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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 7 L- k1 B% {+ {1 O: d* S+ B0 M3 G8 C
5 r$ r- \1 F4 ?3 J- o* Y& pA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'1 d( B8 P; f2 r
4 f- X2 c, P! K6 P; m! |The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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- j! f9 t1 E" J3 ]# V# }& iThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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$ C* Z+ N6 t3 R9 ]$ MThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'& D1 p" t% c8 k4 n
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'4 L8 o- j7 O1 v; U2 b
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'( C8 y \ W5 _7 S3 _' f; l) W
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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+ ^; W0 X2 T* `The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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