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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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[8 d! h2 q K# F: g" v- S8 O4 ? CACURA:
8 \! ~! y6 V$ v5 j; u- W# vAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
2 t4 \4 _0 F6 f% v" P7 @* e8 QAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined
9 i9 O$ [6 h% x2 c# Y- |8 XA Major Cost 4 v v% ^: P) `1 ^5 ?. t: V7 r9 u: j
A Mutated Car 7 K/ U2 c+ ]$ N9 O# R/ a/ x
A Morons Car
0 H" h- f. P6 k' C) H0 u: j0 [3 ?Another Major Catastrophe ; B" J& y2 F. c7 [& ^
A Man's Car ) c5 l' r' R- b% H1 u
A Miss Conception
! m. r6 D9 R: g( R+ H3 A0 O3 t6 c! }All Muscle Car 6 t' e# e% y$ {9 z
All Most Car
4 @1 u1 \+ Q' n, OAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
2 P& _( o# G0 t8 ^2 P* y3 CAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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. p4 S8 `& G1 k* L2 z" P: s6 T) xAUDI: 6 {* x! Y% w& v3 @
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented . K& g' R6 l5 \8 u5 X+ I
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 0 ~& u9 |* v0 D
Automobile Under Demonic Influence + q, A1 E+ X( T( ?
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
+ g: f4 D+ o3 f+ b9 q4 i1 ~Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ! p! n2 D, ]5 G7 z
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. / W, P4 d: J4 R4 ^5 t
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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7 N; a- q' N) @2 ~/ R9 g+ j4 h3 \2 kBMW:
# D0 F4 l) ~/ H& d) [Big Money Works
, y$ [! M% @0 W) yBought My Wife
9 ]1 o8 }; Y7 E2 x5 d# f2 I; ?: b0 IBrutal Money Waster 1 h1 m$ y! d& r
Break My Window * q$ ~/ j% Q, l& ]7 o
Break My Windshield
- s" _: H. E, N% ?! N: w6 JBabbling Mechanical Wench ; I* `& C1 [1 Z
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
7 I0 z+ b; J4 U; N$ W, B# f( XBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels & a, k# Y0 C$ W1 L- k# I, i
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
0 Q2 Y# L: X' o% @6 SBarely Moving Wreck
- X$ y' j" M0 F* O2 H6 r hBig Money Waste 9 v$ w9 a* a0 ?" a2 d
Big Money. Why? 5 F! B1 N4 ^% T1 s, r7 O
Big Money Works
- C; t) \$ w# \& d* i; d7 L3 J4 yBorn Moderately Wealthy
# q2 I7 t# J* |" L9 w2 xBreaks Most Wrenches
3 O$ d; R0 |5 q2 t. Z6 kBring Many Wrenches
' _5 f% G! R- J! O4 oBrings Me Women & Q* E' H4 C2 S8 s5 [
Brings More Women ' G, C' ~: G. I. ?
Broken Money Waster
4 t- i6 q- ?. u/ V6 s+ G2 f2 X3 HBroke My Wallet 1 _! k2 p! e7 n1 ~, ?1 {9 \# C
Broken Monstrous Wonder
! j" w9 V9 l' K% s* y- X5 v9 DBumbling Mechanical Wretch ' X. g% u9 r+ q. S
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
2 j$ F/ n" e8 K' W9 S5 ]1 X! N7 d' KBavarian Manure Wagon
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( N7 H' V# ^ J- m# ^: a. d7 n; q$ _BUICK:
# ~8 u0 E1 N0 K) i; s1 ]Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
8 z. D# r" l( ]2 |- ZBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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" D! s, d7 Q# W MCamaro:
# r5 h# Q. G; CCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
9 _/ D9 t8 s6 }: Z% D) ?Can't America Make A Real One?
