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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 2 d2 _/ b9 T. z3 }( Y7 W
8 }4 U9 q) q: ~% s4 n. _ACURA: ( B: w# |/ w# W4 |7 I
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
; i1 U U0 i5 w' J3 k) S% _, KAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: 1 t; `3 B% R6 @- v4 D7 k" Q' m
All Makes Combined
, ]! _4 [' F0 ^, IA Major Cost
( c; z. C7 N8 _: A8 k% |3 H$ D% ZA Mutated Car
- `' M j# O6 d8 GA Morons Car & c k7 R* ]! J, I4 v" m
Another Major Catastrophe . d3 C" [, Y! d7 n+ W% m. d$ w
A Man's Car 4 D( p& g6 {8 n' u0 N
A Miss Conception " B: u( h4 C A4 f& u/ l- e# F
All Muscle Car $ W# F/ `3 v3 {1 s( X
All Most Car 7 | {: X9 D! k: t, C
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
T) J4 E- C7 }; ?0 A* G. ^Automotive Mental Cruelty
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1 a6 |7 i' @, W2 y- iAUDI: ) u* ^$ X+ G8 ~$ j, T
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented : u2 h6 T/ f" h2 W" t& W9 `$ L
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence ! c9 u- d* `. w7 H& e4 P6 E
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
; r1 S5 Y' E: w6 ]$ B) i+ o# oAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention # K1 z' Y2 y+ u) D+ ]
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence - _' C) P- z8 j
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 3 a- B3 ~, t' V/ `% E3 x
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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& |4 A$ B8 m% H' K* }% uBMW: 9 W/ U1 l: ~" D3 b0 c
Big Money Works & M0 Q9 |0 i. h4 y
Bought My Wife 5 W$ P q; S. A2 ]
Brutal Money Waster # \/ j& M5 e* t% E- W8 G4 p1 w
Break My Window 8 d- V9 D3 D( ^4 P. r. |9 ^. Q# H
Break My Windshield
9 O+ P5 M, a" @! C: L: @; rBabbling Mechanical Wench
. V- f" L3 m! pBeastly Monstrous Wonder
$ u, F" u. A9 T) ?, XBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 6 C* w' p/ a/ I& d0 k$ p/ E/ f/ j
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder $ U) `) M7 m4 c, A) U
Barely Moving Wreck . ~( O* @9 D: q- X) d; y3 W4 R
Big Money Waste 4 k) \9 Z* ^/ |
Big Money. Why? : | A6 K3 C! m* A$ `/ |
Big Money Works ! @) s$ \* A n' H& d* o1 m' @0 |
Born Moderately Wealthy
# a, k* ]4 J: wBreaks Most Wrenches
/ w6 I8 U, C; y' Z R4 SBring Many Wrenches 7 j- d" l; Y5 U* T0 \
Brings Me Women , L; p- ^2 b+ e, W( X1 w0 q
Brings More Women / P9 }% Q0 N# ?2 W3 c6 w% S, D
Broken Money Waster - A$ O: E4 N% p! H. N8 ]% q
Broke My Wallet ; M3 g M% U% l
Broken Monstrous Wonder 3 C( r/ x4 i, \- O1 s" I& S
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ; r* [/ ]' Q% Q9 K3 X4 W) Y
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ) O* u) J9 L( J0 F d/ \" C
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
; H0 l9 y# \0 J3 }Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 2 ~; f7 F& e h
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King # z% ^/ F3 \9 D% V! \
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Camaro:
8 D( o8 |1 t& `$ gCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
( ]. f1 @4 }9 u0 qCan't America Make A Real One? ! q! y* g0 c; R, P
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
9 N6 \0 T2 n- u, s1 z. {0 [0 b6 |Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 0 _) n% R, Q& S
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CHEVROLET:
3 U+ U: Y& |" U) mCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
& J! R2 r$ ?! c/ V1 LCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
! c6 a2 S/ `" F# ZCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
