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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.. ~% f+ I, s2 x6 S. U* g' e
2 b: ?1 @- {" l! FThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.7 `# J' i- g0 Z" ~! O L: e
9 f( z/ _# W3 C5 H$ q# W5 UThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:! r5 F) y( n1 n5 m! w
' ]9 m+ v' S5 |" F/ oWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.$ X3 B+ X1 Z! c
5 d4 W* N/ ~3 N7 `* M. yThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.6 f3 { T' n; ~6 A" V! z5 w
4 C4 V3 j; J! [5 t, h. WBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."5 ?- b. t* v4 m6 W4 w( S: ?
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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