Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
1 ?, Y5 H% L9 j5 y& H& h0 \/ V1 f7 n+ ]It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
3 B. k3 N4 k9 A, o  E- O2 X- RShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  l' _5 N0 Q6 ZOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
; F6 a8 g2 |: o( t7 |She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
1 y. n: M6 j& H- C# W/ RI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ n1 ?# U; _7 i% L% Y6 ILo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
# ?6 ], P: `8 iWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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