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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.; U3 H3 m7 K6 J8 L3 ~5 Y
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.% @- |* I* V9 r; K
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.- D) {$ L( n2 x
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1 m: h2 g! }$ w- W A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.) N. p2 M5 X, T+ p$ C- P Q: s
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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6 I8 O' h4 P0 k "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."9 z# S+ `: A4 Y& b! H7 o8 A
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+ \, e1 ~" U1 w THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.6 e v/ C3 r) J: z/ p2 Q
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS; K, l; k2 o9 A ~: @
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.1 T4 Z5 Q/ G5 W/ D J! [
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU+ h/ }* |4 E/ s. n; m+ I% C
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* [# k* q7 V5 C9 L9 Q! D1 ] LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A" I2 Y _6 b0 J* X& x+ `' T3 V/ k
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