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| A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.2 _* c' R# K9 s) h' f' x "Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
 " r  [' b! M& I/ NThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."7 \7 \2 l* h; N) M3 x: N8 a/ k
 The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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