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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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$ O6 H3 @! H) x7 v' ]When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's) ^3 M# v( {4 ?2 Z4 {
family was invited over to see the baby. " s* x1 W. u1 {% T
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk( w6 z5 ]2 g/ @+ ~, \
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
" b' }! S( S) D7 B6 U$ g; DHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 7 c* d% Z; Y$ y7 y& V
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
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% @1 b; T) }& A, CLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
2 B0 \2 {3 X, ]! |/ B- y7 p$ [2 }When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful! G8 t+ }! Y; O! s/ G
baby.'
+ N, _9 P. V; }, Z2 c1 }) BThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 9 Z, |3 G$ ]9 p- U- Y7 T6 h
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
. y6 P. G3 h6 a5 V  O8 J( ?, w5 n$ S" Vlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
- y& x7 Z- q# [) N, }$ p' y9 z he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
2 {2 M8 q' h1 \. H, O( R" yneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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