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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.& U- y, G7 u1 I9 U7 h
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'! |* Q3 J" t" ^; O5 |4 j. P
. L6 e, Z7 J5 e5 q4 ]The Cowboy says: : \8 c1 T% r4 ~5 O* n
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did." ^) N. X0 I& D/ W) `& c& m& J
5 R l Z0 f8 ?1 rWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.. M7 @2 c8 H( Q! n' Z
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.7 K* Z, W" n/ K/ p6 J; z" {
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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% c: C) V" @4 t- |& h- _Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'9 ?/ C+ g# c9 u2 F- Z7 `
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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