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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. E! v$ X* a, \6 R" V$ R
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& M) C; [) F _' {, nA: What for? He can't see my license plate. . h: G: ~3 Q( q
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " a+ l' K7 N% X, K
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." # ]! x8 g' w0 X
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 7 L# K! P6 Y Y% W
A: Your car.
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& [: u; i' [, h G8 c! H- ~7 WQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 ]6 W! |6 o' }6 v" ?& _3 l7 }' YA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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# ?) K0 X' l' P! tQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? . a1 X8 o. H# v# j
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ; a/ G& U2 B, Q: f- G5 `0 a- D7 h
8 c& J/ {! H$ }* |3 eQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? \* ^) T- V% U1 F0 O5 d! D- _
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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7 F5 k8 l, B$ ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 @, {; Z0 T& q; OA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ! F& |, m- v' P6 z1 O. o
* U- { T. K, _; m4 }) }5 ^0 g2 R. vQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' q! o" i S& x; vA: The color.
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: Q- ?" v& N0 m3 V. ?2 b- MQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: n( q' m+ _) S+ G) B: N# ?9 {& NA: Heavy psychedelics. ! ~, S0 y1 F) H+ c3 q) b
. b" q q' f9 p, \) q% U% n" P. _( FQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
7 U6 }- u/ ~, r# n9 jA: Carry loaded weapons.
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3 D0 `1 p& s- X* N/ G7 ZQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ) Z' S% V& H0 E, {& c
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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