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A+ j, f9 A) y" r; k0 [I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
! _! ^8 B' [( _ \. ?/ Thad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ x3 m/ z0 i3 L, Monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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8 U5 w+ t" _4 Z3 ]3 h" x6 GMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ w" s& U7 B! |2 P+ i5 Ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; f$ L% l% B. E1 G
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 d1 i+ z$ H) @; Qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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/ e, T# v+ v: s4 O& _3 JOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
" ?$ ^0 C; w6 }# E4 Novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
7 C) V9 X( Z- |4 _2 M1 j \committed my life to her sister.* k2 t. j& j# o! ]) F5 G/ G
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She6 ~4 S8 _# F ?; d y7 J
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
2 D4 ~1 x0 `& i3 I' R( Cfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
% ?, Q' I: R! v" g- \the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
1 E1 a7 T7 i3 J' O5 Estraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
, F/ [. Y6 \* m3 H3 gmy car.8 `+ j# I) M9 p- [2 I
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& F& f% F8 e" b/ U* z/ lTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
$ i5 s5 M* y9 q- y5 ~) foutside, all clapping!
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4 N+ G w [4 M4 j" RWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 X* `; S/ [$ u
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't8 q* O' e' k' Q I) Z$ s2 t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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1 y( D0 E; m1 \% E0 `0 h _# ~ CAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your& D( q" c5 {! a% H" l- J6 U5 n7 _: C
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