The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 S9 P/ b" M0 D! J& z'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
9 }7 h! R1 ^0 u6 x/ s/ H9 x: K'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
* ?% H1 l' p5 b" U9 ^3 J4 Cstomach
,
6 ]2 }1 \% o: b, D/ Q/ G'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
3 P. [) H, o1 |2 e, T'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
! w- N8 k& h+ W# j6 ?'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
  I: u2 o8 g* t3 w( T+ k5 |( q  S. S'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

" Y$ F& W9 Q7 ]6 d2 K  xAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
  M1 ^( j2 d9 |9 xand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
; g1 }) d3 m4 F3 A4 f! Y1 mWithin a few days,
' }! c( x) S5 u8 ~% xthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
got wobbly,
6 S3 O1 ]1 Z3 q2 cthe eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
4 Y8 G7 Q- n* Z7 r# B; ~; zThey all decided that the
9 j( n, A# i$ `3 {rectum should be the boss.
& p2 o2 b, f7 j/ \0 V. x1 c" sThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!




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0 L( y2 l: d& Z! ?% s[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.