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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ' }9 I* E! c$ t9 G- |' c
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, G: m) d5 P+ i0 @2 D( H, bAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
; o! p6 {, r2 yAsia's Curse Upon Rural America & e! i* h8 [ J& x+ F* Z: n
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AMC: ) \3 z: D1 @5 i+ H9 F+ S; s7 u
All Makes Combined
! P- ~! B6 @1 {* e7 ]- MA Major Cost
! e5 C+ w7 B# C' M: p! @A Mutated Car % H6 U# U% u- K, K) F2 @
A Morons Car
( E) j8 K! }% x- }6 U; V3 K2 gAnother Major Catastrophe
" }, v+ U) N, l- e: B, UA Man's Car 1 U. V, i4 q& x' [
A Miss Conception 2 K7 b: W3 K1 @
All Muscle Car 7 X* O) ?& R* _6 I8 @
All Most Car 4 v; M$ {8 t, H9 x! `; r0 V$ F
Annoying Mechanics Constantly ' z2 C' n: }8 d
Automotive Mental Cruelty 2 V8 f) @% M+ Z/ A
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
% m$ y) o" E6 ?/ b9 D& S& A7 L1 u8 |Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 9 ^' ]9 F* S; B6 w
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
0 E3 p+ |0 ]* ?3 oAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
% D& T% {; H" B. rAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence % z; Y% k& s4 |) [ T
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
, H) u4 D$ K. a/ A6 gAll Unnecessary Devices Installed " g6 K. h" \0 g. f& B% D
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. S. t) c4 ^. t7 G& z; o0 gBMW:
9 u/ W9 b( y+ d6 r3 zBig Money Works ' X2 k( h6 Z- B) |7 U; c
Bought My Wife 3 K& t4 `: ?% e
Brutal Money Waster
5 }- E+ u s8 J) l7 Q7 f mBreak My Window 9 K+ M' \( \, W* Z. m3 B! ?& L: m
Break My Windshield X& t7 ]* I$ d( x7 Q( U
Babbling Mechanical Wench 1 G+ ^( `; g% W) D0 G2 b
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 0 c5 l4 j8 D, H# x3 L/ Y$ ~' F9 t
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
# H. W1 f$ {" P* L4 rBeautiful Mechanical Wonder ! V( s! F0 R8 Q3 F5 ^) z
Barely Moving Wreck
; a8 y- m+ X2 y" T5 |# F5 H- p- PBig Money Waste
+ H+ q9 A- d. v! h! I, n4 C( Q, q0 O7 iBig Money. Why?
! t1 \5 A5 }' x( x" u/ i& p6 }Big Money Works
* Y- F; }+ b9 l$ i0 }- Q6 lBorn Moderately Wealthy
( k$ ~& w2 N5 a/ ?) jBreaks Most Wrenches
$ X) E S5 K* M' B) XBring Many Wrenches " `4 B2 Y8 ~/ S I4 R
Brings Me Women
$ D' C ~7 B/ R* t$ ~ V F( wBrings More Women
( [8 U: q* N2 [% i9 PBroken Money Waster . z {/ Q7 U2 }9 ^8 _( Q: M ^3 V
Broke My Wallet
8 w7 m3 Y3 E2 |+ m" C, qBroken Monstrous Wonder
# m7 R# m: ^( z# ]5 hBumbling Mechanical Wretch
4 I' K! q- c9 j$ `( b% G/ CBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
! C6 V9 ~) a/ c; OBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: 8 {: w. B! e& v' i5 _% ]
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
- X2 C" y& K) R" e) x7 [1 kBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 5 |6 W7 ~* q. L5 I4 o# ^8 S
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8 N4 L; h8 L4 K9 T! CCamaro: 6 j0 E( t, O8 h4 a' v
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
" _1 W1 B( ~/ `5 YCan't America Make A Real One? 4 O* C _/ T% K) |) m3 i
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 5 E/ h# E$ z' @' g3 S- ?- W
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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9 M- c: D4 I. R. o6 ]CHEVROLET:
3 ]' G! t: V+ ~" [Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ) r9 U+ x/ C+ G) N( L' Q: P5 S' h, R* A
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time * d3 a9 }" O1 \9 |
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
. h4 \$ G. ~3 z7 ]* J; _Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 2 [. f% j! G: ?% V- n
