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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
% K7 \2 j! f! W5 o0 |6 mAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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# Q" U3 w! G; r0 i0 rThe Cowboy says: 5 _0 L5 r; s# k2 Q" t
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.% `9 _. {* k- D
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.3 ]" N5 u# ^& c4 h2 N
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.* r$ m6 q% I H
( I) s* Z. v% ?/ ]* aThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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5 E6 N9 n6 Q! J1 ^Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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