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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
. q+ n! o2 \% q+ tA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
2 J8 c; G$ f' K6 [( `% q When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?# B5 J4 B, \5 j% n8 A7 `4 a8 W4 F
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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5 V' T6 j1 U7 IQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?: k8 F3 w% ~5 [; e
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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5 G4 N# r" @- A) d& a IQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
/ F5 y; s0 x5 R; ^A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?# l0 T/ |' |. a( {
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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% B( J: G5 V# l* NQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?/ c& I% e1 ?. v9 Z0 ~, a
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?& v% R. ^) L' {# ^7 i1 _8 a
A: Their foreheads.4 f: I R0 ]6 Z' M( W9 b+ P0 O+ C1 g
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?: X0 d5 `- q! a% j) A- G
A: "I remember these." |
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