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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and/ ]" v6 e5 Y/ L' Y4 V( f g' N$ N4 V
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) p( h. D, J6 L* `; j: Y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ; K$ Y$ q% I' F# J+ {/ C
! Y! N6 a4 z* ~% wThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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7 @) C# @6 ^5 Y' y7 o8 _Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here& M4 F) ^: E7 V
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# K$ r) ^1 g+ K; ^: j nIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 K- g8 C# h8 w6 G$ p0 a5 Din the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- [' u! T' v4 a. ~) tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
1 o# e, V+ ], g5 Z0 `8 V; V0 ?0 Xprofessor was out cold.
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( ^" ?$ Y- r! G" v3 q) TThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 G- s2 X, x+ s, A3 C' E
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
1 r( q0 i* ^- f0 @/ ysat there looking on in silence. " C) g+ V0 w: o# M- Y0 g) o6 P
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked* ?' c1 E7 g( t5 t7 g4 V
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
3 o& x8 D7 p3 _# v+ N0 _& X' K( {with you? Why did you do that?'' [1 O! z; @9 ?6 X$ }# ^: @
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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, ]- p% ?, @9 T2 I# ~8 qCanadian soldiers who are protecting your, v! @9 T' f0 G# l" z0 y. l7 t- |4 W4 X
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53
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