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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." ~. M, m7 }( h" U' D d0 Q
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George was brokenhearted. ) l( k; Q+ D+ h2 v9 ]
( V) s: S- u$ ^7 d8 [) M/ A5 dAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. $ B: f4 N8 D# y
+ j4 G! h0 i) i( L: U+ f. i) ?9 h"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." * }! p* ^9 K$ Z) L* Q$ L7 I! d
1 r; U. C9 v9 o, z9 ]George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 2 L) Z6 Y; ^2 T# ^
\' U3 ~8 _( q2 c( u" g"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." 1 U+ l$ }3 `3 `6 N" ^1 B3 e$ y, B
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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