An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 0 B% y. a- w1 `, C4 I C8 k. L5 h ; r) ~0 V l; ?'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'/ k# i M# {6 W6 U# t+ A+ }
/ v4 f* B3 @+ p! m' m/ C8 }0 q2 K$ G'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '9 C( z/ j$ [: e( {7 z* s% s* o
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ( D6 @! l+ s0 a & t2 c7 r4 B& }+ J'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. & D: o$ H- J% I- ~; C! y
/ I; c6 F+ _0 P, s% UI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'