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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN. x4 e  k. Y, r' E, c7 r

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.6 m+ M( {" t! o7 i8 C
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."% T. [: z2 W" x1 K3 s
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.7 q3 d0 k! {5 _2 U6 D

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU, Z7 ?; V' \) l2 ~& m! e

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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