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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.": U6 }. H- m8 H4 D. G
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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6 b- i! t; m/ h# LThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and% i2 \4 k% y! }
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?". |) ]2 X2 W0 j* {
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Still no response.& S. p6 ?! c& ]% m# b

# A) E7 g6 ]& r& b; q9 [3 B7 f' }Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife+ ~5 \* x: `4 j3 @
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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