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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: ! i# ]0 x, w1 T4 w4 M
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile # f4 b% K$ w: G e4 i% c4 n6 A
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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+ d; O* X9 q! y+ {4 m0 w9 KAMC:
; O% ^! U0 I/ [6 fAll Makes Combined 1 A0 f1 K Q* z
A Major Cost
: Q% `6 m, b9 Q. _A Mutated Car
$ ^, t. [: C/ e% v$ eA Morons Car
& F$ Q: s4 R) j3 m, x2 hAnother Major Catastrophe
) s1 Y- y( O( W1 _- n1 z0 GA Man's Car
% O! H1 G7 ]$ o1 n5 cA Miss Conception
: W6 z2 b6 g* y. RAll Muscle Car
/ t) ^5 L# s0 T" |( y" n, z \All Most Car ! U8 z* }7 P+ m. z9 S
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
5 E! o/ O% ?# xAutomotive Mental Cruelty / l9 I9 v7 G, S& |) S
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: ]# p" x; B* r% b! K$ ZAUDI: 1 u; q( K5 n/ @) E' j
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented ) {& t- C A( A" s% b$ u
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
2 q9 A. ^5 G' r' S! D" kAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
8 K- g, S. P9 u/ j) r1 [( a0 UAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
7 ~- Y. v4 y: r2 WAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
7 L0 _3 _. `. kAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
1 W' u% t* C. LAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: * Z# r( J5 |# x% W8 w1 ^3 h" k
Big Money Works
! r+ e7 b& \$ C" J& C1 T$ HBought My Wife
8 F6 e- ]. T# }( t- q& |1 oBrutal Money Waster
: b6 [) h* ]! j% hBreak My Window
# m: ]5 W+ f) G" b2 DBreak My Windshield
! F% _% W3 s5 SBabbling Mechanical Wench + B. L* l: D/ q
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
3 c: v9 H; O6 O" mBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
4 V/ g) T1 C& D! f/ o. \Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
% j3 y4 m0 O& O# {8 oBarely Moving Wreck 3 L+ j F: H/ y
Big Money Waste ( R( i" q" \, @' ]; v: o
Big Money. Why? + h3 }+ j$ l l( y7 U
Big Money Works
W% M z1 p5 h0 g; oBorn Moderately Wealthy 8 M: E _9 _5 b. O7 `7 [0 x
Breaks Most Wrenches
" D1 f1 A! b4 |4 B$ uBring Many Wrenches & u9 f. d* |5 [$ `2 J5 [8 E
Brings Me Women
# [( Y9 U" P1 t2 y5 cBrings More Women $ ~& _& n w) C; [7 w+ F H
Broken Money Waster
! ]6 W3 B1 o: v4 E3 N2 H) oBroke My Wallet / E# k4 y5 N$ R3 q
Broken Monstrous Wonder
5 L3 ]4 W* H) mBumbling Mechanical Wretch ' K- A5 C1 R8 }$ h! m- I" x
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ) { E8 B* k, S6 W# z* L2 y
Bavarian Manure Wagon 1 Z* [1 g5 R `0 h
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BUICK: 7 e5 a4 x; R; x, o* R5 J
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
, m @9 A! ~& L. x8 IBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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' o3 K" o7 y. N% p' Z$ UCamaro: 1 {' D$ r9 K% P; m1 D; R( \) E8 W' s
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
' s Q* s2 c& UCan't America Make A Real One? 7 v9 M4 e! @: J0 y# ]
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
# o( W! c3 z4 I6 C# I% W, W2 GCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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3 w4 u8 b5 u# [( ?" ^( @CHEVROLET:
$ o9 c2 q5 k; O3 d; }0 DCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ( ]/ B/ m" ` S/ a
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
7 g: S# f" M. y! ~Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time % X6 j+ w/ n4 j2 |. P
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
6 j- K2 f" h" V+ p" E' o3 l2 JCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology , F7 Q8 o! D) w/ [7 v) ~) X
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DODGE: 5 K* r9 @$ g; \+ S" F) j% ?
