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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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7 m8 x3 R/ o& Wtrying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
( F7 X  e8 ^0 p  x$ c'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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- i4 C) ?9 G; |& D'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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1 C5 x9 M& b' o2 Z1 R  n  N'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach
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. ^8 P: ^9 J. @'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
8 j$ b2 U( m. H# v. z'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'$ Q9 x% s4 [5 W+ \* H* S8 d! Q/ Z+ f

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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,; z* \. O( J8 u! C
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,6 y: R' h+ M  ^/ Z
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum+ D1 B8 J) S+ E* l. u; Z, h  ]
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
' ]' `2 ~9 x, p1 \) r: mthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
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was bloated,2 U/ w+ k- |# M% Z' O
the
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got wobbly,4 {/ g# c5 J- I0 j4 C
the
eyes
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got watery,2 o! s' T6 A! [8 |( F3 K' r* F
and the

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blood6 B, C2 ]/ n  r
was toxic.
8 E2 n4 D+ _4 N3 ~7 V% l: wThey all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
( M2 S! m6 j0 v7 c1 E) yThe Moral of the story?1 N. \1 F& w" a" H  k$ B& B/ |
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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2 t0 y. i: @- q  G7 B% ^[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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