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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 9 ~( b* a, Y: |7 e
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ACURA:
& y N. W, [/ f8 {: [ \9 ZAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ) j+ o1 p# l- ]) [3 `
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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, P( S" j N8 k2 Y( `) NAMC:
6 ]9 E2 ~/ X7 |! ~2 ^8 _All Makes Combined " o) R7 t' s; q7 M' F7 a5 V1 s: L
A Major Cost 1 v, }2 q6 d' n# C* S: d: A( f9 L
A Mutated Car % o9 c4 T W: x d0 o) C; l. P
A Morons Car 8 e$ E: |5 q0 c2 \ C# [# w8 P; S0 E
Another Major Catastrophe
5 s* Y- g& _) d dA Man's Car
' e9 a7 d8 Z9 d% e/ m3 fA Miss Conception 2 q$ ^3 P. o" L9 q9 f
All Muscle Car
' |7 t; x& v/ \, @6 e0 s! |All Most Car + @2 }' F! j3 X: U4 v, h! [
Annoying Mechanics Constantly : I1 ~* R/ k, K# M
Automotive Mental Cruelty 8 H. J6 {4 `4 s2 Q
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
G" J4 {7 G( o. {, g. {Accelerates Under Demonic Influence , S' H+ f8 f0 U O4 l$ f5 C- V7 ^* B. y
Automobile Under Demonic Influence ) ~% u: p, n/ G& f8 x* C! m
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 4 E# q9 E) j. c( P" T
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence . c) G y; c+ @9 L9 b/ @+ `
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
3 C/ M( C( D" l7 P2 I4 pAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
; P6 g% u" ]: D! GBig Money Works
0 s f' c3 X2 r: g3 ]/ T- dBought My Wife
3 ?& S4 H! W: }8 }: J, D0 `. FBrutal Money Waster
$ c9 a5 o, u( M' U1 n/ o& ^Break My Window ( Z# M! k/ t+ R- S: v; L4 T
Break My Windshield
7 e- c5 T& j ?8 `4 eBabbling Mechanical Wench
: \# S8 O. [$ Z% k% rBeastly Monstrous Wonder
# `( h! y: H7 y6 t- y! }1 tBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
( b' F. s: {' I( o' m7 l8 L+ i8 `Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
7 q9 K$ i' U/ X1 hBarely Moving Wreck
2 n8 Q& O! ]0 J6 \ A. TBig Money Waste
" m( j. W1 a9 w+ g1 \# gBig Money. Why?
& n. N5 V' ^& TBig Money Works # T. M& I% ~5 P! m! h/ B
Born Moderately Wealthy
" A& K) |3 J& @, D Y7 L, ABreaks Most Wrenches
3 |7 ~& X5 ~; h5 f& `Bring Many Wrenches
9 c+ e) J( o+ c, OBrings Me Women 6 l$ m$ v: D# x% ]" O3 P
Brings More Women
" S6 ~: F" Y/ d. A qBroken Money Waster
0 m7 k5 [3 |# f7 }0 E9 o8 BBroke My Wallet ' W! J6 ~2 K7 o& I) |5 T
Broken Monstrous Wonder . r! z" s* f! d6 f4 F8 i: S
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
1 k9 v1 U* i) \Blasphemous Motorized Wreck $ B- E) D$ i2 E! c& C! F
Bavarian Manure Wagon / J8 T* d2 N) s" D! R
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1 m6 k1 z2 {2 FBUICK: + q5 B. G; N, }* I' ]
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
2 D; I% Q* H( fBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King % P% X! Q, A8 ?; r- }2 u
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" S% k+ R( }" WCamaro:
- Z& v e8 X, m( q$ w" s. |Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? + ?- |; U; p, E
Can't America Make A Real One? * m( }' s& g v% p7 X8 V+ b
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often - ^, U" p# q% u: J& j' _
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often * S- f/ [: [ f& k: ] W
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; }5 B) l+ }# G, J, h- _CHEVROLET: / j: `$ {7 q. Z5 R1 K' K
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 2 {; Y+ t* \. ^2 w
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
" W/ X) |- D# g7 RCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 3 z {) }9 s) a) E% R
