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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”7 r6 }) Q8 ]$ L: D0 A& D" d( j
% P7 v' y3 k6 U+ j% |”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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! y4 g. M: L' h. tThe scale says: Sorry, no change today1 H2 r: T3 x5 ?
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