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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 1 h F1 B7 N' @
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' % l$ s) p' ~0 |) }5 A, A& s
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 2 |9 d2 j; j0 W$ H5 p
& P# c7 V. X$ m7 o; K( B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her $ @$ `8 D+ O; o1 r6 }2 M6 {( w6 o
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 6 g* K& x4 i3 v6 d1 g; p
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
# ~2 P/ v g3 Q0 {'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
! `: Q& U0 o' Q' S9 O, C'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 d2 U$ f8 O5 }
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 z, }# c7 J% Q; h# C9 i
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
. B8 O& W3 |: V/ b 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. , ^# I* V4 K0 @9 h! i
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ) X; m# e; s' @: t/ o, A+ r
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 6 {) I s3 j3 F2 r- a g! m; t* c, w
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