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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." $ j$ W; P& `0 U- U' l; B
& d. p: O, Q( o. F& @1 r& L: VGeorge was brokenhearted.
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. Q$ j& \/ k+ E# Y ]
, o' r# `% S* Y% s"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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" z" B* }8 o- b# ^# \, U- mGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. ! f2 L) K0 Y, n1 G3 u. f4 g4 c
) P6 R" S# o. Y' Z" ]+ k"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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0 s: e8 e7 P/ V$ ^' C' J9 J"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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