10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
# M' n/ ?& p. R8 J( R2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
& s5 d: }% ?- ^8 S4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
6 _. J* U$ `3 u6 g+ x" CDave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
. T& N( U* Z, v! I( t2 a3 {6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
+ M  F  r7 T9 ?5 F' t7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
. _% |; z1 S/ l8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
# J- W6 U2 ]+ M) S1 V& v9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
2 l; e2 i3 O5 R3 ]10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

6 S3 X4 ^4 }2 ?  ?/ L( Z1 ydid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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4 _, M% a0 b  O4 E5 M& [- F) a/ Fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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$ x+ W8 Q0 i1 Q2 J8 S* ngrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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7 {3 s2 ^# o( U7 f( m- ~i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
  R% D9 |  P; A4 e"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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4 h, h# q+ @; |2 P; u* ei get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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& c5 T3 u4 w" O8 Uen, it hit me now

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