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% T# B7 A5 I9 r% W+ J& YA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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) l! a J* u! IThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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+ ?9 Q5 Z/ u! @* M6 a' L1 l( qThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." % X! J7 w) ^5 d2 g3 c
. }$ {7 `7 t7 ]/ i. ]' [So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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& `: N- T5 N( G& ^2 Z( l' [; c( T) }The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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