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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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* y! r% g. A" PThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'* v4 w3 R3 }, W( s: B" T$ V
! `# A" X3 n# h, r0 G1 i9 l$ v'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................0 ^2 p. r% G' v0 |
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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, d0 I% m0 Z: G$ ]4 Y" X'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. " Z( x3 _5 R+ [6 k$ m
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 2 {( q$ M! q }( V
- h# B5 n& _7 j! ^0 V! o'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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