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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
' {. n7 R4 e" J( {her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the. ^; u/ X0 n- g! ]
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to, y8 @: J& C/ D9 b/ `9 C" a- O
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'! O$ w# q* y5 P+ G: K N3 }6 G* S
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they: v9 O! ?, e9 I' s/ w- J9 ?
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you7 d0 V0 w$ s$ p# W. ?' J8 n# X
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'- ^+ p: \* k8 \' c
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
2 F9 r! S8 n: y* _) a- _couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
2 P4 s. k; g( R2 b2 V3 zshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
