Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
9 b; g/ J3 M/ C0 tTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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+ [0 r* h) s: p- F, gTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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8 v, s0 L( X9 |1 VGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; j: m$ W5 F: c5 X4 _TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( g5 T' S; [5 I5 n+ l3 b6 Q( q) @DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
: O) N2 ]% ]) x& ETEACHER:  What are you talking about?
( [* _  G9 a" }6 e3 pDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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2 V) d$ r! k! J; g; E, nTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
7 j1 ^" F- B, S( ]9 T& O3 ]TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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& ^$ \* h9 u, Y% x1 jTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: ~0 `! d  ]; UTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)