Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
; D  C  R* |# @3 X: h# P+ m     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
( L* t) F7 p4 ~4 j0 n/ V; qA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
/ @. I9 ^& Q- c" v8 `1 ~A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

; T% _4 }2 J  S- A; dQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
$ m+ P( D2 |6 g* m2 g3 [A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

$ S9 ?1 z4 }2 t- |0 `# UQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
( B& w# ?2 t8 g& [0 P' K3 [A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
8 [% w$ a* G& a3 g- j  v0 RA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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