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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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5 x8 q8 L: E( n9 w3 q0 {0 J$ ATrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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, E9 S( k& c4 l FToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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& X' ]. P& Z4 U u6 x: y* t3 z# bWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. / j0 X' E& o5 I
: P# i, P! d9 T0 J* P. TIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ) e4 d: J, a* e+ Q# \7 N
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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