God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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- Y: d- c" G2 z" X2 C  FTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
) `( I" y8 B# [1 V+ `4 sI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
4 Z% L& r( r# E( g" z5 mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ z2 Y2 Z2 B2 g' k. kin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; R- E/ {4 L$ q9 x! b- V& Nprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
: O* L+ U9 f: `0 Bsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
+ ^- Q0 @0 I# a6 F" Z2 v2 J5 ?0 Dsat there looking on in silence.

- C5 X" `8 j& a6 o* V1 RThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
6 @1 H" ]& m: Y" B: \9 kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
  K; r! e! y% Y' \8 P; N% iwith you? Why did you do that?'
% i4 u0 i0 S8 v: PThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
- R5 c/ F- U# G- A/ T9 Elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ `7 H+ p9 I2 ^" L* pare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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6 g+ a# l& n( O/ W  ~2 C0 B- u下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
# o! o' ~) o/ k9 g& \" B0 c& Xso true...

yayoyeyu

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