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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 2 F$ M" S' P9 s3 @" Q
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
y4 {, l$ ~# `0 z4 ]1 k' f% LCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
% D1 _' t1 ^* r0 K( zGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
$ {" L' W& ^* o2 b) \" t5 ICondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 3 Y- w V g L2 m" z1 I
George: That's what I want to know.
/ P9 ~2 S; F1 ^1 u6 yCondi: That's what I'm telling you. t. K9 q# H. i% I
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 7 L0 j* H; ]2 b1 f7 A
Condi: Yes.
" t; g$ f" }: U9 oGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. ) m1 i d1 j. m1 P) u+ l* U
Condi: Hu.
1 D( {' r0 B. T C7 yGeorge: The guy in China.
; p2 g6 P1 h% i! e$ n: ]! CCondi: Hu.
/ U9 V. e7 e) f: \George: The new leader of China.
5 [+ X s( D. y2 c( k uCondi: Hu. 0 u6 L. j1 \4 M/ |! f
George: The Chinaman!
" q% _; B; W+ X- u: w: r2 xCondi: Hu is leading China. ' a- i4 ?% i( S9 J4 [& H# U
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
! b8 q) K% x: r* |' u* |Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. % P6 `- l* |) V4 ^+ L
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 6 k* g: Y2 W6 b% R y1 ]- r
Condi: That's the man's name. 2 j0 H2 c1 Q+ @( a' G
George: That's who's name?
! Y2 C5 i5 A L3 X( B# X6 BCondi: Yes. . K5 g6 G" G: Y6 q9 c8 @+ l
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
V& n8 V" C" F& T, `+ cCondi: Yes, sir.
. M9 J! C* \( c. y5 ?: z3 OGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
" ~$ T% G. S- y$ }9 M. RCondi: That's correct.
8 n. Z0 Z; ^ m* Y$ J }George: Then who is in China? ; I6 _+ Y7 F1 E' D# R
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 p+ I7 A3 L1 I4 i7 G
George: Yassir is in China?
5 X. `* y- q2 z2 `) Z sCondi: No, sir.
: c% t1 P: m' Z* gGeorge: Then who is?
& ]$ F) J) m# ACondi: Yes, sir. 5 M) x' [( L$ l; m1 h
George: Yassir?
8 d- z& q- j5 ^! s- [$ J: MCondi: No, sir. 5 v- ?6 \2 G. V8 o7 U6 I/ Z, K
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ' Y+ C$ D; Z* n& j3 v, {
Condi: Kofi? 6 V& C+ ?: h1 \9 J9 f0 i" y
George: No, thanks. 4 c c8 \; P6 \5 R: m1 f
Condi: You want Kofi?
/ _7 G3 ^" z( {6 ?George: No. 2 j' X! I1 k3 \! p5 h
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
* V- X9 N8 H, R& \) }3 A4 ~George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 7 h1 |( }2 k5 [- a
Condi: Yes, sir.
* _) k5 n( o4 g1 ?1 hGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
% N( i# u$ h) F. K# j! pCondi: Kofi?
/ K2 j' B0 w) y; F5 {6 {3 _George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 3 |( T8 h* q( T8 `
Condi: And call who? 8 l3 Z9 [3 Q# I
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? o& y1 F/ n* Y0 d$ U
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. - v7 T: u: A ?
George: Will you stay out of China?! ! v) |5 _" ^9 i* p5 y
Condi: Yes, sir.
0 ?" ?+ |1 l4 L0 G+ t- ZGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
$ K- l0 i9 v2 zCondi: Kofi.
I5 m7 u* w1 j h! @1 r4 TGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 6 k! Y+ I% p m3 x3 q5 U* {/ B
(Condi picks up the phone.) 0 J8 y9 h% W- R" o) s: Y/ j
Condi: Rice, here.
; \7 {' `: B1 O- ?! P eGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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