10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
+ W: D) `9 b, m& B2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
2 i' E1 v4 X- d, F3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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- X& q# Z, _) d6 D( M; ^" R4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
  R$ b) S6 h8 O1 H" h: Q7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
+ H+ G9 o8 a+ e5 k' H10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
0 X# U8 p4 s3 Y, D: T- Rthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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; v* i, q$ C0 h' y/ Q: oare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

+ W+ P# [7 R7 i5 gdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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8 U! Y8 O( f2 h3 K& O8 f: A6 L4 ]really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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. L+ y3 u: V/ V5 gi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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- V; s9 T. _: o) j* Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

5 \6 K- o- f4 \6 }1 e' gdid not get the first one, where is the pun

8 [1 I! M- E% G) B! |* f# Y"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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