The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

, O7 e4 K5 R; ^5 kAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
+ x/ O6 }8 g; U9 u* a) X$ }'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
0 I/ y: ~. b! ]; Q- M0 p'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
! C& `* y" k/ Q6 m& O0 L. A'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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- m5 R' D; Z& u# b! h* x'I should be in charge,' said the
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" s( o) W3 l$ u, B6 b! D/ `( K  u$ a'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
. H5 a4 e) `1 V, ]7 o8 h- q0 S'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
9 l9 P+ u3 n9 E" ]. O'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
- k% G! m( ~" q# N6 q& [4 U; ^'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
# k/ B3 u8 H7 l) N& TWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
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got wobbly,
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! q% e; H4 n% d  J# U+ Agot watery,
and the
blood
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They all decided that the
$ L: {. p5 ~* ]5 o- ~3 L9 ^' Trectum should be the boss.
: I+ a5 ?# D' ?The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.