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 3 \5 P( t; |/ b
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 8 `: p7 E2 A9 H' h+ k6 L3 `- H
Dead Old Dog Going East 5 |! ?: ~% v/ O7 f) A
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires , o, ~$ k: b2 L- L9 R( P
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 1 i9 i' L5 ^3 u! P* `* o6 E2 g
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired . O; u. l& B: f
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
D6 I0 X9 ?" t6 }+ o! wDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
7 u+ E3 B$ U2 G* ]Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive : I3 l/ V. U+ X* { b/ W- n8 K! c
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EDSEL: * I! S) y! `. j! A4 ]8 r. E
Every Day Something Else Leaks
% t7 S7 z" Q! U5 Z6 w8 AEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 8 |1 L ^$ N" s9 v# I
, T& a. k; [9 d* cFIAT:
3 s$ E F, Q$ w; D0 X8 kFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
6 D, t. l# T" z/ g3 wFix It Again, Tony 9 }$ n3 n+ h7 I6 J- g, A& a# p
Fix It All the Time ' Q, }! v& U- ]* U5 r
Found In A Toilet $ w4 n, `* s% @3 v3 L
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ! p4 U1 r5 \' U+ r3 g1 S
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FORD:
a, h9 t8 R; V& b7 d& W1 g V9 zFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 4 s1 `* s( d O; i
Fix Or Repair Daily
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Fast Only Rolling Downhill
3 j6 t) U* j0 P% E: E8 \First On Race Day
' Z8 K' P9 S( @8 R9 aFirst On Recall Day % g$ n$ ?6 w, p, p" L
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
' b! h0 q/ ?- Z/ P- W ^4 NFails On Rainy Days ' M# K# g& c* {
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
# v. A) T0 h$ l: w7 lFatally Obese Redneck Driver
" p4 Z; J, k5 I# P, S9 p" [+ DFault Of R&D
7 y* V0 O6 C, N! k @' w, U/ OFinally Obsolete Racing Device
2 _ A: i- _) L) rFireball On Rear Denting 2 i8 @* d6 o* X% Y7 D0 f
First On Road to Dump
& R! r3 L8 }1 ?% u0 M' CFirst On Rust and Deterioration
. q: C8 y' m! c& R2 ?! ^6 {Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
4 c+ L7 Y8 g$ s r d9 L# JFlipping Over Results in Death
. J: e1 J3 G/ p& V6 oFlipped Over Roadside Disaster ! f, }; q6 E# I D* l
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled - [) Z- C( Y( {+ L3 d
Foot On Road Decelerates
0 B1 o) z/ u1 w2 X: ]; a6 {, iForced On Reluctant Drivers
$ Q$ L5 f8 x- a( e0 \4 }* RFormed Of Rejected DNA
" b) ]4 S4 K- E* G3 h' SForwarded Once; Return Denied # v0 e) X! D: K# a; R ~% b
Forward Only; Reverse Defective + |5 l6 B) J- R, d S0 D
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
/ f2 q% T+ y; b' ]Fork Over Repair Dough , Z% {7 j9 ^/ X. b! W
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ( R7 i* S! e$ b) o; m8 E. n! X
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 0 R8 j3 l l" l: a
Free Or Reduced Drastically " c- {( R6 x6 C6 V/ K
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
' o+ a( O; _- p" uFumes and Odors Readily Detectable $ n* x9 }" {% \6 U/ u% W9 C
Funny Old Rattling Dump / R+ {0 P/ T' O6 a8 q: Y4 q S
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) P/ T; V( L1 U" N( z
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA , j$ ]) n$ U& W5 t6 ?! x' W, _
Found Out-Right Dangerous . a; a, ~9 c1 @8 L
Future Of Racings Delight * D: |; c+ P# ~# h5 W
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
: u1 c6 j( G7 {(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ) U' w7 _1 P l3 l) N, s
LTD:
: r5 ~6 f+ K, t5 X* H1 @. [Lacks Total Dependability . J l5 B4 F" D. _! E8 w* V' D4 o" j s/ E
Lots To Do ) k& U, i3 |1 ?% C
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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& y/ l: G$ ?/ |. |% X& _General Maintenance 0 i! G/ |& W% ]$ s; j, w7 E; G
Great Mistake , b' r9 T( Z8 K( C& h" n) D9 o5 K
Garbage Motors & ?+ I" G: B5 D9 i. k6 C. S" g. \
Generally Miserable 5 o% B# i- f6 [7 C6 T: r
Grossly Misconceived
5 T9 O% h( N' t/ @" n& O6 gGluteus Maximus
n' D2 C$ K' ^0 @% U/ pGood Money + g& p: l5 o1 k" G
Goofy's Manufacturing - F1 N7 `( a* \" [
Gone Mental
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0 M4 B- s% a/ X9 G( U5 F7 w1 jGrief & Misery Combined ; a* ?$ y/ d( Z
Garage Man's Companion , s) o3 D6 | x2 S
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
3 B6 `" o# j) ?% TGenerally Mediocre Cars
# U. D# O0 l5 l: W* s: J+ [4 o, G6 }Get More Chicks : M$ x) r7 y/ D8 N. m. m
Gets Mechanics Crazy 3 [2 W3 ] j: S1 w- A& h; e
Gods Mechanical Curse ( t, J% _& W, |+ U' y. W
Got More Crap
% N- [# d: P3 u8 P- D6 IGreat Mountain Climber
" ~1 i6 M! J6 ~# O- qGreat Motor Car
* V6 M& T" x* s; `1 k4 SGod Made Chevy
0 M: C. K& x5 V$ C: ]Good Moron Car 7 g* i8 Z a# \2 U, g
Got Mine Cheap W" d ]5 X$ T' A0 e
Get My Checkbook
A3 ^% T; {/ `% G8 U) V8 H5 BGone Mad Corp.
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2 A# w) b/ |7 ^8 @3 ?7 e* O4 TGTO: 7 \6 U6 `6 j. N' G H6 H
Gas, Tires, Oil
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Get To Onramp ) t) @7 y! Z, Y
Good To Own : Z- k0 q8 s: z! p# ]
Get The Others
2 H+ I/ z0 l& P9 z! VGenerally Trashed Out
- Z1 g" `* x. r5 oGood Time Out
: x# [3 X: @( t. WGone To Overdrive $ j# O8 w6 a1 o% _: ?
