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2 A/ C- v4 W! P: w* c$ MIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum./ u5 b3 k) _) A' T# E* {% q
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 e& ~3 W: [; l, H% }If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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9 a4 j+ Z4 y2 J6 `/ @If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
0 b0 V) A- d; \) oIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.; |& v3 l+ e# h* g) m9 k& l5 d5 }- ~
; r) ?) l# N" T: L9 z/ E" FIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.( A$ O# J* y" U7 H
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.9 A% l- L' w* P" a( c1 w* u& S
4 Q8 g2 }" V+ d( G3 gIf you cry, you're a wimp.
' L0 F7 y4 A$ _9 nIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 Z# a4 H. m' ^% PIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.) u1 K, B! F0 T$ e+ H6 N3 ^* {( g! c
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.. j M' V1 ~3 E4 J
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.# j4 [% F. ]- L' E( P$ ?. u
If she asks you, it's a favor.. D% ^/ L: U6 c) o
4 i# `* t. ~3 Y V' H0 DIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 A; S' P) I. L4 pIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.7 S8 U$ Y* J- o1 i& R
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.% J/ t0 u- z$ U/ o
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
u( k% N5 N0 J8 {) xIf you're not, you're not ambitious.- w. G q& R, U6 H2 M( ~/ [' N$ @7 a z
6 ~4 W7 p7 ?0 h/ l* S" eIf she has a headache, she's tired.
$ |+ Y5 i2 Y6 u# } ~+ g+ @# fIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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