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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'2 H1 p# D/ ^2 f! E, O5 M
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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, y3 `% X3 g8 x% d3 GThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'2 V; g' j7 g/ \/ K
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!') q, ^2 T) I( c* Y7 f# L, b
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'* {7 X" V1 R% y
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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" m4 l: D. ^; j3 U) CPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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