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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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2 o9 J: _/ b5 D8 s5 `3 ^ACURA: - o7 k8 o) K6 O
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
( B5 z1 c. T+ XAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 8 ]+ W$ V* c+ V0 Q" X% m Z
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, z& G) @- H6 F8 ^, m, l. LAll Makes Combined " v" n Q7 G c! _
A Major Cost ! i3 s# |: t: }" w2 M4 I- l0 {
A Mutated Car
$ F/ v9 B- Y; ?+ x; z4 VA Morons Car / S, o1 v$ n2 T6 i6 f8 l O
Another Major Catastrophe
# [+ ^/ {, ]8 o: Q0 i# {4 PA Man's Car
2 w& F1 W7 V" d5 DA Miss Conception
1 r& O9 O/ B7 E- o6 xAll Muscle Car
: M- D' x" i& K( M: EAll Most Car 5 w( w6 }: Z" B& M% N! D
Annoying Mechanics Constantly + G& U# H8 b' M1 m
Automotive Mental Cruelty % r' h1 | }- ?; F7 `7 i- a
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AUDI:
+ E( {9 T! \0 ]* N; ?Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
* J6 V* _/ p2 X* g2 XAccelerates Under Demonic Influence H4 v( x8 m( M5 G
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
" m6 }3 x& W/ u9 k# W; H* }5 k5 AAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
8 T5 T0 m- z: ?% s) f& @Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 5 ^" G7 |0 m' [
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. . Q2 K/ H7 z# c+ s- m5 v) M9 S
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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0 S' n- f; L* s( r( ], |BMW:
: T5 M9 ~6 o1 E, B) O0 ?Big Money Works # v ~% s4 I w% ^- ^9 N
Bought My Wife # y$ Y6 C+ Q8 d4 Y' B0 E
Brutal Money Waster
& U" r. ?, R9 XBreak My Window
7 C6 s! q* x- @3 QBreak My Windshield 3 e1 h; t8 x a1 D5 b# U- R5 P
Babbling Mechanical Wench
5 U" }. j& J4 p, S6 O9 |7 C9 NBeastly Monstrous Wonder 2 \$ @& ^: R' u9 `- @
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels % u3 Q2 `2 {( e# N1 ?
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder - m* a S/ z9 P% i( O+ m) l
Barely Moving Wreck
& F0 T' _: W7 G2 k) l" v. f/ _Big Money Waste 3 z3 o9 `) o5 C3 p( L
Big Money. Why?
! L5 O. h/ |/ ?6 f ~# J# \6 Q. xBig Money Works
! E4 m0 p$ @4 x+ Y' n1 [8 zBorn Moderately Wealthy
0 X# r$ v9 u( x+ E. mBreaks Most Wrenches ( O. G- {4 _$ A% L6 |3 M
Bring Many Wrenches 7 A O' k" f S* o
Brings Me Women 1 r3 b% ^" s; u
Brings More Women
) E/ ^/ d6 G4 }; B/ Z, b- a; }/ TBroken Money Waster
* e7 W4 s1 P4 j) g3 ]Broke My Wallet
! e' \7 I/ C0 K! J$ L) LBroken Monstrous Wonder ; Z2 N( o5 \' `% c2 D ]. n
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
, [) f3 h; }4 m* V: g% j9 dBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
. x. F) e+ O7 g- W% K/ Z0 ]3 jBavarian Manure Wagon 8 y0 O0 o: l. F# K, l4 n
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( t, L1 U# r5 @% K" lBUICK:
3 h7 n5 q# }7 k: R, @- mBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 4 C0 ]. [6 o$ G, O; H3 Q2 p
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 9 j1 l t3 @; X- _
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Camaro: 5 C. \" g& F+ _) y5 {! I& T
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ; G' A C$ I" r3 u
Can't America Make A Real One? 6 T+ `7 Y: ?& X: \
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ) g! K- n) f+ s t
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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# s) R+ b* Y. T* @. NCHEVROLET: , ]! K; M {/ A! x! c
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
6 P( O3 J! f; m# h5 A9 e" pCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- ~5 D& H0 f& B* xCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 2 x) }! s, t* M) |: b0 r4 z
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
$ O- @ P8 [) m+ A, u0 ZCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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0 e6 A. {4 u3 A3 J0 l5 i1 |6 q/ W( s; ^DODGE:
) l( K* K9 J) u$ ~" R d7 kDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
R7 J$ t2 g W( oDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater ! ?" o8 H! `# {; Z( J0 D
Dead Old Dog Going East
) w) i0 C. |0 r: d$ eDead On Day Guarantee Expires % ?" f0 j. P* ]: x+ I' ?
