10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
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7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
  k5 A0 Q0 I, g+ W4 e; T* j- }this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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7 N# J7 `" x/ j7 a! x; {; zGrass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


3 H$ a1 [" k' x4 u( \5 zare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

+ K0 K) d. P2 X) |: T+ kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
! s  F% i' _1 ?' S3 _"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
0 W' B: ~6 {& q* ]"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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