Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: `- W5 N8 Y8 i! x, Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 F8 R2 I+ S% X( a4 w) d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ y$ ~: t, S% x/ l1 q3 s' n he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% g! k1 N0 B, w! M0 _) i) q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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2 a2 [* O8 C( D, }, M: M" w" ?4 Z; Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) w, u3 D7 [) s( h- O( t will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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4 Q( H, L$ m0 U' `( TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ |; x9 w1 s2 I- b8 F/ j& Freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 o, @' ^+ K" ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 L1 h0 r; L4 Z1 ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 J% }* f* m: ~) |* K+ N5 bback to sleep.

0 n& G8 C" v1 U+ U& N  jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 E4 H0 t: Z% l% l; D1 V2 C( Pwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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( R2 ~/ n, C. I1 B- T2 d$ [# @  JThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ U$ L. J" t6 N. Y& ~* B6 Eand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* v& [. G6 B4 ?! v" f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. {3 B. V# |# E7 X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 _( J' u1 z, A8 F# _>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 \$ {) s. l# E+ ?9 U! ^" A>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 x; n. @' E- `; F: |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, A  r4 P$ V/ q" @: l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; N% Y& j' G0 Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' x5 G+ W0 P( M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ }/ C0 q& U( V/ y8 Y4 w' ~  r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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6 r3 I9 G9 r; e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- g# S$ t  w  w" V$ o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' f- A, a- ^( G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 C7 O" P' a' S: x5 }+ R$ Y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" w4 c1 C; ~/ W; @3 x: j真聪明，偶像啊

5 ~! |0 j9 ?3 l* Y6 v: v8 K* [9 I: E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 B# U: Y/ j) ^, R全盘接受一下。

1 Y8 W' T# T3 y# {* q- V5 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, B4 \' u! U. N% H( H0 Z( U$ Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, V8 ^$ G+ z+ D真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" Q& D7 c. E/ ?) w. @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
: F, h4 f( x, `: M) T6 m7 I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ K  N# X" K* [9 S3 x0 U6 O1 S! c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