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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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- S. S9 [+ v2 w* R  W. _* z' O  two who and who? ( j) X: _# v( z& ~

- b0 M9 V$ W: `% T: f0 n: @1 m  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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, ?6 h* v" n* b. g9 p+ R' V  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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, E8 I/ ]8 G. b  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 % ~, N) W; ]* K: Q/ X: S
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
+ _6 J0 ?* X. i" \" [. ~together up ! ( e3 p! P  V% a7 o1 u

& k3 @  v4 N6 u, h  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ( V7 s% j0 k/ P+ t8 c

/ ]6 S. j1 b* K  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
/ \4 y/ ^0 A* d+ _+ Y# u5 wnothing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me ( A  r# y. L  S5 ]
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  彼此彼此
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  7.You Give Me Stop!! 3 ?& c: A; v& R* C

1 L0 [7 j7 L4 c: i! p: R$ ~  你给我站住! " C) O5 V' K+ x+ F% R, N
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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! o$ i5 t' v3 w8 C  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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  9.WATCH SISTER 8 d9 G$ d, s4 v3 H. k' h) s

7 ^8 t/ }. |9 A  B& Z. r  表妹
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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9 A9 s0 @4 E+ Y: G  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 ( a# ~: [: N' l, L/ W" t" H
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  11.American Chinese not enough 8 H" [+ I5 |+ D
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  美中不足 * u7 D! B2 u' ~7 M) _

6 m) A! b1 t! ~  ?  v  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die + y$ a3 p$ o  C$ P+ N
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  车祸现场描述 + [* X7 t9 I! z2 @3 _, e: E2 [
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  13.heart flower angry open , |; N" f/ P0 h; D' x( L. m

6 n) ?8 W- \7 C0 A- _3 S  心花怒放 9 a" m- H. @$ l' X- q

0 X+ Y8 r9 S) T! D- W+ e& _) U( u  14.go past no mistake past
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( Q, r& L/ ^1 j$ n  y9 P. Y  走过路过,不要错过 1 W# T7 m+ Y. T! U  T
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  15.小明:I am sorry!
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  老外:I am sorry too! * i8 a" n* b1 @+ T7 `# k# F0 `; t
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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; S& W' S6 [. \  ^& N- f  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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, x/ n# I6 P* [- C/ B  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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# q2 o1 _" Y0 o6 }$ w7 Z  要钱没有,要命一条 $ e( X1 x# \% f/ `& f9 h, ~
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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& v' u1 F# |/ q% X  18.you have two down son。
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% q1 h3 q1 d- _6 d  你有两下子。
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' Z2 ?0 B% u, o1 R% m8 T) b  19.as far as you go to die " ^2 R$ d( z8 g# t* V  n
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  有多远,死多远!!!! : S* x* `) @8 S9 ~4 H( U
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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; A: X( p0 m- ]给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~" V" O! S- y: y, S
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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