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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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. C4 o6 r8 C1 M8 C+ ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! ]7 L3 |6 Y4 R' N* X N5 W2 Rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
/ Q; Y# `1 U$ g. [1 awhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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6 _# s3 S2 q2 R; J+ U8 m7 P0 ]One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 z! i# W( U& f8 Y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ R2 v" o/ a1 K& ]5 E/ K3 |- iwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- Q6 V4 s& i4 Jovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; M( V* m& g7 T+ ^7 }2 Gcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 P% m) {/ r8 R/ }said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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1 ^& P+ x0 n3 a' E3 OI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" P$ w, A' ]2 Q0 H4 t/ I0 G0 p
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* T: S, P* L2 t
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards* J% Y9 I9 I8 V
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ S+ D& N6 a2 ]# _* _- N
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't# e) N+ }6 c6 W/ L
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 \* H- G3 H5 ~# ^ [0 j- }
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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