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy # }9 o" { b: }, N
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired * i& p( N3 A e) f1 v6 h, K4 |
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 2 z9 Z- i/ z' [9 k2 m6 d& ^
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment . V+ F2 q t7 o8 c
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 9 {- N, [1 Z5 v
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/ R7 X3 u6 d* FEDSEL: 5 ?0 U5 i# K( [' u8 s: w
Every Day Something Else Leaks
4 Z |8 B( Y9 B* @8 D# UEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 5 A1 M2 `! @# {/ U) \. ?* P
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 0 Q) r. b8 v' V
Fix It Again, Tony
6 T! ~ |& S, G0 Q, m X; I# uFix It All the Time
0 k8 j$ I6 a4 a6 _" `Found In A Toilet , _$ B/ F, _4 X' i* j+ R
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
* G7 J# @7 v& i- L. o5 ~- oFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
8 [7 M. H4 h% B' u1 {( O' v/ ^4 ^9 gFix Or Repair Daily * K# r% g- v/ d2 s0 l
Found On Road Dead - O0 Q) f' ]+ [% x9 A6 ~
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
& q- K% \- ~8 e! z6 ` bFirst On Race Day 0 a' `5 |8 X. v) ], o/ F4 _
First On Recall Day ' _+ [/ ^) l$ Y4 \7 L3 G
Fabricated Of Refried Dung ; ~5 c8 {% F/ ~! |
Fails On Rainy Days . ?# m4 e; b+ l1 Z) [& r
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 9 H# K) V+ V0 K6 g& l
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver A5 L2 N9 R; u6 P2 x
Fault Of R&D
& B. ~: Q5 v& B! f" dFinally Obsolete Racing Device 3 f" z' t) Q) B* I K+ m
Fireball On Rear Denting # |& N' s* M9 p# |: W
First On Road to Dump
% u+ g, L( e% @9 b0 eFirst On Rust and Deterioration
- Z" c/ A+ W) a8 b8 e/ IFix Or Recycle Dilemma
5 c$ Q t/ Z6 K- v* s, t1 NFlipping Over Results in Death
+ K: e( t6 o& o- C1 x) Z$ fFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 2 w+ X# T! P9 [* v& g
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 4 X6 \9 r7 W; O1 F
Foot On Road Decelerates
; @. e) W& }) ]Forced On Reluctant Drivers 6 j5 R. }, t' W1 j; F! `( b5 v
Formed Of Rejected DNA
9 f9 W' {! o U/ p6 u9 XForwarded Once; Return Denied
' X5 h3 [ D7 fForward Only; Reverse Defective + N* y/ j/ w K8 K9 y- F2 a
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin l A! m! w2 D) O+ S5 C3 U4 o! H
Fork Over Repair Dough
' `- s7 |5 P- F3 r9 i- F! B9 vFouled Out Re-done Dodge
. X! ?, B, q8 z1 wFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 4 d/ d9 ~% L- w4 v
Free Or Reduced Drastically " t. q( y* E0 S9 m: ?! g
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
- S( B, L' n$ @. v9 n" f R2 S( HFumes and Odors Readily Detectable - \0 D4 f# s. Z% ~7 {, F
Funny Old Rattling Dump + T1 @# y& e* O8 J r2 k
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) + A6 K; o1 [( r9 X
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
, }0 H9 Z( h. r& U3 T& r1 O1 TFound Out-Right Dangerous # E; O7 r- w& S s# r
Future Of Racings Delight
# m% j& i) n, j& o0 |# |! L0 }* c(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 6 `0 `4 Y4 D# Z
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability * ^" x# v% Q6 i; o5 ~$ w
Lots To Do - V- w0 ~8 Y/ n/ f' A. G" K5 J7 M+ d$ T
Looses Transmissions Daily
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/ A. a( G5 x+ b' n+ v) ]GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: 8 G. h5 d9 Y2 [5 K; r4 R6 _1 `
General Maintenance $ g @* J7 i; a+ E
Great Mistake 9 k+ g. B$ j/ ?% u
Garbage Motors ; S0 X& d5 |( v: i$ g! z; c& Q
Generally Miserable
% u. S" O1 T3 x& \( E8 S2 OGrossly Misconceived ( g, c: P0 b2 _* r0 c
Gluteus Maximus
% e9 C% u7 w( S% R' IGood Money
; B1 g: m& ^6 A# X5 fGoofy's Manufacturing " g$ m T: t3 x
Gone Mental 5 d8 N( e9 F: |0 g
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GMC: # W& o- k& e$ D5 S4 g. m; w
Grief & Misery Combined 7 r& ?# K6 ]8 J$ _
Garage Man's Companion
! Z; v( y0 J* c" FGotta Mechanic Coming? ' f9 q- E) d2 w4 g+ p, T$ i- D
Generally Mediocre Cars
5 H% g0 S6 H( K" T7 n: x: HGet More Chicks
2 c6 b" d) \9 Z. C) BGets Mechanics Crazy ) M# A: x4 k/ _' Q& t5 [: v
Gods Mechanical Curse
3 M4 |% d# l! R; ~( o& i! Y+ r @Got More Crap 9 s) J$ B3 X+ m4 x
Great Mountain Climber
, G+ L" q s1 F. X6 AGreat Motor Car ' b: B. a0 K% L: X) x' |) T' b% @+ d
God Made Chevy 5 K6 T% S" Y& ?; E& @6 {$ h
Good Moron Car
0 |0 \/ W2 ^. w2 e. `* A& MGot Mine Cheap
. J5 l7 B6 P- Q9 ]' aGet My Checkbook
, Q7 s! j9 q) \' p# Y; X& [Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
4 c# u3 n$ B1 s: XGas, Tires, Oil 7 C+ s3 {; z1 ^! U$ y& |
Get Tools Out
+ E2 {' {' C% l5 ?) uGet To Onramp ( G6 x' f( c- d4 N5 N
Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out
! C: ~! ^0 h' MGood Time Out
7 j2 e* V# a1 a- w* ]# _1 GGone To Overdrive
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HONDA: ! L& ]! R7 s( _4 P/ d! v4 o/ v3 P
