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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
7 ~8 s" _2 h1 W! u5 y5 f  m, }/ j. DUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
+ V& n. m3 _$ T4 Q' m# Z, r( V+ `: LWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's) b- y" @8 b- z  z  f- b
family was invited over to see the baby.
/ g7 `& I% V$ m6 ^Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
$ h1 c) x3 n7 w% r$ wwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
, P8 ^: A4 @: H" kHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
, F* `8 a2 E" C. s5 I) d2 }6 qabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
  g- O9 E6 ]0 F' N1 _would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.% e8 n- Q  j0 m& c
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 2 O! m. s& \7 b( Z4 y1 D
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful& @+ H6 O4 L# x
baby.'* {& m  G1 Z- H& y# x
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
' r* i/ r; Z: |3 I* o3 UJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
% L! w- F0 K: @! Rlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
# w2 s  D# E! U3 @, [: k% hhe see?'* ~. @4 j( x- Z- y' `# A9 i
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said0 v' s6 B6 Z7 }7 T5 c
he has 20/20 vision.'7 w0 E  X; N+ {, _" y2 B. t8 l  s1 n

' v3 f5 ^- w# [5 V: G) _'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he+ b, V. ?2 c# U1 p$ ]/ ?: O
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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