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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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. U7 Q6 F# a! DQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
4 q9 ]# u; P" u" J2 S! |3 hA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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/ ]6 a4 w6 A: E) mQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 f8 ~0 {2 b! Y# ]2 S3 [9 SA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& r7 `0 @" ^$ n* f6 d3 t7 M; K+ rQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 3 i# C1 \- ~( J8 h n; p% v5 Y
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" {/ v$ S: |) G: i& S* m! W1 DA: Be too drunk to find your keys. / {. s, u, ?. Y0 S6 }" d4 I
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 9 D# Q' ]) S/ }( R& a# H/ x- s
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. , T }' H# s' p; M+ o
2 l8 Y# K2 k' [Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 l1 | i! T0 f7 x YA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. $ _; ?2 w# l# _. c" q
4 h7 g7 I2 r3 m+ oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 1 o/ {3 ^! @. v7 D
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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0 x2 I6 f- [- L: }( ~Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ( [4 q, t' D) B; } u
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? ( l: L L- D! j+ N, P
A: Heavy psychedelics. ! Q& K& v2 S# `4 e
: O+ w7 T- h9 MQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 n" E5 [$ K* n& q& h# T
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
3 D) C* t! h2 g" a& cA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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