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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was' T% _7 \! q1 L0 E
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ \) w; a: Y9 V% q! N6 r
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: z( E" a; l0 C% x3 `My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 H8 c# h. G) W* `: W G
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
& d" G5 G. O/ r) \, ewhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
' c8 g {8 D" F5 Sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come, _& n, i9 g! |' f) k$ }
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she" ]$ f: ]" L e6 i
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 w. w3 o( H! r# kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
" }7 ]( D- J" s6 Kcommitted my life to her sister.$ S% _- I7 ?/ @+ c' E
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, Q9 X7 R1 k0 z# M
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
& A2 U9 c' C$ i: T: Ifling, just come up and get me."
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6 q3 ?6 m/ A D: \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 {( W, k7 F- f" U" m
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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/ \2 R5 h8 i z9 nTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing) n: j: Q6 Z* k
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) C% [ A6 j6 e- V0 rsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't2 K3 \. g: O& @$ Q) d9 c% S
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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~9 I8 d" o5 B9 a. eAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your, H+ m. b% q! x
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