An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra % S+ k8 d# h, v# ?( q M8 n
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 7 E# |& t x2 X6 Y0 L4 `1 O4 [ : _# |$ N. w/ U, {4 G) n; a'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '- Q4 H* v$ {% u. v
2 S9 V, Z( e& i) Pbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 9 A5 ^6 L l2 a4 i; q0 Q 6 V" z& o! P* {'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. & C( m- @& x6 R. R! D- O1 ?" I
3 ]6 p2 P# a# H4 m9 e9 T/ ^I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'