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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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in it;
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Adam in it;
  w% F& i4 w9 d) F3 y- z% hNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the  q; {4 E+ K' e" w3 z2 `
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Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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! p$ a9 o* W2 o6 u0 I9 Y  L: ~Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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1 z* d6 N4 _# @Ever notice how all of women's problems start with: Z0 ]6 z5 L: C& u" }
MEN?  
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MEN tal illness
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MEN tal breakdown
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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terectomy.
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. C- N3 T# ?5 t0 B$ ~) CSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.8 v( _& U9 q+ d8 ]' Q: ]
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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5 T1 U  i4 ~  M" bHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....0 T* X2 ]1 e9 U* k
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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