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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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z% T3 d' `- W9 b: j" G2 SYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?4 @: L5 M: |6 `8 `- d9 y- ^
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"' y6 o0 `3 u4 P2 P$ \
) c. p4 F2 J0 `+ g- h8 E9 [/ s- USo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"9 F( ]$ \$ _; ~" {; O
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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