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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 4 S$ Y6 T: z" E5 y
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
! P- M0 y0 [; F7 X/ [George: Great. Lay it on me. 3 q/ d ?- c- H" q) W
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 6 C3 R0 Z8 t6 J
George: That's what I want to know.
! \4 l; g0 s7 f; p8 }Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 0 u% b* `; l! o- J7 J
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 7 g; U d4 H9 c9 r0 ]
Condi: Yes. * s: G, _! |3 A* j! Z3 I4 I
George: I mean the fellow's name. / n9 }% O( W1 N) S4 I& s q6 R
Condi: Hu.
1 r r9 R& e) ]; b9 m, i4 W8 QGeorge: The guy in China. 3 R/ U( ~ m' G+ M
Condi: Hu. . |, z. H( n" v; b+ L
George: The new leader of China.
, `: _) q/ x* W* O, F9 f. x1 lCondi: Hu. 5 x% r; L- D6 H0 C3 a- A1 P
George: The Chinaman! # [- s& a$ f# J H) E# I- M
Condi: Hu is leading China. 4 w6 i6 l, [9 a6 O$ N
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? + j) V8 t H, |' h
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. - @9 h- O/ y# p/ g$ }- K1 H" j4 w
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? & s! k) |8 |- S% f
Condi: That's the man's name.
! U2 c2 j8 |( ^George: That's who's name?
6 _% t# k: a; u( PCondi: Yes.
, J, B9 D2 W5 T; ?7 OGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
( p2 j, O, Z9 H* r0 WCondi: Yes, sir.
0 A0 `. ]4 ?6 y7 RGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
* d+ m4 s. I9 x( T" u1 C# XCondi: That's correct. 8 U5 i8 h; Q- O5 l$ c! x9 ^: r
George: Then who is in China?
W. x3 O, _5 h: E6 X* @Condi: Yes, sir. - K3 w) b; w1 O2 D( \' c2 Z
George: Yassir is in China? # s: k, J$ v6 ? K* ~' n4 \
Condi: No, sir. # {5 d- ]" h J$ D# ]: n
George: Then who is? 7 J$ @. d5 b+ G6 C/ {+ W2 q; |
Condi: Yes, sir. , q5 u3 a7 b [* N: z
George: Yassir?
" ]; x- Y& D- E6 m+ g7 L; vCondi: No, sir.
4 E6 t( F1 i" b0 X4 e/ Z |, HGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. $ F3 i& o. G1 G! G
Condi: Kofi?
- L6 `! ^: { Y7 `' x8 v% eGeorge: No, thanks. 9 [' d2 V2 [1 f9 W9 a$ }9 z5 \
Condi: You want Kofi?
$ Y* B5 I" Z# {6 I) G" w6 gGeorge: No.
l+ p9 k/ f8 m8 [+ H; Z# q; d7 x' OCondi: You don't want Kofi.
# u- O0 t) b- m' @George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. - J) ?5 c$ b( b% T& u! k/ t' ?
Condi: Yes, sir. . N1 q9 |6 g. X! C
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ! m6 ~; b, f4 G" |/ z# S* C* ^
Condi: Kofi?
2 p1 S1 i! g( _6 U6 l/ Z% XGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
; m0 W3 N' @6 r9 D! |4 ]+ M8 m3 R* sCondi: And call who? ; D- E8 @9 _9 I7 ~
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ! {' E z% u w8 N5 ?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
4 K2 w' k$ t+ V2 dGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
* P+ ]4 E* B( t8 _( p' KCondi: Yes, sir.
: }- K4 N/ G3 V8 W* qGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. # j! a/ S8 C+ ~1 ^
Condi: Kofi.
' ~6 E0 l, _& A" I6 |, ZGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
. L! j- N3 W l(Condi picks up the phone.) 0 a. r. ] L* \
Condi: Rice, here.
7 S5 r: f6 J6 Z- uGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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