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Why Boys Need Parents!

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发表于 2008-11-28 15:46 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.7 ]. T- b3 U" g# j. A9 C: [3 w3 _
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Why boys need parents...
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...+ n1 c% E: S8 ~9 Z' U# d
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 s, y3 D  u4 U. {4 P
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.8 p/ M( Y# o: [

5 X2 [. ]: Z! E" A  \5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.# K& x, p1 b$ P( l. k% U

, f' c5 Z9 g7 R7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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, v, @4 H4 r' e% ]8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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7 ?6 r8 m0 T- w0 h: x/ O; F' @9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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9 G8 W$ r4 z- r( Y4 t12.) Super glue is forever.
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) N$ T0 J% N& T13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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! ?, K8 y$ O+ n& z1 \0 m8 r" l+ v8 g14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: V7 J2 h: Q! y9 X& Q* r- g4 _
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.  C5 Q: K/ m. N
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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' r+ N1 h  k7 j# m4 D) x18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.9 X+ D+ u# T7 V% g: W
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens./ Z5 ]* ], B7 ?- L7 @  x8 E1 j4 \
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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4 {- K3 U/ Q% w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.. b" Z# I; A8 ]- |

. w- c% @1 t( n22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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, V& U8 B% B, E: e23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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发表于 2008-11-28 16:10 | 显示全部楼层
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