Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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: }+ ?- t# c, x6 @3 CQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% W. E+ {% w9 `$ n. K, {* }A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 Y+ d, o% B  |* [7 S3 U3 F4 YA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

$ H% k9 C# Z1 f4 P% m& DQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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- |' g3 x7 Z1 [! d) B3 xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
# p2 B& A, `! P3 ^! v4 VA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
6 V9 \3 H, D) a8 ~A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
% @2 D( {+ s) o+ t( zA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
5 C) M9 k% S4 j5 n7 b9 x2 ~A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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