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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and7 s4 [9 v% V  P
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you/ s: L1 k* b6 z; V2 \3 ^
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 8 E5 t' x; m" m, P8 `8 _
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
, \; {  H3 v% Q/ XI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 Y7 f$ e6 q) g- M+ ?It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
/ r1 k' B4 C' n4 i- Q- cin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and3 b  x' o8 q. d* P$ Q' g+ p/ |  S9 f  Q
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
4 ?6 u% K3 L9 {professor was out cold.
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" e/ {& n4 N+ p( M! iThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
) o& m/ T2 I3 ], Tsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and8 `2 B1 _& z) h( q9 g
sat there looking on in silence. # t- z; [: |, h4 w  e

$ `) g$ y' N: E  b) m# cThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked2 P' A2 {$ u& l% B2 N2 j
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 x6 s0 R+ a" X( K2 v3 [0 {, S1 y& O
with you? Why did you do that?'5 p" _3 X0 J+ }
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " I3 G3 ]7 t, g3 u, ~, t

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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 $ e, r6 {3 F" v* t& ^* o1 T
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
: P1 U3 f- A1 Q5 L# r. x% g( Klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
! V6 T; w' \+ _0 u$ |7 Vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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