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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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% K/ l3 s0 d" t The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to% {' k& v: C- d7 [. Q1 E) k
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?') N) L9 [/ o# {
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they- w: p# \+ D3 X7 ?
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just( Y$ i2 Q1 J+ S) N% X) ]
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
