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9 ^( b, `# Q6 p/ [4 p wI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I) L- _( h8 V6 |( _/ o4 `
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ b2 T/ R* `" N5 h
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- R% O& _/ V% Q; {5 g* e
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 k. B# l6 R* F6 w* h7 D" w
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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* S) v. i& v5 q8 x b! @2 Gdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 t1 D1 a# _1 [0 [: F$ H1 o
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# J; L& k% T8 P7 O
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# O6 i( O& I9 p T% j) Tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; N1 L- g9 j! V1 \$ A8 Z5 ^+ ?; v; D. ?
committed my life to her sister.
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+ ^, H2 K5 I. \ v) @4 n, y, YWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) V- D5 ?1 t0 h' S9 i( v, I; Z. U1 Usaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 I7 W0 A$ g/ A; E# W
fling, just come up and get me."0 x& ?7 u: K# {- Z
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o# H: o' S6 @I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# t& A! n# y; ~/ M/ e
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 y+ G' {" [$ t/ o- l' s
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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+ Z F9 g+ @( U5 \ |. k, q6 C! sTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ q; S$ z* ~& I' W* S9 ~# o
outside, all clapping!: j5 D& d& C8 B2 a/ K, {
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+ y% G1 v% Z ZWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and( f. Y. R# D& C7 Q* o
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' i+ n2 j! x2 m# L L. v( Pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& S. X& {) v; P2 F& [
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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