Walmart greeter

秋染红叶

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
$ E; f. i& ]% c3 h8 a9 jher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
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# [+ [7 c% u- L" o- R The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
3 q; Q4 p) i* k) _5 U0 @Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
9 ?/ }0 v; G( W. y  I The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
2 l5 T  \) s, d; ^& L$ aain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
. _  W# I3 P7 B5 Z. Bthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

! {$ o$ o# e% Y+ D 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
$ C  R" p6 A" U! ]% X; D+ J. ?" kcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart.'

巴山

for the greeter!

織紗千影

哈哈~

CANDYMAN

Dumber

Really good joke.

sweetspot

Clever greeter