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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?7 w; b* ^3 |4 t$ j: s# q' R+ `
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
{/ T+ ?1 {' E2 w5 G wJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# m9 u4 c. {0 w6 t: f$ uGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'' ]0 B9 V0 a* | {2 ] o9 `
TEACHER: No, that's wrong1 v* Z6 X! {4 d
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.2 H( L% D9 K* r9 Q. {# X+ o0 N
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5 n2 m4 L, e( P: A4 h* gTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' w& t# K% `$ M; ^3 S) I# aDONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 d3 j8 y* L9 N, ]* v
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
8 N4 E8 R% L0 d" CDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.& f; E4 q0 m5 D3 e) t: R/ k2 _
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9 r2 N. V$ }7 s. k. J. R( s( bTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# @: H8 w" a2 O) aWINNIE: Me!
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$ n/ ?, N) `0 `! s, }3 rTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?0 v/ t) G* k, P, L6 y3 E
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are./ w/ E: n! t; ]. E1 x+ A
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$ h. p/ \2 O. m- G, h4 ^; OTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
0 Z( `9 a4 j" `MILLIE: I is..
) T+ n9 _! {3 `. I8 gTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
; b9 p# d% ?4 e# TMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% q* l# F$ l$ y: v9 i4 |9 [LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 5 O3 b- L. L& E' O' O! o) S0 p
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# g/ S4 W9 S3 JSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 j' H$ O+ Y) G/ D1 E* g1 fTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 f5 |7 O, A6 p4 i; t* _7 c# J7 Z, XCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& r% _, O R" n4 _! d! |
HAROLD: A teacher
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