An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 ]; `: X: ~1 Q# u / Y1 q8 I: k2 `'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' c) o; O9 j4 A; m
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '! u6 P) W& F2 Y/ Y7 m) k
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 8 u4 T c% j. B- b) {8 K & ~9 v6 T- V! Z+ f
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 1 a v) E. j$ G: b% a4 \& v4 d 3 R1 W2 T) C- d# J) ^I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'