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THE WEDDING TEST, w* |' b K6 t. r
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- f7 p9 y$ C! e7 I5 n$ p
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was4 ~2 H; R s/ l' j; o6 c9 {" l
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: {, h( _" c" \$ P6 w4 z. L
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down1 Y7 N' |& v4 i6 Z; ?
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 b0 M! ?( a: Q: \" S
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ A- ^. {) z' U4 w' f2 H
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 w+ K9 _" T: i& [overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ ~5 v6 p7 d E( V3 m3 u
committed my life to her sister.
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) Y! M: r( V* _# P) ZWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ Q! @2 ]7 T3 O4 L usaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 B) @* n1 T" f$ t# c" [# v
fling, just come up and get me.". c" E2 u" [" s* K; Y( _
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 L h$ g( N4 G8 e) V* d' |8 c
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline# c) u# `$ E7 |
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 D- K, S/ p; ^5 y* ?5 m a
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing% |0 |) d$ w" {6 ^' v- j
outside, all clapping! B. x" d* M. {6 F: I
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ k7 ~1 r& g2 j7 r% {! B+ h' y! G
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 }2 }3 Q4 l* R% }; R$ f
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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