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$ }4 n# f& I I! E8 T( n$ CWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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9 ^- ~, Y* }2 n( m, FToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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; a1 C, R- u0 `+ g3 Q& jWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 9 ?( o- V3 G% \: \& S8 ^# q" p
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ( j" H7 z# h0 ^! D' S) A
8 ^' L0 g6 G0 r: dOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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- \3 Z1 U' O7 j' k. n0 |: KA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. " V: B7 Z- M( t7 p1 L
1 ^# O/ ?7 v5 P2 XMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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