Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
1 I# X9 d2 A$ N% N: H" v. B: V# nMARIA:       Here it is.
* C, n& M, V" E. jTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
1 C; n/ j# W% O  qCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 q6 O3 c& D6 r! s- }, l! G# W# P5 p& }JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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; U1 B6 E* w2 `  wTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
  X" y  x6 y: VTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
0 ~" u$ @+ Z" g' |: a; U5 ~8 Z+ @TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ i; `$ d2 q9 z6 |" J0 M) YTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# Z: \+ s; ^* [  v) p. I& yWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
0 t& s+ H; z- @/ f% DMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
& s# n" v6 b: ^( A3 JMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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* S8 U1 _3 G( Q- [& D* v  z. aTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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4 [$ }9 m7 A3 d  `2 q  wTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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; B3 f4 {! j: A( i# X9 PTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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kensu

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)