10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
7 o7 J- ^0 D$ B6 p0 e0 Z4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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( N% A% S2 C% f5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
; b" m/ X! q$ y  o1 [& G7 a$ M6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
, N# L8 b' F' f  ?( g; I7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
* E7 f7 n4 L7 j$ h8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

; B6 s" z. D7 X' d4 K) HGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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" ^' T7 j+ g; Rare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

4 W$ N3 U8 ]: g1 L. |8 Fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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/ R. O6 o% f1 I- K" o5 Ldid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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; Z* c+ t. F! E6 @* Q1 c& }) Freally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

. l3 `! V+ S+ Kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

0 K0 [8 `9 v/ {- oi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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2 _7 g6 S; M- [0 ?: r+ ]"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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% Q6 g- I- B  C, f  w"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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