The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
6 s# }$ q% @6 [- p+ S+ Z$ Y& W) Ttrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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5 ^8 b0 q4 V2 {) j6 q0 c$ g& E'I should be in charge,' said the
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! _% F7 x9 h( Z+ e9 W'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
; G  ~# ^1 t* S, l4 t'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

4 I& r3 F. b9 D/ z% f'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
1 F7 b, }4 ~4 N- H$ U: O'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

6 t% q( \1 x! I1 }( mAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
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the eyes
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and the
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was toxic.
$ I7 a  `0 b) \! m4 y$ i$ D  bThey all decided that the
4 {! V7 V5 T/ x3 s1 L+ T3 Vrectum should be the boss.
! D0 M  P8 i1 ]* x1 M( YThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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