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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN2 _# b2 }3 x- Q: ^1 S
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' a5 r. D+ G9 }0 o/ {6 c# F% {1 p. } THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.: H3 A& y2 s! n
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY ., r8 A( {, L2 U  B
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.% B7 z# P6 V9 I8 u. t

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."& Y6 @% O' i/ m5 \5 B" O( [- y5 g5 ^) P
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1 P" x- ]# G* P2 v3 ` A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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* |4 B+ a6 \$ ?+ E& a THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,- z: A* A7 ^9 `. g; }, T) w3 F' h
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."( v. j  A: |! ^5 a3 l
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: [* B1 N# H' ? THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.4 o" U: I. t% x7 G
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS- l8 d3 K% E* D; T% y+ H. C3 G; B- d
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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* u& p, k- _8 y7 N: s THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A1 Z, h3 p3 G7 ~8 s5 L. m, B
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