Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& b" Y% ^3 {, M7 gIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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2 n* _# f0 B/ _; ^If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

0 z6 h) m7 u  S* a+ m) ?) tIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
( Y# ~$ W4 q+ }( X5 |If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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% s: d6 W% j; x* Y6 {  Q1 wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* F8 m% z* h: }: W0 ~, v6 x/ {If you don't, you're a slob.
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5 E' W% f# l9 G* ^" kIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' Q4 @8 H; O/ @3 S5 c4 k$ g1 HIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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: m4 {5 Q: @! @" r( L# G% d1 qIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
5 c$ g& O( z8 p' @, b( ZIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~