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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 3 }$ _) I; W7 Z5 t. W
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 4 _ b1 n5 n+ k$ V6 {+ d9 H
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 7 s3 B- z9 K& H2 M5 Y/ z0 |: q
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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9 j+ S+ h* u5 l6 h3 vQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? * `8 p+ N+ r* j/ m6 m C$ R7 H0 }
A: Your car. - `1 t, x3 d2 M6 A
8 W; V2 f l/ J0 {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' m4 Z0 c$ ?" i1 l7 g8 x! m
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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$ Z/ P# I2 p, [# t! d( g; @Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! K f' H" x, P6 I" t* DA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 5 _# _2 r& _& X: r
5 L' t4 K* w' E" y+ ?Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? $ J4 Q$ n- ?* r
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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/ H" D( H0 Q9 _4 ]: j2 Z' w0 ]Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? ) L4 J# G$ B5 s/ v' l8 z+ m
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. " a: E8 h; r# \* o7 I2 ]
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 ?; `+ n- s' ]3 j$ d9 wA: The color. ! S6 p& M9 [# b; U4 L0 ~, U; _4 j
# p) N! y6 w" oQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 3 d/ k7 C' s1 [3 q3 e) N) p$ g% N% r
A: Heavy psychedelics. 0 A7 T2 n5 o( u, D4 A/ g
2 P4 M" p3 W; @5 F- L1 ZQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# T8 J/ W3 j# pA: Carry loaded weapons.
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, K- @% X4 \: K8 e4 ~7 nQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: R) J) e: ?! q- J X) k4 n$ ?& mA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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