Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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- Y( v7 x# U- [) y2 d! V1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

  O* r' ~5 \& T* \; O/ T2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

2 @( _% Q6 ~) {4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

& T1 p; o0 B. X) k5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

! V+ U$ P# c7 D11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

, O  X# e0 W' u4 C12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"