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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?& }9 @) a4 z6 G+ S# e
& O: R' T9 t( f3 @ vWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"- Q5 x2 O2 [, R; b& L
/ q* [7 |/ G$ _ j8 BSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"5 y+ n1 s" S! }
2 n' b( R5 d* G.... and that's when the fight started. |
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