% `, I5 m" P4 c/ r8 b9 FConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
9 L; J5 H( e! ]' u) E1 q4 mCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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7 u; E5 o- O, Y) RDODGE:
" b" p7 m9 p7 T- cDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere , P" q% M2 \9 H q1 M
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater & p* e4 Q0 \7 p+ v
Dead Old Dog Going East E& d8 r) x, R% P; T
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ; p/ Y F" j: d( Y3 z2 M3 R
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 9 B7 m/ D. o) B: ^3 t* y( r6 R+ h$ E
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ( \/ }2 M$ |$ r
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
" S. m: E; W+ `0 LDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
9 R: r) ~/ \- WDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ; q @) P5 B& M) r: f
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3 a t, ~, m$ C. h5 m. M% s# PEDSEL: x0 r% U+ v$ X+ y
Every Day Something Else Leaks ' d1 u/ J7 G) ?1 K
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs + C; M L* q) t5 l' v
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FIAT:
4 K& `6 a0 h7 E0 z4 x, V' d, MFailure in Italian Automotive Technology $ g! ~9 h5 ]. z! c: N
Fix It Again, Tony , C/ Z* W" ?( c% y" R0 D3 Y
Fix It All the Time
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Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ( {( |) R/ u, d3 [: ?' ^; N
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FORD:
4 g" P& l/ S- v2 yFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
2 j+ k5 Y$ u: |: nFix Or Repair Daily - M$ U4 V, q( y; `1 d+ a
Found On Road Dead
/ x/ P, z$ I' d. D2 JFast Only Rolling Downhill 5 A6 Y$ M8 x6 `8 Z
First On Race Day
4 {/ E m5 k4 F, f, R" x7 NFirst On Recall Day 2 B. F3 l! m- _! l: f, F
Fabricated Of Refried Dung % H1 B+ `2 B4 Y( B) c# ~5 f
Fails On Rainy Days
0 a2 f' C8 l2 tFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 6 O5 I5 n9 q$ }' W0 H& [
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
, e* p9 [* t' C/ [) M7 G) s! Y4 ?Fault Of R&D ) C8 g& S" m* x+ `
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
% A, Y1 i" f; h$ x0 yFireball On Rear Denting
: K* \+ D# |2 q2 p6 P: }First On Road to Dump
9 \0 Y* f( F1 n4 zFirst On Rust and Deterioration
# b7 ?1 ~! h) o$ CFix Or Recycle Dilemma
8 C8 Q( ~+ u# Z9 I: O, A5 v2 G4 n$ ]Flipping Over Results in Death
5 [- u- g+ f, k; z& q' lFlipped Over Roadside Disaster , Q, c2 b6 j/ Z) l3 G% A
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled & n% b5 b* e% {( ~; D* U
Foot On Road Decelerates
) w# a! b) O, M, _Forced On Reluctant Drivers $ C) I4 C7 J4 n1 X
Formed Of Rejected DNA ( l3 f7 g" G" E% l/ L" B
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
0 g8 r5 f( Q1 O. X& c, E. yForward Only; Reverse Defective
. q2 @0 F# e: aForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin / B5 }! t' s) j* e7 R3 T @+ u! T
Fork Over Repair Dough ) w* g z2 s8 }, a0 L
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge / d" t! f) d: j$ U. I
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
1 n, z* U \' O% AFree Or Reduced Drastically
- s2 K+ N# Y7 i9 V0 f. |Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 0 k( z7 C* Q: x, L) @' Q; \! j& T
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable , w: |- ?, K" W2 p. K: e
Funny Old Rattling Dump 2 d( I: K! Y3 B0 c. b
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) - i* Q6 d2 c4 A+ \3 d* E
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
