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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
+ P) ?: J& c& q6 e5 b( CUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
4 m( h' b2 ?3 f3 Q$ T3 GWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
9 G7 N& a) [9 C+ M. {. tfamily was invited over to see the baby. # J  b" J6 p' Z# g
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk. ]. g% M* a( \
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
, m* N. O: z: G0 nHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
% }) A8 ]( K2 H/ Nabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he- q, H( V" {, c* t
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
, O" s4 }. p2 ]: H3 r  uLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 9 s- C5 P* v/ V
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful) d# U, e& ]. U( t: r: T0 y
baby.'# {6 G1 O/ L9 i# h# ^; v  z
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. $ G; L' `2 D+ q( u# M
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
  c# c: o8 }) wlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said# X$ z. s1 [3 f1 l
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he3 h$ w7 k1 a& B, |6 ?
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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