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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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+ U, C7 \( ^3 C# L( S% }3 O" zonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very L; T. I K1 i+ g3 B
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 A, r- [7 h* {" H% h5 a2 x/ N
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she' z3 n c- w0 l& ^2 F
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ v! l8 R; _) F4 u! O
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and) q# r" U4 X7 W& E/ k$ p) ~
committed my life to her sister.
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said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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- m0 T8 @( N9 lWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 d( z/ K! [" q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ]) C! L. p/ B8 v
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ D+ f7 F" v/ G% L/ ^
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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