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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN! i9 L$ z9 R; p" ?0 a% q
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED./ l! k0 i9 J4 `! T t
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.% d, f! G. l& y4 Q) ^4 A, H$ [4 n! s
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; K9 z T4 a8 R, L/ D I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."# E( t/ q1 T/ l
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.9 m% p0 f5 r( |3 Z
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.1 J# Y% J/ Z) s1 S3 m. w
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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- W) v$ [' `* T, n SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.( X7 {- Y# `1 M; N' H, Y
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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) b$ F( H; z: q% j THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU; l2 P C# i& {; O L$ J
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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