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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ \2 v! x) d. ?+ j( ^8 L$ }' t! j6 s* mIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.) a! e, X/ v s# \' d
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.( s( ?" D; H5 i) }
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 I% O4 @7 u+ d% U/ rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.6 M5 {& `* J+ j
" a( A, G E8 @If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! }% I. D1 B# D+ K+ IIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.5 b z$ @5 f$ w% v1 ?& J- _+ ?- T
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
# {* _0 D& q# M% v6 rIf you don't, you're insensitive.& X6 w; v+ t; C0 U# i5 M, F, h
, r: W3 x" `' OIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 e: [( [$ l* b% i2 a8 x {- RIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
8 u: c( e7 N5 a# [' I J0 Y, c+ YIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ q. s% ?) U2 E" I7 y' ]If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain." \ E# ?4 z$ m6 [
If you don't, you're a slob.) o! J) y. c. z
* K4 N9 W0 b0 u; V" WIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.$ [' I" t9 ^. [# K+ Q
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.& t+ \0 x" Y- l. T3 N: @$ ^5 c' i2 A
A& t/ ?: @7 Z- u* CIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.1 E* j0 m5 U0 H% Y3 F; h
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 h# e1 K* T5 P5 U7 q) NIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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