Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
: k" a. Y, b$ B! e8 I" A/ XThere was only one little thing bothering me...
) w6 v6 D& O$ t0 lIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
& b# H% v# p3 S4 d4 T/ D6 JOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
  B7 s. `9 I. A  E6 N, }9 C; x8 t: nShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
! `3 }1 L! d) u' ZWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
" r7 \" g' \$ Q; v# B6 D+ H2 n! KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
8 ~4 v6 d: q9 a3 E5 x; cI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
6 y* |* _" i# w+ S3 y  aI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
# \7 {% N2 o- R* _" u  T& L7 UWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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