BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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8 [6 d! o$ C4 z& l* L( x'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
   
0 n1 G* D) F" U" W. Z'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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