Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 ^0 P) F9 a( e8 |9 A( Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
/ ?. }6 V) j" ]1 R5 A7 F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" O4 y& o# }+ ]8 U" Q  o8 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 q0 Y$ z$ H* vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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( X! Z, Z' T, X" [Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 A2 A* O/ M* CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) _/ \- e! K2 C9 S: J4 d/ ]4 v" s+ nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: _  n$ V, a; P3 Z6 Fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. G/ i0 L) j" N0 J& h8 d; zback to sleep.
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# Z: w8 v4 U' d/ t. B7 _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

1 e/ Y+ o, h* L  p# ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! B! }# n2 l( C! cand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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: f' A6 ~$ @0 }3 z# ]; P. I( V# }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 J2 G+ G/ t- f; E>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) h) e3 |( ~* {>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- {' T# Y" z9 r& y* G+ i" U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ n! o$ C/ }8 {4 Z8 Q0 YA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 Y" V! {1 K# Z" N& Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- r! o* i' f$ ?the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( v( m9 M, y  L& \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! ?& I: Q  b3 e6 i% O7 Q3 q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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; `* P7 b% \. @- A6 r: A8 A' d+ t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ p' w1 i) x6 i  C3 g9 A, R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 \# l7 y" X7 s% S真聪明，偶像啊

! O; w0 u9 d: K! s7 s. c% P, e全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% t/ p, ^! @2 g) n# a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 s3 Z. O" P# A" H% e. v4 E  C5 U别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% |3 U! m  r% N; @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. @/ I: g; u  ?  [真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

. |- K; R! D3 _' T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, E5 i& f* k" p8 ^  J" P她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( F4 A- [# j5 o* ]+ r说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