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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
( Z& I& c' Y6 |- F" x8 _# e) L0 Uher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the) S4 |/ V4 W8 ^4 m& f9 B$ e1 B
entrance.
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3 J/ I: f. c7 |: L* L The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
3 ]! O9 ?: \% A( e5 `Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
5 {% t l! e" u) o2 L# f: e }' S The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they; s* J S* q" j, G4 O
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you: b& _6 {* u( c2 M: z% R/ I# v
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just3 j9 I8 i k2 q& {! A% O+ `# P; K- b
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for4 K. w( {* e" {
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
