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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to* M) j: i, g7 N/ _
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
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ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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2 x5 G: L0 B8 Q5 l, j5 U- e 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just& I, q) L0 f5 F3 [0 \6 z: T
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
