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Blonde Car Accident
' F; A8 N! R& h- y+ NOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.3 o) F/ H4 n' ]; V+ N
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.7 S0 }' K$ V) A- w; |; v
. v6 p' ~# X% A8 ~0 z+ Y+ r% R/ MFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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# n1 Y- F1 T6 Q& _0 {0 I% v, Z8 J7 sThe blonde started laughing.$ I- T# k4 N4 a
' M1 ~- u( D8 q* LThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield." n% G7 D5 V* K) w* f, S, F1 B6 B: [
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.8 x6 h! r( n# x0 U, |; N; q
( G; x3 x% B5 T7 CLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.* [$ |% `: w2 ^3 a; v) m
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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$ c0 `% ?* k7 M/ I% I1 G! TThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!". n- S& v* { D, G" e5 ]
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.( g' {0 b$ t0 _
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"6 n, |7 ? w2 ]! J
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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0 x1 z8 n8 F1 v6 F* k* h/ z# f D+ LI Want to Buy That
7 d+ ~5 Y& n* q! `5 NA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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8 p- o0 f9 I. k5 d& u" @# \) ~$ mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.! c0 R3 S4 Z* K$ G6 }, B
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.8 V! h0 \# L5 M6 D6 Z+ H
& P) h2 q: s) {0 }To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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" ]; H3 n+ N/ z* B- r7 l r( \3 CThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"3 ?9 S- u/ v; v. u5 H) T/ t
4 p3 R) y1 w6 k6 y, [! w+ z4 ZThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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) x& W2 P4 Y' k) h( _Are You Really Sure?
7 k: P1 l1 E% D7 s _A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"* _$ _6 p* e# b" O( T
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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3 H! V; d! C9 AOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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; V3 Q& H H' m' I; CThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.$ J6 {; l2 _" y
! p) O4 }. ^+ A1 hShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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