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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?6 T4 t3 ?2 i, T- `
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.9 q# P; X1 [: E9 ?
When you are done you will have a place to live.9 x4 C8 ^( m; \1 _1 K' D7 [$ Y
+ _ J( L9 j% ?9 sQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband? ~9 q+ A# r8 i
A: Tell him you're pregnant.5 ?* l/ e3 [# k. C5 d" E
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
, R0 Q) [& L, h! N$ aA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
1 x; |/ B( s" U3 jA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
2 }8 ?4 m, c+ U2 {A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.7 j3 x1 z) ?+ {6 P1 H; u2 {
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?% ~2 G" e8 t- R: v/ W
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.9 N( ^5 A1 v* c# x3 p
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?; O8 R. l" _' S9 P2 G# U( A/ e( G1 {
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
% v9 |/ L0 g, ~& `# [A: "I remember these." |
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