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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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' m# @9 r( L) J& K1 `& Z5 RGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
5 o7 V9 R2 p% [Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 8 r0 u5 ?+ s _# \" L3 W
George: Great. Lay it on me.
; ]0 c- m1 Z6 r; gCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
& R( H1 ~) Y2 c$ ?/ K' }: xGeorge: That's what I want to know.
8 u: u2 h% I- a! P2 rCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
8 U3 [8 m% x, _) @( v4 XGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? + w7 u: B- ] }3 Q- i7 E, k
Condi: Yes.
. l1 v$ a" H0 ~# v% [% E0 PGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
" H" O; R2 f. B7 ?+ GCondi: Hu. , N7 N' B l1 O P
George: The guy in China.
. x, f" C+ N. E' u2 YCondi: Hu. / }9 B- a% f) {+ d1 _1 e! j
George: The new leader of China.
2 l* O2 ~' t6 x9 O" MCondi: Hu.
5 j" N. `( s5 c8 ?8 H5 q; GGeorge: The Chinaman!
' Y) c6 O' }6 Q3 |/ k# V/ YCondi: Hu is leading China. 8 B) X/ d9 s+ H- ] S- w
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ! b9 F/ @- O# l T4 V6 [% j
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. # u, H, P- ~0 ?2 N; q, i
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
5 p/ m$ C' y4 h. `Condi: That's the man's name.
7 J" A2 `% n8 }5 L. V2 T8 e/ VGeorge: That's who's name?
$ S3 y, {: U" s6 l# H2 VCondi: Yes. 5 d+ X& { ^2 J( q X5 b
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
" I( @2 ]4 }" \2 u+ LCondi: Yes, sir.
8 |# j( t. C2 A2 h; OGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ! R5 u, s: {, G/ X, [
Condi: That's correct. # |! n7 z8 n- h! Y$ h; \( D2 ~
George: Then who is in China? 9 F# t3 z) w5 M
Condi: Yes, sir.
d+ t3 v; ]" c) R; zGeorge: Yassir is in China?
) Q* B2 Q8 }* u( x! `$ {( O# [Condi: No, sir.
6 H: c& M0 F. V3 k( U5 iGeorge: Then who is?
. {) {% C' a2 G& zCondi: Yes, sir. 7 T/ D, G* w, p: w7 v% q: Z
George: Yassir?
9 e2 J- q! K# u& A' LCondi: No, sir.
; Z! t; @& @. {0 v# DGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
5 S- R9 V" t, L6 s3 L/ E1 A" {Condi: Kofi?
3 D$ y4 o$ G' x/ X% P! ^8 }6 @George: No, thanks. 5 Z4 E# \$ N) t, H" |
Condi: You want Kofi?
3 S5 S: i4 i9 G+ x$ j5 S; {George: No.
- s* k1 _. F& C$ }# ?# Y8 cCondi: You don't want Kofi. 4 Q6 H l+ @7 f8 {' d
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
! Q4 Z2 a7 n( E$ U; }Condi: Yes, sir.
6 c7 X- W1 C# R7 WGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
/ g x: o o4 ~8 \" _8 a+ Q% P# yCondi: Kofi? 5 A1 ?& ^1 G# z9 h8 i7 V1 Y, z
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? - `' }$ @" }1 c& ^
Condi: And call who? . b: K$ U' ~, v" h' H; i- r& q
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 8 W; U- h1 ^/ K" h0 V' _
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
1 K2 f, R2 c& I! YGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 0 V4 m) H; K0 s% B
Condi: Yes, sir.
# V1 e, ?/ R4 O7 \# aGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 6 u; L$ i+ k8 T8 T
Condi: Kofi. : \" `( I; j7 J. J
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. . s0 {; e7 ^: o* k$ [1 n8 D/ Q
(Condi picks up the phone.)
+ P l& |7 ]* u3 t7 n8 oCondi: Rice, here. 6 @% N8 T. L* ?
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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