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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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# _/ w6 I& u. R# U3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:3 V; J/ D; D6 L" w' Y' f# D

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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" d  f+ j5 s" f0 cb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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5 X+ K! k: W% Qc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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. T  v7 ?; b' z2 O* }' W0 Od. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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. L  f7 d- H7 n7 s9 v9 Ue. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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5 R! P9 e) F, k4 m: C9 bf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.4 P" b1 s5 I9 u' S% R7 S( M
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.4 f; n$ j  x/ M8 d

5 Z+ v4 q3 u# ~* N1 B  mh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.7 D1 s$ L2 H1 `- i5 Y8 S

! A: q+ _/ ^5 V1 Y& |i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.$ T& C  d- c: I7 v* Y$ b
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.* U2 B2 k* N" Y& g
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning., ^0 a! R" {9 Q2 ~
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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" X$ n8 T9 |' n; i. XFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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