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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.+ c! P* X4 `. R7 L
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.7 E/ B8 A \6 |% }6 ~8 u
There was only one little thing bothering me.... N5 _5 P, ?# {1 V, Z7 {
It was her beautiful younger sister.
# R* ^: ~! \+ K& mMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
/ `& m/ F! H. L% J( nShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.+ q# T* w2 n9 U) n. v
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
9 ~: \1 ?; [5 w# ]3 p0 X) T0 jOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.2 Z; M: N/ l, v ?
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
: b# g5 y& f. p I' _She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister., T; ~5 K) F K1 a! T: `# j
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word." p2 H0 z( w% F3 z: E4 n2 o5 g
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
5 T9 q% D& A, _- y# Q* t. T( \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.# G) U; y" s) F2 G) \& ~
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
* B5 f/ q! u7 X) o2 v& WI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.% G( J- K1 J1 t. \* g
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
* @7 ]' e9 A' g" [& t; {With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
2 g5 v1 Z5 Y* S$ l8 J& X: v TWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:$ N. ] D5 S( x/ k4 n7 N1 D' t
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