Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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! X+ ]  B5 O9 ]1 gIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& a5 t7 ?$ q3 P0 D# D! JIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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% y8 j. {$ h- Y+ `& t& I+ DIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( @: n, G/ D( h% FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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: Y/ o/ [+ d4 G$ O* f. lIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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) g4 M% h5 B- L+ y; nIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- x+ e$ v. e% x. t9 v3 j" LIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

( a7 W5 }; a  _) `0 n' `If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 Y& R, a5 ]( s, Q1 x( u/ q4 X+ X4 ?If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

9 j% R" P$ E3 ^0 T' b/ F3 ~( VIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- j' O8 r: \' k& I; kIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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" F% u) G+ |, k6 d6 m$ n! aIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
1 s2 N2 S+ M7 ^% I% H/ X- g9 qfeeling sorry for the guys~