; ]9 K2 t1 m5 U- S- r. C' w
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ |8 N/ u# H. H# j+ U
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' \: q- _% ~7 S3 J! p" m( J% swith you? Why did you do that?'/ h7 W3 o2 I: e- E2 z% v, f
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 6 I" z1 C( N% J- q1 O* X+ v
" E( c9 Y# w1 L ]& D( CCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
) E& |1 g) E& e2 q j- F# L. Zright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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