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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?1 P; U/ s. Z( m: E, {
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement., r- m& P3 m0 {8 Y. M" Y
When you are done you will have a place to live.& r8 ^3 p. | h4 n" {# _* n
, m3 u2 q+ q" O! YQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
7 n" a3 S" d4 }! b& xA: Tell him you're pregnant.; x+ _5 r9 ?$ Q
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?0 g. {4 o& g+ _( k3 T3 g; l
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
c2 V9 p7 H2 G6 dA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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- L0 U8 I8 d Q# aQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
% R) F$ @- Q& ?# `$ d% _2 h5 l. iA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.3 e8 c) H, v/ z& @1 J; y3 J
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?$ [4 H: s! W- O* I
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.; [& w2 c, i3 j" n
# \$ |' Z _5 UQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
* O& d# B5 _" m( H) o$ o4 aA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?5 I/ L' ~8 X* Z2 O! |# X* p4 ]
A: "I remember these." |
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