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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. 2 g8 }( w3 n' m- P! o
% |" a' U J5 s: q: S. G# @Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. : X J* d* G: P! w; P8 l
- z. j8 v! _3 t; k" [( ~& _+ W: q1 dLeave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. 8 Q- ]0 b0 s! J$ B- @9 D& e0 V
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If they are counting the bricks.
6 V- n% I; _! c+ Z: d8 `Put them in the accounts department. : r& L& }( C7 e& p
3 {* h, P. j: D6 O! c5 m! T1 iIf they are recounting them..
0 }% R+ ^; S8 }, C6 i3 u4 KPut them in auditing.
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If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
# v3 A8 ]. r" X% }+ `, L9 V0 l0 z3 YPut them in engineering.
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$ d4 t1 ?0 I* ]+ \& l3 oIf they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
F! |4 l) s6 ^% E% t- iPut them in planning. 0 Y3 r* i0 R; f- } x5 \
7 E f" T7 A$ _; sIf they are throwing the bricks at each other.
. b( I' Z; Q6 F6 v( J2 F7 ~Put them in operations.
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( ~8 R" u; |6 ` ^! ]( k: [; V9 rIf they are sleeping. ; w# k# h! Y# r/ C3 ?7 o+ b
Put them in security. ! s' [7 w/ y) J8 ?* Y5 y5 v7 D
; P+ H. s2 v7 Y; y* SIf they have broken the bricks into pieces. $ g* d& Z+ g s3 ~ A
Put them in information technology. $ A L& `9 b! z
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If they are sitting idle.
2 \4 {8 M! {" v* a' U+ D$ q: U PPut them in human resources.
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If they say they have tried different combinations, yet
8 |7 k! A, U u1 Tnot a brick has been moved. ( k7 P7 v% Y" V& L$ E
Put them in sales. 7 j2 ^$ R) Z/ W$ A+ e
& G; E1 s% \2 v6 }If they have already left for the day.
1 C) b/ y* Q$ K* {& ^; ^, ^ BPut them in marketing. ' G+ k, I `7 g) v O8 k* j) E1 f
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If they are staring out of the window. 5 f& v' W4 k1 t! Z) r7 h p: i9 m+ _
Put them on strategic planning.
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And then last but not least. ( H" S [" J7 r) W, ^8 e. u
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. ! v$ T5 i" J2 y" ~
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Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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