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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: % ^$ r+ n) u( i' ~) J7 n* _$ q
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
% c8 {( ~* v4 R* EAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
4 k* G8 {, o" s. x/ HAll Makes Combined
7 g. m" l' w/ R7 ]: j# |. SA Major Cost 4 w8 w4 Q, Y) T. z o# [7 Z
A Mutated Car
2 v" l2 M: p% [! IA Morons Car
& [/ C" q, `7 {Another Major Catastrophe % @. `. S) C: E
A Man's Car % f2 |# u6 r- [3 p9 O& I
A Miss Conception
8 ?0 ^! m' n6 E1 @, c w& {All Muscle Car - B- L. I. z' n( |- |* w
All Most Car
7 u k O# d. o$ n/ h! JAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
' r2 \7 n( @5 m: x" Q( o7 FAutomotive Mental Cruelty , I5 N7 P6 t, w0 s% R+ U7 E; ^1 Y
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AUDI: 6 N$ F8 Z5 I/ f) P% i1 r& f2 i
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented " r S* a% I) X2 J: m" L9 b
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
# X+ W% K9 R; Z/ }: y& w( r: g& EAutomobile Under Demonic Influence - T2 ^5 q- j$ B( ^7 U. E
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
& m* p* M3 @& D, c; R' CAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
) E+ u5 V$ h) x- ]5 O- h. P4 d$ w$ NAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
$ g/ H/ G1 J- T; c3 SAll Unnecessary Devices Installed ]/ a( v# L D; _, D0 o
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BMW:
o* ^+ Z& \; v( X) _, OBig Money Works 1 }- |# s2 E. @ m/ c
Bought My Wife
2 ?9 O% m5 H' h# b5 lBrutal Money Waster
0 l$ K* p! A* o7 J* D7 j! rBreak My Window ' c7 v$ m% t+ S' X$ y
Break My Windshield $ j* R# N- R/ m6 x; }7 l$ N
Babbling Mechanical Wench % _* L+ p3 N$ ?. Y6 X) E
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
" J4 X( F" z7 S# D" yBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels # @$ d [$ L5 ~, T8 h8 w
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
, K: C& k5 `8 v7 P* R- ~; ~6 vBarely Moving Wreck
: X6 Q( o! w- |7 |0 |: oBig Money Waste 5 W4 B: ?1 D7 A6 h
Big Money. Why?
# C) q: n' ]6 DBig Money Works & _% k% }0 c5 B1 {1 [/ Y/ ^
Born Moderately Wealthy
+ A4 |* @" d9 wBreaks Most Wrenches - X- p& X$ B* S7 `% q* A1 s ]
Bring Many Wrenches
$ u! s) t5 i0 B" `" BBrings Me Women
; D7 \- _2 z$ yBrings More Women ) e6 V7 u& A/ b) a" `4 S! }0 Y
Broken Money Waster 1 n# A' h; _, A; I/ ]3 [
Broke My Wallet
o! r& z( y6 [. o4 Y# rBroken Monstrous Wonder
* [) ^; z' v3 t% T, S& o! a8 F8 dBumbling Mechanical Wretch
/ a7 v; s9 v6 t! j( a& s8 `Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 0 m2 @/ B6 ?0 @, R4 d
Bavarian Manure Wagon / O. E" l$ J" j' ~$ x5 u* n
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BUICK: % r7 O/ N G" x3 E
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
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% E, p' {1 {( Z$ qCamaro:
% [; U+ I r$ m KCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
5 }0 T, x% V2 f3 y# w9 b7 _0 r6 w1 {Can't America Make A Real One? ! `1 O% {: k, i3 l5 p2 P
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
9 {% z( I2 L1 P6 pCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often : k2 ^7 Z# K: r
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! O2 C+ S" Y$ @- }# C) gCHEVROLET:
, g2 a- C0 r3 I# d, tCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
/ Z1 p3 a* l( o9 q* b, ZCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
' O0 n2 g) }( T2 g% V( |$ M% qCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
2 W+ b$ w- q# f( dConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques # C& M p" ]0 M' a
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 5 L% \* o, D9 L. j
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DODGE: 4 J8 m* d7 y- \$ z* W) O; u. G
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
0 P" A# L' t6 U% QDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater ! N, x: S1 H5 M; D. \+ ` [
Dead Old Dog Going East 9 \1 P& o1 }( o ]; |
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
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Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ) {4 T0 H0 Z* C% |0 |9 n
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
5 e! O) r6 d$ f1 T2 b9 e$ ?Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
( X, b5 U* l, E( @Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
" s* M- X2 d/ IEvery Day Something Else Leaks 5 S. E7 g0 C" N0 J0 E4 B, ?
