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: |3 Z, i1 ? Q. p9 x+ \+ GWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 0 I/ { P$ B4 f1 q2 u* C. ^! q$ |( p& S
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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' ]* y& a8 S5 ]5 \9 `7 x) ZToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. " _2 _" q! h5 K5 ~: Z6 y4 D
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. : o0 P2 b) c, e( x( \
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. + N; T, O+ V9 C: a
" U. E6 {* P/ p' n& ?A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. : Y& P S' M& n7 I
+ t2 h2 O4 x8 b' @5 S# GMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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