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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
; t5 W: n3 z' W9 r a3 DMARIA: Here it is.
0 H7 _1 L; d: _TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?" Y; |9 t5 _# D& j/ Q( m! u. V7 z" _8 L
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & D/ h, J( u o' k
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 c! D$ t3 }; D# ^: E P/ G3 ITEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 ?3 }4 G' l% R1 S A) OGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
' Q: t' R) x# f( F5 V8 ITEACHER: No, that's wrong
' r7 t* J( N H& sGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 `4 Q& ]0 N6 K9 h3 R- u: }, uTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 |' X- d* ?' c. F% _% [; Z- f/ NDONALD: H I J K L M N O.- X/ Z& C9 x/ d2 f
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
2 ^* Q' S( `) i2 ]$ {DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, J5 v7 ?8 t- Z; z# xWINNIE: Me!
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; f: t6 Y! G& |TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 q5 O X# K+ ^2 t5 K; n- U$ Y9 n
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. [1 F% R3 ?7 b: u
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'4 G6 @0 [0 t; B6 Y* t1 ^, _' n( W
MILLIE: I is..
$ W; A/ S* Z: qTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* R, |! _5 S; `, W1 H/ hMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 x8 R* I- R3 E) H0 q6 P$ m
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. # ^: {& R( M0 ]1 q( E& j v1 a% ?" j
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, ?0 k9 b6 O" p7 hTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ l) G0 \; I2 Z. ?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) C& C! e/ Q! n# L/ DTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- ` n- V3 v; |; y, \6 N% [CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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