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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
0 K* T# i0 F" `" XMARIA: Here it is.
+ @% C3 e# ?" v: `: d/ o: O) jTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, K1 D$ R+ ~; C5 v4 ^
CLASS: Maria.
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5 E6 @: w/ _( dTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" o/ p- M+ ]4 U) AJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.( a3 b: Q9 q' m- H( D+ s
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3 s% O4 u4 g4 K* \# x* i) d9 }TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% l0 o, |% [9 g* \GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
2 @$ Z0 V+ m/ X/ L8 g: U3 _, dTEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 A% Y- X; _+ NGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.- w$ u9 W+ T( j4 z1 ~2 Q
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, g* U9 q) h8 f mDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
+ I2 n0 u7 k8 h, @' W3 GTEACHER: What are you talking about?& J$ K- U$ [) H* l. g8 F' q
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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0 h) _9 @% z' BTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* z0 p, b S; @: y; T( mWINNIE: Me!$ [7 s1 Y( | {0 S
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$ D' d& m, w$ t0 O. }' \TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ c0 i# ~ \* O: XGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ^' ^$ n, d( f- g. G
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'& T; ~+ \- k* ^# N% A/ _/ x
MILLIE: I is... \& Q$ B" ~) e$ g
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
. |: M1 w5 q. |% d5 u! ~* }8 B4 DMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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4 j- U! Q, o/ c1 J9 @7 vTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 |/ b' J. _7 S1 TLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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9 H$ w# v/ n* c8 kTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; X5 z! ^/ A/ e; lSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) z) T- U8 z* y
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Z8 Y& _8 i8 l1 Y |" GTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 a. p. [3 ]: ?" W+ K" VCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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) @% _$ a3 j# P; ]4 ~0 z) p, tTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ `' S/ v( H9 P+ b5 g. i& z! NHAROLD: A teacher + ?9 Q: ~8 b+ W2 ?5 a' E
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