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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. : {. l' b, H! W4 E! N0 F p+ E1 S& C
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
@6 M. M" k& X+ h7 z" aA: What for? He can't see my license plate. ! K2 V, V3 f3 F' Z7 K
8 O' k! t! F7 Q& sQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? , e( ] b4 K: u' u6 s' f9 }
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 6 m0 E- g8 r0 Y" q. N) G! t4 a( Q
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
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& v7 y. p$ n- S$ D' FQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 }) T# e1 Q& }4 e3 sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ' H( S+ ^( P; h8 `8 ^, d5 m
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 9 V% E5 H- ], ]8 T5 k
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; n7 i( n( L9 u X# EQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
4 }9 h' |, i, a; C: `A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? j/ _$ B% s& f% x8 S2 K
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 5 f/ I/ b* N" ^8 ^" B3 g, ?
A: Heavy psychedelics. , \% ~; B5 w1 X1 q# e
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 0 z: R1 h9 m4 k |- S
A: Carry loaded weapons. ' l( G& { |: K: k( _
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 4 g6 l5 v$ s+ ~" G0 }7 }
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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