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 6 @$ Q. j! a8 a( f" s9 p/ N
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! r. N$ @3 Z) A) b! FDODGE:
# K+ N1 C5 L ]$ m+ J- |( P! |Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere r- H+ C; T! k3 J; ~7 p% Q
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
/ C# J* U' G7 ?$ @Dead Old Dog Going East 9 n V9 S, I3 |
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
1 F3 N* a- w% r% ODead On Delivery, Go Easy
. A \3 R* p4 U+ |8 gDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 4 j. T3 `7 z! a; n3 h
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter . q1 ~+ x# j% o/ @- n2 e8 f' d" v
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
+ ^0 [; o( [ t8 k RDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
" n8 j( J$ W: z) l; Q; W" gEvery Day Something Else Leaks
5 k% C4 `. v1 l% f8 A* Q/ X$ x; DEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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) K5 c, L. C! a3 L& J- D" Q2 H6 G' rFIAT: 1 T( s9 h2 B, ` I
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology / q$ P. K/ U& i) }; n
Fix It Again, Tony
6 C% g* t; l+ g' n/ o! E2 l& z* cFix It All the Time ) A0 `# \! L" K0 g% G
Found In A Toilet " r# T, o% }5 z, }" J8 W2 S
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 2 V: t, @* E" k$ H* Z6 j5 _8 K9 Z1 A# L
6 L7 o: ^' W7 ]% S/ hFORD:
( l/ c+ G4 b- Q1 R0 W6 g; z6 [Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
. t5 a: |3 X- J" v. d% BFix Or Repair Daily
' s! r" T9 y' |; L* n, OFound On Road Dead
! ~, P# ]: P5 c3 |9 yFast Only Rolling Downhill
1 d% }- R: Z: B" S. V* P: t) LFirst On Race Day
5 X; c# X# B9 d9 U5 c4 bFirst On Recall Day $ W( M& z0 L( w' s- Z
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
& n3 G$ `# H# s" z7 p A# xFails On Rainy Days / w! _& P. S5 D. L
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
! M* l |6 M, c5 E0 [( \3 g( [) bFatally Obese Redneck Driver ( x/ [5 v6 n. w
Fault Of R&D % U# v, _2 p+ W9 `; }1 T
Finally Obsolete Racing Device # O z$ X9 r) e9 G$ i- a
Fireball On Rear Denting
- I j- l9 k9 x, PFirst On Road to Dump * J! b( }0 p0 }* d. I1 P
First On Rust and Deterioration 5 T$ a |- A! i2 C1 x* H! I4 F
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma % N6 A( X% m" i+ c
Flipping Over Results in Death ) p) O. | t0 j7 d+ d
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
5 Y2 }% b; h! l h9 zFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 7 L4 F3 z. ~, ^% P) T+ D+ N. d
Foot On Road Decelerates 7 N6 n8 n: y7 P4 G- W7 g
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
- H5 r$ A* D7 ^5 d9 X) `Formed Of Rejected DNA 3 I8 o3 C; c0 ~3 H
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
# i7 L X% ]- KForward Only; Reverse Defective
" K9 d; B* \9 `1 _5 {/ IForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ' L. V2 [* T# e; D4 ^. b
Fork Over Repair Dough ( @( [3 q# s, K4 l I/ I2 @9 r
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
. k% ]: @, N/ y6 Z7 \( wFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
; b% T/ {" r& jFree Or Reduced Drastically * Y! {4 R3 H0 Q% ]) [
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
8 ]8 d- A) V5 R+ B* A) @Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
, X& U3 L7 o7 `: W( W1 e, lFunny Old Rattling Dump
, E: ?" M& X3 O+ s" B, G2 mForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ' G5 P5 g7 S6 P. w$ K/ j- _
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA - f! r( p$ f( ] v3 G j
Found Out-Right Dangerous 7 y5 ?* l& O9 V4 v6 E( X
Future Of Racings Delight
. A; P2 J; Z- g- \7 @4 q% Z(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot / H. ?# s: P; |7 ?
