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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .* z/ `" m& F$ {: @
MARIA: Here it is.
& ^/ E/ z& c& hTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?3 C$ V3 t" N6 }1 p( U- o
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; |0 b2 ~6 i9 z6 F) o G$ G7 H
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( s7 g1 R( J) W/ j& o
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 V2 g3 i% B" i0 T3 L% |TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?2 D4 d0 W7 L: c! E5 C
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 F7 T9 @* F$ R" eTEACHER: What are you talking about?7 r1 \1 O+ F+ u s* J1 Q
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 U3 L; ?* Q# {* gTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; ?4 D5 E7 U- E2 W8 I
WINNIE: Me!
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1 d8 K6 r( ^2 Q- w* @! @9 bTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 T; G8 i# c4 P R" QGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'/ a+ J. i5 l# G8 L
MILLIE: I is..
" ?# }# w( n$ S2 d, BTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
: P: W9 O5 ~+ ^ J' p- aMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 p% W0 ?3 Q8 x: M2 T2 x( H
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( l: p g& Y2 n
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 0 W0 W- j. P! u7 f1 d1 x0 \/ Y0 a' B8 [
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2 L8 T7 ]8 o2 W3 [" k6 |3 m* }TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?$ `0 O- L: o/ K9 P$ r1 t" m
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- ~1 K4 I7 _/ s$ J* |' J( BCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog." T# m7 K' a. g' e" f; n* G4 l7 n
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?, X Z# \2 C+ l* m: H
HAROLD: A teacher 2 h8 s) n4 d& w
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