MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:12

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello.'', T- A+ o1 J9 o4 K! L4 q/ ?

5 [4 k: f" {" F) O! w"Mrs. Sanders, please.'': ~* I% x2 ?+ M+ ^

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''Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
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''What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.' G' K% d& F: M4 s% n( `* M, B

! f7 t* F6 U6 r0 E, j8 ]3 e% p"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."$ J* z! c2 V- U
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"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
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"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."* c  N" `  t( @$ q$ K, ]& ^7 ]( D5 U
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''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"- [  y- J0 {) o4 S9 N% r
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''The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:47

Dumber · 发表于 2008-4-29 06:56

What can you do if the husband can't find home?

lington · 发表于 2008-4-29 07:26

原帖由 Dumber 于 2008-4-29 07:56 发表 ; z/ b+ H+ B. N% m! s
What can you do if the husband can't find home?

You are a gentle soul.

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-5-9 19:01

That's sad. I know it's just a joke but heck, in truth, medicare is that bad!

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