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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?6 B7 I( _8 H5 |. z
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
" K& b [0 V- a& C. W/ }& |0 n When you are done you will have a place to live.
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2 z k. l5 ?8 j8 ], xQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
% ] M! ~0 L( _2 C/ t& |2 j' BA: Tell him you're pregnant.9 [8 b% m/ H) Z4 {, x! h) M
" g& I5 C2 E- e' U4 P3 j. \Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?: d" v2 L' I" h" a
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.3 f2 j$ U/ O1 S# G
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
1 ~* N4 b0 q$ L. a' |" }A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.+ ^' s: T* r/ S! j
6 Z8 E6 {6 p. a0 j0 r& nQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
$ Y/ m: [) T9 O0 u6 q5 Z) dA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.5 n0 i8 N' E+ {; ?* l$ u
4 o0 U0 C+ B5 i+ N( rQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?. d- O& x' y9 D, J7 s) L' J8 C# [
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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# J/ D4 L1 r4 PQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?0 Y Z0 W5 L9 N" R* \! T
A: Their foreheads.2 t6 c }6 H& c7 B, q2 ^% \
5 o" C5 Q$ \" n, Q; rQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
4 g8 y3 i3 X5 E+ P3 AA: "I remember these." |
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