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NEVER SAY TO A COP: : d5 Y' _; p* N9 k) \
1 a, O; [0 Q: h0 a" L1 n1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ' y9 R4 v. i# j$ `' q( T4 V
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ! X4 e* D* A( ?! H
" i0 S6 G6 B* e/ G- W4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! * M7 B- @+ @8 A9 @1 C
# [% x* d: m" ~6 d ^: N& j! w5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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( o8 b+ i3 C$ H; S Y+ f6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 2 W) p& O+ H; A; y/ F/ y2 `! k0 A
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? - t2 l% D {; C
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8. I pay your salary! # P' S+ H" p" h7 u/ u5 g7 b: ?
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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5 H5 Z* n/ |5 v9 t, g10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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" n! n" g; d$ j& r11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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, o- }) R8 Y6 I, x9 a2 |6 o12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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