Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 l( d3 I" N" M1 }$ Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% y; u0 @1 k# ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- m1 @; I( k, d, A  Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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$ f# D' m# Y6 s  I1 @2 z  E You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ _& @- k0 {% k7 a- s1 o* i This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 y+ X7 c) F5 ?the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  t7 s2 y% V$ z4 {# lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

' F% I3 v9 y) x! ?: I6 W9 iNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ Z  V$ Q8 c/ o0 ]5 p+ F* U0 o' s: d% Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

& H4 k9 a1 c+ e/ e3 M0 ^; uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 i. u& N/ L/ jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 U  a- A6 r, T3 V# Aback to sleep.

- k( W( ~5 w8 x4 e1 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' `: V5 b7 z4 ~+ ^wakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 z+ y0 k% T/ i& C9 i6 I'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 C0 s" F+ I+ l2 S2 ]>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) V7 b( `/ |5 b7 t/ U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' w! J0 A0 A/ {>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) T1 n/ h2 w9 h" G% r. N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 u' @+ y% a$ m5 l6 V8 D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" l/ T3 C/ |/ l9 b/ f8 ^# O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. R8 |! q& A& f; ]- k2 e/ W. B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. [6 N- w) x5 ]! p6 E2 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( p  T: m% a  f5 r# \0 O6 J- AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 A$ B7 B, r/ k1 ?$ I: }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 L$ ~( X! y4 v' w( p7 h2 ethe newfie would l ...

; f3 O7 p& Y4 A. G  V0 [8 N& N) a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 J# p/ d6 ?) S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% B+ k% J0 g* N  n/ t5 S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 D) i7 m4 X# Q0 U真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 W  i. V5 f8 Z5 d" o7 x全盘接受一下。

2 ^2 H. \) p, {0 @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) a) \$ A0 Q* S* T3 e0 N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 ~3 N& G' @' v7 E5 p. B别把我往坏路上领啊。

) L$ Y1 ~! l! f1 f6 R4 v你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( |2 K5 }) }$ l7 o" k6 q+ @多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* I6 k; y, h# t  k& T大学教胖还差不多
& U. `5 B, m) G' w; P# F) L! k2 `她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# I+ r4 {+ S6 C, K2 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 R, a- M; U: T6 u& c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