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords + c6 ^8 O6 `6 y! t
LTD: ( X% `3 R: s- ^% _2 L. z& R9 S
Lacks Total Dependability
% ?3 U7 X) g; i& ~) \+ v% Z* ALots To Do # _" {9 Z( W# V
Looses Transmissions Daily # r$ A$ D% n8 z* B6 h' H8 v
% i4 N' C' _ TGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked - h$ } k' [: N! |0 H( B- e/ d. h
' J( j/ Z# `% q! Z% ?GM:
0 `' w2 R" S4 ]7 x2 qGeneral Maintenance % j5 R. a8 [" ?! R
Great Mistake
5 R+ e. e1 C( ]1 j; f4 {* iGarbage Motors
- J/ z) v0 p! W) n" GGenerally Miserable ; J' m1 Q, f: |% B$ @+ c" b: K
Grossly Misconceived
" Y7 o( w) `/ j g0 ZGluteus Maximus
$ n8 f* g4 n0 \9 [Good Money
# n$ p! M3 x* Y- k( ?' K2 bGoofy's Manufacturing ( v- Z$ I$ e% y& r& B/ X
Gone Mental Q9 N! Z) {% f' C2 R
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! S5 `- g/ E3 H1 oGMC: 3 N; v4 |& h- E: `- G) H% U9 _9 ~
Grief & Misery Combined
+ e+ E- \( c4 E' h7 eGarage Man's Companion ; j7 u* C- b. Z
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
, B! C+ T) R, \Generally Mediocre Cars S8 y; l% H3 }8 W& j9 S! ]& f
Get More Chicks
' \3 H$ q% Y3 U! I8 i' I B qGets Mechanics Crazy
% z8 P, M/ A6 i. e; KGods Mechanical Curse
2 ~9 H1 d4 x$ T: T' O0 F: }1 tGot More Crap 7 }3 w, x% ^" f0 H, X
Great Mountain Climber # e9 s; t* M* v7 m
Great Motor Car
- l* w0 J9 y) n4 P' U$ ]7 dGod Made Chevy
4 T9 l2 g( y3 Z' @( mGood Moron Car & Q+ a0 s" K9 s% l- }
Got Mine Cheap 5 z+ ? J$ O, `( n" s
Get My Checkbook $ }! X# S N' h% l G+ j
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
3 R6 N R. S, z6 T8 I* x- \# E, [Gas, Tires, Oil . `" b" U' N% N6 c3 f) K1 N% T+ k
Get Tools Out
i2 a* v$ H& l2 i4 {Get To Onramp 8 w7 ~ G$ P# C2 W6 M1 { X; M# d
Good To Own . Y/ M6 }, z2 q# O& f3 e
Get The Others 0 R) W4 h9 ]$ T% H& M/ G5 p; \% n' i
Generally Trashed Out
% R x2 D$ f3 p# a0 y# hGood Time Out $ d& d" C; E& M, t1 R5 m
Gone To Overdrive
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; q! ]! E9 V+ F2 M, P7 V2 aHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
E) \& [3 \$ R, B$ s5 b/ DHad One Never Did Again " T( i$ l7 Z6 t, Q) a
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 5 Z7 b1 b* p7 b2 D$ \ ?) K) N
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
1 q9 G1 P3 V7 lHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
4 P1 l9 R$ e2 XHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 3 I! z: ` E" A9 Q+ w; d& B! N2 q
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? - h+ A( T m! N/ G# F
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes % |+ d6 j* Q3 q* N
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( R7 p: c, Y; U" a% {0 B1 u% vHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ' F* m2 g0 x, v" }% r) ]
+ s- X6 H! [; _ y0 W( i8 ]JEEP: ' g5 f' z' L& a
Just Eats Every Part
3 V* k8 @ J3 ]% FJust Empty Every Pocket
( o% t! p; e& ~- e% uJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
3 D5 ?2 A! q6 h: g7 BJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
9 ^7 a# s, W# c& X9 A- CJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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: e' L: U# w) h; [& j- oKick It Around & p( @9 L4 Q' I! q# \+ _, M
Kick It Again ! f& I8 _2 Q U7 t+ h
Killed In Action 8 n+ ?- ]; V3 ]' F
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious - r7 d. k4 C& g- z: _
% ]. }# \* {4 o- EMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 6 z; K9 z7 G6 ]% f7 p2 q
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Money Guzzler 4 `! b" g. W) r+ J. ?2 G/ H
Mostly Garaged
" o- ^) d; S1 x, @1 o7 M e/ D! DMajor Goof 9 u1 q. }, H- ^, V E& B$ Q2 s1 ?% ]
MGB: Might Go Backwards * L! ^$ g. X) {1 e% \3 `
