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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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) W2 d- m! | @& z: [1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) & y( i" n; l* F+ H/ K* P1 C5 B" P5 J
) ~ b9 |6 \, y; ^* U2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3 h6 D9 U% t" h2 c- f0 {9 M9 r3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? $ A5 ]' Z# g, y, C5 G& `2 B* V
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! ! g3 _9 j/ T6 e- ~/ d
8 O- D; F) R3 |9 `5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? ' G; a) \4 T8 D" u( N
/ }2 j5 F, E7 S: c8 ~: G8. I pay your salary!
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- }: b* H( s9 f+ @: K9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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; h, L+ e2 ]) B4 x9 i# O' d2 a10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. ( ?& A0 N: W5 H8 D# M* S
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ' G2 N- ^% L$ S8 d4 m/ J9 O
3 y) Q: {* K: J, E. o$ k: j/ K3 R12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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