The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
' F6 i8 Q' }4 N' S'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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/ q& X8 Z, \& v& y- s1 x1 T'I should be in charge,' said the
2 r$ m; H! p& ]& ^5 [' l0 l, ]stomach
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* y8 O6 {0 j5 D0 B' F& w'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
$ I$ F2 B( q! j& J# o& `'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
" P3 X% v, T, Y& X, V: [7 b. I- v'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

7 R4 F3 i$ d7 g8 q  j$ E8 gAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
( P1 [" ~& r  ?! Y5 jand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
# w( U3 F: Q2 ^; z4 _4 d0 Mthe stomach
was bloated,
" G# J! q# K+ n1 G8 m2 O- dthe legs
got wobbly,
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& ^( J* z8 M& r: L6 P: }7 g$ h  T! C* mgot watery,
and the
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was toxic.
5 W. ?; B- e; |3 \( S! j4 KThey all decided that the
5 {  J9 N! F: ]8 ]! G+ prectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

5 w7 P" \  M: c5 b' aWhere you got this so funning story!
: Q8 |7 n" u$ _" N" o7 ^I like it.