Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. G. ~& i8 S) S; d0 u" U) p'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: f* k$ y- `, O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  }. N# k4 Z, N/ f'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: I9 Z8 e4 I% Q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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4 `2 D! ~# u% L+ P1 L8 O'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
9 l6 K* c/ S9 v. j; T0 S) f0 u 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
( `' c4 |+ e$ a) R+ r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

7 `- M9 e) X  R, V7 l/ ]/ P[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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