7 Y" I# J, ^" J" x8 n4 AFound Out-Right Dangerous ( h8 ?5 [/ ^8 Q1 j( M) {" W
Future Of Racings Delight : v5 O4 z) b' |' O! w8 f. }
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
' w3 T4 ]7 e: m(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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( I s; E/ Q1 s! RLacks Total Dependability 1 X: O4 f: N. J
Lots To Do
; _1 @( ~& V( P% I4 t' b, X. mLooses Transmissions Daily $ M. K: i+ L, B& p# ~8 i' z9 V
/ b3 T* p$ E/ U$ r, ]4 @GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ! \3 b# K8 g9 K! E& |
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GM: 6 y) P+ A B) G7 c, Q+ u4 B
General Maintenance 5 @. d% }0 I3 c% y0 x9 t- y/ A$ Q- u
Great Mistake / `/ g' m- k8 a
Garbage Motors
# h6 g7 d' W! W7 @8 iGenerally Miserable
$ ?" w9 \. s$ \& {/ \9 `2 n, FGrossly Misconceived $ B& V0 a& ~& K
Gluteus Maximus
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- E6 k) i! g4 T/ i" B! b9 ~Goofy's Manufacturing `& }3 e0 v! a9 x5 U S
Gone Mental 6 T; \6 |0 m3 f4 {! l$ `# w
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Grief & Misery Combined
' f* M& L' c: o5 }7 J+ zGarage Man's Companion
x$ X: y% h0 G* E* rGotta Mechanic Coming?
# e5 V+ K1 s2 k) m _$ }4 a, SGenerally Mediocre Cars 0 s3 {/ J$ @$ A8 a7 u
Get More Chicks
+ O) J) T, d, N/ `7 u/ b lGets Mechanics Crazy ) ^" w2 k3 ]$ C4 ?8 Y6 z. \) a
Gods Mechanical Curse
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6 Z' E4 h& H) w" E0 a' tGreat Mountain Climber % [4 C) m8 k& ` M q6 P' v& S
Great Motor Car % B2 h3 M1 T7 P+ E: i; j( b; u
God Made Chevy
" \$ ~& C# _1 r: y+ P6 D. FGood Moron Car $ [4 R6 B! U8 h* ~; c
Got Mine Cheap 9 U( p0 F3 a5 q4 _4 G% q
Get My Checkbook ) \" _" l1 v, r# Z# ]+ [& G- ~) f$ W+ j
Gone Mad Corp. 4 U0 _% W5 v1 l9 H- e- d+ D
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GTO:
) |2 E0 c* V' f/ a1 P" ^Gas, Tires, Oil
% L" m& h* `. S9 H2 FGet Tools Out 5 \# ]8 `% k; w* g, _
Get To Onramp
6 o. V7 z$ V9 ~" MGood To Own ! P: n/ y$ x/ k e" n
Get The Others ( v1 Q1 R- M1 W/ ]+ f+ u
Generally Trashed Out
5 B/ b2 M( [) I, u9 T2 ~Good Time Out
% d. m+ N: J6 v5 ~0 Y; o- ~Gone To Overdrive 9 u, |* i3 T& Q9 Q
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2 ~% M9 w5 ]" P" iHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
2 H$ ^5 Y+ u- H! L$ T& d! PHad One Never Did Again 4 a) o! `6 l' R7 i0 @
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
- d/ T0 m% Q5 b/ Z% X P9 `, VHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
8 ]% G# d& [) `/ @& \2 _Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles `5 n' H% Q/ y; ?( @! f- L" `
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 3 ~# q1 L( _5 Y& {, t% S
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
+ U: t& _1 i, h( m) i- ? _ d' pPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 3 ~7 |" A1 ~' [2 `
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9 u. `' s( g3 }' k' X# eJust Eats Every Part ( V7 G* }4 v0 N$ r( n0 n' `
Just Empty Every Pocket
& u0 F3 t/ M2 Z/ o: ]+ | ^( tJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 9 T5 l; `* j) h R3 r
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
' v8 S) R9 f K" UJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
" A K' I: k6 q. cKick It Around * @& ], a( D, S" m/ |
Kick It Again
$ s( `/ q; ?$ u: a% s8 sKilled In Action " @9 l6 P! W9 @/ {' m: U& R
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4 C" R- f. D; Q- i( Q1 jLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 1 \ l7 c& x$ O# y2 S4 H( m
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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* p/ r5 K+ V, e& n! o) q6 v. ?Money Guzzler
