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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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7 P) M- m2 Z3 C& e3 |) A" QJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”3 \% J8 ^/ [: n) G( I8 n
# Q1 y% z8 H. B# e! @And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”5 t! B: \5 Z- a+ S- Y" v% ?9 b
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today0 j. \) k4 I' V2 ]+ R; c/ f4 |
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