3 n# \3 U) Y g; y L0 ~" Z, KChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 6 a- s9 y% m- U1 C! z) S# M, @$ w& J
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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0 w" B% f! E$ UCHEVROLET:
1 S& ~: Q& C+ z4 {Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
* F6 `/ v' |3 [$ j1 ^Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ( \9 H: S1 E4 G, h0 O; ]
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 0 F; ^9 y$ }1 H: t' A' d- c
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
9 X7 u* b6 ]1 ?# e4 n* ZCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
2 N b. {" n% M z' [% L, S2 wDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
4 i, W" r0 P3 P1 cDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater 8 T$ T& P, }% i9 L5 x2 q1 q
Dead Old Dog Going East 4 z ]: a: r& v0 v
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ) _, s7 k, g4 C
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
6 U& Z/ i4 }+ D* J Q' s& aDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ( B ^* R4 P5 i* W0 L0 j
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter * t6 y+ e" @' n* C4 `& w0 S
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 6 t% j6 q* ?- ~- \- f& k
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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5 C- `9 Y; p& S# ]6 `" LEDSEL: 7 t( @) I% X' Q. o
Every Day Something Else Leaks
1 f4 l: b q, \5 P4 m; ?' u0 S' xEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs ^3 F V8 R6 Q6 r3 I5 j
$ d0 o" q9 ~' m* L' Z6 ~4 pFIAT: , M- W5 u1 R3 O, _+ z: m
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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$ q! t* e& w8 b' D) q: n6 VFix It All the Time
2 R1 |5 P8 {$ [9 I- YFound In A Toilet 1 k* V" D3 f# ~0 f
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: 2 [, r9 o, S1 L4 x4 d2 c
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
7 W9 P. e( Q% Q/ }6 j6 k2 tFix Or Repair Daily 3 h% W5 }9 F7 N- F) Z) w* Z2 Q0 T
Found On Road Dead + q4 Q4 ]1 _% Q9 _9 x% A; f! u+ j
Fast Only Rolling Downhill j" I* K6 N: J
First On Race Day
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: p1 b+ F0 C6 P: l# O+ |# f! EFabricated Of Refried Dung
, b# q, y' _: v0 h: e/ F8 n6 HFails On Rainy Days ; o: T" c, c9 H3 {
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
& R1 G! T6 _8 C" N5 oFatally Obese Redneck Driver 5 o2 f% H4 t7 b) l! K/ b
Fault Of R&D
2 D2 n/ o8 M5 y4 p K, nFinally Obsolete Racing Device $ X: v# w; M; S# R6 g/ |8 n8 [
Fireball On Rear Denting . c5 `) [; m# I# |
First On Road to Dump
, ?/ |/ K) H# w7 [, [: PFirst On Rust and Deterioration
2 p9 x# z4 k: ^/ C- e3 m2 b9 DFix Or Recycle Dilemma
# q8 X0 w9 b7 I/ s: tFlipping Over Results in Death
4 Z; j; E* v- [1 e. sFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
. z8 c3 Z- u) P3 Q( X1 V7 L( uFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
4 p8 @# x6 D- Q8 mFoot On Road Decelerates
F! l/ H; |0 K" [6 @" G' jForced On Reluctant Drivers 9 T' y( R9 ^ `" K7 W
Formed Of Rejected DNA
1 ~1 H. f) @ }0 N! M, J1 LForwarded Once; Return Denied 5 p5 k# F3 M7 b
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
& j8 H* m" ^# iForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
5 }% E4 m, V; u1 C6 u) Y. rFork Over Repair Dough 8 u: ~1 V0 S7 N
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
; ?4 C! Y$ h8 L, M1 \% T* }) F8 pFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
- \6 d- I/ B' h% H$ Q4 IFree Or Reduced Drastically
" }/ p% I3 f" b6 [Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed ^ g9 V- {! u; {& J) l% O! S3 r* _6 w
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
) W9 \' \$ d4 }( oFunny Old Rattling Dump
5 g5 X/ D; S, ^; @$ pForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) : \$ \% n/ `6 X8 s$ |/ _* n' q
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
3 ^; [' {; K9 V, a3 y) FFound Out-Right Dangerous
3 n5 { O; s; i: vFuture Of Racings Delight
3 i" d, b9 x% n, {& C(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 7 d! A6 \5 a$ X& }* K# j4 P
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords " v: O4 z! E: c% A2 F
LTD: - E( |2 T7 G' h, V* j
Lacks Total Dependability : \0 z+ G6 Q( ]8 @1 k8 r: M) a
Lots To Do
; i0 L! L) T8 U0 lLooses Transmissions Daily " v7 R. x* H8 i
8 m/ ^0 e6 ~/ O) ]# vGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ) D' v" d _$ ^, K6 i" [
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General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors . o. U8 S- {$ @) P% |
Generally Miserable
J7 t7 [3 \# V" a& m) g) rGrossly Misconceived
% ?9 U+ q1 G1 T2 X' E wGluteus Maximus
6 |3 W+ R* D+ j4 DGood Money
! w) o1 @6 g% t! tGoofy's Manufacturing - }, H: u% u& `) F4 _, B+ e8 u5 g
Gone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined 0 Z9 A" R5 N5 f! L- E6 Q
Garage Man's Companion 9 i1 s: I) L" ?( E$ ]) ]
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 6 U2 S0 k1 _- o
Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy ) c5 z1 X& |7 P+ O
Gods Mechanical Curse
0 }! W# j/ l9 z6 J' m! w( RGot More Crap
7 o) k$ f& W. ^4 S3 Z1 DGreat Mountain Climber ( R7 p. N( d0 H% y
Great Motor Car
5 a( }4 c4 M! h4 M2 v3 T, t: PGod Made Chevy + N. }! \; v" s6 E
Good Moron Car
4 ^3 ]. X+ M2 J! R, f NGot Mine Cheap
- G; ?" |. q% M) v3 U* sGet My Checkbook - w& a( d4 M! _