7 x% k4 C' F, _7 J" }Mostly Garaged # _ u( {) {- V& a* w
Major Goof
2 i, o, x+ b2 I1 c' ?% m: \. N; zMGB: Might Go Backwards
! k/ G1 H6 ^) `. \5 eMGB: Might Go, But . . . % f( y4 C3 y+ @) @# F4 q( M
MGB: Motor Going Bad
6 j. ~3 v! g9 Y2 U7 {4 N q+ uMGF: Might Go Forward
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) u _) {& M2 }9 `3 WMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
, K/ z: O0 ^6 g FMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 9 d* r! D. E% t- k, o7 h8 a
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
3 x- B4 w! f ~& u8 AMost Often Passed At Races 9 r5 F E/ Y5 f
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
' S9 V% Q& ]! Z' Z- KMove Over People Are Racing
% e# \6 }& D5 C! p# Y9 t# A9 iMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly " b' G& K, _5 R. B* r. t2 ]
My Old Pig Ain't Running " ^1 \6 Q% m( y1 |9 k& `/ g6 Z
My Only Problems Are Repairs ( |# H5 h+ O+ `' j9 Y7 L
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement , @- @" v& E$ \$ U6 e
More Often Parts Are Replaced + `+ S/ _; D/ r; ^2 v0 Q0 C
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MUSTANG: 3 P, f& E+ M4 O. m7 p% a
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
7 d# T' y) Z0 ?6 mMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
E1 J. d2 {8 YMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
6 g0 W+ _7 h/ D, W# R+ sMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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# C6 e/ r& R2 @4 POLDSMOBILE: + P/ H& X5 s3 l b; P
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday / S M/ [3 M% M+ t
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: " _; K7 y5 ^) K1 {" t
Put In Nickel To Operate
! ]5 K' `" t) X0 s& }* hPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook , U7 f3 J2 C% q0 v
Put In New Transmission Often
: [! Z' K7 t5 r) M% A0 i, vPushed In Neutral Too Often ! r$ g( e) Z5 C' r
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/ q1 E- u1 T; iPONTIAC: 5 w& b( k9 O3 Q$ s+ w& X
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ' {5 H$ p# G% T8 G1 c- r
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: 0 ^1 U* C* l/ m- V6 x' Q. q. H
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 5 c' N' j. k7 a7 }8 N8 |5 L
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
1 i( s( ?6 R# }& `2 NSend Another Automobile Back $ N; e1 k$ H8 V3 T/ A
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
5 W4 t/ x4 e u2 @Sad Attempt At Beauty 9 k. z Y" p2 k* o
Sorry Auto, Always Broken . n% `5 Z# M- H. g
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
* z/ c. Y2 K: w$ W; QToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 9 g# B, T' w! _" |7 o# f
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass & W/ v9 i* e' g! c b
The One You Ought To Avoid ' M- j- [' \2 C N0 i6 C. h1 Y, p
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TRIUMPH:
3 d' \+ v7 t3 y, T9 n/ xThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! / v0 a: q, Y6 Q6 Q1 g; t
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! + E- g7 M) o, v3 |/ P) `
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+ ~* @6 P) R- z% lTR: Tools Required
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" C2 p+ R% \5 n: a$ Q* | KVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ; z3 \) \3 F0 m1 }' f4 h5 ~
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Vintage Wreck ' ^6 J& M" u, C3 A i9 S( u, i
Virtually Worthless |
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