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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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0 N6 l; R6 T* q H+ e5 mThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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: {; @8 b9 ^' i% j' f# A8 r. G'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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; z( W$ B% L9 u'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................& @4 i4 W8 m& C4 d: l
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' , T Q5 G, l! B+ k6 J
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 7 x# u2 F+ j/ E: b/ M: u) t R4 _
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' & L: b: i$ f2 m& x* S
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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