MGB: Might Go, But . . . . e7 K; U4 ]* _# {. M# h; W
MGB: Motor Going Bad - P. T* n' l& z! J: o2 \$ J
MGF: Might Go Forward
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0 F- j: C5 ^* G# [MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate : ^4 N' X) a, b2 k! ^1 j$ m5 Y( Z/ j
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MOPAR 8 @& D& u: F! L6 w
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
$ _9 |( I4 E$ W, V2 I- n1 mMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ) s$ R5 |2 T0 [6 w% F7 u
Most Often Passed At Races 7 s& b# ^, n: P5 ]* R" y. j, y
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
6 B4 u$ t8 P& L0 PMove Over People Are Racing ( T5 \! g3 y6 E: c5 ]
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
0 ~. t' ~1 n. q o0 RMy Old Pig Ain't Running
& {1 b6 j0 x8 c9 KMy Only Problems Are Repairs ! I8 Q( R. S; J2 _/ Z0 ?& h( G
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement " W+ {1 {- h) L3 N- Q
More Often Parts Are Replaced ' Q; L. M0 _, V% P0 Y J
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MUSTANG:
1 d7 w7 ]) I/ Q$ qMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
/ c- q$ N( C. E* J8 G" S4 ~+ \0 d. zMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
7 _+ d8 }' E% ?' QMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go : B3 q3 L) }) A. F5 i! Y2 P
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 4 e# [! @3 `. s/ s! P: [
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9 d. \8 i6 I1 F. ]' hOLDSMOBILE: ; y+ T6 [. I* `' l. B- }1 J
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
! B( Y# e' M% F: DOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 8 m1 e" W2 `+ e8 Y' d. Y2 E# i) U! v7 I
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8 d: o5 F" {5 l% `PINTO:
, v* I3 f5 g' O6 vPut In Nickel To Operate
7 C- I9 @2 j+ gPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 2 z% _9 Y/ k+ f. w, P# W3 d. k
Put In New Transmission Often 0 I. m8 S0 w4 Q+ U( F- c2 I* }
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: - S) H6 q4 b3 n# p3 o
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car $ n5 w% D- V R4 d) B: d; {' @
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
* T1 l' q7 D. D6 \; @( f* D3 yProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 7 c8 g) e8 [: M! [) D2 x/ k+ P
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: : n0 ^0 x9 o8 m# y* S3 M& m
Send Another Automobile Back 2 {8 L1 H1 e7 B* {$ L
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown / }. h- }% u. r) h& r- ]
Sad Attempt At Beauty ! B, T5 U1 |! B- r4 R9 |+ V. q v; m
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
# d0 ]' w' r! u/ D z3 UShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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$ G' j. h9 f' T) q4 \SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually / R6 F5 ]# Y" f* }
; j4 U9 M" b; G+ cTOYOTA:
9 K, d$ z% J8 d0 @- X8 VToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
7 V$ M8 `# e, s$ q- O3 f0 eTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
) B! q) I2 \1 }$ H; R" qThe One You Ought To Avoid
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4 p' ~; U$ g n) w) D9 WTRIUMPH: $ d4 P* }) x8 K
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! $ n7 o5 R5 Y. v& c! e5 a8 N* l
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 6 N6 [4 ]: K8 s; u
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TR: Tools Required 6 ~0 w6 _3 Z( \' K$ J
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object . J; ^* ]- s* a! |1 s
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VW:
1 q3 V/ [) B: p1 n& y- I* R4 e! xVintage Wreck
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