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HONDA:
# x* V B5 c# W$ VHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
; e8 O/ @( P% h' e9 `Had One Never Did Again 0 u1 ^3 h, N9 G2 w9 Q
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating % o0 m' v% Y4 j/ q" N3 u
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
$ t8 U/ m. E( K# y' YHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
0 L `$ \, w) s' A3 @) r) UHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
7 S9 d0 w. V7 e Y& E7 c9 b }How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
, R8 U R8 ~1 v& [/ U! k( G# GPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... + q: h0 C' h2 z3 P1 t, \! r9 X' l- f
, h6 R9 o" S( g+ `! ^JEEP:
/ I$ j0 A4 F4 mJust Eats Every Part + s+ t# S$ O5 I3 H# h
Just Empty Every Pocket 1 F( S! k& D. @
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
) k( X3 F1 T( u. T" L+ @* `Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
5 w# @4 X. V% d. w$ Q! tJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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0 M- S: o$ v* \0 g) m4 }. `4 VKIA:
. Y( _* B0 T+ h/ J6 ^, D" jKick It Around
: a2 n2 v C- x8 j( w* gKick It Again
" Z/ z, H* c, y- xKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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0 ~: ?( H+ V; V8 yMoney Guzzler
7 r; d9 s1 U* R1 O5 W/ b% }7 bMostly Garaged
) o3 W$ F. @$ u4 Y7 IMajor Goof ( i1 d- q3 w2 t$ H3 q/ b' g4 l
MGB: Might Go Backwards
2 T0 `* q8 z2 g' W0 D0 Q$ L! cMGB: Might Go, But . . .
E R7 P2 M% g+ `+ Z: ZMGB: Motor Going Bad % a2 F& }$ X9 @3 T; {# ` s
MGF: Might Go Forward , [$ B0 o. ?: W. _
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% e8 s8 Q4 |. y6 i' D- A1 UMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 6 c. ~: B) H+ t) k/ U
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
! [4 W7 n% t$ R5 D$ h7 [* |. p OMost Often Passed At Races & G; U( l8 H3 K Y7 e
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 2 p! R# c% q+ K) Z3 {# c+ L
Move Over People Are Racing
3 L) }0 K/ T+ F1 IMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
+ [; o2 J0 r" L9 H! |; sMy Old Pig Ain't Running ) C2 |, V. V- W( m) j
My Only Problems Are Repairs
7 }, r. O) J* C# a! rMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ( e! G3 R6 N4 Y0 E/ o# C5 z& W `
More Often Parts Are Replaced ' u% h1 m( t+ x7 [. V0 y
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& x! ~8 F9 Z3 O# e1 AMUSTANG: 2 @! W& _$ @% c) v- P! O5 T; w
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
' {' q( C9 w" v7 a/ V! M" x, }8 YMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
% n! Q& U& Q% e! Y, t$ H1 W0 d1 gMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 0 K& ]+ C2 D$ }( n* Y& \5 S
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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+ r, O2 y8 h: X F0 UOLDSMOBILE: ( W) M3 `; y& R, D+ k, d5 D, F
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
$ q* u/ X. g' Y! _; o! POverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ! D/ p' o" T. O* V1 @; z ~
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PINTO:
; k" U6 ^$ u; R( D9 v) mPut In Nickel To Operate
) d0 [3 B6 k& c& Y4 v4 bPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
1 {7 }$ {/ i/ hPut In New Transmission Often
w' p2 U# q/ v; rPushed In Neutral Too Often 5 z: z0 T2 U% j+ Q; y" ]
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PONTIAC: 1 ^( }& ?) a9 ]+ `- l A
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car / j# {& o8 _& f3 }. ~% }- X* }
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
+ W$ G) h6 E1 `Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
8 n3 k1 f0 @3 s; n1 V4 Z9 fPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 6 l- G7 R9 }" F& k' J# w" Z, U
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SAAB:
6 }# j6 p5 p7 c* FSend Another Automobile Back
8 L5 z* F" \0 {# j& ISwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
5 i$ G" V$ Q' m7 W* [' P0 ]Sad Attempt At Beauty : w- x3 O% O. u5 D9 B
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
+ l& Y7 t: H5 E) ~) l0 q. V) B z. A. kShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 0 \" N7 r9 a- u
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TOYOTA: ; }1 d! B1 ]( R0 q7 c7 w1 r; I
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto * E7 m' Q+ ~7 w
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass $ w( w, `: f/ `7 O5 B
The One You Ought To Avoid 2 U6 _; {- c6 |2 Z" S4 M
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TRIUMPH: 0 J; T2 e# ]4 k ?$ s
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! $ E& @. p5 B# ?9 z/ m) }: n" b
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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/ R" d2 J1 T6 n! CTR: Tools Required j3 E z* e/ b4 G5 D4 E9 G
& t, e. J, O0 |$ B' t3 |VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 5 u2 w2 S! a- V; L. w9 v
Vintage Wreck
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