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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' j. L: {# b3 R3 t. q$ F v6 o
4 ^4 N* G* u' U7 M( lDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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/ g6 t& i( c' A h$ z9 x5 p* J' dWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. ! l5 i, o( r; i% p- K! m$ Q
; ]6 j# Y, t% d" W* J* P0 PAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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- P# q1 H# R8 H$ s! r1 fNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' " ^( p S* i ]' g
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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9 y0 t0 ^7 m& ~# ]/ g# b3 X% _Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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: Z' e' ^! N8 `8 P6 x% V0 n- tHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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5 m: x! @4 c- u3 J6 i0 s- q1 eSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
/ n6 C0 ?9 X, }9 E3 uHe gives up and goes back to bed. % w) v, L" J" M! W
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 1 ?! C0 b/ m0 r* ]; m7 W0 l% g
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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