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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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, h7 Y& A ]- W- _, z# w$ a X5 eWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ) z2 y% l" o ?
6 H! @+ }5 Q" s2 u0 {5 mTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. + d6 r& _( a4 M! M+ U* k
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 9 `- x, k! ]$ R& y+ a' q9 v2 k6 \! }
- x; p ?6 P0 d$ n. AOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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