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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
! {% R( x3 X8 B5 {& i5 {Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
  O9 W) }2 {$ f" E4 v4 u- uWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
3 k) T5 I; o, m; ifamily was invited over to see the baby.
) {; Q( W: ^& Y: \; E) ZBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk/ [! H/ d6 J: J5 k2 t% E
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.& `7 [8 q6 |7 k8 f/ Z" \
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
3 r) Z: x  j% F1 @7 h: x8 C% rabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he5 v7 ~5 \' |  L! K4 q/ c
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.( d+ z8 X# A* \' z7 J$ U  e
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. * N! o, e; c% ^
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
, N5 e/ m. c' ~1 A% rbaby.'
' g* M3 K7 w6 E( o, MThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
1 e* b' b. s0 i/ ?2 a# \- qJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
; V/ G7 A$ [; L% x: f- g( {little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
. `8 k# H+ s3 H8 the see?'
3 s2 {& h4 I  ]' y+ M. {'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said7 r0 |# e- c1 z* E1 N) A
he has 20/20 vision.'
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/ b. M* k7 i. l+ w'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he9 r: @, ~3 I+ Y* E4 Q( z
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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