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9 l2 J) R7 O4 b* CA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 2 x: d, s; J* J" _, s- X2 E' j
$ t0 b# I/ `( a. M S6 _- F; v. FThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." , J+ e+ Z) f8 {
7 @" \7 h- X, A! [4 i8 GThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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+ C! F2 n: V# q. _2 l4 d* l$ `Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 0 C2 G2 Z: C* \+ G: ^+ F: ]
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. - D! {; C) D6 N! I( [' R h
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." : c) a% o9 \" @2 y% H
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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