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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 K0 r+ N! p- [; R0 Wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
$ o& F) C5 S* L. }5 twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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: r# x% g5 a9 e* Y7 XOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
7 v7 V, e8 L) n; K% B I( Y, x2 pover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 |/ V# a+ l2 V& |whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ [; M- V( ~8 X6 D" w; `overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 K- v8 Z; J- Q5 g6 u$ _: jcommitted my life to her sister.
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) j! f) n9 p. L2 p. \Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 }9 r7 o$ w' m5 ]2 Z
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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& G- O1 l6 A% q) kI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing) O/ z! p( d$ V
outside, all clapping!
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; H8 N( }' Z& G& D* I7 d9 e" IWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: n1 V9 q. q, _- k9 F p
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 @. P+ |- n7 I( }ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- P! a& ?! `. v2 ]
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