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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' N a1 n" ] Z/ j T6 r
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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% _$ Y* _, g k' a& sThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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5 e# E; I7 S& s; pThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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. ^* W" i/ ^2 _* l% ~, OThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'; B* ~) ?6 M3 N( D' K% T
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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2 _- D. ]. W1 n1 oShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'+ ]- r* E# n2 l! }+ V2 Y& x
4 k. s5 L4 _/ b7 g O8 RPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'% D3 K# S1 j5 Q: R
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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