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ' G, d7 G l! v) @4 s* d0 u$ {
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 8 `5 L' T( Z" I* A, A5 z% H8 j
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DODGE: , ~9 X9 \6 U D6 x% _' N
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
; x0 }9 m# [# v! I, r/ RDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
' U7 r* N- t) c% S) m8 gDead Old Dog Going East
1 Z3 L7 O3 W$ z8 XDead On Day Guarantee Expires
0 @3 J+ [4 q8 }5 u2 e# ?) }Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
, a& B/ f) y( k2 o( l3 Z! dDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 6 y, a2 R- @) e$ ^* X" a
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
; C, T7 l/ ]9 A1 F& ? RDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
4 M8 O9 ~! `; j7 a6 O/ X( M3 A oDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive + V2 @9 I+ ^* C8 K0 O4 {. n
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Every Day Something Else Leaks
) d% q k: j( ?7 aEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs . b" ?( n, |1 ]9 v1 A2 ~( {
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FIAT:
' i8 ~6 T. V. \( nFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
N- X+ I+ l2 kFix It Again, Tony
0 X: T6 q# S7 L+ {( GFix It All the Time 8 n9 v0 Z# T' Q1 N
Found In A Toilet / l: p" S4 a" e* B# ]# n/ O6 l
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ) [# M" i3 Q5 o, n. o
Fix Or Repair Daily
( V0 d+ t( b3 }6 O. FFound On Road Dead
M7 b" K. n) E2 WFast Only Rolling Downhill
6 r- P$ t1 v+ D: g( `$ _/ W. \# [First On Race Day
V4 u! Y$ C4 M. r5 C% S0 I4 h& B: PFirst On Recall Day 8 n! e, R. `4 |& |
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
# }+ o0 \. u3 zFails On Rainy Days
$ F& w' w1 F& v- [ ]Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 3 W# p8 e8 D( j8 }3 K/ C& I, F
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
6 _; I3 ^$ y; }; @0 DFault Of R&D
6 y9 e; e0 F6 `; f' YFinally Obsolete Racing Device : _* I! H0 K/ m* ]) T
Fireball On Rear Denting 4 z1 F) v- D z3 c7 f* _
First On Road to Dump
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- ^0 h9 [" M* `$ B4 T1 kFix Or Recycle Dilemma ' u6 S( @$ Q& S' l
Flipping Over Results in Death
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$ J( r+ n' v9 [; y: [Follow Our Rusty Dogsled J/ N! c9 U0 e! Y! c
Foot On Road Decelerates
, f5 }5 m- u) {7 Q: o% T9 [: X2 f* SForced On Reluctant Drivers
4 D5 A Q$ G0 \, W. [% K: |/ vFormed Of Rejected DNA
: t5 O! ]( [) e. bForwarded Once; Return Denied
% |- f4 d8 Z% _Forward Only; Reverse Defective # j# Y5 `/ ^# }1 r! C+ G
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
' H, t% j$ S$ i+ P5 @Fork Over Repair Dough ' l" _$ p9 _6 a1 w: ^
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
- \* T [$ c+ {, E% _' z$ q: Z# EFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
3 w* }* [+ I; N5 {+ F% j4 q! i4 pFree Or Reduced Drastically
/ g5 W2 p& H4 ^; A- {Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed , n" a# l$ r, L5 n6 O
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
% k9 _; U" J1 R9 q! S, C5 SFunny Old Rattling Dump 3 \3 `+ b$ `( K5 F6 L
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
: @! G. Z9 p& E3 S, LFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
0 i/ B8 v8 ?5 Y9 U& uFound Out-Right Dangerous
5 I7 I% a: n2 b# A2 a2 ~! Y. RFuture Of Racings Delight
5 d9 s8 {4 A$ }0 ~. p(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
' l# ]6 a1 e( }, ~7 |) u0 p' \(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords h$ d: W- Q. V n+ n
LTD:
7 m' s; H0 [4 A' F2 B+ w& pLacks Total Dependability
