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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  , \$ f; a* V# L
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  . l* }; u- n& X5 \* ?
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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" R  C; c  g3 C4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.8 F8 N8 y- \$ U  X) k0 I1 G7 e
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  ( C9 B2 i5 H/ q% F" v8 Z# g
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  ! \$ Q  h( D; P+ D' k
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  * O- ^, R1 n. Z( P1 k1 u
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  + e8 }: `9 R7 }% l, l* O4 I0 o9 v
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
6 z. a/ s  J2 Z  c- }% c3 |10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
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interesting
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
小幽默
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
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this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 " L- X( d0 i. e2 ~% _9 Z
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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Grass could mena herb
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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) o6 [9 o! F$ j& K( W! i3 Uare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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& a- S1 K! r) C3 X[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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# k  F5 e+ h* h8 f( Agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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- [6 _, l7 d1 Idid not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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* L6 |! v' ~  H8 N9 n"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
) y2 U5 d1 L1 M( g: J, f  q: m"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
! }5 B  Y0 d" L( q0 ~; y; y"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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- I" B3 R0 O, ii get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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