Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 q. P" i0 w* \3 L' h4 |Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ {5 I+ y6 Z  P9 oA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

/ K& d3 z& ?" BQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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4 }# e. k8 t2 A6 m/ h/ a5 ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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% n$ \) I; s, v3 }8 X2 L( f( CQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
) X# D, W/ A, _A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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9 j% m1 _' k8 ~: D' ?# ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
! F4 ]" m+ h& q% QA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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