10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
0 B0 E! H; K4 [) e- |6 C# u4 L  O( h2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
' T9 `; P+ n; X9 G3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
. e" P1 g* L- z! y  w$ u6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
& ?! r7 n' P% q7 k0 g9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
- R- Z3 |( R* [, L# w' j! pthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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+ [8 w3 z; \) h, q2 ]' @are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

; _# I7 V" s/ M, ]( Y. @) |grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

. ^. T4 x5 l/ ~# @. X" ]did not get the first one, where is the pun

" t! G2 x8 s/ Z* o$ M1 j, z7 T[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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0 {& f" z; y2 K  greally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

$ |6 q' _" R' [. Kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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8 F9 J& y1 p# v( j2 Ndid not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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( ^9 T& B  @! M: ]: O3 X"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
9 ~4 p) e, x8 l"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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0 P7 E; J, k! _( z"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
$ [# v- f1 q3 q& b"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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. W1 T& M/ u+ M$ D! W$ {i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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0 e- N9 q7 v' L/ g, Een, it hit me now

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