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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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George was brokenhearted. 9 p$ }1 p. [: K- O( v+ F; k
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 1 H7 g2 a; }, p. r! T S
4 W1 a) h* n2 W# y7 |# w"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 6 j+ ~. l2 t& v) f3 _' f. S- ?
' ?; M" V$ l$ Q- x8 U, rGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. . K; F) L8 r$ L/ `7 Z
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." |0 T: X: e q2 f) P/ T' I
: r5 p! w+ u2 ?8 e" m3 c"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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