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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.: [& |, P! Z, J& c: F
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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& j: i7 w4 M% x$ q+ C, VThe Cowboy says: 1 `: S6 X& O1 P# {/ Y
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.! E; A1 b% n2 r b8 |* l7 c
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.4 g2 V) X1 X0 V; J) Z; Z' X& Y
; {2 l" h) @) O' O! Q& _# z" F% OThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
% W! _. X6 c! f9 sThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.: R( ^ x0 l+ V' }% n( Q
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'7 @4 b- u0 _$ A! p7 J; [
! T8 h; R( R& ~+ [- Y7 c' uSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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