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs * _6 N1 B I5 K1 ^# r" r
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FIAT:
$ t" D/ b& B. Q: bFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
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/ o( s0 |0 @- n7 g; `Fix It All the Time 6 F, b* n8 c; O% [5 n/ E0 e/ X
Found In A Toilet
/ N; U) n1 }7 NFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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/ @* [, s& d: k4 A7 ~FORD:
! J! m7 L+ d# `3 m4 E/ {) ^* X" \Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 1 X: h5 Y- x6 Z- l ?& u4 Q) j
Fix Or Repair Daily 2 Y4 `/ L. Q- T% F
Found On Road Dead
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First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung 0 Z- A6 |7 |7 h( s2 b' }% f
Fails On Rainy Days ! B) M8 G2 L8 J: f' w7 f" b) k
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
/ n, C: p, T/ Z/ |3 VFatally Obese Redneck Driver
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Finally Obsolete Racing Device # E. m8 c" I3 E0 M& V! }
Fireball On Rear Denting
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0 Y2 y) L( |. [) hFirst On Rust and Deterioration
8 M8 x$ U4 B" l9 s( SFix Or Recycle Dilemma , f2 [! K7 r) E1 T
Flipping Over Results in Death ' ^" e1 }5 t( H2 l
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 1 c6 r* |( b$ R! L3 J, ]/ ?
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
8 I3 t% q" m4 B9 H, {Foot On Road Decelerates
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Formed Of Rejected DNA
* c/ I5 X1 E. K$ M" [Forwarded Once; Return Denied : b$ R* g+ w0 F* s5 k) J( H( ^
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
- Q' u$ k2 e$ ?9 ^ e7 P" W v4 o7 xForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
& v5 ~3 L+ P, cFork Over Repair Dough / u2 N- w" g+ h2 S5 r
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
4 ]% g! a# f. e/ AFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ' D1 n2 y4 \4 R# k3 L% D
Free Or Reduced Drastically
C1 y6 P3 X R/ p* U+ A" yFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 9 m6 g5 b. H5 o! H* n9 ]
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
$ W( p, c7 r& J- yFunny Old Rattling Dump
! q" V C1 z" B: P9 U+ sForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) - ~+ H- r; F! [4 a' h6 G0 o0 W- L
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA . F* a& g2 P% y5 j2 j/ B9 e, F. e" a
Found Out-Right Dangerous ) r& W9 `+ Z. d. ]( o: u8 x
Future Of Racings Delight ) b' s7 f) X% ~3 s, f" S- ~- R
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
; k+ g& a. u' T) _8 h6 Q. N% n# F- K(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability - k' h' S0 R$ N+ Y6 a& A
Lots To Do
0 ~: H& c- d& Y/ p( r7 F8 P: H- {9 ULooses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 3 o- T3 t5 X6 U9 o. t
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General Maintenance 9 H& Q- B6 G, i& a; t! S4 _
Great Mistake
# u# j5 S" E1 i0 R/ BGarbage Motors
' O/ S7 e" V& Q: }& LGenerally Miserable 6 q8 B* |' M1 p1 C8 i+ c6 p: M
Grossly Misconceived L) s1 V: B. K" e, P
Gluteus Maximus
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Goofy's Manufacturing $ ]7 I3 c2 n0 q( V7 u' b/ ]
Gone Mental
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GMC: * h+ m+ o* {4 T4 G& d5 ~3 W) M
Grief & Misery Combined
6 v, {6 a# B0 b' Y$ U, aGarage Man's Companion + M; i: \' \+ j% K! }3 n7 s# w% T
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
" q. o1 T6 l9 T) q c iGenerally Mediocre Cars
8 w& r, s& o' L& A. bGet More Chicks # L+ m9 h! s' z# S2 o% @
Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap # X: S; ~) P) K3 m5 [. Q
Great Mountain Climber
' u, {: x3 X3 L! kGreat Motor Car
* x0 g9 d @# }# v: Y+ MGod Made Chevy
' C6 f# K& a: k" o0 VGood Moron Car
( \7 F4 o( o. N( ^) o, L1 qGot Mine Cheap 4 ~% Z7 O% J/ ?2 |" S/ U. Z! ?
