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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) T( }2 }6 J! `2 |
! B. n9 ~( K4 C, k& r: M2 JGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
; V: Q( |! n% ~1 b$ jCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 7 w8 p/ k1 z( L1 M P; }
George: Great. Lay it on me. $ V3 c$ C$ H$ q3 e
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
# S1 e3 k. v2 t7 I1 ~5 ? IGeorge: That's what I want to know. / G _. C. r( C# i
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
$ g0 A& M! p) MGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
: J' C1 Z% y7 O* W! B" ^( P; Y, [Condi: Yes. & C9 n8 x* h# [, m5 `
George: I mean the fellow's name. - w) W! e8 E5 ~4 } M8 b9 S- R s3 }
Condi: Hu. - c/ u, C& g; o# K
George: The guy in China. - \, T) n' t" O& [% \3 ], Y
Condi: Hu.
1 Q1 _- `9 v) RGeorge: The new leader of China. 5 j% ?5 \( Y) b) K- g( a b
Condi: Hu.
9 K9 r7 h; ~1 r; v8 l! f5 XGeorge: The Chinaman!
9 S. p( A5 _4 `- C1 O QCondi: Hu is leading China.
) {' x9 B3 e9 }4 K5 `' IGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
9 k4 C$ M0 B$ `/ p/ p6 v- {Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. % s- G# p6 z# b! Y
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 2 Y$ ~3 g. B9 t6 d- E7 v! d
Condi: That's the man's name. , t6 z! o- f8 m& K( Q! d' b
George: That's who's name? % O7 n* V- \# {* e0 S1 @
Condi: Yes. 7 n7 \' B- G: ?) W* R& N
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
_$ C" O8 E# U; e- G; t1 O" KCondi: Yes, sir. " Z& F# b) y, y# [8 z2 d: \) {
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
5 P; H# N, M+ Q7 t6 H# mCondi: That's correct. % Q3 q' L, `4 F2 `: @/ N6 H
George: Then who is in China? # [8 X( p1 E4 o& F' C4 U7 Q* v
Condi: Yes, sir. ! r4 U+ t6 Y2 z( X
George: Yassir is in China? 7 j! X: U b# l) {
Condi: No, sir. ) ~( P* b, R6 l; { K
George: Then who is? P; z9 e$ `3 E; r0 l
Condi: Yes, sir. % g' Y% d9 U5 w; J
George: Yassir? 1 P! V' m6 L- }& L
Condi: No, sir.
# a+ o* t1 O: w: R q0 KGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. * M( I$ U" Y' F% c& G' M
Condi: Kofi?
) M5 D7 L9 R1 }1 p5 |4 J, oGeorge: No, thanks. , ~% B7 h+ H$ P9 g# B( M
Condi: You want Kofi?
# p* _0 X) s7 U& ^George: No.
1 ^# \& t4 ?9 |& W5 _8 oCondi: You don't want Kofi. " \) Y9 r! h+ @$ l8 f
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. " h4 O( `$ e* u& r
Condi: Yes, sir.
7 i- I) t2 G7 B) V3 ~George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
- F( L6 D1 @0 ?# G% X; O1 wCondi: Kofi?
0 ]7 c2 {& _$ K- e# {2 o, jGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
; C8 |) I8 ^- _1 B! R$ ?Condi: And call who? : ^' t% Z( s& S+ C
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? . d0 Y: L8 m, ^6 R% G
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 6 u, ^, P7 m" e! o
George: Will you stay out of China?! & b: O; k( c0 X5 a t
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 J) B/ L: M: ~9 H5 [% Y# }George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 0 u d1 C. I% F3 K% a: r8 C( B# I3 L- ?
Condi: Kofi.
. m5 s! v( i: ?: j4 C: Y4 oGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 4 ^! R8 Q0 i+ T/ R% w4 }% d. I* U
(Condi picks up the phone.) , B: N6 R) p* ~, q) h
Condi: Rice, here. 0 b7 v; A3 {' V
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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