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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure./ C' ]6 q% T% d2 N% @
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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% F# H9 b2 b W: W. r8 [The Cowboy says:
4 p0 T; m: h ] b$ K( N v'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.' ^4 q1 o% F4 \# `! X% [6 M
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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! `$ g2 ]( A' mThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.. r, }5 P: f" _% q G# e
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.2 @. d* q0 t- ?4 w }& k
( u" n0 A3 F7 X9 w& |1 F* nThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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, S y0 q' u5 r9 f# J' SSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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