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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident& v7 j0 u9 c7 @# A. }, g& N- R
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.' o. C. a% E+ f, ~  v

- I0 K# @) ~; s8 \. s; sThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.3 D5 W; s$ G; w+ K$ ?

# D2 C' i4 a! O+ W# z) p% cHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.; I& H6 p3 _1 X; `: R) o+ B

1 M) M/ E+ _" F& y% X3 \( B. O* LThe blonde started laughing.
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) E7 W, g5 L. V, |, ?. V1 NThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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  V  u; z2 A3 \9 x9 hLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.1 c' F/ N1 p4 Z6 ~

- ^# }& k0 m  E# j4 mThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.' k6 a; u. _+ v$ \0 d
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat+ v1 O$ q- R- t2 |
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.: s: |" b3 b) G0 ^  a3 r
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"( q  ~; }5 P4 U5 G6 D

& h( b" v9 R$ z& cTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."% Z7 f' q, @1 Z( W) m* S
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I Want to Buy That
/ g$ b! B) Q0 mA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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! W$ s' T( a$ g5 l8 @The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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0 Y2 p% Y' |- }& YFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time./ p7 o8 t3 s4 y, a, U  B, c

) h9 P: [3 x% I" _9 h1 KTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"+ R0 A; S$ o( t
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"( ^* B: I9 `0 c# ?9 y

6 ^. I) B# `# _Are You Really Sure?
2 ]" c8 J3 |! E4 iA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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4 R2 M+ M1 G3 E. X6 c3 P7 SIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."# a, G! x+ z4 K% E

( M3 a  o0 J4 z* J1 vOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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3 X% j, T+ {+ A, Z. ZThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."4 Q' l2 u1 ^$ h- q

4 x  h- x2 o# s! S) ?" mBlonde Sky Divers3 R' a2 \% i4 E! h9 c9 Z; }
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.$ B  Q' a7 L$ O; g

5 {% i2 P  `8 N6 D8 {! lThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.: ~, b2 S3 q- S! |3 T1 V2 M* {
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.: P9 r4 l% y! N5 O

/ a. X+ s$ f* X" S& D  nThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"+ u( H  ]0 c% S% Y- Q% }

3 Q0 N7 i: T; s2 \/ W' F[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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