Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
  _2 a: t1 u7 M3 ~4 ?! C! gThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
2 o& r3 ^- u7 p( F3 vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, l5 K; O) M, _* c& LOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
7 p6 S0 s" h7 i2 x  i" K3 GShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
% K2 U8 \+ q+ }( m0 ]  \5 S/ MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
1 ?$ a# e7 n! b  |3 VShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 C5 Y$ }  [( G7 X# vI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
. L$ F  N; L) F/ p8 @I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
2 Q0 L) `9 K) w1 O: k8 L7 MWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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