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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who? . z4 P! \- a. c. W& l

2 R2 ?- {8 s# ^) B  咱俩谁跟谁阿 8 G8 t- h7 R' B% A6 |: G( t" U
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  2.how are you ? how old are you? 9 V* u% \  h" c* B

" n4 R" R& b- J& G9 i& v  怎么是你,怎么老是你? ' ]; p% d9 L4 ^# s! P6 g5 U
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you ( ^' ?8 a  s6 I4 U- e+ @8 I# y/ ]  L" o
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! # U, R  Q1 o% M3 q
together up !
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ' @! x7 I8 w! h. L" [5 N$ N7 d
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
& L$ Z7 O1 @# T; c+ E2 w* h0 znothing to say,go home!! # `- X8 |, H0 L, l( E  V( _, A& R

. z$ E9 t. `( l# m! D  有事起奏,无事退朝 * B8 x+ g& R( p

& P- r, M6 K0 R: v, W3 U  6.you me you me $ {( _5 {4 A1 G& r% H; t
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  彼此彼此 ! ?; L+ |8 C" ^6 x  I/ x1 |
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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  你给我站住!
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/ v( }1 M8 D9 Q/ D1 T  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... 0 }- i0 e3 q% \+ \4 Q
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  9.WATCH SISTER
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2 N+ s0 I6 y1 Y' ^: y  表妹
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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& \( ~3 e7 t5 ]$ u) L/ F  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 / _% ?; z( a8 R5 @3 L$ U+ I4 U

, k8 r2 W  B3 T- S3 W5 l  11.American Chinese not enough . ~! g3 v. ?, ~+ g; ~& Y6 w0 {

* \/ |, p2 \$ _1 _3 r( W2 A  美中不足
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ' M9 M; V- I* s8 |( Q; X
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  车祸现场描述
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5 [2 `- w! ?2 |8 W+ A  13.heart flower angry open / N* z( [/ I2 |! o
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  心花怒放
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  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry! 6 y) M2 x1 r- j1 ^8 q

2 Q% G1 R9 W+ T/ Y2 z8 E7 V  老外:I am sorry too!
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  小明:I am sorry three! & Y- t1 R' E! S+ H( W. o( R- _

! D# T( N4 b0 @& h# \# E  老外:What are you sorry for? ( s+ e, Y& Y: ]( Z

& |/ o# ?6 J/ v% i  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! ! t. n1 G  x/ _& t# }
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  要钱没有,要命一条
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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: h+ _* v- A# C" @/ G; L5 s3 {  我叫李老大,今年25。 8 K! L7 V# b2 O  F
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  18.you have two down son。 ) d+ o* R) i2 Q8 D6 l: X3 w( f2 K
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  你有两下子。
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  ^5 ^3 b( e3 p  19.as far as you go to die
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  ]+ K- M+ u) X3 _" y8 x1 x  有多远,死多远!!!!
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7 z! X8 A! b& K  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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9 @0 F. L- g8 J- g" |5 M# {6 ~& t给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~- N+ u$ A$ @: Z3 w" T9 q
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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