Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

, m3 u2 q+ q" O! YQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
7 n" a3 S" d4 }! b& xA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
  c2 V9 p7 H2 G6 dA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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- L0 U8 I8 d  Q# aQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
% R) F$ @- Q& ?# `$ d% _2 h5 l. iA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

# \$ |' Z  _5 UQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
* O& d# B5 _" m( H) o$ o4 aA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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