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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?- c8 l) ` h$ }. N( D8 v
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.* B: W1 i* P6 n, [( c2 V
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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/ p/ y; ~1 a& NQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
% |- y- c* T5 z! k1 P. {A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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5 X; |- } W# ~& \Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?, A5 E2 D( N* C$ l; |$ v
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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0 s+ \& N7 |' ?Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?+ E) p5 u3 @# c- F3 e/ K5 t/ Q% S
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.$ N' K3 D( U3 q/ M/ {# r$ X( M: n
- e) W. S3 F9 `- [7 Q' RQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
0 @ E8 {( z; r8 b! i4 |% BA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.+ \. `3 P( a9 G
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
o# ]# u2 v X1 ]A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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' u l/ t' V% G2 kQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
% z+ k6 I+ F, P. T3 [A: Their foreheads./ z9 {! } |; y1 \, r
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
; A4 Z; \' z& tA: "I remember these." |
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