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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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9 l- u% p& `! E& H! z% I7 J rYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?# n' } ^' H) J; C# [3 }
* S- _# R$ l$ | D/ S5 q. s/ ZWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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6 k5 w6 Q4 c. c' k7 E+ Y& | MSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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: T. o. t5 A2 u1 R( M$ |.... and that's when the fight started. |
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