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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 0 N5 V5 z k4 ^+ W* K
' q( A; C% t* m) b% _'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ( w" E0 V5 ]+ ?! A# P7 l$ a- j
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ' U; i0 x0 W3 H/ b4 W$ d
* o7 d5 c/ B- v0 Y'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.': }6 N. i; k0 F I, ~0 E' x
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
; b% S1 r. }2 g(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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# P5 B6 u& L$ e3 c- h3 _Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 9 r0 y# d- ?& Q! l8 N5 Y/ w) g
* |4 x: a4 ]% {'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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