Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

- I0 K# @) ~; s8 \. s; sThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

# D2 C' i4 a! O+ W# z) p% cHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

1 M) M/ E+ _" F& y% X3 \( B. O* LThe blonde started laughing.
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) E7 W, g5 L. V, |, ?. V1 NThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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  V  u; z2 A3 \9 x9 hLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

- ^# }& k0 m  E# j4 mThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

& h( b" v9 R$ z& cTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
/ g$ b! B) Q0 mA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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! W$ s' T( a$ g5 l8 @The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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0 Y2 p% Y' |- }& YFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

) h9 P: [3 x% I" _9 h1 KTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

6 ^. I) B# `# _Are You Really Sure?
2 ]" c8 J3 |! E4 iA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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4 R2 M+ M1 G3 E. X6 c3 P7 SIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

( M3 a  o0 J4 z* J1 vOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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3 X% j, T+ {+ A, Z. ZThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

4 x  h- x2 o# s! S) ?" mBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

5 {% i2 P  `8 N6 D8 {! lThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

/ a. X+ s$ f* X" S& D  nThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

3 Q0 N7 i: T; s2 \/ W' F[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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