Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

9 |( [* r. T' x7 VWhy boys need parents...

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老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! F+ ~: k6 H: ~; `: P& [1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

) `( S* X5 U; x8 x6 N# m) F% n% L2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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% C0 d' y* R# o5 h. a: v4 [3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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  q+ o* D0 V) A% U, ?( X5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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% f; k! L# j4 o0 o- Q* k6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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3 @# D* p5 e# I8 a8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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1 j, C6 [6 H5 V8 I9 \. q9 F9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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6 q9 V* p3 t; v9 V10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

1 h' A) _- j1 w# ?0 v1 G, i11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

: }) _  W' o* \1 p, Q2 r5 x* N12.) Super glue is forever.
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4 m* J' d+ K1 _6 v6 K13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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! Q; L+ ?" U% \8 U. Q/ H15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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" R- P3 F% g; l  y18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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/ ^" L# E; j) {6 D6 Z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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7 m5 I7 m  @3 X2 t0 h1 U22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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" r0 y8 E: y+ Y2 [23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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( A! Q8 F+ y( @24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

1 z9 l5 T+ x: z* F6 Y' Z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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