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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
  h8 j- f; e! ~. x0 t" lUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
9 s( m8 }& V6 `6 E, @9 N8 w+ OWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's, }9 R9 a, R6 `9 I# Z0 H
family was invited over to see the baby. 2 i6 l3 }! Z- ?/ r' H" w
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
3 @# N# D6 P7 Z9 Ewith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
* J. D* B1 O6 eHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
: o/ M5 j; ]. C$ y. z2 Fabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
0 a0 c: K" H0 T8 X# D( jwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
0 r' o0 S3 u- X9 D5 `Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
, }) G- k  S- N7 c3 X2 BWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful) Z$ |) A/ m) @% n/ W9 }( r
baby.'/ o! @; D; x# k: d' k8 w
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
+ e, k! g7 W0 ^! f2 v! b7 DJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
8 u+ |# m* g  |( {little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
5 A0 Z& M, n) e; hhe see?'8 W1 b- N5 v# H9 D5 d$ \( ?+ v* ?  V
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
1 u* q/ u' j( A" O& E he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he2 z/ u9 J$ B2 C$ k
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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