An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra : Y# S; G4 A1 E# b
! l, C3 X0 e" L6 d: X2 ^'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' " L2 C# y" ~$ S# Y u* C( i : T+ d5 o' B3 N'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ; _4 q8 g) n0 v3 e, z0 s4 e3 z- U f* b( R6 ^6 [, _
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' * O- e) g4 g6 P% b; t5 j 2 \) y% l8 R6 ^ J) D'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 5 L' |! L: U1 A3 \. |
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'