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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.  F6 A* J/ x" q
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 y3 Y' O8 `' W+ V# J5 A* D$ U
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.2 Y1 E( ~* I/ i- D8 o
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ A/ z# J) i  H- b( WIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.* q+ L: G5 Z2 Z
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% z, r  W- c" I# C1 E
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 }! _0 V; @! a+ _! i0 K# lIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.2 }) o$ ?$ M% @0 h& D* Q6 @+ X
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.- J" ]; v3 q- z# _5 ?! x3 j
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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8 z) i# g: B. bIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' `/ O& E# ?$ J. Q6 Z3 R% t# KIf she asks you, it's a favor.* q# W; i, R! n0 [( J& u$ Y4 @- |

! \( ^2 e( y9 ?* MIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- C" W) g" h0 h0 s9 bIf you don't, you're a slob.+ f1 p* L5 ^9 ?- N: u7 \9 R

4 {; I  C$ _' X( f+ QIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. R( P5 x1 Q  F7 ^4 GIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( Y4 ^, I+ `* W" C8 WIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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/ c) \0 ?5 I: v- d6 m& p+ z7 w9 b$ }If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 [6 `! F* M) q, D# dIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~$ P- L, e  A5 i
feeling sorry for the guys~
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