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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. r2 R6 [8 b9 e
MARIA: Here it is.( b+ c4 G0 f0 J& W
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?" @+ I3 ^; N/ I' t7 n- J
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$ D# l3 i3 T4 @, `0 j$ W: h/ B ATEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 Y, t" L. X1 Y: C7 v
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.) u- I2 I* E! L+ x( u9 w& e4 e
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4 P0 S% W( \" o' Z9 @7 Q) G& PTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
, d+ i2 t* {" p+ a. z* y0 J2 ~GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 f# D( P0 F8 g: M6 O- U+ C
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
: d3 U2 L4 \2 {0 ^& X1 uGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. q5 R. e; K- Q1 T. B8 q
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4 S b8 }$ o# I5 k L2 FTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, G& F% E- k( v! I" V! zDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
7 H6 A5 K" G- }! f3 B# F; ?& UTEACHER: What are you talking about?' S4 c) S9 O/ Z( y8 a
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O., Z/ {1 Y+ Z$ [5 a
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.5 b1 ^" D+ ?: R1 |8 y
WINNIE: Me!+ ]* o6 V) O. F& N
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?9 |7 e7 E, q2 d! i7 P8 m2 b
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
# v8 l( b7 V% aMILLIE: I is..
* Q3 E8 h) T% P- ~TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* s' p) G( a9 K5 p, Q( fMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) s2 }* @1 h: d
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?4 e/ r! ? g; D! [0 L
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 I& {3 }! k" S0 z- e! l# QSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 \& L H" G* Z
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?, G* F6 y G/ B( T
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! n+ V6 G8 Z; R" CHAROLD: A teacher
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