Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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6 s* }/ i3 |8 X# [ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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! ~( l. X3 T: W; g) X* y  M "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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. w' w& {% D9 C# }+ E  m7 q$ D I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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( U4 k& L3 j' k/ I' E% ~/ ]: {4 W A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."



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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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1 X8 h( n( l! x$ [, w( G) z6 |% i5 r IMPRESSIVE..

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9 R: |! \' ?" m4 q* a SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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END.

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: A7 \- ?% \  C4 z+ b' J THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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1 I9 d+ I4 x$ a% T  U THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU


3 I$ p) _* j( u9 X LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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1 B: l8 I' o2 X3 e: E$ @5 G* ~I read a similar one before~