BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

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* ]: v8 `. _; \2 n'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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2 W8 l$ I: `0 k/ `$ wI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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