Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

  S# w7 q; T5 @" A% B; i'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 L$ }3 a- P1 F'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* \$ X8 ~  ]$ X7 E0 h2 V0 G+ T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' D. e7 G) j4 \: M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
& Z7 `+ ?! q6 Z1 h+ @; l'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
  z* q$ I! T% n. V0 e: c 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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( b  Z( r& i$ s5 ?0 r2 C5 @8 E'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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: J( I0 |5 i5 \# @But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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2 ~  J* C  X/ L[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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