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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. ' v' q7 O q- W: M! f8 I: k
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ! Q; p" c: P+ @% b: ? E2 b
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
" u) A# V9 ~) v, G/ i(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ' V. q! ?( D+ b4 @' p' u# I
% A0 S+ k% D0 d7 {' {# H) E'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. u2 a2 H" n, D# a
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 1 G9 O; Z8 u7 P% F! I6 L
% j: n7 e4 E( ]9 I0 D'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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