Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ A/ z# J) i  H- b( WIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 }! _0 V; @! a+ _! i0 K# lIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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8 z) i# g: B. bIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' `/ O& E# ?$ J. Q6 Z3 R% t# KIf she asks you, it's a favor.

! \( ^2 e( y9 ?* MIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- C" W) g" h0 h0 s9 bIf you don't, you're a slob.

4 {; I  C$ _' X( f+ QIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. R( P5 x1 Q  F7 ^4 GIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( Y4 ^, I+ `* W" C8 WIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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/ c) \0 ?5 I: v- d6 m& p+ z7 w9 b$ }If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 [6 `! F* M) q, D# dIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~