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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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3 h0 s; V( P8 P0 R* E) pTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 0 ~% G0 x+ t. x x1 F
' G2 }- g1 x$ ^7 c2 E: A4 o) tWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. / k ~, Z- |/ r; l l
) s/ z6 |3 M9 R9 `4 bIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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& y- Y5 {8 F! Y. L _On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. , `& p$ g) w+ [ Y
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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