Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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+ L& e, s* l: @1 T; RQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ Z$ ?, t9 }5 y6 B4 J1 K- UA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
" Q( P0 n- X3 k5 F; R1 Q3 `A: Your car.

' h" ?3 }3 Y% DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
1 m  \" U* X- l4 f4 K2 N5 DA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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" E0 ~# x6 O: P* f& F* S: S1 X/ KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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2 x8 ?* [) D5 ~$ y8 w9 PQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
  G/ X2 P" k( wA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
. K! X& Z* w; s) V/ eA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

' |: {% _  D" o* F) `Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& q* I- y" f- L) i4 B+ k+ FA: Heavy psychedelics.

; u6 M1 E: g6 SQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 m) Q! R$ A" G% rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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