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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 n# b1 P8 H+ ^+ ~: F
MARIA: Here it is.
' N% t$ t$ F% y0 yTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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0 Y9 E& v% O& k {TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' Q; g! A/ n- R! {4 q, Q
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.3 F A2 x1 \) D- o+ Z; m0 f
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R4 m1 ?+ f3 R# B. m ATEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* |4 T: n% ?. E7 s( X2 bGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" |: g1 b) Q$ U& ?9 |6 P* e8 m: f; zTEACHER: No, that's wrong
- t+ X( [' c5 I1 n& ]$ FGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.; c* S/ V' H& W- L- T* J
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 Y! k9 m7 F$ k: ?. u8 rDONALD: H I J K L M N O.# \+ j5 _! C; A* s( c) W
TEACHER: What are you talking about?! K) F0 ^4 ]4 [7 \3 f, R* U& H
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.3 m2 _5 y, k2 E' E, b, z; F
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.3 f6 \7 G. C( B, F/ E* N/ |0 l7 ]: u4 ~
WINNIE: Me!8 M/ W1 J$ g8 w! q0 _0 s
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?+ R# e% C1 Y& B% P' s$ X2 U! b
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' f) l$ a5 m; ?' e) A2 }MILLIE: I is.." ^/ G* i* j5 z+ d% R' K' ]
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'3 R m* m1 J) c* Z
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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! `% R) o% I9 v; u. STEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% F2 n' N( ^# [; v3 |8 y% k( qLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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F$ ]- q: R" W7 [* sTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 b" p# S, ]' x$ N& `3 JSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?% |$ Q5 F8 A5 s+ W
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: m# }& T6 ^6 Z. T% e* |
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8 \; i* V& w. b* Q" ETEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 \7 p6 y! Y& m( T
HAROLD: A teacher
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