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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.4 I: N2 z* h. e/ T
$ c# U/ Z+ N6 W' TThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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# i6 M( b2 z8 a" xThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.8 x: a& }" J3 X9 k( t( p
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.7 E* k, w( O' M$ n2 R9 U! v
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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Z0 A+ |. ]% {3 X/ ?# w( _' m' UBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."* `6 h. T) x% g! r8 l
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“Case Dismissed” |
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