Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 S. N& @  L9 ?; }" {8 n& f( U  nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 l( U5 w& R  D: o7 j4 u2 W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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7 z0 o0 x& }% \+ ]8 s: } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

1 Z" F  z& A  e$ w/ Z5 Z! fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 N, x& r7 U) |) k, F+ Z; I+ H5 bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 b. ?8 @0 s/ C: u6 F* upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 a) e" n" L1 [0 @4 O% _$ tlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- k, Z  J' W' M  R6 L0 |8 ^5 IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 o) ~8 y4 @8 w4 \1 i3 G- R6 jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 ~1 U/ k; h0 H( qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& N2 Z2 U9 ~" d! N7 s3 G. O+ m& |7 f5 xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; D/ s- e* C( j2 Tback to sleep.
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* f- k% {# g* I8 zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' o/ |) F2 \0 P  |1 f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( E) x8 }/ B3 y' x. ?comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 y) t- W" {. G3 kand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

3 |8 K) j" i: W; p5 O4 j5 z' FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ L/ y% l0 L6 M) l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 {, [/ z' D" }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

, G3 c6 z3 K/ `9 B8 i/ [- b. {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 |/ V5 G/ q, w/ r/ O>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 N/ C1 E+ g) I8 E* y& p- F" b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 @5 p0 w+ b+ ~2 L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. g- E2 Y& [/ q) r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ j) y( A9 F# O3 P8 J1 AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* H5 F1 f; ?9 Q+ {. mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ I( E# O, v. _/ ethe newfie would l ...

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4 I7 `, P: o  b. Z) ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 w" _( [6 B/ W& r. M5 Y5 b. q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 Q8 |. o$ E, N1 P( p$ N8 L1 i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) m6 P6 W- z3 O) @/ Q真聪明，偶像啊

8 B% M$ N$ ?/ k( Z4 y. d; f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, V; k( M- d! r1 O( R" N6 S7 j全盘接受一下。

; H: o- a, w2 ]: r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  P5 k8 b) i8 M* @, _  }% d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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- y0 ]5 z# T5 G* P2 P/ n别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 @3 g7 N, v7 Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# k- L+ d4 Q+ h" J多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) p( ]- S9 b7 K- H7 w真博学，偶像啊。

/ F0 u. L7 G) \% ~+ N" U, L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

5 _9 Y1 }4 s. ]6 E: Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* F( g/ ~1 c4 ^3 o; K大学教胖还差不多
  `8 R. |6 E7 C7 [9 V+ L她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( ^3 K0 N- ~) u5 t% \; k( V& c+ U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