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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.we
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( V8 {* f! m. C& x8 Y* Q9 `' K  two who and who?
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# @# p) @9 s9 k1 n; D  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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( Y, \0 B2 U6 x# |8 p/ d! `  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you * A- u3 Z: r% f/ h: G6 p
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 * i0 o5 P6 l$ I

- q, O5 F+ y- c2 p9 R  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 8 r) a, h% ]7 U
together up ! 8 c/ }& V7 q) D# o9 L
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!   x/ s) |  I9 F, u6 h" j

, z4 t: M) n; m/ ?9 D( {  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 8 {0 w" w$ Q2 k/ M1 @  O  n
nothing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝 $ p2 V- `; Y" }4 K  L

# O( z# Y- \- Y( u: H8 v$ |% R; Q  6.you me you me / S0 h" Y* Z* ]
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  彼此彼此
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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: _) u- E1 I  q* p. d  你给我站住!
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8 e3 o  @, U* g  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... % a6 Y; }- N7 j, y, V) N& g

9 U3 D9 M& h; ~8 {5 R3 i2 ^  9.WATCH SISTER
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/ z) N# }. M& W3 H9 k  表妹 0 l' {& n$ h+ I" m
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  N# R9 c& `5 r* P9 j  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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  11.American Chinese not enough 4 H: K6 q- D" |, x: o
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  美中不足 : e4 ^: s3 K$ E, W2 B  _
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 9 Z0 Y% h# ^! T" w, _! N
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  车祸现场描述 - T3 Q) B+ {: V. |2 c
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  13.heart flower angry open
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  心花怒放 1 ~$ I' G! z% R% y% g
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  14.go past no mistake past , x$ h5 {4 N$ `& y$ @7 K/ }/ b) f1 p& Z
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  走过路过,不要错过
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' L& }5 p. L9 ?. u" u  15.小明:I am sorry! % a4 e, s$ v. x  B+ f' A# }0 u
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  老外:I am sorry too!
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  小明:I am sorry three! ( c" B+ M1 R: r) s0 N6 _3 P! O

3 H( ?' h+ h0 Q+ {: V$ [# [' ^  老外:What are you sorry for? 5 b: a* L$ E1 G, X

6 e' s7 G+ k( r. V0 {) b  小明:I am sorry five!
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- C$ |: c) W/ S3 ]' B  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! * x* u+ l8 E- t: O$ {: s2 l4 W
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  要钱没有,要命一条
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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4 P" k" ?! [! R  我叫李老大,今年25。
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  18.you have two down son。 * x1 f, t7 Z- L2 ?( ?+ p( C$ v
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  你有两下子。
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' }& @- K9 }, S, V  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
( k, l* L2 [/ M! f3 Emy face.
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~
& r% ^8 L' I+ q4 ^: x/ A5 b1 A3 w我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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