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This is not a new one but in English this time.1 A* A+ w4 Y3 k5 {
) k1 L6 k+ [7 M4 m u0 sI was a very happy man.
8 M" y" n8 n, }3 Z7 ]My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
; a" r! f' n4 i( G& }' RThere was only one little thing bothering me...
4 I) E; }% _/ I) K, TIt was her beautiful younger sister.$ m0 c. H2 e$ i& v
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.2 b: }+ r, }5 R9 C) K
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
& C! ^' A+ V; h8 yIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- j l8 a0 r+ m0 \, _9 H
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.! D. h' Z9 h; n
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.6 f1 G( y) O; s4 F
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.3 W8 I( k L1 d; [7 Z& s
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.6 j! _2 ^: H. `- |) Y- p! j' Q
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
8 d4 A3 O) X; }6 g7 jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
( T$ X" c+ O' Y( _; uI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
2 l. X9 G3 B; l" [: GI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.# V! Z4 x/ V: y2 Y# o
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
7 s# G" U1 h# l6 z4 _# K& ^With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test." Z$ a8 @% A0 ]5 l8 f
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:7 I3 |/ K! @& w2 r2 f! ~( k% o
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