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Looses Transmissions Daily
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2 ]8 k u, H3 y5 h1 T9 D1 D; DGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked * D! P8 L1 J' b$ V6 h1 x/ r
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GM:
" K2 D2 V) T0 H; q, F1 p8 n7 Q UGeneral Maintenance
( n n/ x# M1 Y8 B8 _; f7 W) B; }Great Mistake
6 Q1 Z+ N2 E) S. O1 dGarbage Motors
: k. R6 O* d" a: G" P1 b# x7 H4 pGenerally Miserable 4 x- c' Y Y% T( k
Grossly Misconceived
! Z" w+ T8 s/ M5 FGluteus Maximus
$ V1 o8 t! m4 o5 M$ AGood Money 4 s7 {0 G* i0 G' H5 j. ~% Q; l
Goofy's Manufacturing
- X5 N: h4 D4 m1 Z+ x4 K" q2 v EGone Mental ; h- ~* w* H& \& f9 ~- w
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GMC:
N4 b5 c7 t6 W" x" y- vGrief & Misery Combined ) X$ ] X+ y5 b6 g& u
Garage Man's Companion
4 n- e7 m+ ]3 m' R, a5 k0 [Gotta Mechanic Coming? ' `, H# t' x$ ~, o: f8 G! u
Generally Mediocre Cars + K$ ~( z/ p+ ], v" J2 T
Get More Chicks % r( A' g2 @6 w
Gets Mechanics Crazy
* @( Q/ d( ]) K5 l& U6 L4 d" W( iGods Mechanical Curse
+ r {2 C, }3 r4 z+ p, c- |1 g3 LGot More Crap
4 N: m5 h8 W5 }2 hGreat Mountain Climber
8 t0 |+ h! r) `; A0 DGreat Motor Car 1 {8 Z* I" Q5 A+ C8 E
God Made Chevy
/ m# z, o( k% ^Good Moron Car
) d, f+ g. w: d4 |; RGot Mine Cheap " |- Z0 @+ v9 P7 V4 P
Get My Checkbook 8 O& m4 E6 B( B& n
Gone Mad Corp. : F% Y# ^0 Q3 X) ]2 @( j/ x. V
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2 m8 S4 `4 n, }% v& w" BGTO:
" g5 {0 k0 `" C6 C% \Gas, Tires, Oil . T+ W% Z( i7 b: _) i: h
Get Tools Out
# R J/ A: _/ r) {/ g) ]5 bGet To Onramp
* A% |2 e- X2 k- m% RGood To Own 2 p$ k+ \6 G( e' N7 ?% J
Get The Others
* S# i2 O8 i" ]5 L9 n. h. E4 XGenerally Trashed Out , u# E7 J8 G* \9 c' M' Q, D
Good Time Out
8 L( A5 ~9 B( z/ cGone To Overdrive / o* o0 ?! G1 R: r( I7 H9 a1 a+ `
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. Z) V5 b4 M5 i% Q5 A8 p5 R( SHONDA:
' k1 J# {9 N* W, n4 o% N, \Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
0 i; |+ a! b& P, XHad One Never Did Again
# C6 a* D. D4 L$ X4 x0 B) [Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
6 T/ h0 R! E( Q0 r3 ?Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
3 g0 u- W' m* \, b* @- iHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
* |" D% D" ~8 n$ l7 H: p% }2 {0 c# [History Of No Dramatic Acceleration $ b& S' p: [( j3 h
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ' r' ^2 v3 s8 E/ Y+ r0 N
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ! A; m+ L, R- K; ^9 r" Z
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JEEP:
6 W9 k W. L, s0 c. P; WJust Eats Every Part 6 F, B) f2 A/ I. {
Just Empty Every Pocket
& P7 E$ _( o' X# _2 _& EJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
; O% f; b' f& a8 P6 o; E2 F* C3 ]Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
5 q$ W# A( q* ~" B8 S' GJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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4 c. G) a* J. t7 Z6 CKick It Around 5 z" U) w5 V" _1 \/ k- _
Kick It Again 8 s2 N) f' K. D8 T# U0 N1 i' |
Killed In Action / x% B, {" m& V" E( x) V0 G. C/ d
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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* I' y4 Z [$ a9 Z' {MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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' c& k) l* `, Q' |1 \! a! ~Money Guzzler
1 O' m' B, D/ U5 J+ t8 }Mostly Garaged
0 m6 o6 E4 k( `) c+ fMajor Goof
6 O0 |+ i* Z, |$ ^MGB: Might Go Backwards
$ |' y q6 p: B) r" S( ]$ NMGB: Might Go, But . . . 6 k1 g$ C5 ^2 u( B
