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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?+ p$ [4 M: ^* ^. m
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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1 j" M4 |1 } W5 |$ T$ n! [Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?& ~0 H; l6 R5 z+ Y
A: Tell him you're pregnant.0 U" W" v% C& n/ z+ W. _
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?4 h* U! b0 y4 t; s
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.' M1 T" q' s$ v; [. |
. B4 s* Y( X5 u) U$ bQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?1 S4 N. {+ N7 U. d% F" x
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.8 H* X m$ X: T. M9 ^
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?0 h" `( x! n6 G. c$ I
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
% D7 x6 V! Y- ~( b* R# k. N9 DA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.0 |; @0 |2 H) v! k" G1 @# S; U
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?/ W2 y( {1 a# q( q6 i( `2 @
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?5 k+ _7 j4 R' z% Z* L' e
A: "I remember these." |
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