Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
. q+ n! o2 \% q+ tA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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5 V' T6 j1 U7 IQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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5 G4 N# r" @- A) d& a  IQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
/ F5 y; s0 x5 R; ^A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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% B( J: G5 V# l* NQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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