Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
7 f6 {7 a4 Q- y& X9 ^7 T, _! wA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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0 m, [$ Q# h( |0 G/ Y, w$ pQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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( N6 Z8 r4 Z# `0 w) b- JQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
& M- U( ]3 ?8 B: Q5 G; _2 ~5 SA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
+ I- c; r8 G) [1 N0 M- k0 s5 aA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
) B3 q3 K6 K. eA: Their foreheads.

" H' G- g( f: a+ w1 H* n" OQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
; H& |3 c0 V. R6 mA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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