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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. $ N1 F/ X4 C9 V: z/ j
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
% y; w+ _- C8 |% S* \When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's2 |4 P: F9 p. _5 v0 z" w
family was invited over to see the baby. : a2 z* [9 @7 W% K* A0 X$ X3 F
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk& r& i1 A; m( K2 B# S/ w8 X/ b
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
/ L0 i1 }- \7 E! EHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything % n6 b- s+ n: D+ a' h! N. u
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he) d* Q2 U# c, j1 r: K8 c$ A1 L
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
+ f% M4 e! N+ F: D5 rLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
2 K+ V) A" x. I( C" O4 wWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
! I1 E& Z8 i9 u% N# {; D* w" [, Tbaby.'
5 e6 X7 l1 [$ K5 Z" J/ |The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
8 ?! F& x+ M* U+ K4 Y& S% i- uJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
" L! h' D. {& [little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
% `' Z1 k( k/ che see?'( w3 G% H2 T- g. ?% D7 k' z7 T4 }( y
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said; A( H8 w+ w/ _9 X6 M& k; A
he has 20/20 vision.'2 B) d; G/ _5 v; V. }9 Z3 y

$ |' _$ R7 e' M8 {8 O* e'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he" w+ |  J5 P  Z
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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