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Risk and Moral

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发表于 2008-12-3 14:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is not a new one but in English this time.8 z+ Z8 J5 z; v9 r

7 D/ D1 w# L9 v: G) VI was a very happy man.
. ]+ c/ m6 D0 UMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
4 C+ N0 L, [; \$ A7 A5 @, VThere was only one little thing bothering me...
! J' j$ h7 K/ X! h( I& |8 V7 tIt was her beautiful younger sister.
5 G' S; i: T' w4 d/ n  NMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.. a5 x4 `5 A# O% D7 K; ]$ _
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.2 _* t. Z3 I* T, j
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
8 }; Y, C  q, \0 D! y0 k; y) xOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
  J. o0 o3 l/ w- A4 ]/ c: iShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.# K7 }" @  M& p: ~+ C4 v
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
; U% {( [7 t2 EWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.0 \$ f% d- ]- P! z: Y6 y* U0 z$ p
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 H) P5 t% t3 Y: QI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
2 w8 y6 S. c8 n6 a' k9 C4 N- VI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.! X7 W# Q) z- y$ r% t
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car." y6 |4 h" E% y1 y1 O! K
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!% w! z2 r4 _; e1 K4 O8 f' p
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.* n& X" e0 J  b# ?# _" f
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
晕,万一没通过测试,老头可搭进去俩姑娘~
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发表于 2008-12-3 14:46 | 显示全部楼层

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