Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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" Z1 A) ?: w+ c3 UWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

: X( u7 M& u  F4 X" L6 U+ O5 Q2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

% i; v8 p' ]3 \* F* I3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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$ d% A/ k& t8 m) k$ \) T( \5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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$ s' {/ {' V/ z7 |* i( p! z7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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# z, f2 J: b# m. Z9 }- \+ ]8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

, y- C2 c  i* j9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

; ]: n% K; R6 o' {4 r* G10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

  Y: p6 d( ^' T( h! a( X12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 [& k+ @  F2 R7 C$ r0 ]13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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' o) @1 j+ |4 h- O0 `+ |7 Q) w: b14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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" ]7 ~3 N  z1 }7 e: w9 {: m8 a15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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/ C) g0 A- x$ a/ G, a, \17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

! {/ |& a% a! I8 r7 T18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

: z0 {+ B' M4 J2 K& U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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/ g5 ~* P6 b+ j1 }8 G9 D5 \$ o23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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