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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - k, d. ~6 F0 _" y& I8 j$ O! ?# T
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 4 @! `9 [/ S# d8 D5 `
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ! s9 V0 T0 n# f
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. " [; G4 m" v4 }7 f9 v7 M
, o9 p0 h/ a6 W: M6 M8 _A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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