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# E' }/ X" ^3 X' A; ?6 {0 |* E" @Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 3 c8 x" F- y) c! @9 r
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 1 Q0 U8 {$ `- q) Q% ^! j
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. / r3 r4 x2 }( Q( X
/ E6 s& `8 a" {# ?When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ( `* N% M% m$ A4 P& a
$ }" P* m {3 z- ^' t+ `% z4 iOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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# k( _3 p9 H' b, MA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ; a( k) p% `& s$ `4 j
3 t! @2 U" g0 z1 T0 k$ V3 O- sMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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