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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 6 W. t$ z& Y$ F) v, M
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.. T% ^; H) [% b
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk) k! c5 o9 a( g/ {: s' l; I: U0 I
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
4 P9 ], `6 W0 ~* I  h# }$ ?, @. ^His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 5 H. ]; T5 G" a% m4 H2 \
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he' D/ @. u8 j$ t5 d& \% ~, Z
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
% j# [# z& b! S+ rLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 6 t5 [* ]4 s* P/ p
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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7 B7 I, D  w, o* Q! F5 i: p9 rThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
0 ?9 N: N5 `% \+ u8 F- @/ IJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
0 D+ g$ n2 Q* J1 Alittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can( y  `* I$ _( z) @! d- P5 Z0 |: m
he see?'9 r2 X* f" Y" V, ^5 ?
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said  T2 [, p, D" l8 D% d
he has 20/20 vision.'" S7 C: r" F- e' @# V) e* s2 _
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
5 \/ ]; |  o3 k6 D/ V, o' nneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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