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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with" P8 @5 V/ `$ |7 h6 d9 G
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to+ L" x& h% N5 R6 V
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
1 J [$ N4 i C% L% L) I The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
8 U& ?1 y- S8 l Z9 w9 Z- Jain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
! n8 q* |* q9 @7 k/ |think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'3 c' S* s% @) {3 F; `' @$ z
* |; y/ s% V0 ? V 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
3 E/ h' a% A+ d$ j! q/ V* Scouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
