An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 n& o( _: }( W$ y
0 P+ ^( A- n+ Y; n5 s'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'9 [; G6 e' W3 d7 _4 L% k
6 W$ T& O9 ~7 P4 F' V$ z'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '2 r+ T/ }8 F$ C( l
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 8 d' O! N+ J3 o, [0 o$ d8 H " K2 u- ?+ T- p' Q; I) p+ a& S) r'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. # y! c# G7 p( x8 v
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'