Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

% d, M  t, R4 O; T" V6 a'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) \/ O8 N" P' |# T# N5 H# a# Q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; x4 _3 Q1 n5 a# i1 ^7 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" p( S* K% D+ o: J! O- [3 D. h' W'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
/ S4 V2 I0 ~+ i3 _, r  B% I; y. T 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. C: o# e1 t/ H; i'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

" ]8 `( s1 i* h' e2 u+ b* m'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

/ l2 o6 z# {" Z4 s, J9 I% U) z[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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. K$ C) H2 f, K% F% s, g[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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