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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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- J+ Z& V7 w0 v+ A) ^Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? $ V0 ]2 m7 W0 O8 L, m1 _5 [; h
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 4 }; {' L& k' L) Z
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 G/ I6 o0 l: G, w. eA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" e1 b5 e$ z' g" WQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? . _8 f; `" Z0 O& k2 m
A: Your car.
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9 \+ z/ l& |& d4 `+ U" uQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # w) x/ }$ p- y* c8 N
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ! O/ L, _) r) F5 `
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. " g5 S" \! u, ]3 P% }7 j ~( M
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 6 N/ a: l/ M7 {, ?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. * M% W7 T" e' f
, |8 K& W( l" Q) k& d0 ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 s. h# q# J7 u! ~A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( ^: A* n3 B' `8 s3 }0 h9 b% gA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? : } R$ ?5 Q) N: w/ }( A7 Y
A: Heavy psychedelics. 0 R& Q0 S3 l+ f1 {0 [( i3 [- M
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ' c1 b$ P0 c; w# x
A: Carry loaded weapons. 4 X7 n/ s9 S* y# |6 v0 N9 ?
2 Z3 i/ D) F0 y, y: kQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " N0 w% a% u2 c" {9 W# |0 _& A
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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