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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.; Q( E: H9 P/ u8 E3 j/ w
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could" A3 \7 U5 _2 S& t2 q
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.8 v" n1 }3 N4 }
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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( |# ?7 V* W: ^/ Rgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."7 Z7 O, o. r8 s4 R: i9 n, W9 {

/ F% D; m. A' L5 aThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the7 q& n( k6 B; E4 |7 A3 y+ n
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
' L; F- F; C) @+ I" |: h. LThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"" f: u5 A3 Z2 Q1 C5 `9 C

! @! G9 \% L+ M: I1 C2 fStill no response.
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. |, Z- Q4 p1 j0 _& H( ^Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 6 e% b2 m2 |1 Q' N% Z2 Q2 Q9 U
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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) v+ ~' F- ?3 t/ d! J0 X7 B0 N" ~So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"6 a: s- h" |% D* c- t0 g
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