1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. # K% ^+ V9 c% q) R2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. * F% u6 l% d& F6 ?$ D: M3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. . ?" N- h* X/ _' Oduncan - Victoria, BC , ?4 F. u3 v2 [2 r$ z6 U: \1 T
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.. g; A: S2 x# g) F4 V3 t" m6 C% z
Dave H - Hayward CA 3 [* S& v2 I, d: e) n5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. " `* O' G5 }* C5 j# b2 X- v, ]2 l
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 5 @) [9 k9 f& l% C8 p* T; J A
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 0 S+ a8 E% i" |+ j5 c! c8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 5 C" C! o. T B. X5 v* r. P- Q9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. 2 @- Q( A, Y J; t2 y
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 : i8 r$ _, F6 d3 A% ]/ k g
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, , s- W3 g% `; O0 E3 V7 }* L3 V" ?" `0 d5 |7 y9 J1 i
did not get the first one, where is the pun 5 C$ E, V7 e& E3 a, k* U8 Z' ]4 @/ `2 l) A J1 q# Y) R
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 ' t& E3 v s& i b ^# a8 d
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ' n/ z( |( h$ @" ?0 x7 Q1 W4 y5 ^ Q9 A4 @+ _/ V8 X
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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+ f% R+ [" a V" q; H4 F$ `really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 " j# _9 i7 i$ s7 L ! [& d% h: @* egrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ; L' s3 E, ?- n, G) _
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 7 Q% M3 C. w; t; }
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 8 X8 F5 k1 o9 ~5 K+ j* n , Z& G+ W. r& Q) M0 f* Ldid not get the first one, where is the pun
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6 E. R7 S0 G3 f1 Q, D"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. , L1 {$ M; M( k& U"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 4 r A- c2 m8 q5 C7 P+ h- p6 T
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 ) I M( H" B& G- E) m
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. ( \( ~8 ^. g& {$ P0 B" p9 m! n: P' X"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. / |8 |" M/ i7 u* a M
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 $ G# x; ]) y9 E4 y+ ?+ V+ U; [' _& y. V/ x1 s2 P
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
