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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...) i2 m* F+ Q W: Z7 }8 ?
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: M% ~/ D7 h# R1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2 l4 S: i* O3 v+ |! T
[4 q3 ~1 X$ s( T, }. h2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.! A' }5 k5 Y: R5 s
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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; ^3 {) b) F- `3 z4 j3 G5 g- m4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.0 ?# ?& ~1 X k1 v
' Y; X! v# u8 g4 [" s X5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ {6 @5 y1 O- i2 o; p, Z
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 _3 d; j6 M6 y; [
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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" X% M/ g. l# V& g6 P10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.7 r% k. I% c. a7 m
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence., n# j% \$ A! z
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12.) Super glue is forever.2 z U% r) P3 f, v. C$ V" g% ^
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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2 f0 U) y! s7 p# r5 _14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.) {# s$ ^+ M0 @
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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: F, s. ~% Z2 d) g+ J17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 _# O4 G3 E3 F3 p$ N+ j) d7 j
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.3 f% @1 A/ b0 a) B9 k5 N
, X/ d) f* m d3 g) z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.0 X1 B8 ~- h9 j G$ ?4 h. p
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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$ T, x9 Z; B9 _& A% u/ U6 b) k* g21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 c/ s8 a/ m3 o8 ^! s+ q% D" [
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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. }8 K+ k* k( H# k, w4 E& T23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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( z) f7 Y+ b7 y. y, ]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 K$ O1 \# D5 o8 v' q% g
; h# \: }4 S# n25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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