The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

  e5 f5 E- ^, X; N- U: R! e" z1 zAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
$ [+ N, C: l  m7 J) H1 g8 qtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
- I$ p2 P+ E$ w" l$ [$ N'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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  o- M1 M$ X# [5 \& l'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
8 v5 B+ T0 J/ d( `1 i% c1 i'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
& }$ M: x, Y% w# z'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
: Z4 C( r0 A$ e0 B3 P0 G% ^# e'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,
& f% q: ?3 s: i1 \& j$ G5 Bthe brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
* X( Z( ^' F/ @, d! Nthe legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
) i! `, q4 q2 @5 Mgot watery,
  C) c0 O# N& R* M5 m$ Oand the
( W2 X) Y7 k5 V: @9 G2 Z; V0 Gblood
was toxic.
4 ^; ~6 A3 C* d4 J5 x. w' cThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
( X+ w0 V' ]% l$ [The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!



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! _' w# B% C& I' K1 k[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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