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: H7 f6 }' p& y: O" QIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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% Y3 Z7 e) o, `3 h# ^7 O6 ~8 T. b+ jIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
$ q2 ~( c$ ]! ^( [1 V) lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: Y: r( W) s) y
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.0 K& w/ I; |/ I
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.* ?7 q9 C1 v9 M) g) \' g2 H
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.- Q% ^' @& w6 k4 p" V# M( n Y
" ?$ F0 C) i' v1 {4 @If you cry, you're a wimp.8 _- [" R$ B2 d. g+ _
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.) s- Q& A, ] s9 j+ h' h k
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.* A! r ^2 M6 g/ z0 A0 G* ^
/ D6 S# [- ~3 F) o6 OIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" U- w/ {# `% A- e6 E5 ]If she asks you, it's a favor.
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* i5 _) E+ g" g7 t( [/ a% P* nIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) v/ c+ H/ ^$ J* U) AIf you don't, you're a slob." b" L; \% ?8 D8 d% n4 E7 u% \
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.* P( N E: ~1 X5 [' X% N6 D ?
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.$ `! w; ]/ I6 B; s
; R" v: R# g4 U3 M5 PIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" R* w6 H, X6 V; _- SIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
0 ~. P" o6 P; G t4 cIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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