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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? * B: b9 I- m* o
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
- z- p# D: y2 yGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. ' D, c: a: Z/ O9 h( K
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. * Y+ B K6 E8 m' m
George: That's what I want to know. - ^7 H) c0 i/ T! G. ~6 t7 V, ~
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. $ G+ {# q) H" D; ~ x: ?
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
3 V4 y) E7 A! J9 O8 @7 W$ s6 KCondi: Yes. ' b" }7 J0 X# w# W
George: I mean the fellow's name. . U' T( S ?4 i
Condi: Hu. * w. a2 o' o3 s; X* `1 U
George: The guy in China. " B% ~1 T) N9 X" O! c
Condi: Hu. 5 |- ^3 Z! h9 a6 A' H: P3 Q% d+ e) ^
George: The new leader of China.
# @) ~. E R) o% |/ PCondi: Hu.
; g* z# s6 b, [ Y% ~George: The Chinaman! - }/ K/ X8 A$ Z
Condi: Hu is leading China. 5 e2 Y0 e7 G+ x" w$ c0 U+ ] G! b
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
2 |9 [9 ?6 d/ TCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
+ S9 f( V2 b/ d* gGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
& K1 Z+ i: g5 aCondi: That's the man's name.
* |' e' L- _5 ]6 r! _* i/ tGeorge: That's who's name? ' H! _5 G% W8 n+ l/ z% S8 ]% P3 Z
Condi: Yes.
2 g* B# v( ~" V: L& DGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
( G4 X" t' L" ]/ J! J- ~Condi: Yes, sir.
' a2 o: M2 R* H* S( O* \ aGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
' J5 f: l$ R3 H& c, gCondi: That's correct. 9 \6 ]7 h) X3 p: z
George: Then who is in China?
2 a: S% b( S) D6 \' i0 h1 E( u0 rCondi: Yes, sir.
4 {- `1 x5 m& _$ zGeorge: Yassir is in China?
( G+ T- k! b% iCondi: No, sir. . X- x; ?" x% y
George: Then who is? * H, A" P0 v0 s; U
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 w% M7 F3 {, J1 OGeorge: Yassir? ( O$ J1 I4 A: ]
Condi: No, sir.
% P& M4 m9 j" X9 Q. l% z! U0 MGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. / |+ u# o0 [* l& P
Condi: Kofi? 4 x9 [* j! ^8 t( |) T# v/ t; S8 U) b
George: No, thanks.
) a+ ~# [) @& DCondi: You want Kofi? 1 H* J% \; K9 s) y1 n2 M# c
George: No. " l7 t8 h3 L7 t1 |
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
7 N! _% G3 c+ q0 ~& B+ t: CGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
/ v/ I; h2 r/ j5 r& j, i4 f: wCondi: Yes, sir.
0 b5 _, J& a/ S, P2 E" S) L) UGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. . K1 D# C" D7 X; {0 r8 Z
Condi: Kofi? # f, |* s" s2 v$ J
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
$ t* t A1 }: H4 c% @$ R9 U; lCondi: And call who? 3 |0 h/ X3 w6 @% i o m
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
0 V$ D0 O/ n+ R; q: r! `Condi: Hu is the guy in China. / o: `2 p/ p$ x& L
George: Will you stay out of China?! ; h/ W1 k8 ?* W& }
Condi: Yes, sir. 3 G5 v6 G3 `% D0 b8 }
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
7 y2 K6 C1 o( c5 ]. WCondi: Kofi.
. B8 A* h0 B% Y) e% y& m- x r) UGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 5 a$ w9 B* A0 u, K! ]. P
(Condi picks up the phone.) 7 b/ E/ H( ?5 M! N
Condi: Rice, here. , c: J- c. }& s2 D( g8 W: V, R
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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