Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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$ ]: v$ D7 R. ]* }; D# Z WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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4 J( v; k; j2 A! w "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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7 e5 D7 H& L) {6 f3 _; ? I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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, S) d1 u# @7 ? A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


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1 W% [1 s; P( J: y1 }: X. d# \6 v0 | THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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