MGB: Motor Going Bad
0 E u) a: H' f' O' d" z" RMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate , _1 K' c5 K" Y2 [8 X; k0 N2 g
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MOPAR
: g' L0 q% q9 \$ v& Y; }4 gMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
2 _( V" r- d% b7 u' D( j2 nMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
$ b6 M1 r& b- ?7 r0 PMost Often Passed At Races
. X6 t, R0 R& w4 y# S7 z8 EMostly Old Parts And Rust
0 N* ]9 |/ t3 { Y( {& _7 fMove Over People Are Racing & V; @! Q7 ? k8 ^, ]" l3 z0 @5 r; R
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 0 r y. G5 R) G" R7 h8 K
My Old Pig Ain't Running . F# F; J8 \! z+ B/ x2 c3 E
My Only Problems Are Repairs
5 r9 d' `0 d4 j6 @' {- \Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement P) P0 I" v' o, i# @
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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' b5 b$ |1 T4 ^& J7 nMUSTANG:
G9 ?' Q9 w- B3 \Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
) i5 {1 g4 O/ T5 C1 J2 WMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
! v: Q6 T% W- a6 o8 iMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
4 }5 U D0 f7 {& B/ N, x' XMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ! H* f1 X Q: M( J# X( J
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Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday r* n( u0 v4 j) a
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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( y3 d. F9 C! L8 L: H* C& WPINTO: ( V# v2 b5 J# r0 D' l
Put In Nickel To Operate
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Put In New Transmission Often % O2 F! l, B* V% X* m
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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! w& A( L/ b% ?& [$ sPONTIAC:
$ v% y. o5 B" C/ X3 kPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
( l6 u' L- J3 t- b/ j6 `8 h- a- ]Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 5 v9 o6 f! Q, h% `# {) D% x a
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9 R. @4 w: j5 S0 s; ~4 F+ ?9 T) VProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything - m' P/ j4 D b3 @! b$ _7 _$ q
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough / d$ q! Q; \2 Z# W( G
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8 o: o" A/ `. a+ ~; qSend Another Automobile Back ) g% }9 w8 ~5 j2 O
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown % u- c% i+ K) _$ K' }( ]2 k
Sad Attempt At Beauty
7 w; Z+ M6 p9 S9 _+ Y4 ESorry Auto, Always Broken 5 E4 g9 c; d6 s: K" E( ~
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 5 {3 ?4 n: ~0 t
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, }0 G% \, m. c0 y, z- R/ n# C/ F M5 mSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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/ A Z, C# _7 u2 G6 b5 H( KTOYOTA: 9 N( f) O0 `# ?& U! [; m
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto % ~0 Q3 V! n& A# j
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
( R% g% {: d/ }. Q: YThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
% `' \( g) u9 h" \% JThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! $ l& M# x5 F' o: V5 O
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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+ l+ L# [. p: {8 J9 s. v1 BVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object / o( v' ~, Q& F5 z0 p$ Z+ z5 K; i
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VW: : ~ |, J W$ j# {; ^/ K1 g" Y
Vintage Wreck % ]; i9 X9 ^7 N+ d- W0 {* d
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