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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
# j& {9 J5 H6 x9 y+ `" F' Z( H"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."& H1 p' w; o8 u
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
, J( ]* t: |* X6 E- H3 `The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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