Get My Checkbook
, r* t& f6 j' w$ [4 t; Q/ {' t6 bGone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil 7 f2 v$ F" b% B% i- h% Q# f8 e
Get Tools Out
! B/ b' B5 B. F* |) h( BGet To Onramp $ L! w& J* X! Y* X( g
Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out
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6 ?- X& N# Z0 U5 k/ RGone To Overdrive
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; R/ L( e4 ^; q$ i: M. Y0 BHONDA:
V: E3 ?# s3 h) P; QHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
_+ j! W3 D4 F# VHad One Never Did Again
/ k6 b$ m) Q2 b) T z0 |' q! yHang On, Not Done Accelerating
9 Q8 ^1 ]- Y( _/ V3 BHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
+ n& A! G7 V0 _, k" ZHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 5 a+ {3 l& V2 |$ ^ r
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration - a+ ] t- g2 c z
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 2 {/ x" D B' w/ u! N3 |( w7 g& M
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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5 t! m0 M: w- WHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: & T1 j' H+ u: _, \6 K. p$ ~: _
Just Eats Every Part
?3 v7 V d: R$ O) \Just Empty Every Pocket
+ u! F+ }3 o3 W* bJunk Engineering Executed Poorly " N( Z# c5 t; q
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 1 W) Q7 @* \; i% N+ ~% C( t
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around 8 c0 Q7 @( q4 u, o/ ~8 ?6 H, b* O
Kick It Again / b8 G2 Q) M; n# l! t
Killed In Action 7 l" a" y, V1 ?8 H }/ _+ m
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ! B$ t5 j7 M( y
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MG:
- h- K& p, _* k9 cMoney Guzzler 4 [7 X( e4 G1 @( ]* S
Mostly Garaged
2 ~4 O0 h( o0 c/ @Major Goof 7 A# I1 \. ?/ ]4 |
MGB: Might Go Backwards
k) ?. W6 H" {" \ b. O7 gMGB: Might Go, But . . .
2 f. P! y. }& k1 E K4 |" lMGB: Motor Going Bad , T. ], v1 [, N8 C5 O" d: c7 b
MGF: Might Go Forward - F4 V8 p) C+ z$ K v
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate - e% W+ a0 o3 n% p; C& V9 v+ G9 M
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, ~. f7 T" y- r' D0 n$ VMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
" m+ [8 X2 ?& v3 IMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously * S: i6 g, _# S7 E
Most Often Passed At Races 0 \( G) i2 D/ O' C5 r
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 5 j4 x# U3 ^: ?( w. z# X
Move Over People Are Racing 6 @' ?# X F! m
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
( }* l. c; u6 R" uMy Old Pig Ain't Running
! I0 U! W9 f, [" p- |/ ^6 gMy Only Problems Are Repairs
# z; n8 f5 j: h6 C+ p0 O8 L1 iMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
4 }8 M1 y4 o0 e4 I) U. XMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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- S& K' a. ^9 Q/ z2 a- z$ X2 GMUSTANG: ' V: ?' c' [+ R2 @4 }& w, I
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good $ L! f0 Y+ e; j8 T3 x0 a
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go , K/ c( X2 f6 H& _3 k% `0 X5 z& r
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
( [7 g; O, {- pMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO # R6 o1 ?5 C' e( d' ^$ H2 f" P8 y
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9 I+ C2 i u! k. g5 ^OLDSMOBILE:
( G& b. J: I/ p$ p- _Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday % d4 I' R7 m" i! ]( v2 ]. u) b+ u
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
7 `8 U) d- L! O4 h. U# }Put In Nickel To Operate ) [9 M% z G: q6 d. p! e! d
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ) p h+ g; q+ q! M% L F1 N. b
Put In New Transmission Often / N T- `; D0 G' J( I0 W) d9 _9 K+ w
Pushed In Neutral Too Often ! T5 |, j; p& c6 p/ O3 P+ b4 h
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PONTIAC:
" G* E K! M9 ?. y' |3 ^! ~- ^Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
) P9 w: j6 S7 `+ B& |Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ! r% r+ W. T+ ^+ x
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6 b" G" x2 n1 a) l' ZPORSCHE:
) l- ~( Z5 u/ W9 PProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything / T1 D5 A" \4 r
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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3 h4 {4 {; ^4 A5 NSend Another Automobile Back . H3 F8 h- N6 m0 @
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
* B( E$ `$ ~8 J* P/ p5 c8 A7 PSad Attempt At Beauty 2 E+ i) I% c8 M: {6 i- |2 V
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
" X; x+ F |9 p' s2 f8 oShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually , c" S0 v1 L1 S$ o
. k0 S' n1 `4 i7 s4 X( cTOYOTA:
: [6 \' o, x0 S( \ T! \# zToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ( q; ?8 g q& u$ o5 i5 E
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass , b$ |. g/ ^" h M2 o' c# A& T
The One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! # E% W8 J1 o$ y# u& }2 c# x- ^7 m1 n
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 9 J, W) `8 B7 B* V8 Y
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TR: Tools Required : u7 T: V7 {2 N% k" V, q
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 5 @; i) z) S# U, D9 Z' G# l# U
Vintage Wreck / U' t; `8 A0 ?1 r9 R
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