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9 _4 h, _6 i" [3 e' j3 dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 }1 n v0 z1 u4 |5 Q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was1 t% t' z( x" i# Q, j1 ^* W$ Q/ `$ E
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) t6 E" K0 ^/ t; T8 v, P! g
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( G. x7 H* b) E, sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very' T; a2 q/ w: N3 j, O6 T
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 M) {- k% J& \2 E. l0 R
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9 i. a& C" Z+ b. C+ TOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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" _% _ a5 Z( U+ f# c s% R! [7 ]whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. }" {. V) g, F% m( x
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 k) n4 E$ F3 _1 Ocommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She l9 \/ Q; @* |* \
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild( N& D8 }- [. j- S
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 U# J" l0 e+ J6 @" H7 d0 V9 h
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing' n: J6 Q- x: M+ j8 G5 ^
outside, all clapping!
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* B! B7 O5 p) o3 Y9 r4 uWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and2 n! D: C" l! P/ M! J. |; n6 L) j
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( q: F X; C, e8 i) n) r
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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