Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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  m3 `8 d6 z2 y7 e8 i& H2 f4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

& O9 ]! o& i; l3 T6 j/ U5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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" |$ s( h9 ~$ L8 C; x* L6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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$ W8 C' P6 V+ _1 v7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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+ G3 j- T, |. Q0 T' X2 l* N0 T11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

1 [5 u: \' o9 _- y) x6 H: x8 e7 I12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"