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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. ( j& f+ {! o0 T- {
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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4 I9 y, e4 w j8 h2 ?1 u" P3 mThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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+ k/ t6 G7 M/ A5 R& XThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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5 `8 B. c9 c. F' W& I6 \The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.': R% L/ e: X( [0 p7 {/ U" Y
8 l# m# G$ u1 m: V- o, Q7 g7 L! z2 C6 zThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'4 L- A: `; A& ~6 {; o8 u
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'8 o/ y- u- x. L1 E6 y( |
" u7 N4 k& T+ R% v7 s1 R q0 |! ~# Y/ VHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'& ?# h- v5 z7 D1 z5 w1 W4 F
. F' `+ ?& w+ G3 O( n7 fShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !' G1 N- E/ \8 v/ S
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?') y4 v9 {! r, q' ^& i b' j
U7 z) L$ R! C2 oThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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