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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
% U- u/ W% o9 z5 b& X6 jAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile / w3 \3 L' e* }' ^
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 9 [' ^) k# d3 z' p8 i# ~" F
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AMC: % N1 j$ G: F ` I+ M
All Makes Combined 9 h5 a4 c( F& a' b
A Major Cost 4 C! [! E- W% v! {$ U/ }
A Mutated Car
1 ?( R ]+ j- }: G- i! }- D: [4 i1 fA Morons Car
; s. B+ F: [2 y% l; }* pAnother Major Catastrophe
, J# \/ s% _: i; T% _A Man's Car 6 G* s6 M9 b+ R
A Miss Conception
4 G7 V; V5 H/ iAll Muscle Car " Q4 x9 x4 x. V) L% e& n
All Most Car " T$ N3 s* S% k1 ~5 h" Z
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
: x( b3 h# J: q3 o6 B' R! l: \Automotive Mental Cruelty . m% B( W' q* y
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# g$ F# q* a% o$ {3 CAUDI: & `( l) N* b0 o
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
% `' ]" M# ]2 s/ ?) b6 B8 bAccelerates Under Demonic Influence " n. R6 H' r9 f) J6 J
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
% G& N* T v- S) M) E( oAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention : [/ C, U" F! n. V
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
& j, h! |, ]4 V' U$ P8 U3 XAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
% _, U2 N* m7 |1 m# fAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: / V# i+ C( v) [
Big Money Works 9 J0 N+ a M. X& U
Bought My Wife . j5 m7 D. c; {" K1 p( m* \3 z
Brutal Money Waster 6 i8 }1 R- a& g4 {
Break My Window
% f9 x l9 L7 u, _Break My Windshield
g4 Z B" q: A6 TBabbling Mechanical Wench
+ V m, Y6 U6 z8 ^ VBeastly Monstrous Wonder
/ _/ s- L7 s g' \! j8 HBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
2 }; E+ E, C5 a6 x0 xBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
) g" Z7 t0 I0 c0 [Barely Moving Wreck % [8 Y2 S3 ?+ s$ }! ^$ T' T5 S- _
Big Money Waste " l. i# F& ]( l% h4 ~ [3 T: s
Big Money. Why?
/ _; [ h2 K- `8 C+ H3 g: TBig Money Works 9 ^/ y9 Y- B! X/ k, Q
Born Moderately Wealthy
+ W: Y9 a2 \9 O- a6 N3 ]6 {Breaks Most Wrenches 8 G1 A, n) t- E; I# k* A' f
Bring Many Wrenches
, z5 _3 P' l6 w0 |- B) pBrings Me Women
5 F2 d# g% z1 O4 U7 e$ t0 fBrings More Women ; m) A! }2 { r; |) o n$ f
Broken Money Waster
& @, P s$ o- Q7 o" A* tBroke My Wallet
3 i8 x T! l* `) G( t" bBroken Monstrous Wonder
6 W6 d; d3 _2 }. tBumbling Mechanical Wretch
0 D0 [ Z7 m1 _Blasphemous Motorized Wreck : r. W: ?3 o& F# }6 S1 D2 N9 W
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: - g: m, o6 d4 y `% d, T
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
2 d7 R+ L8 i5 lBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ' l# D' F7 a$ J
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Camaro:
( @# Y( w( ]. s$ \% X/ [Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 9 e' y% c# @6 R% i: n" ~2 v2 \
Can't America Make A Real One?
' F1 d% Y8 i1 T! r. A. {: {$ w! R6 D: BChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often . H# D( e: V+ W8 X$ F: `3 G9 _
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 2 G$ K+ {7 j2 ~# U" n& G8 _# j
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Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
$ E( D% n$ H* @& e! mCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
: \, G! C9 k7 U1 E- F6 V P8 eCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ; y! q, r/ j4 D
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
, V" y" _; `/ E" `Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology ' ^2 O# m' G7 j4 M% k; ]
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9 ?$ i, o' |* `9 Z' \; \ eDODGE:
8 O3 x5 ~& f6 o+ B: I5 Z5 e' y; f [Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
4 i. f. J( t! |2 y& j/ a$ WDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater # z3 K/ G# K5 |9 b1 W3 f' D
Dead Old Dog Going East
; b- F" m% @& t# Y6 u$ q/ mDead On Day Guarantee Expires ( \1 b& a: r7 z! a* F) v
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
3 t% n$ Y- R: e6 wDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired % ], x& t$ K" v' h( X+ ?
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 1 r+ S- Z/ T" W
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
! B/ s) P! u6 @, k2 N9 V9 \Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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4 T# H, [& R' {2 UEDSEL:
, R- ]3 E! V8 W& k0 O$ i6 nEvery Day Something Else Leaks
. e5 _4 z4 C/ q; m' R6 |Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: , a5 p' K0 y2 M: u
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 2 X: B& k% R& Y9 x6 B5 E, ?
