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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
2 ~2 T$ m3 M( V# |2 j: T# KIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.! U# Y$ L- H0 `& ^! K8 e
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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2 S% G. c. w4 @1 rIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& e5 b( |6 c9 c w4 eIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; C' h8 ~9 ~9 K5 wIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp. y9 X8 K$ ?+ ~3 ]# U/ r2 u
If you don't, you're insensitive.: f( X8 a! y* R( d3 R' D
& `; ^+ ^, w9 Q" M. M4 j4 nIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 g: X7 s# ~* B3 c# AIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman., ~* n, }% l# c* f1 Q' C' [# ^& `8 N
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.( u( D7 T$ X- Y0 O
If she asks you, it's a favor.7 s) U) L0 T' W9 t
# H9 K6 e$ w# ]( KIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
1 a! q) W) m, q1 V7 _' bIf you don't, you're a slob.$ c$ V9 H+ b. J5 T
' @1 D0 X3 I! X }" y8 VIf you buy her flowers, you're after something." b) V8 N" i0 q5 ]1 I2 ]" I* w& T
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.6 ^) A. i" c4 L- m
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ v/ _1 g4 _8 P. H3 i
If you're not, you're not ambitious.6 t9 ]9 W' _, a! F& h
! D/ |$ x) @7 m" |If she has a headache, she's tired.
% x8 v+ C1 `0 s- x# {9 u: B$ ~5 ZIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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