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| (1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 6 X6 `3 l4 F: P5 O2 \3 q' G
 / {+ c3 l. Q+ q5 n# z! L5 B(2) Five Minutes:    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.3 L* v. ?5 w6 q2 J! K
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 (3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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 $ n: E& I; T7 R* U5 v! B  H(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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 # |! J5 l) T5 s) T0 i" @0 I(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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 ; L# q" @. B% `; p2 E) o! g(6) That's Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  7 R' t5 m4 N* L3 z8 y
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 (7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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 (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!6 o7 R% t! E5 z5 {7 L
 
 9 `# C  }, R& M(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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