Fix It Again, Tony 3 B; z" x0 F6 q* o1 d% _1 J
Fix It All the Time
! \( _. m) n7 k" yFound In A Toilet ! G* {2 h. S& q# e4 P7 H
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: * E0 r. W9 l0 J
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
5 B" E% I8 z* [Fix Or Repair Daily
- j+ w% N( D& X3 n8 P8 R B' JFound On Road Dead
: l5 f6 Q- g/ I! TFast Only Rolling Downhill
! n3 e% k: v- o& BFirst On Race Day : ~( ]6 M- S2 {) j. d
First On Recall Day . O& W2 ^/ I3 Y* b+ T
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 2 H9 |1 i2 e7 K/ S1 i4 m3 w
Fails On Rainy Days
$ ?7 M! R% U# h) J' ^$ W2 A" pFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
& m' H! y- {% m }- hFatally Obese Redneck Driver
`( K& n! \5 T/ L( ZFault Of R&D
5 G; v+ N4 w; pFinally Obsolete Racing Device : ^* O' z0 h6 R& d
Fireball On Rear Denting ) b( U8 C4 w/ o& F2 ?! [3 N( T
First On Road to Dump
& N8 i- [% ]. ^, xFirst On Rust and Deterioration
u. A. C) P* J6 W6 ^& dFix Or Recycle Dilemma / g, y: L+ Z& m Q/ M. d
Flipping Over Results in Death ! |4 f# t5 j! }6 u4 s5 l- Q
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster & K8 R$ }/ w4 ]# s1 k9 B
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
+ }1 [0 X2 p. j! w m% z# ~1 ~Foot On Road Decelerates 7 S' D! C3 a2 z& c) [2 b
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
# P, k$ ? S! Y, h+ Y$ ?6 _Formed Of Rejected DNA , g: F/ I# Z @- t' P
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ( Q1 @6 C' u0 } ]4 B
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 7 [, `# U9 I! w4 q" N& p3 w5 w
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ( J9 d& S) F9 u3 J
Fork Over Repair Dough
. z/ b7 X0 \9 [0 ?. T7 bFouled Out Re-done Dodge * x; j- g1 b1 D
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
0 b: |5 N" _) e4 t; p1 q5 p% {# [Free Or Reduced Drastically ( g4 X5 W6 x2 B7 R* }! n' [( z# @
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 2 N @( C3 r" [: s% Y# B
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable & X9 m1 X0 c# Z8 ?. n |
Funny Old Rattling Dump
! Z8 r: R9 q. Z& i8 lForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
. R: ^! r; a S; M6 e* BFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 1 |# a# q t& x5 X; G
Found Out-Right Dangerous ; `# D+ M3 O. ?9 [$ S
Future Of Racings Delight
# r4 g W+ w' R6 o9 i: l7 v(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
$ n) N/ g' b8 q" C: ^. u2 b2 N(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords $ K% d }1 U& ?, M: ^
LTD: 2 O+ m. H2 J; b! w9 @4 h' R
Lacks Total Dependability $ a& Q/ K/ G0 H- a* c7 a
Lots To Do
# A7 x4 m' y( K/ A5 D3 C/ o( H2 iLooses Transmissions Daily
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; F; Q# z9 ~, @8 J. M" ~6 X2 yGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance 4 D' T. c9 X) a" a( E- w/ }
Great Mistake
6 S% f. T- U; xGarbage Motors
' |* Q; V4 t, Y1 |Generally Miserable
: q7 e0 Z H- Y( Y! p/ jGrossly Misconceived 6 M9 s9 h" k0 K! C. B& P
Gluteus Maximus 8 |9 M0 R0 x x% g- D2 q( c
Good Money + a2 e% I0 ]$ N$ u8 Z$ [4 N
Goofy's Manufacturing
/ a% B% y, k& f# d9 f5 GGone Mental + i" P+ _0 L9 a' c1 T
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GMC:
4 X" H8 \+ q& m6 P6 w! p5 eGrief & Misery Combined + t' Z+ Z1 V0 b! S V
Garage Man's Companion
2 f7 R: S: M! X0 m4 n) j3 ]Gotta Mechanic Coming?
6 e; [% B5 K1 n& t7 {Generally Mediocre Cars
) d9 d/ ?7 g, i% `6 n5 dGet More Chicks
* t& d/ J; M3 ?4 d# I- l; n7 I" dGets Mechanics Crazy 0 G# c6 H8 K( l3 K
Gods Mechanical Curse
5 U) L, E. b4 q EGot More Crap
4 `4 T( i: T, M5 G! lGreat Mountain Climber
1 X& N- ~5 s& m3 `9 TGreat Motor Car 3 | u3 H" B9 p
God Made Chevy
: M$ B" N, H: K4 L L7 k2 e yGood Moron Car " x) }, I, X) ^: ~
Got Mine Cheap
`! ~) m( L/ ]4 H. H) BGet My Checkbook 7 ~7 {# R! L' p$ _1 E, N
Gone Mad Corp.
