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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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2 U( B' f$ h6 }9 VThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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2 A8 [; a/ s. c4 [The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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. v5 O8 T! h0 \( S5 EThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:8 z6 ^0 r7 k- q: ]7 x: s* y
5 x9 ^# L% L; {+ n$ U4 D4 ?0 gWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned., b# n; F* V. [* q2 h9 C
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.3 F% x( g: c; P
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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# m; O# Q m) F% C$ R% l. z1 OBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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