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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought- r/ `) q9 m8 Q' `' {2 G, r* q& B
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called  d  c' e7 |5 ?7 a% n
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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3 m2 G) B# y# a9 D8 q1 fThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
. B# B* ^, R( Q7 l9 Bperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.& G0 Q$ C) Z4 g. J5 X

5 V- Y' O9 h3 |8 h- d! }* s7 WHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
" d* T: c7 F+ F. Vand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
* E# ~$ V) u! z, Ngo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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: \- I0 _" m" X: @+ Z3 I/ TThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
9 r* k, j% M4 d' [* n& Z3 Hden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."4 E6 g7 z5 H/ ?8 R0 `: l- X
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response., j3 M$ e( [" g( m1 k! z( x; q1 D

# o$ `# y# T. [. c" e% z% ]( N1 T) oSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and. ?6 t6 m& l. d) P3 Q( @3 R! Q
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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, L" \4 v7 l# o9 G6 ^Still no response.
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! Y0 p! O. t8 e* @, Y/ g* RNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
/ ~( ~# G5 R) u4 ~- R- yand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 E  I9 E+ [- U$ E; C
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Again he gets no response.
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2 @7 ~- [/ ~3 w+ _! Y4 GSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
# c( G- h% w4 h: a, \, R7 cfor dinner?" Again there is no response.% {: }5 U" r8 n4 @  i
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?". X6 _" J! b. l# [9 ^
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