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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. " a( u3 R4 k) A: r- G$ q1 v
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.: X& B/ x  I! ?( F  E
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
2 \0 D, m" U1 w$ Z* r& efamily was invited over to see the baby. ( i# c- b; U9 v; B
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
" J7 P0 _2 w) X# [6 N9 \with him and explained that the baby had no ears.# w6 g) n2 y# b1 Y6 d2 Q
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
7 }* E% J% p; M- b  U- w% babout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he9 I, m6 y7 u" [4 {, R' h$ H7 T
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
% S3 m2 O2 A5 d( s9 E5 I* Q$ RLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
+ @1 I2 m- T2 h" _' c( MWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful1 n7 s, h+ J8 Z8 P2 G+ e" C
baby.'
5 W1 d: v! |* \0 D0 |( V" ]0 [5 JThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 5 d! `# P) r. Q5 x+ m& ]
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
; g* L' N/ F% `+ v& Y( plittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
3 a5 d+ h, u  L; U, @he see?'
1 s$ ^5 o) F+ g0 n# e* C9 @'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said  g. N2 ^& l) u7 c- J) c2 U
he has 20/20 vision.'
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2 X; R, E# T+ T% D$ i'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
4 w. E* J+ J* A: D1 r  q* Tneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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