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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 4 D$ O! b2 d# u( Y
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'- t9 M2 g% x1 a8 u7 L
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'7 l }( Q" K6 P- p6 w
3 C7 d# Z: d% g5 ]8 \; p6 FShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !' Y8 {' G! w. `0 b3 J- p' J8 ]! i8 p
, ?2 Z% F8 ]$ g, `Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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