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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.5 E8 C2 T# D- Y' @5 d/ e
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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, V5 T# { H5 e! n5 a9 d5 {Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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$ `: y! M y- d' \/ a2 T( nSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"6 w6 P% C) W: L9 L0 K, m5 B
2 ]. G4 J, Q [- s5 [.... and that's when the fight started. |
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