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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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! W1 f3 G# g' P9 D3 {/ I- VThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.# [3 y6 T& {9 _& a5 B5 U
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.! |* U/ w- n" }/ N
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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$ d) I5 M" p6 E6 i4 Q& gWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.# p: n7 r) B& p5 j. i
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.+ A/ m; c& {* ]
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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