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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
2 e  `& ^9 `" P' BCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
8 V8 q1 Q$ E7 G8 W1 ]$ ]: eGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
# Y7 E3 m0 Z: m( J! rCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
& x. n% Q+ U5 }) r7 X/ E) _0 ~George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
% L4 d: A* ?3 G$ P" f1 ?George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
; A* P# W( k  [4 |' QGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
  u0 @* P# S- p. HCondi: Hu.
9 O5 A8 c' Q8 j2 _, x( X0 w- t% m0 c8 |George: The guy in China.
7 k; F2 D. B6 K* |$ e/ V; @5 VCondi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
8 u+ G8 }9 |7 t( nGeorge: That's who's name?
6 k- @# ]/ I7 D: \& v) h+ }: PCondi: Yes.
. H4 h' ^' k; g5 e7 X# i% q1 m0 QGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
$ P' c2 F$ u. RCondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
- r4 W- \  B( v, YCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
1 S0 H/ z+ g1 r, \$ Q9 \( g. H2 U: TCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 I* `# B$ B/ Y6 mGeorge: Yassir?
9 C$ C9 B/ e  j# k8 KCondi: No, sir.
4 V/ L, H$ y. S% eGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
* V' y, M* I! Q. r6 eGeorge: No.
: D* P, U, u% `9 C9 `Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
. w9 c6 G( I- ^( k4 E0 r% m. YCondi: Yes, sir.
- t" f" @# n( jGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
1 ]& y; d, q/ ^; u: a# w1 C" bCondi: Kofi?
& {8 `$ d/ u" s6 ~George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
% S$ H: D' Q5 p1 |7 R0 lCondi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
5 |3 b3 H/ R+ r0 I& YCondi: Kofi.
: v  J: \5 |! b& ?4 M1 SGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
8 V' K7 [/ X  @4 f, n4 x0 g5 t3 S5 LCondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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