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7 s+ g5 r; s! GTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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% s. G* I% k6 L9 w) gJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”% Y: n7 M* F* D [
2 ` v5 `8 W4 Z: f$ o( SAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”. }" w) {- C, { @0 F4 Z5 v3 n0 T3 D
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today/ G' O5 @, @7 j* r6 Q
; p+ Q2 K2 Q6 W# }+ y* M[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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