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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
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$ ?; {- u. A+ p6 q! Kare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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' n" X- p8 f1 z# e! l. y$ YThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. 9 d; ?; R# ]. n$ H: J
& p Y. }- q6 H2 ]: iThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ H/ R2 ~9 R. h/ u1 B2 L
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- \3 B1 y. M$ p2 ~; iwith you? Why did you do that?'
/ i8 `) M* g6 j' G, p- c4 G7 k9 bThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting i7 s1 a8 B5 V/ q# ~4 R
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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