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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
8 a( j0 d& {& @, U+ A2 MAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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% J/ X. t/ B( e& Z4 A. bThe Cowboy says: ! |; `: W2 U; s
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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/ {. q5 s' U2 b* G0 Q+ i, I1 dWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.( V/ F9 y9 [1 O- h4 q1 Z& m" `5 ]+ I
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.: [! ~# s1 v% Q8 u$ I# g5 L
- S* K" c; y; k" f2 oThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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