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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 6 ^1 P9 w0 f' G
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。% G4 e: [' B: j& [0 i+ v- O
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.( s2 g/ R0 w6 ]: W0 P+ G* j1 w6 V
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& E& i# x5 L: Y% q2 e$ \7 U
; Z$ }4 G. y" t9 @" S& s) r Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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+ C& h9 `& m$ {0 D" x% w E 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 X1 x7 e# b2 k6 w
/ K5 `0 q: V0 s. ] Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.- Q2 d6 X: O- D# i+ V. @* S* A' D
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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: }6 U, y2 c4 V- v n Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。( U, Y: L9 l( n! g! `$ Z# x( b* j
* D1 ~4 C; A& ~; G+ ? Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.$ y, E/ x2 q1 d$ A& @6 k
4 P# R3 g# t4 v5 ^0 @$ F 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。5 U) S) y* J: W2 ]" I! I$ [& R2 r
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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! n0 V/ @3 T! f& N' W$ P6 G Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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: W, [! T% r: z1 E 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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2 K, {; b( h. V; G 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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1 `( a3 A1 s6 p: {5 R Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.! |3 m& o: u' A% \. n, O! ~ }
5 s" J; |# a y 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。" ^4 u$ _: I" V
: \1 t. R1 O$ W7 q, A/ z “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.& X$ ^% x6 M3 A3 |- F$ E, s: f
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 _' a4 y6 O( ?
. H2 q+ E2 d( l There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.4 J1 _& f) R% ^7 r1 D3 W0 F
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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6 e6 Z; X6 Y q, e0 q8 t$ b 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。5 c5 p; F7 Y0 N. i! C: \
4 M$ @+ l6 O1 I" n7 \ “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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! {+ r$ O6 l/ H [1 k0 B4 q$ J 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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( q. H/ p' F) M God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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. h' S3 J6 I* z0 q/ p3 }; ]: p 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。& P6 X+ Q2 Y0 v( h* k
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When two’s company, three’s the result!, B7 H& c# k- Z2 ]- y- R. f) k
+ U, O/ ]% T$ P5 ]% @ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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) V, @" G' d( Y) Y A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view." U4 n2 d( h% {- D5 d
+ X: n' `. A- a. ^8 Z+ r 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。7 O7 T* x: y/ E2 r/ \% _! t3 d0 \2 M) v
9 @9 I9 n+ y G! T6 B The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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- @/ P1 }$ n; ~+ E3 {4 } A 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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