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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' , @! A. V; [# [; K q
* q" s6 H/ R# k" Y4 X# q) HThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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9 v4 \0 [1 n5 l, k'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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; @+ b5 i" u# ]) N% u5 l'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................' s: f& W- [5 y
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 8 ^, g: ~% K, e) V
: z; t7 S" F8 h/ g2 t7 N'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. " g% k" ]0 I! _ J: [$ _* t
/ j0 p1 e' U: D. g6 c. Q, WGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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8 ~- ~9 K" c( l+ I$ V% m% O'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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