Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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, G* x& I0 i5 A+ b# q! JQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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3 e! T2 e9 ^0 \Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
2 [3 `. d+ m+ ^# M% m9 |A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
/ x% z( M) i. I2 o: ?A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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# N7 p$ f. u# p- {. vQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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' j9 ]" m2 Z, Y1 R- YQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
9 {" K  Z* a; B( |4 t4 P0 c/ @A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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