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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. & ~. Y' ~( q9 U; v6 u. P& c' a
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, [. F D, H- S" F1 H8 ?9 }/ DA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
# C% j6 W: i9 r. S/ B, iA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & a- }6 `- H% t+ o
7 C: j) S8 F3 c& l) i/ h" tQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% n( _8 \; I1 a# ]) mA: Your car.
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0 C! ^8 x z6 _) Y1 s1 |. V% [Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 U, s" v$ q$ `1 LA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' K$ { t& G4 B* A
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ( B2 [1 t5 e' F, n: Z
4 D7 Z: e* a) s; _) O# R/ OQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
6 n0 z% y5 T, }) H8 A1 B3 S% b7 [) kA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. t9 J4 }3 t. z! B" A+ ~, W
+ ]+ |% n* o- sQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 z5 [0 |8 H4 O/ C/ }) u+ jA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. & t$ c5 s! A" c# q2 P. H( }& y" D( ^
" i& n8 c `, K4 U- p, TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 1 Y, k& X! k- p* I
A: The color.
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6 `5 N" v, k; ]5 |- @Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? j- [# X2 `/ _$ r8 n" `8 f
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , x4 p8 ^3 P9 Q2 B/ B- O/ x- S
A: Carry loaded weapons. : E" ]% m+ A6 }/ j' n. F. O" w1 q7 e) c
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ( g* V0 I+ A+ I4 `% K1 M
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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