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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ) `2 @8 ]7 X) s2 I( `+ |' }$ k$ O8 s
& g5 N( Q: Y+ i. C1 ]1 Z' }, H: VGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 5 \2 W( P* h' m: l+ ]8 O2 x0 r
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. : P% a' @/ n- B2 C
George: Great. Lay it on me. 4 u H, O: s0 b! J
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
" V' ~, P# P6 p+ e7 L' fGeorge: That's what I want to know. 1 S3 y5 J) @% { B7 s
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
) @% q* a8 M2 p! ^George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
: t J+ V4 h# V' Z" UCondi: Yes. 4 |2 m) F7 r' _7 m
George: I mean the fellow's name.
5 E$ P# k9 T0 T" GCondi: Hu.
9 z1 ^* ^! k$ J' x$ L VGeorge: The guy in China. ( W4 T5 C8 r, v0 A+ g
Condi: Hu.
6 q6 \- r( b7 Z: \, R$ C; s6 ZGeorge: The new leader of China.
' q* S- B! ?8 G8 @Condi: Hu. 6 F, [4 u# d3 \* j
George: The Chinaman!
9 U* g) i# x* G% ~" bCondi: Hu is leading China.
; q! s' r! F2 P" n, W F0 }George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ( C( b$ M* A( @- w6 h' U: b! Q6 K
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. & F3 ?! F' h, e. Z Z
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" i: V$ j6 Q( }( oCondi: That's the man's name. & }' X$ [ T" X7 _
George: That's who's name?
; b, \6 o" V$ x" HCondi: Yes.
* z6 d" I) [' ]2 Z7 c; H( n. sGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
0 w+ h9 n5 c: TCondi: Yes, sir.
! C! S0 p. O5 U+ E$ _George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
3 t. a' E+ J- \. C. j+ `/ ZCondi: That's correct. : U# \+ l( s, Z d- o/ l2 u% V: \
George: Then who is in China?
2 T0 _/ x8 P+ N; E2 G7 l7 ^Condi: Yes, sir.
$ G* R! A T; Z5 F; j4 i/ JGeorge: Yassir is in China? ' }4 k* m1 a7 ^
Condi: No, sir.
$ N L2 L8 Q! w4 ]" ?! m4 GGeorge: Then who is?
% K* }6 B+ z0 b4 v6 i' N* e1 G9 L: oCondi: Yes, sir. ! k/ \% y6 z* W5 r3 I" A* d+ {: n ]
George: Yassir? + q2 a0 j/ L4 U2 G6 ?
Condi: No, sir.
: q. ]9 }, \) h" f2 [' A7 _* @George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 3 E) ]1 P: }/ ?* y; |$ M" ~
Condi: Kofi?
* m5 u2 U0 }# y# l% e+ bGeorge: No, thanks.
- @- `3 t; f5 H7 d: oCondi: You want Kofi? 1 ^$ {- k- C+ H9 E: E: }! f
George: No. ; l1 e7 l/ l: |9 o, ?( U
Condi: You don't want Kofi. ! b+ d0 g+ ]! r: e1 q
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. : }1 O' e2 @$ p; R7 e5 B/ I
Condi: Yes, sir.
5 E9 y3 W: T4 R1 g* m; m# HGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. - q3 w+ E" X- b
Condi: Kofi?
7 z2 \* Y6 j" Y- ]- G1 |. ?George: Milk! Will you please make the call? + [- [5 |4 P8 g& X, D
Condi: And call who? 2 @0 J4 L* t) Z1 w) h
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? . O7 O$ P4 ]; q7 J; d0 `7 h! |
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
7 ^# l' j( i+ A/ ^! ]" CGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
$ a4 @1 C8 `6 U& P% yCondi: Yes, sir.
8 ]' Y. v& c* E: m+ L) ^4 TGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ) n r$ n" V' ~8 \% g
Condi: Kofi. ' Z L- m; E+ i9 g
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
* o* Z$ Y* I: X! W1 L& A(Condi picks up the phone.)
- J# ~1 m2 `7 l: ]Condi: Rice, here. * H& @3 Y* \1 U! E% s
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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