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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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3 D+ }$ X4 M) |5 Q'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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4 l: N# I9 Q0 x% k& b2 y6 uThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'% {. a$ L9 K4 e3 C
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................% S& E# f2 M! C, K4 g0 O
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 1 i# Z; F, R9 v
1 l, A% t" ?/ E. ^( }! TGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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8 `, {, @; M" @7 X4 t# U'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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