Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Car Accident
$ G7 ?7 s7 J& K8 A9 @/ k3 xOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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: i6 r& H$ {1 O4 k: YThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

1 |  l2 S6 \3 p# t/ pHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

4 D# ~! T+ U# N7 {: V% vFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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; ?7 ]0 d4 \$ f+ g, H. t1 o+ ZThe blonde started laughing.

8 H- E4 P4 [* G6 `6 X) s: LThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

' ?' M& H0 G- H6 d- GThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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1 c1 C2 y  Z0 {# o# Q, JLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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$ M+ \' q6 C7 BRowing Your Boat
  @/ x  P3 I/ ^Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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5 D' g1 \4 Y& E: V2 U; @The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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( O, _9 N2 m. l$ nI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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6 x8 N- L* k1 Z  EThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

& g" F0 [3 r: q& P: M' QThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

$ J: E/ K* N2 l+ s+ s* \' ~Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

: H! I% T0 g2 ^1 `* S; p7 iSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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8 u" ~* ^+ U+ [4 l5 R0 y* TAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

, q: \8 n; ?# S' X# C% r) R3 A3 eThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

/ Y1 X2 I0 ]$ |Blonde Sky Divers
  h$ O1 m3 y! k; aA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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/ h0 }+ W$ q# e+ k1 @6 T7 X; P7 YThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

. U, X2 c% Q9 I$ D4 \[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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