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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. / K+ r8 q, Q' b% h5 o W
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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+ ?! j9 O$ I: p" D7 F2 q9 r1 f) OThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'8 {7 J3 t+ Q/ F2 ]( q: n+ A) l5 @7 Y
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'; ~" j' F5 C4 h2 [: _
5 u( T0 J! _3 V* t& ]% y( NThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'5 K$ ?$ V0 X" t. e i5 z
" A: t y$ \& O* LThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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9 {/ Z: x) G- n( SThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'5 J2 x, g6 j2 s n
, K9 ^$ d7 ~/ K- e; kHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'( S" F8 W5 c# f6 k
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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