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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 5 v, }1 {* a$ j0 v; g/ f& h
+ Q$ h5 A$ `3 d) }George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? # r( Z* d' C; Y4 f8 r5 X
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
5 J. M3 v1 K5 c' T. aGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. & y2 M$ G8 l3 Q" O+ m, I0 p0 m
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 7 F* d |6 o; z8 i) c
George: That's what I want to know.
0 K% d( {* ^' dCondi: That's what I'm telling you. % r3 ~3 G8 m ~/ S( h
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? " b' f; @6 n& }' e6 m1 g) N
Condi: Yes.
; b. W* r2 Y. z: MGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. ) T; z# L7 ^. G6 _* O) ^; Y
Condi: Hu. 0 A' ?# b& {; P1 k- \6 p' p
George: The guy in China. 9 k! [; z3 V: G" t; m
Condi: Hu. $ K/ R* \+ I! l* @
George: The new leader of China.
3 @/ W) p6 [; s# {7 O! JCondi: Hu.
; D2 i: `0 D! i) |' ~1 \George: The Chinaman!
! S6 \# {# j* H* YCondi: Hu is leading China.
/ I& E; ^8 B- R6 ?+ m3 i- m& P* iGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
0 y* X; E2 Q# ?/ P% ]4 OCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ( y5 D- J0 d$ o. Y" i
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
, w3 \4 `( w' f- pCondi: That's the man's name. 2 E- K1 i$ ]) p1 g
George: That's who's name?
0 b S- u c* N3 y5 o7 t" B3 _Condi: Yes. ( w" F) e3 R+ K6 X) ^7 z
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
" [3 i" C, @- G: ?3 a* DCondi: Yes, sir. 9 ^: y0 i, M) |& C
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
, e) X8 b# K m# GCondi: That's correct.
" z* D2 L* ^# OGeorge: Then who is in China?
1 \8 u: J% j8 s. c) P, L8 SCondi: Yes, sir.
% j8 G% e+ [ P' g) ^8 pGeorge: Yassir is in China?
+ |7 @8 e6 N/ A- TCondi: No, sir. 5 |8 O. Z7 h8 T9 T: G& `/ T3 i' C+ {
George: Then who is? ) J' L0 z# S) b
Condi: Yes, sir.
! S$ S; c( T: X: n! G% G+ _' oGeorge: Yassir? 1 r9 U2 n$ Q8 _9 J t9 p
Condi: No, sir. 4 ~ F" }: {- V) U! V8 X
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
: s; Y0 i/ _ X1 q8 c: |+ YCondi: Kofi? 5 Y6 i# |" U9 {. H, a
George: No, thanks.
! D7 k R2 ], bCondi: You want Kofi?
$ @$ Y2 i N- O' @George: No. x5 O; D y# O
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
; S* J, r" v, ?1 CGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
8 X" r t$ E6 }, ZCondi: Yes, sir.
: M. ]5 L9 W8 CGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ; n9 B, K2 y$ C! H6 @
Condi: Kofi? / o( J. v9 z; t, r- v
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
5 o: h) [ t( q" w. V* |7 g M0 NCondi: And call who? " Y, M( e: h/ L" Z8 `0 d# W0 G
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 1 K2 s% Z8 C! O+ a6 P. m. X* O' Z
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ) l6 G% L2 n4 `$ h5 B5 Q
George: Will you stay out of China?!
. c/ ^5 j- A9 M+ e! B% j7 CCondi: Yes, sir.
; G) L$ K/ ?+ X- R- P0 LGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 6 B6 i$ B3 `$ F" W6 r) g6 m
Condi: Kofi. ! v+ r+ U3 s4 D
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 0 B" c# a, C# v e6 s. q1 L- Z5 ~) D3 A
(Condi picks up the phone.)
) H' r7 ^, D% |& _4 c4 gCondi: Rice, here. 9 s) i7 O$ M" H& X5 D: r& d4 C5 A
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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