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) t3 ^. Q% r' b2 M9 D5 E+ EGas, Tires, Oil 4 T6 P# Y- \1 n! \2 I
Get Tools Out ! m: A, K1 x* e( ^, A/ f* M1 A7 Q. P( o# c
Get To Onramp
# Z5 M: F9 k" l/ b$ ZGood To Own
- d- x1 q- A* Z( D3 m8 EGet The Others W5 }$ X+ @; Y5 l" H
Generally Trashed Out ) b3 k' [3 ~8 q8 W/ A3 C4 }
Good Time Out / F, S; Y" G; X9 X9 @
Gone To Overdrive + L& Z( J& R _) j- J- M# F
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HONDA:
! o) r& ~( W) Z# L+ qHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything # e5 {, ^4 ^8 D* v
Had One Never Did Again
3 o# t: j. R& C' v0 h0 B, bHang On, Not Done Accelerating
: K8 o6 t& i- D) e. _5 n- t: |7 N2 CHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 6 d5 Y6 w# ~5 U
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
; R( L9 ?- v, N% K2 }# eHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
5 C; [0 A5 w FHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? $ \9 g j5 @# j a) Q# w7 b3 E
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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( R* ~- r, j& a/ [. x: F) |HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
$ `: ?( j! Q: s+ ^; X# sJust Eats Every Part
. y: k9 i, \6 Z* ~# c9 eJust Empty Every Pocket ( P- o; U( X2 W0 M
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly + d6 K2 o; D( W4 Y2 G
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes # a0 E7 E6 z5 Q3 P: c" h) X
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
: N* I/ T7 K, ?* A- LKick It Around
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Killed In Action
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2 H2 k, y( X8 [: ^! S, O' bLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
" S2 U) ^' C( {7 F$ UMoney Guzzler
( d0 g5 {& O- V8 S0 VMostly Garaged
9 L9 L. {8 W- J& YMajor Goof
, P1 o/ O0 Q/ ?6 G! T3 ]9 NMGB: Might Go Backwards - p' r/ ]: y4 s* E
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
, Q' V- t6 @6 Z; B! O KMGB: Motor Going Bad
- g9 T8 M9 a4 ?MGF: Might Go Forward
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) `8 L+ ~$ s T: u; o( R' A" [2 X+ eMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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, [# `9 d, S5 a. K$ j$ N; P- YMOPAR
0 q* D2 Z& M+ e! l6 \- SMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
8 e5 d0 H2 `" i1 h1 Q* NMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
/ J/ c1 h5 \6 n0 q9 HMost Often Passed At Races ( q# M) z' x6 x: y# R* _- ^
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Z5 ?3 }$ m$ \% F3 YMove Over People Are Racing
: a; {9 o9 k7 T1 A( U; KMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
$ A1 C/ b. i, n' |2 Q5 ?0 {6 WMy Old Pig Ain't Running - V7 a; I8 A5 B( P
My Only Problems Are Repairs " D: [5 w, A7 t x# o
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement * n7 M- ]/ M) i$ X# \& y6 l' v! n+ R
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG:
/ L: h4 j# u% i- J: f( zMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
* S% e% \ c' F( G/ AMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
+ s& u% n! H' J- w/ ]$ {9 QMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
5 a; ?2 r# A9 lMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 9 W% z1 z: D- O9 p' t3 w% ^- u, u
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7 w/ T/ G/ y7 g& Q/ xOLDSMOBILE: 2 M) [6 g( r! V$ t7 y4 N
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
+ f1 \9 _/ g: _/ V) P; @, K9 w4 hOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
: C+ r9 S+ b, `" d' q7 GPut In Nickel To Operate
( r6 Y' V; B1 x- \2 ?' |% DPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
+ e9 @ z; B9 m1 T! S. ~% DPut In New Transmission Often
6 u$ {2 p2 W- {Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
0 C: |( P) h! l3 {: K0 BPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
# h" H, j) v4 TPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 0 i3 a9 Q4 b3 g" `0 @
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PORSCHE: 9 E, x0 L9 j9 u z7 E
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 1 b$ t% G3 [& L/ U
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back 9 d# Q! E1 y8 Q. P, y6 u2 e
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
5 T- {* l6 E) j! _Sad Attempt At Beauty
9 m7 e0 W+ Z8 l3 F3 VSorry Auto, Always Broken
2 |' x( V7 N8 W0 h1 x. A YShape Appears Ass-Backwards 5 _# h& T) C j- h/ s
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ' z2 A6 U( f c( A& O( N2 x
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TOYOTA: 8 G/ e& g$ c4 w9 X: H
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
# S" Y0 `, |! ?7 `' PTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
7 |$ N9 p1 Y' d9 k( n# f, n" t* N. s: GThe One You Ought To Avoid 0 ]* N' m6 \6 z& n
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9 F Z( l' i* ?9 j! Y6 H {TRIUMPH: % f( u' V9 E; V7 g2 Q' |7 N
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! # x' Z2 X, g9 ~
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required 9 @8 ?: s0 \" F# C1 I& v
. H+ X6 n z) U- w# `+ o' S( qVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
: p/ c' G5 z! _ a$ o0 p. p6 JVintage Wreck ( }. k P8 T% z U+ ?" H
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