Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


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. H2 A2 c# c: B+ Q SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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' a5 r. D+ G9 }0 o/ {6 c# F% {1 p. } THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."





1 P" x- ]# G* P2 v3 ` A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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* |4 B+ a6 \$ ?+ E& a THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


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: [* B1 N# H' ? THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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8 s" {0 D' V3 X: v1 U5 ^" T/ h SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.


) K+ h: n+ r) q0 I9 Z8 N THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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* u& p, k- _8 y7 N: s THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~