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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with; }; u, ~& a% p7 H w
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to2 Y* ~3 `9 v! }- m
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'3 y$ U, s. U- }* T5 L
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they) g( ^: l6 f6 G8 y: h
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you6 f$ |! s$ q2 E$ Q% l0 p
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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( k; m3 f+ d# w5 w 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
1 o0 r! V" X# o+ lcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
* u4 w# w2 }, K- h* Fshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
