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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 3 i- o$ s; ]9 I3 W3 C# H& z4 v
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 7 T! b9 n0 K- ?; O+ t$ y( B
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
( r4 f ^: Y+ u0 `* B/ nGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
, E( J) Q I& E$ uCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
$ b; t) v3 O. C( c+ S f8 UGeorge: That's what I want to know. w9 |" l- S$ }+ [/ f: z! s; A* l
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. . V1 q! n0 ]# x! f
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? $ K) `1 s- q6 T! u; c, u3 r
Condi: Yes.
9 U0 ]1 F* I" r& {George: I mean the fellow's name.
5 l- t! ]# C* X+ ], A$ i* Q' FCondi: Hu.
3 G+ Z) L5 {/ _: bGeorge: The guy in China. 7 s* [6 Z7 r8 n8 \. J* \
Condi: Hu. s3 S" W- a. F+ `5 G0 }8 |
George: The new leader of China. - D- `) t3 k, N# P' y8 |) c" V0 x
Condi: Hu.
$ W6 ? R/ o3 ?* NGeorge: The Chinaman!
( v! F) [5 T O( E. Z: VCondi: Hu is leading China.
! t/ ^ }" C# f, X* n8 PGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 2 k$ L C9 Q; z* L
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ; S4 ?' e4 G- |, r
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
1 @. R Q$ s/ ~9 ACondi: That's the man's name. 2 s* e' S0 f ?6 ~9 q" |; V7 m; g: ~
George: That's who's name?
t# K) K6 l- Z9 t) ~ E* \Condi: Yes. . w( N* E) m; F* n
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
' Y" s3 m! w+ ~% U; H7 |& vCondi: Yes, sir.
f& a( q) t. |. A( L& P; j1 f' g/ tGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
5 V& J5 ~: U& U/ }Condi: That's correct. ' @ q. [- ?! }7 M, S; S2 W2 k
George: Then who is in China?
& d3 ^ K P4 j/ `Condi: Yes, sir.
0 [' i# ^3 K x! h$ n1 j7 p% RGeorge: Yassir is in China?
2 h7 C5 k) v H# sCondi: No, sir. 4 L U. L" B. Z5 f) @
George: Then who is?
" O k$ i- K" A6 j( ICondi: Yes, sir. / f- }$ l r: i
George: Yassir? ! M" S, o6 G. P. m5 e: z
Condi: No, sir. * l& @2 g& u$ z2 R# h5 o) I
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ( O7 X( m& Q7 K9 e
Condi: Kofi? ! X K1 M9 _- x- E; m( d0 X
George: No, thanks.
& `1 ^/ V2 X2 G6 Q4 a/ [1 ?Condi: You want Kofi?
- \! s% W! d* j% Z4 aGeorge: No. , {1 H7 v! O+ a! [) S: f( D, {6 u
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
- V( g, @+ |- {+ _George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
/ q9 c' \: \- A) ]Condi: Yes, sir. # Q/ O0 X n0 I$ m4 O7 g
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ; d! q' P( R+ h6 d: L* e
Condi: Kofi?
1 [. n+ C! H/ p7 F4 O: iGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? . n. V6 C3 G9 R4 i: T3 P; B
Condi: And call who? # l6 a1 H7 ?/ z* a/ A4 K0 \$ W4 f
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ' E h0 d5 b4 t: W* m: J' {
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
; F6 D$ [& F. W9 ` U* Y8 I& oGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
% R$ K: r( d1 ?! z% [Condi: Yes, sir.
5 f* p: u5 e' o4 ZGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 4 p% K: r7 s2 k5 j9 s9 k
Condi: Kofi.
' Z: ?, e4 ~) ]& v% z# e$ U# wGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. , D# V. R k8 R( U
(Condi picks up the phone.) ' Y" r3 I9 q# r O
Condi: Rice, here.
/ K: k6 P& Q5 v* D- kGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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