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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .- u1 d* `* M8 y/ Q% t; {; `& A
MARIA: Here it is.- o: k6 g3 ]+ H) U& \
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?" H5 O/ {8 m# j2 Q) ^& Y
CLASS: Maria.
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1 C. y6 j% G7 H+ XTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 H( b, T/ h2 T, K7 uJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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. y2 ]2 l; y5 F7 \6 e% cTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'3 ]9 a1 Q) O% E7 B' E) u$ ^& Z
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- ^+ L/ Y/ Q, yTEACHER: No, that's wrong
( L, {- v% Y- T) BGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 ^' c) p$ s3 m8 j$ Z
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& B% h" W# R6 }7 x( _TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) U- a$ P( m% h/ |, q
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.% [, ]% r2 u+ _- w1 g( M1 L9 M
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
! _* T9 I: g! g- {/ L4 i' `DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: o3 q, V# u3 t2 ]
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: _, O5 y0 D% h8 N6 M4 eTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.+ @9 I- u; `) Q9 I3 X% |" G
WINNIE: Me!# o0 ?4 T L8 ~+ N
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" j: W/ M3 S+ M. c# E( w2 KTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?' ?, Y" a: o% ?$ @
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) Z2 x0 l% L1 |& j% X8 @2 M- ]TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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4 Y$ Q3 ]# w) N [1 LTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* Y6 n: X9 _2 R( |/ aMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: a( c( [* [, u3 jLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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2 a. R2 ]( { q1 g7 v3 fTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
s7 x: a* s; h- R4 hSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 Y3 n# J9 I2 Y3 M( s' [9 z( R8 {TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 I) P# N7 a/ r P2 G# c) O6 JCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?: Y! K+ u( m, }5 h
HAROLD: A teacher
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