Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

+ |! |# M+ @' Q( o% A5 X/ VWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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1 @* d: |* j$ m7 r; E$ w& z/ Z. P$ H4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

/ y4 f  g, a( @5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# h0 K; y% K7 q) P* P6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

+ |; Y% i- q1 N% ?9 [' a' E- b8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

5 w8 t* x8 e* |9 f0 v9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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' b8 F; J, }& n, s9 O11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

2 y1 b% Y1 L: z- K6 ^- q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

  [8 `* z* u7 B8 f16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

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4 c, [! A7 H/ U* X, G3 D# |18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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8 C% i6 j' g0 x/ j+ p19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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4 n& U0 y" `; f0 y2 x) `  D21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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7 r0 B7 D( P1 x6 ?' _. u8 r+ `& z22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

# ]! ~& \  {) \3 R, N; @) C25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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