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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 3 v; P" a% J! j1 S& X  j9 L( R
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.) ^' q6 D& C1 M9 O+ V( `
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
4 z0 n. f, {8 P2 e% e# cfamily was invited over to see the baby.
+ n4 b1 H( E- B1 ^: H/ b, ABefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
3 A* _+ ~! v! _2 a' d- U: Uwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.% p* b+ N- I( I0 ?8 r
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
% m) P/ [  X3 L8 [) Zabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
1 W+ J8 c# o) x( e  Y8 ~9 f' V3 Jwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.! n2 H$ _' h; c
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 7 q1 t  O/ h- S. g% y( D8 V6 B
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
3 F/ B+ O) D0 p( x8 M; ibaby.'
. {# E! Y* E; p! ZThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ; u# x8 s1 c5 N. w; O
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful9 }6 F& j% P  j
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can7 M/ O5 h3 }; ?" f2 U6 A, H4 D' B
he see?'
5 q5 M6 I9 h! \, O/ X- u* m  L0 }. N'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
" V3 G* T$ o. {: s) T2 w& q6 k he has 20/20 vision.'/ ]5 m5 z) V4 X: P- c, k

9 O+ `# l% f) Y3 |- ]" y'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he$ S( E' M3 X4 }8 U+ q2 N" H" F. D
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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