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9 d# g: i/ q- n# W1 Q: J" ['Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' $ ~3 N' C3 t! U6 p Y$ z& G
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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8 C0 Q {" N! z4 f'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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+ V5 h% b0 `* K9 J1 o% m" Q'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
8 y' j* V/ e$ A. X! M) x- G* p0 l. z* q(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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- I9 N; t4 I7 t" e9 R8 c8 c2 |'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ( @$ W/ [/ t6 a: [
% z6 a% B5 c% J. j( G& P0 g+ ZGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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