 鲜花( 1394)  鸡蛋( 16)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2008-11-28 15:50
|
显示全部楼层
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
! ^; `; h/ v/ R+ P7 \: D9 d4 j2 l/ N- f( S$ C
6 L5 R4 X6 p* [# b: B; p
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.7 |2 e" {: {0 b8 u! U9 P
5 y. s& c R X7 M' h3 W- p' D& S9 Q
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.0 g+ B6 L. r3 W5 }6 e
" H. j: |9 N0 ^8 C3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' K- f! @3 Q, c" n* j' l
5 p; _- |6 v5 n+ u5 U! ~$ _! w
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
. t# w/ e) e, r8 n0 r# [5 g8 Y% O( z) {$ v+ l- n
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
% t9 }( G4 q7 x) n) v* o6 B3 I, ?
; j7 ^4 n5 M7 F% o( b( P# M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7 x% I6 x% H. g9 Q" z6 E; J$ Q, G9 V8 Q" B3 L1 g, F
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 E% w2 m/ f4 W
! N, p9 o2 \0 Y, K2 M9 x5 ^+ U8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 G0 ^+ B- q b9 ^" ~
! E7 a" |' p$ o$ Z8 i
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
3 U2 j( a5 L5 i0 {) B4 \
* v! i5 k3 | {" l7 `: T3 u10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
/ q! h" N# W9 Y0 `4 y, U$ e; f5 N6 ~3 X
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 v# ]+ Z1 N. e; ]- K8 I4 {3 N
6 V% k# @# d: J1 t) w7 a12.) Super glue is forever.) E9 q0 K' l) n& Q) A3 Z# r
7 ~! J g" {" e# i0 C
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.9 `2 j. T3 v5 n G: ]# _' {
# O& I: m1 u, a; m2 E9 `& ]14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.% Z; O; @/ \# l! D( A# Y) x
" }5 {9 F% l# Z/ h1 H. a
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.: V' E* F& i, {: K3 {+ E
# z! G' [$ ?7 e7 Z" W7 q! Q
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.* h7 C/ I+ _8 ?' t
) o& P1 t: U; _( n) R
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving." g2 U% W' z9 O' X7 R; M2 _3 J; |
! A* ~! B, Z; a7 a, ^6 ]
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
9 ^7 x A3 }( ~2 K' Y7 Q) R9 o9 L8 L5 d3 ?
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
& n' z3 H9 p0 u. E) Q
6 \/ T8 |3 `# Z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. n. P; ?. I% n ^' @9 Z+ w
" L) P% c+ Y- C/ z1 s" E5 W7 `
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
. ^, h& a/ s- I+ T1 z5 S9 ^& }2 x0 c7 k5 e* _
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
; @( H2 G. I* O! @! ~( N) L
4 K) S% }, [; Z- i/ w23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
# c, w5 d5 B! V* G0 v
: Y& G- N! b: R, f7 W" K% H: p. j24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
4 z6 |3 V' U2 ]' Z. V
' K! @, V0 \) j+ d9 g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-11-28 15:46
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-11-28 16:10
+ I, Z. x: P1 q1 L" v5 D& H9 ?) u; G