Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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( Y: }: j+ @& @3 @% ^  gIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
  b  E: K3 [- sIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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3 |$ D! q" T4 GIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 r- I) j4 L+ f" RIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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9 c* Z* X2 U8 [3 rIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: S) M# R4 c, R, k; I( FIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

& i4 c3 z! k8 Y9 w6 f8 E. B4 f) dIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

8 f5 G  q2 [* h. ^' mIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# o7 Z5 ?, S7 m' H% }& K0 ]If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
* w8 B" ]7 H0 f* o  R7 U7 _. l) g; WIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
" m1 R7 J9 s; a  s! DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~