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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 1 @% V0 b! }' i* w6 ?
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? & V' k1 {. X2 p, j
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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" D$ t8 G8 Z) eQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
4 p) o' ~5 ?1 }8 l* V, W5 f% L NA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 7 N: v; E( [- n
A: Your car. . }# n! K" {& E2 Q: ]
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
0 C: _6 m) M% b8 F4 \: E+ x8 O4 hA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ! ]; K; [/ t$ `/ y3 Q( O9 l; ^; I
* i) x0 p9 O' L9 u( r5 v( h1 EQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% Z' `: W0 R( C( z+ c* M7 oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. $ Z; S% S& N3 ~6 I- s4 z
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 2 V& g8 V" L: D, p* M% N
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. + |1 e4 Y' V) P: a* N/ c0 ]/ l
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? + Z7 Y3 z( U6 U/ b0 X
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ L y e0 a1 }5 UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ j$ n% B5 B$ q- v3 kA: The color. * g* e" ]: T9 O4 |' A/ A
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 ?4 A9 l9 z4 G1 s) W% QA: Heavy psychedelics. + ]# T( ?; ?* t: `9 G, a1 W9 a1 d
/ _, O. }: D$ c, s# c; ~6 ^) }Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 7 Z1 v9 w: `" y8 X
A: Carry loaded weapons. 6 }% h7 _7 `; G# D: f
5 x4 t9 L$ T q# }+ r. q* @Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? $ }% m4 `8 H+ p) n% K- w) K; {% I
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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