10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
0 z6 t0 X- [3 G: H& R7 n3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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! \( D2 q1 v( T5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
$ q' c3 q- m5 d# Q1 ?1 p5 h6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
3 e- C( B1 i! o3 ^( d/ Y1 ^9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

; t' p! N) P0 v2 ~3 b2 L2 eGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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7 N1 Q( D$ k* j1 C/ V( ]Grass could mena herb

2 I% d5 T/ ~: E1 _are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


* T. _& ^2 L0 E9 O* o& e, ^) i" ^are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

' S9 h" f" x4 `$ egrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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9 e3 A% J" X+ [/ i! ^. M! Gdid not get the first one, where is the pun

4 A2 s- S$ u: l* ~* b7 k9 I9 l: B[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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: i* b: D! @7 y: Pdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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9 I9 K: ]8 v- G- U# cgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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1 v, ^; L! D) f4 f* `# cdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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' Y  _( `0 c+ j8 O+ Z8 [i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
( E6 Q: t) V, C+ }! u: ^"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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* O( h: X. [& {) U- R+ U"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
* N* `* W; n1 E" ^( f. k0 l"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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