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
1 M: X3 q& d. DHad One Never Did Again
% }, H4 f7 E- l. BHang On, Not Done Accelerating
+ A, k4 v( Z! N/ Y# cHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles : c7 r$ X' n0 c+ k7 g+ d: J& y
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
3 t& y- e. V+ ~1 ^3 A4 I' u/ `% eHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
* B8 K/ L$ O3 P+ ?% |& iHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
+ j1 t% Q3 |% ], O: }PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 8 Y( f; H& z' T1 k, G! s3 J! F: b0 l
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JEEP:
4 n5 Q8 o" j' S0 _' ~* ZJust Eats Every Part / p7 L0 j8 g6 P
Just Empty Every Pocket
1 h% M/ T0 f9 }7 _Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
1 d5 p3 D7 P; S/ q* ?6 B" AJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes # w" f' G2 E4 z5 L2 H+ `% N
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts ) \: R% v6 w+ X
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0 F$ _- H( H6 q' _. Y, G9 M! DKick It Around ( O: @ R1 C& y2 B. [
Kick It Again
0 a# I5 y0 B# L4 a8 cKilled In Action * v3 }+ v& ^3 K# ^0 K; R
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 4 W, [* y* |% n3 Y4 K
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along $ R# J- @5 p n8 G1 |
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+ P! w, B& w6 DMoney Guzzler
% z1 Q2 P4 J2 d* t' kMostly Garaged % U% i0 Y& V* u
Major Goof : H. J: o4 V. O& U% v1 t
MGB: Might Go Backwards
* d" X7 y' [/ ~8 w+ S) AMGB: Might Go, But . . .
+ i0 G- Y. u8 L( }MGB: Motor Going Bad 2 u2 H( [5 c" o0 S9 x
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ' ^. n6 c( O6 s7 H7 h+ d
* F1 z3 [' W. X( R, kMOPAR ) b( q* J5 \6 [0 j
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ! |* ?0 p# H8 P7 C
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
7 j& l0 ^* j2 R; K' oMost Often Passed At Races
% \% L* k4 y1 I5 U% \; CMostly Old Parts And Rust 8 y/ t$ G# Z/ g
Move Over People Are Racing 9 [1 @3 o( E6 }
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
$ H" N, K/ }* ^1 HMy Old Pig Ain't Running
) p) z [1 f C( m. YMy Only Problems Are Repairs 9 N5 U$ K4 Y! M$ c/ I5 p" a- u y
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement . }- Q5 u& u) h6 c
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
5 B% |$ X" Q% C- x- AMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
E* y4 Z) i0 |+ yMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
' J8 H, V: Y/ N3 A5 O) EMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
@. y3 P& c, X$ W' dMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO : _* E2 `" m( w( E
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1 Q$ B5 D" F9 ]+ x2 TOLDSMOBILE:
T& ? ^, x/ }$ yOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
9 v' A4 b# a- ^Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 6 J/ j1 U; ]: p5 j
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PINTO:
$ n8 S# X7 f3 x! F' x2 dPut In Nickel To Operate
5 u9 T8 g! }5 F) e5 X0 B- dPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
9 b3 m4 i5 C( \' G- RPut In New Transmission Often
7 S x, [7 p/ |* BPushed In Neutral Too Often & E$ N2 s+ v8 S5 x9 p" {) i3 L
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PONTIAC: 4 D" a( P! R" M( m% p+ | t
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
8 u/ q5 z# a WPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
9 ~4 P9 R& ?. R) v/ x$ ^Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
5 V5 o' S. K# A: ePulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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5 E; J- [+ m+ @" u( BSend Another Automobile Back
7 A _. o" O( ^9 |9 m/ K: OSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown , o3 S8 s) `" B& L
Sad Attempt At Beauty
" g/ k( C0 x1 |( H4 S" ySorry Auto, Always Broken ! x8 I$ b" p8 Y- Q% X( w
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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/ Q0 C& b0 l/ x) ]SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 5 e- @; Y' H" K/ s+ \$ Q
; h. U C$ {2 g! g. R: VTOYOTA:
+ v9 r Y( q6 b; z1 vToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto " u- S$ k6 h$ `
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
& l; ^8 L! Y: y" fThe One You Ought To Avoid
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/ L- N' t+ l2 r" ZTRIUMPH:
0 {8 o5 M0 i e. ~$ |This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 1 \) y0 I7 b( c8 t$ e& L
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! " E! z4 l$ I. k: n/ M
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object / C1 H( y6 x+ Y2 m! J
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) |$ e* N8 D; `! P# vVintage Wreck q4 l7 d8 z* N& I
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