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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ t4 O" R8 m, k) C) ]3 k9 i8 @
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the- p7 o' ^% A$ r& \( L, c* c
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
) [1 I0 [3 a( W9 k6 _Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'4 | _9 h; `/ }1 u/ Q6 [ L0 @
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
2 e; u4 L4 R+ M! V: eain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you, m+ q# b+ D) n; _3 K' \: Y$ \$ H2 g
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'( q8 n: W9 V% l4 P$ |, E
* l5 F; q: m0 I 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
$ A# x1 G1 t" Q! i$ `6 D7 \2 Jcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
1 E& j3 Q) H6 k& u( |" ]shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
