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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 / v" v4 H: r2 n( S! u5 h" K
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.9 O q) t7 G4 ^3 b* X3 `/ i
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。# T$ l( O. v E2 @ C2 m# x
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.8 ?) t0 o, ?6 i* c
, z/ J. t) J4 ]& B3 z9 W! Y 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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# ?5 L( l. F& m" n @' z" }- x1 s4 s% P Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.6 J* [& B0 P* t2 T% m1 G
; n e! d9 \8 ]0 x6 Z 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。5 ^9 Y+ V0 {* ?9 p7 S
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.$ P# ]7 G; {- C2 K8 L( ?( g
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。* C2 j# l- M, b- d
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.5 ]5 ~5 e+ b) ~- `# {# I
O5 [! ~4 t% z 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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* n5 t& [4 k: b: ]/ k; n, E1 a7 O1 S/ j! G The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. n# U3 D5 c9 ~& O
) u$ L' ~7 s- n8 e) R$ b 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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3 c$ Z/ g2 \; V* n! y Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。: O) w; F! H4 [: L# x. |
( I `$ g) w0 J/ y; B+ ?! z8 t" e1 E Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.* v' \7 a$ r- ]6 M# t) t
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。( m5 p; c* o+ v! l; f8 c
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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+ h: s# j7 C9 X+ Q0 g+ z There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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8 E: @( x# [4 x" \1 D# Y7 V 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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4 Q) f/ E& ~+ _0 \ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 q) M* I7 U$ W# e
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!' T5 Y7 ^+ m3 ?7 L2 e
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。0 q$ m2 W3 g5 U7 ?. h
+ I$ h: \( W# G God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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5 C1 {2 M8 h) q3 I/ e+ Z. T/ G; J- c2 q 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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$ i# t& ^. E5 Z; q When two’s company, three’s the result!% {* N2 {' a5 T0 T
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 q* u, J g' i
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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& u3 r8 I% D) ?# h2 ]! m N- L$ ~ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。% f6 c- r$ S( H/ a; Y0 m2 U0 g
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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; b9 x% p2 E* R' S The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.* G/ H, Y3 X8 ]" y
! S- S8 m+ M# P% r+ N% ~' E# [ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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