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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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$ b J% V/ a- w$ D" p1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) . x4 [* x+ y C% U) H! h
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? * N. S) A. [7 _8 D
" A" I5 U* |# P8 F0 Y4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! / j0 T8 T" a: x. z2 G9 u3 `; z# h& l
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? % ?5 M4 T$ X4 P3 ]8 c8 E0 D$ k E
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? * b( e0 ]; p& B4 X, }" H
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8. I pay your salary! ) K! e/ O9 ^2 j
2 p" u3 T' e* H. b' l7 F) W9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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, e0 T5 d0 C9 j! y11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 2 n/ D$ c# C$ a y8 f, V9 o3 r, n
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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