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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
1 ^* V: O5 z( D& v6 MAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?') W; D% \4 U4 _. G8 E' W! s
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The Cowboy says:
. q. a+ P8 S4 i) I- M'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.9 s- V8 d3 j+ L6 \
" f7 q: H1 R+ \7 DWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.8 z5 a3 j4 H3 i7 a; O# N& D2 H
' A, Q7 ]( X pThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
9 \2 [) O" t; G7 U1 ZThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'' Y$ A+ O+ Q& S
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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