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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. y) J. M& f3 n3 g
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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# p* [: a, _2 n) S) C6 F N$ yThe Cowboy says:
: Z/ L7 g" d7 Z8 j/ w# x# }$ o'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.) E: ?, \; S3 N" J
, ?; Q) c0 q) ?We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.1 @" T; \0 j0 D9 [) g0 P9 |2 o3 z# v
5 n5 C. i" N( [5 ]- eThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.1 G6 z6 d0 n! k2 y* ?1 C8 H
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.6 x$ j, d3 a+ h* H4 _. s
' }# a2 Z# O' z; _- bThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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