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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. / p) v4 \* |8 t" r2 z6 ^; z
* u/ }* `* m R8 U A" u3 |: CThen send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. 5 i: [" R9 d/ K8 b* I
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Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. 9 j$ h! ^8 C5 e
' u; d& V7 t9 ^+ m6 V m9 J6 G4 J% sIf they are counting the bricks. , n' n* l8 H4 S1 P( K/ J% [% J- J
Put them in the accounts department. ' r3 M, I# w$ D) t
" `- R9 F% B0 m5 XIf they are recounting them..
2 z2 r; O! `/ R3 Y& pPut them in auditing. ) q- P8 T4 I2 @: b- |
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If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
! D" a H6 |. a- }3 IPut them in engineering.
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. `9 Z% T D/ fIf they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. h. ?9 m" |# v4 l* i8 U) f
Put them in planning. 0 C* ]5 U$ f! X$ T# H; q
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other. 2 e) a8 Q) F2 l$ b
Put them in operations. : N# v k5 E$ D1 w! X, O
( @# K) L6 C$ P& s- LIf they are sleeping. / Z4 a, J1 A% n
Put them in security.
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$ l8 l/ E% W" \# m6 `4 K" z2 KIf they have broken the bricks into pieces.
8 {2 [3 V. `6 y* ^+ uPut them in information technology.
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If they are sitting idle.
4 P/ {8 v2 h/ D( h2 H+ ZPut them in human resources. + x- S( Z: w" R) |9 r, `0 `
% `' P* Q: f4 f. ^6 L3 MIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet 1 ?8 x4 `/ S: C- L% ?
not a brick has been moved.
+ ^( _6 }5 x7 m7 j0 ?7 \ e8 lPut them in sales.
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: U7 z8 u; v' r1 W$ rIf they have already left for the day.
. i6 d+ |2 N" T# ~Put them in marketing.
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* \5 V3 I/ t$ _If they are staring out of the window.
, ^; d5 ^- i* n0 S' |Put them on strategic planning.
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5 X ?# p) ^6 eAnd then last but not least.
) b+ v1 D3 q9 V' {' U! Q! UIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. . W9 H% M; Q" g+ F+ j, {" ~6 R
: h$ @: g' E% s3 O$ e. U) RCongratulate them and put them in top management |
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