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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 ~! p6 \7 t# z: h+ Itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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1 K9 `5 z& U, j0 v5 Y9 z# _One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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" k* n4 u7 K- `Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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5 b, E B8 @( G" s; b6 M/ u7 qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing) N# R4 h& l3 c- C- J% r
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and' ^6 ?0 `$ r! S4 {6 w3 g
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& w/ O \, k) k4 W+ d! G
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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