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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 6 ]4 m+ {7 W8 q `' J/ X3 \
# r& S: n) e: B( v- e/ t% CA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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! b3 v( m4 J. t- {& `* F1 nThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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2 m( V: g; M5 u' RThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'; X2 v$ x( T: @) l" E
1 k# q5 {9 Y* |5 ^, S9 o: L' ~That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'2 _- h% H0 N6 \! Q- H+ t) U
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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