Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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2 a2 U" \. c0 K4 S& c+ o1 ? THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


8 `2 q3 E7 k/ W I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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7 a  c) L% k' z' ` THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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7 n, N! M" l/ O' g$ u" p/ M WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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# X2 r8 B  l: g" M& g1 H THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


4 q8 X7 ~2 W( f3 i4 N8 h% t NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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7 M) [3 t7 U0 u& j! y SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


9 m3 J7 W7 n$ F' H2 N$ P SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.


- P, O- d1 Q( v: z THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


; a7 g: Z2 J. h  y& J+ @ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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