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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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: t9 m5 b( u( `0 _- M1 |% Z8 {A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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8 y- s. [+ o- u5 KThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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% j# M+ s2 z0 Q0 G; ?: B, HThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'5 B. z2 K: l5 p9 }; ?5 x3 ~
: T! m0 K7 k3 x9 l% U; P. ^4 p# hThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'; s0 m& \" {5 A) V- ?. @
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'; t9 V1 A4 p! n: v2 t
5 X1 \' w+ |/ S- H" ?That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'2 O1 N4 v. r9 e1 }
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'+ l- {5 i, e7 {0 C6 {
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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