Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 ^( F! y9 I) }9 o( ~& j7 h) dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 O! F$ t2 \* O8 v5 Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; b8 b3 Y' Y* p; w$ @; Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, U. \' p# h- E7 A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 R7 `# ]- i* R( h6 y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# \+ _9 S4 y; o% M* {1 F. f2 E lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& h) ]4 Z7 v' l6 R7 _& ?. u$ Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. P5 ~- q* U% g, s$ `3 ^you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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! [0 Y" ~9 C- o" H. }The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 l/ M6 M, @7 C  Y% [' `, ^2 v! O& flawyer.
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% f) y. m2 q; Z( uNow, it's the newfie's turn.

+ W1 K' o- j' U8 K  VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  G1 d$ N4 O( e7 ^8 pback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ }$ Q, I5 c& p) K3 S3 Xwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# q/ y+ N* k. W+ z& L" `7 H. acomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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" k" p* O+ l5 S; @/ l2 ]+ p) KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& F3 H9 {5 B( m7 b6 o, n1 N2 y. X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( ?# y/ ^  p- d: U+ c' \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* W, \1 S2 D; I( ]9 O( k9 W>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! x1 m& W) i, q4 {' @# I! O& R5 ~>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  w5 ~7 w& h6 T5 f  T$ Z# D>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 V& z2 M% O; h" x7 [>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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2 Y  M2 Z. t0 h6 V% ~& m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ R; A( U4 Z3 B- Q* B" d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. v$ q) s" C4 a6 J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 C0 d2 i) L% ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. d! @* l. v& E* \- M. t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( O( y4 S3 I7 B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ G3 y4 B* n6 U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) E  G1 r, R3 K+ q; D真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

  \. e7 w" e  q" W+ J4 C! ]1 l全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

. E+ e! E+ k; R! W; v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! z0 {- U9 D  d! r' ?. b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: s+ E! J+ |5 {( [6 i3 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 @( B" H* Y( K4 Q: V2 M. X2 {: [她是大学教瘦？
% e. B2 |# O0 p' }* k0 p) @大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: v9 |3 P$ R1 f/ ]& N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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