The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

6 X( [9 [+ @, P3 d* eAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
' Y4 c" W; s1 I1 t8 i'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

& s8 @  h- E5 J# m'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
3 o! V: {7 I3 ^: w# j$ c- t'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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" N: g: V" @& S/ g, `8 ?6 n'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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5 j1 \# z# D" @' r' M% Q'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
( b. I8 l8 _0 O+ e1 Z9 F4 E8 _  m7 o'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
3 d& z9 r7 Y# s'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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3 F: U4 W- J) `& O: |5 yAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
0 ]4 P! `" P: b; K1 N, ~) W, iWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
$ B) l; K0 \% O3 rgot wobbly,
the eyes
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and the
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was toxic.
+ E3 x" G( g$ p& ~; ^; T/ E6 bThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
2 k2 a2 n! Y" |1 y6 f+ {9 [3 HThe Moral of the story?
8 l1 T- j7 T5 w+ k1 pThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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+ i3 P. Z7 [. e[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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0 R7 i# L) ?. |4 ~Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.