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- S }# u& O$ ^( a1 P" oTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. + q" c4 r8 T- h8 ~
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”' O6 d7 ^6 ^5 J- C g
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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- |- v; C1 G, l) N& W”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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1 T" K+ @" M: mThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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