The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
; Z2 ^% G6 Z& `8 @: e1 O0 r+ L, N+ o'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

* m) S; I' T5 G) J/ M'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
+ o- W7 _0 v2 F8 m. S'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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3 ]0 j+ X/ C3 i  u# Q3 sAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
* J  B6 X" G9 jthe stomach
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the legs
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* N: w' R5 N, ^the eyes
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and the
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
# C% D# W  C9 k; mrectum should be the boss.
8 ?+ u: l6 S. f5 g8 `" bThe Moral of the story?
& W. v! q5 K: HThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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! T' l% A3 p% f/ T[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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