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[, V( e) l) T+ j. _0 OI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 t5 p/ X0 E. j4 \( a( X- }2 a
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 m" r& G, S! s" `+ D
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down5 [, M, O( U$ ^
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 K- f7 [3 ?" e3 N1 a& O! f3 ~1 { Xdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 `% l4 E0 y- ?- h3 H9 ?
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
/ t: d: N# N6 I" rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
. R3 S0 Z3 X! |7 h- qcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 H( b5 y2 U/ a8 Q' y* Y, Osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 L6 A: m+ W6 T# s( Nthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ w( j# s# r/ R: h! ~
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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1 ~; k( `9 N7 I1 LTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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3 g) J, Z9 z5 @8 \2 ~8 mWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 }' ]% a/ k" T4 `* `said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! }) Y7 a. n+ J9 q, ~" l7 Wask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' o( x3 t7 J+ T) E" n* |
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