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This is not a new one but in English this time.8 X; m0 a( ^! q7 P$ N( F) b
0 Q& d% J0 X. J4 d+ h2 _' cI was a very happy man.# ~7 x/ `; e9 p$ F
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
. o' N7 R# T/ T8 q" r5 v1 zThere was only one little thing bothering me...; ]8 r2 j9 z6 L x8 z3 k8 k9 k. G) L
It was her beautiful younger sister.
8 Y2 |4 v% m* t5 KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
4 D2 M7 O0 U8 y. j( \She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
( }( u- Y5 {! ] m. zIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
8 w, q/ L9 j3 j2 c, Q0 ` x$ }One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations., b0 ?, l# Y" M+ }, ~& S/ T
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.1 S+ H) K# H1 B; ^1 y) R z" E
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
+ a4 r/ T( m+ x! _Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
5 T5 c2 S+ { yShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.', r2 O& j% q4 [
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
/ z2 Y9 f( W+ q7 \ V% j" z. f3 fI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.' Z+ {9 _2 G- o" \/ L0 x! j, y
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.! Z I7 |; m9 }7 n, |: t& D6 H Q
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!0 g' l6 G) Y, I1 K' j h
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. i |/ U! q: d0 ?
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:' j! c7 \' e, t+ g3 A# _& }
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