10 puns

ram · 发表于 2008-10-21 19:59

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-22 00:24

wonderful
interesting

千里马 · 发表于 2008-10-22 05:40

小幽默

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:28

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:32

原帖由瓦窑于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 % K! S. o: C, n
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:36

原帖由白水于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表 . d! g+ n2 m6 Z9 P" ^8 m

; Q( m$ ^% e5 H( p1 z( s: C; cGrass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:39

白水 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:41

原帖由瓦窑于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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* R1 H) S; R8 v: h. K Eare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由白水于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:47

原帖由白水于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 2 m. z, Z* K3 l$ \

' Z1 b' M% U1 L2 k& v: {! Vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-10-23 15:02

原帖由白水于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, $ ^' c8 B- t5 {* P, _) I0 {5 I

: B5 X0 J& k2 {8 g" ydid not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇 · 发表于 2008-10-23 17:54

I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇 · 发表于 2008-10-23 17:59

原帖由白水于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 1 E) s' D- v, f) _6 m0 K6 N5 S

& n, |2 a% _. X# I1 I* Ygrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, , L0 T8 C/ l( ~# K: a8 v, ^" E
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水 · 发表于 2008-10-24 09:46

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 3 u; {) [: u5 J4 O2 J3 \) ~
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' z2 ]6 x3 X6 t. O. n"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
' d! e* }1 N2 s% j) a' c"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. . l' u* u6 ~3 f

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原帖由瓦窑于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

006 · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:48

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