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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
+ w/ |1 j; F# D3 _1 N3 qshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
! N8 a) m# I1 J/ p3 ~' A% d0 wthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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% t. m/ B$ N0 y' V; B6 EThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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9 D2 o- ~, G0 O. \* B0 NHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,% Y8 W' J& x5 r
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
& ]$ A# C3 Q+ y# U7 Wgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"* j9 u" S8 Q* I+ \5 v

& Q& K' L4 M4 q( qNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
# e- m8 J5 \  N& h+ Z6 Srepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"3 w; A/ Y+ w$ T

, O  u1 T8 A. g- a* LStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife9 \6 D. L) i0 p1 S5 `  {
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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: O/ B1 t3 {2 s# v( P, o2 v5 P8 W  xAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's / M0 u/ k* {8 d/ k
for dinner?" Again there is no response.4 E  y9 r8 h: b3 u1 l+ |. o4 g
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"& R1 V* y1 z7 n  W& ?, j. G
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