Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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( O) X/ Q/ w* r+ \5 m( _# I, IIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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1 t5 l" P. M, [% S8 `! O# d/ e! bIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# N  h3 F3 g; Y$ S( ^* OIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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/ ]6 ?: I$ q4 T) y/ `' c8 XIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
' x! ]! _  }% [- y/ x# Q* T. `+ rIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
( e7 a1 f/ E- L. W& CIf you don't, you're insensitive.

! j  J+ L6 W) NIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ A9 n0 |3 h' ?% w7 eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 J& h+ ~5 Y: r" [; RIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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, q4 b, k* ~: J$ z/ R4 Y& }' lIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' N! _, f! C, z; F4 KIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
4 T, ^* c$ T: d' |3 jIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~