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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ' a" ?- x; t2 Q% F9 `* O1 N
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 5 ^6 I* l- ^6 ?' g) F! K( N
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. y9 M( x1 ~8 I! s! O
& \8 j2 V9 R" ]* }When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 9 X _+ s; P* E% K" S4 T
/ u. q4 a/ Y4 _0 R7 |If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ! H6 b/ d( D8 A _* C
2 C- j" F; x H% b. ?, ~2 XOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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