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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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& z+ P( N2 Q, ]$ Z: y, P5 Q" ?( qI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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) X, G0 N5 ~6 ~2 V9 z! wYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 9 b1 A" |9 b8 I; {
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. - s; Z1 S0 O9 s& }4 @# i
8 a# ?, i( T* `9 l0 K; Y5 G6 V The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. + G% Y" [0 n e: N% Z0 p
( q7 G0 e* f9 {# A# L f# Y/ RAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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' M9 ~- S7 I& ~7 Z9 H' kNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 3 _4 M8 v3 p7 F6 Y
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 7 \1 g! m3 q) b& ?) S! L2 k( ]
/ _+ E" J) E9 t, NLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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/ G( l- n3 E! x1 C6 P& r* FSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. ; v( |0 O4 ~, H4 L
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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