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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
$ Y1 r* S, h0 f8 E; BUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
9 D& w* @5 D3 x3 ~( ?! |" cWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
( }) P1 i, Z2 c9 |7 a1 ^& nfamily was invited over to see the baby.
6 @2 v" I$ z) v4 N; fBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk; N$ q0 T4 r# K3 Z) _0 E  d1 {
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.! [' ^" ]! o) l/ R: ~8 Z
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ' c  t. d& h; @& I8 a3 A- U, c
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
6 }- i# N# M  Xwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
+ f% C( W. R2 l7 w6 E9 KLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. . ~" X2 ~: N' T: `) L& ^
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
1 i0 K# _6 i+ |/ {" ubaby.'
3 x3 y; ~! N) Q0 d; ?! r2 w6 aThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 3 v' m* Y  B/ V0 G. L
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful. t- `0 x: P( b* C% l4 H
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can$ v5 K4 V7 |1 U: h3 H
he see?'
  j! P7 n9 Q1 P' x& _/ r* [) ?'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
/ X) Q& U' C! D he has 20/20 vision.'* ?1 w, ?3 O/ t" x
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he- I2 e; X2 z- ^
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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