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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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. ]4 Z3 F! u# J) M1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) " e1 S/ B8 P) Y9 c6 H
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? * R, g6 I T/ ?" W0 f. k$ v k
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! O# Q3 z1 m0 k, o3 d
" F7 U, }; x& o8 C( |; B+ X; {5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! * ~* J/ y! l# l" X0 r
2 L* ]0 d5 _7 a# B# @6 U9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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' N5 p! p+ N1 M" }10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. , Y( i. ^9 g- a, k5 }
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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