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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
8 k5 E0 f5 Z9 Iher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
' d. L6 r5 z' g! [: d1 QWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'/ A/ J4 r [0 o- D2 w) c% Q8 M
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they3 Y# h- @# ^) t
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you# }$ k% ~5 {# C3 B: h4 q
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'8 j$ L+ g$ J, O2 |$ R8 ]; m: ^
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
/ ~ r" G! B" ~2 Z0 Scouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
