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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
+ J" q/ ?) R' a1 b; E& rAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'( u# ^5 \% W) G$ k/ M( I+ q
1 ^. U% b( p8 b7 r$ g$ xThe Cowboy says:
/ y9 Q( n, Y* q. v: C'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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/ R2 a' W! E4 d- k3 p1 GWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.4 `' M* ]+ d7 V8 B$ o" Q
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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. l+ M8 o9 M: N$ F- I) l( ZThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'4 r5 `4 ]' y* w! h% K0 s. M% S" [
: m+ x& i# K' f6 ]: K+ xSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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