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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you! }, S/ k1 C3 w2 ^$ v1 B
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here9 z( `. |$ V9 o$ |
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
8 J X+ S! K2 `* a3 N5 wIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier& X H1 Y: R1 T/ h3 G# g+ ~
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
. i8 s+ G) S$ A ], h& Ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The: O8 y% s* y+ `9 V8 b
professor was out cold.
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5 L% |) m& j/ {/ c9 }% C" fThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# q a* l6 z- ]' w0 F# k5 Gsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
. i+ v- ^* T. F0 ssat there looking on in silence. ( V5 M9 R7 R/ I; O$ r4 |
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked+ t; ^' y, U$ L" M! T( D0 P& ~1 s
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter& x3 q3 P4 C6 B2 e- W
with you? Why did you do that?'$ R% Q2 M) y/ r! {0 P' R
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your" u1 N9 G9 ]0 g% @" I/ u) v
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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