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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. , m& ~/ J, {8 \( Z7 P
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”# ?, H4 B `4 r) K
1 n5 N3 \( O M”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”( H) q; s6 }: J z; d4 F4 M# X y
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" j* f2 Z$ w1 V3 Z1 k" ~) m s% D- cThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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