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发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .2 V. N+ g# D- b! ]! j' v
MARIA:       Here it is.
9 b; g/ J3 M/ C0 tTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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+ [0 r* h) s: p- F, gTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 M! W5 v) l+ s  o1 _( q. h
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'9 L8 [! j" W2 K  {% K1 d" w' H
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* i# @% _) c- E" Q& T1 j$ jTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
8 v, s0 L( X9 |1 VGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; j: m$ W5 F: c5 X4 _TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( g5 T' S; [5 I5 n+ l3 b6 Q( q) @DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
: O) N2 ]% ]) x& ETEACHER:  What are you talking about?
( [* _  G9 a" }6 e3 pDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 R' A9 b! t& g
WINNIE:     Me!
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2 V) d$ r! k! J; g; E, nTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! ?- b: e) g* Y9 X
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 f$ o1 h8 y( j2 Y& }
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.': |6 I' g8 K3 \# m' s
MILLIE:          I is..
7 j1 ^" F- B, S( ]9 T& O3 ]TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'( C  {8 T" O) N& o, Y
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     1 q5 ^' F3 y6 H
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?: ]5 o7 z; t7 g" k  {* [
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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& ^$ \* h9 u, Y% x1 jTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 U/ v. B/ M4 o
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: ~0 `! d  ]; UTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?$ t% N* r' w- @7 F
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.' b# _: O+ Q4 K' v4 X) C6 s
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?+ c( r8 B' W5 C4 C- A" W6 Y
HAROLD:       A teacher & ]5 X; C- A2 K

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老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........! K( `7 v* d! o# s
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发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
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