Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.7 O- Y; `% P5 x1 R/ x
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.) b- @7 `1 v/ \; v0 A
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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- x' k, \" w3 Q" E$ m; J "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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! v( {! @3 ]: W/ k3 b A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.+ ?( ^7 V, p: C( O
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! ]4 H) {" ?$ M5 ~ THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.. I( Z0 o" z# j" }+ I, O8 D0 j# f. E

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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$ D1 U& V- I7 i1 G/ {1 u "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.") T- d1 q" v9 q7 l, h, V
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.; ~9 w( q+ D7 Y- o

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS4 c( l. `  E5 S& a4 R  A3 D" e0 X* s

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IMPRESSIVE..
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9 i0 o/ o7 b% D% B7 Y/ u: J2 h0 U SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.# J6 l$ D! a7 P0 ^& h) J
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR5 t! s3 j2 z$ i* [6 y1 @

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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER." P% `) T4 ~" n/ ^  M

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" T# q& b0 W( Q5 L: m LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A9 N" L8 Y' e# D/ U* V
FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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