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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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6 j5 M% c& X0 C8 T5 BA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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* c8 @% L1 E, _9 m& @5 Z0 r* y- NThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'3 u0 V. v) j$ R4 q9 Z4 C
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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2 W. ~6 `1 r' n5 a6 L, e. uThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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# o: |9 H0 M9 V5 U# K% x# BThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'/ n* f6 n. R* o! J }5 U4 [- E- N( s) X& ?
: M2 X: e& ^7 l- EHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'4 J# f# V6 l; s
/ x! s6 I) }: }" c% \- ^' ~She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'8 j4 r, l4 a R0 p' J+ ?
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'! D( i9 x- [5 n, G
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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