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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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, O7 e4 K5 R; ^5 kAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,; |" l) {) Y2 j; o. }( }
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
0 I/ y: ~. b! ]; Q- M0 p'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
,
! C& `* y" k/ Q6 m& O0 L. A'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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- m5 R' D; Z& u# b! h* x'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,: e+ `8 H) X' i2 c  ^
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
. H5 a4 e) `1 V, ]7 o8 h- q0 S'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
- k% G! m( ~" q# N6 q& [4 U; ^'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum4 s0 A2 b5 I% ]; _, m6 b
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

# k/ B3 u8 H7 l) N& TWithin a few days,8 w) S2 t) \$ e& w) d
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach+ K! f. ?/ i% O' ^# g- z7 C
was bloated,
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legs6 y  Y7 \' f& w
got wobbly,
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eyes
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got watery,7 o* O* A$ t& v5 X: c, ?; P" e8 S
and the
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blood
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was toxic.7 G9 h9 s! d4 y
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
: I+ a5 ?# D' ?The Moral of the story?' v$ F" S# j" }
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!% g0 t* b  ?8 E5 |3 r
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Where you got this so funning story!3 g- [1 x. Z1 `9 _9 j  ~; C! `
I like it.
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