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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with* m* C+ \1 e, Y$ U
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
9 k. l, ~* f7 V; Tentrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to- e; d" Z: e( [7 x/ P, |+ {
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'" s. C1 d- k V) s4 Z
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they! K f, H# k* g) t9 X0 t1 w/ T
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you) h+ ]3 N9 L" S0 h( D3 ]
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'- r4 G3 k. k9 i! V
7 Z) d5 T" w4 y6 _0 z) Z* ~( w 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
+ \6 e: t. d' _couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for7 N- b1 i$ J. q- g! S* q
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
