An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 8 `% t6 R s6 q# y3 c
`9 P. ~0 ]8 ^3 i; e$ k'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 7 N6 a; S# B! L% J9 v! f! m' s ( w% t6 v8 c c7 K'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '& ^ _5 i( `$ w
( U$ K- S# H: O# r! H+ Abut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 4 n! l N9 T& R% z* S2 X: W5 y ; s, E. M; y+ p# C3 O8 M' K3 X'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. . S' e/ B) d8 {) ~2 n , P7 n2 s+ v* a; ]9 h& Y/ _I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'