Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& q) b4 D1 _- K: o! l% PIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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+ k- ]/ U5 q/ V0 Q/ f% MIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. Q# ~& d# c1 a* L  j2 y- UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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0 D( S. z0 x; r. B& NIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ ]! a$ |6 t, [) nIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
) Y" ]# Y0 x* S7 |If you don't, you're insensitive.

4 R, ?7 V$ q0 w( O, cIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ W& j8 m& j5 T0 E3 vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) [2 e: u7 Z: u# }) D3 E2 sIf you don't, you're a slob.
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& u; \, @4 h( y# B6 O/ q$ VIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 v( g, v/ R$ N5 jIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

* M) }) w; h. G& iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
: n3 D) u, u# I' N8 dIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
" Q; B' y' ]$ D+ OIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~