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil 5 E! l' }; \0 B, @) Q
Get Tools Out 8 W( o G+ i2 O1 T3 ?) C
Get To Onramp
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Get The Others ; B2 ?$ w# ^ I# A, v
Generally Trashed Out + u/ M6 @ f2 i" s; i$ k9 l
Good Time Out 9 d$ i1 |8 C0 C
Gone To Overdrive # E" {7 H+ X4 h! V
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HONDA: / W: R6 N7 y# H6 u3 L- _! f- t& O
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 8 _9 T/ E- G5 z
Had One Never Did Again
8 M8 N# Y4 j9 S) _Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 6 v5 q- J$ {( h7 U4 y
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles & A% _4 u4 G2 p) M& g
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
& t3 b, ?* K5 @* L1 ^9 uHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
; B8 V2 k1 a% Y2 A2 XHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
) r3 V3 M; r. a* `0 gPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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& c& k& D2 Z. T8 g% m6 oHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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+ o8 d; E6 ]- p4 E# TJEEP: 0 J- D" R" p% H; R# y
Just Eats Every Part 7 r$ Q4 j" W7 |! ?' V
Just Empty Every Pocket ; w9 l+ t. g6 m* o( Q' o" u* j# }
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
2 {& N+ d ^) N, X* P2 pJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
" @/ W: @* G3 C5 o- x6 X3 n7 c. C$ WJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around 1 d* G# J3 @( ~0 b2 O s
Kick It Again - h P0 {3 o- `) s2 X* j# n; L
Killed In Action
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$ U& o, E3 N; A6 S; C6 Y; [LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious $ ?# s9 O2 x) N! N& C
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler 8 h& F/ w. M, [2 Y3 o" H* f ^
Mostly Garaged
7 |9 _/ \. i' Z5 aMajor Goof
* t& D- Z: E6 S% z+ V) NMGB: Might Go Backwards 1 M$ w4 B5 b5 `# e5 u
MGB: Might Go, But . . . # w$ o# Q) ]' o+ s' Q! y6 Y: n
MGB: Motor Going Bad
' J% |2 n' F! g" t9 IMGF: Might Go Forward
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, o# e/ z0 v! G; X5 X- OMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR ; Z8 J1 h# u) }# q5 ~+ j
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 4 D) ^3 b3 I" P
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously . y- T$ d- J3 @4 I9 x; M) r
Most Often Passed At Races 7 [8 S$ R9 [3 E: G7 V }
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
& ?( G6 E! Z& |9 N0 r! g3 s6 IMove Over People Are Racing
1 P6 a; \" b# u0 i- F; d6 SMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 6 N! l2 l" a6 y) ~
My Old Pig Ain't Running
. ^. v1 k& J8 |0 a5 _9 m+ O- vMy Only Problems Are Repairs - W. ~# e! f% Y# I* Q3 `8 {
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ) J( v" _. Q/ z- }5 p3 t7 d
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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3 z/ y( x6 n2 K$ ]( { bMUSTANG:
3 X/ V0 p* K) v- K( J; L ^" g& `Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
# n' `+ g4 L- n* KMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go - V/ R( u- @4 F
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
8 e8 v& `7 f. p1 xMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ' d& a& x4 F+ v
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OLDSMOBILE: : m" u- b/ c' ?0 d6 q3 v/ y
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ' j& b9 e+ X0 G- Y
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ! d' a8 F) J8 `1 W3 ~3 ?. k
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0 b' G/ h9 Z7 ~) E( Z$ [! z- VPut In Nickel To Operate . X3 E2 e' w( p7 P- C
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook - J- R8 |& h; g* @8 |& @: p
Put In New Transmission Often
% y8 L* T. r* |8 g" W" {: MPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
1 v( p8 k' u3 v6 U" d1 p7 uPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ! Y7 q+ X+ J6 ^
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 1 N( E( a a; S$ i& R
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( |! k9 k: m: |2 O7 y0 B" ]PORSCHE: * M# v* e5 c# K+ {7 s
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ) k% a' @3 M+ @- l
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough ! M- F) [9 H/ t1 h8 i% {
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- d! o# Q- n, D1 BSend Another Automobile Back . P+ s( v* Q9 ]' h9 e
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
' k9 E# a4 k: e8 G$ ?" x2 HSad Attempt At Beauty + ~' K* [* Z" D- I# {- E" X
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
( l4 p: _5 _' m6 C' v$ rShape Appears Ass-Backwards 9 b; b0 a+ V' |' E b# V
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: 0 {" m Z. m5 H) r/ W8 j* e
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ! @4 c u, O. I1 z0 F3 ]
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
6 [( r/ ~& X8 k" H$ D8 U7 a2 AThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
' q) J2 t; L" U, j) K+ NThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 9 X; k6 h3 [7 ?: k( o
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! . }6 \; _8 u+ {
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?! L( n. K3 ETR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
2 X) y" y5 i F& W) G1 G3 b% nVintage Wreck * C& o* a4 c# @' Z( r
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