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Bad Relationship
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3 N, P( m$ X0 v% p' Q. t! NTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 2 m! C* e6 x% r6 Q' ^. T
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”& G8 _" F( v" |1 c+ K4 z
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today3 Z9 d, \. o& L4 f1 ~- V4 B; L6 S
8 ~5 P- c6 V* Y4 J[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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