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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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George was brokenhearted. 6 S* V. K) k7 }, U* s) Y% k' I
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. & |) J/ Z* h6 E- t8 }4 c
3 n( D5 t; H8 I# I"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 0 c) z3 J. O- d$ x/ l3 B: ^* k
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 6 G2 d: P* M5 k: R8 {7 P
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ) u! \, K2 A/ P% c
4 L. z$ B# t# j4 ]+ i! u5 r"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42
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