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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
/ E1 ?$ U. V9 T/ w- r& Q3 S' w" ~There was only one little thing bothering me...- y8 u. t9 c) R% J' Z  N
It was her beautiful younger sister.$ H2 G, Q( r# e5 n; a
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
6 \: {1 l( l* V1 T- `1 {2 r' E- fShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
$ ~- U6 K- H/ X$ w3 `3 j  Y- E: ^0 yIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 {/ I5 I" K! e) q' Y2 ?
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.( b# o: \0 Z# C. _2 R  \
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.$ a( u7 A5 d! G
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.2 Z3 {- v% u  ~$ t' m2 g, x
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.3 w. `$ _; B2 n) j. c* B  v# J* u
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
; w2 P, `1 t3 P0 V" i. vI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
$ ]4 c& |; w" S' R* I' RI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
8 c4 D) L* f9 H# s' e- {I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
4 U5 u6 s) e( GLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
8 g/ m& f+ @! a; V3 ?2 a7 v# nWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.. q* k9 U6 N2 z, u3 G" r0 G0 ~1 P! F
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
鲜花(1535) 鸡蛋(28)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层
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通过测试的恐怕不多
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