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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? $ k6 j) c% b: A4 x! G
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
$ O/ `1 G* O8 x5 ~( k: c7 n1 EGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. " T) J! p* X" T5 M- F- O2 P
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
% B0 x2 G/ V6 S% |9 d/ }# V8 ^* SGeorge: That's what I want to know. . C, a b8 A, m! r k( E) H8 J
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
{+ n, e) V2 C4 U( j0 M! z [: hGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? / M9 X6 y5 x( s' D- u2 W, j
Condi: Yes.
$ g1 y, M0 m& ZGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
5 p3 L* p2 {3 w5 Z+ i( ]Condi: Hu.
' J3 F u: i( R0 Z; c: W: F/ g7 KGeorge: The guy in China. & K/ p9 K6 P" D' s% s {+ p
Condi: Hu. : \5 j" O+ E" p; M$ j2 W$ \
George: The new leader of China. 1 z- ~' P& J$ F$ \3 |& k
Condi: Hu. / E" t. J# ?1 k) C
George: The Chinaman! 5 C: i8 O4 }3 {6 i/ O9 Q2 C
Condi: Hu is leading China. # K4 ]3 Q% e5 L( U+ w- I2 G q
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
/ g6 K; K. [& r) p/ _% JCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ( H$ \! b3 b/ c3 Y1 N7 d
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 8 r' D0 J* O z" A D# |
Condi: That's the man's name.
+ v/ X/ O4 z/ eGeorge: That's who's name? 4 `3 W3 ^% d. Q: j! [/ f" d
Condi: Yes.
+ M1 m$ \ o; s9 YGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
8 z5 _' ^- F* s2 U9 ACondi: Yes, sir.
1 _) p+ b/ {( U9 Z8 @9 e7 Y# hGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
5 W$ O5 i- I( I0 r; JCondi: That's correct.
8 f( l( e" m5 Y3 AGeorge: Then who is in China?
+ m( h6 ^+ h0 t cCondi: Yes, sir. ! h' ]) G, @- R% [$ @
George: Yassir is in China?
. J0 p; k% }; tCondi: No, sir.
3 U2 K! Z, s$ V. _) @George: Then who is?
) V' Q# M" p- T. RCondi: Yes, sir. ; K6 k! X- u q! ?5 j# N$ _
George: Yassir?
8 u5 o) ]9 Z% c3 n9 {$ I+ @ tCondi: No, sir. 4 \2 w2 s% B) Y6 I! ?6 F
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
/ |* ~4 F: u7 `6 i( J( M% lCondi: Kofi? ; W7 G6 W& L! x% S$ n9 s1 }7 v
George: No, thanks. * ~3 R0 }3 L6 [3 X+ ~0 c
Condi: You want Kofi?
: |# v: o3 x; D: i6 [) A9 R. OGeorge: No. 9 G9 Q' c6 ?0 s: P+ Y; N
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
7 P' _$ M8 ^" s# R' b4 o XGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
0 |# y1 H) {. Z7 v6 z- }$ lCondi: Yes, sir. . }" h+ W8 x9 ~
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ) W* D) N- z0 U& p; }+ S/ _
Condi: Kofi?
4 v7 p3 \, F5 g oGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
X6 p2 D$ z( \Condi: And call who? 5 }% c- G9 n' T# G* `
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? : e5 K W8 D' `+ H1 B+ ~) K
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. , o; d8 y0 }1 _2 ~
George: Will you stay out of China?! 2 k5 u; l& L, y R$ p
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ Q% D4 n3 ], R3 P; SGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 3 Q& R& O0 r* R g9 n
Condi: Kofi. 2 U- |+ K9 {; p6 a
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
6 R" T2 a- V( O(Condi picks up the phone.)
/ D" {! g6 u1 LCondi: Rice, here. 0 v( o/ k3 V/ D/ M8 B
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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