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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man," `3 N- }- S% M' X
it is your fate but,
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it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -" B; b, |6 M2 n  O  T
education ruined me.8 r9 K) r4 i! i/ O, M
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Practice makes perfect....
; B2 T" Q# V  l% [But nobody's perfect......8 u) n" K) r8 d: S" x: u; I2 d3 e
so why practice?
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  N) Z4 l( X8 u( u% m! T/ y3 P8 VIf it's true that we are here to help others,! L7 ?1 G7 D: n" f/ q) C
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,! m8 ~2 r1 O1 g4 N/ \4 z3 o
people appear bright until you hear them speak.+ o- E* E' E; ?2 v7 u; i% t8 z4 x
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?) F3 A% k, _( m

3 h! I& v! k  _8 Z. |* mMoney is not everything.
" n7 b$ P$ p+ ~) v" iThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.& t8 m& z, C  t2 Q: i( _1 D
They are so tasty.$ f, \, p3 Z1 l3 d8 d( M& Z
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman( ]0 F# I, w; g) f$ V1 j# b* D, t
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.! E2 b5 u2 q6 q7 D2 u
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.' I( n( F$ X8 s
and when they marry they become otherwise.- p0 y" t. _" ]' _; Y/ l
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Success is a relative term.# j+ I. ?8 O/ n8 w2 _4 G
It brings so many relatives.
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' u9 d7 g6 v) q4 u' l' v8 _Never put off the work till tomorrow
$ R, H0 W; S( O, x- G' Twhat you can put off today.2 T  h2 o3 c5 X9 u; [" p/ _& s
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
% l/ v+ T9 x/ q/ o( nSo go to sleep( P% w+ M6 D# X( m8 M. P" G0 }

# ]! F7 |: x; n1 c* \' s2 HThere should be a better way to start a day
/ q  z1 `9 i% Q( \. N" ^: w- CThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
& K3 C+ q: w! }/ I. O9 P% T0 [But why take the risk1 [, l7 m& i: {; b3 v2 ^
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"Work fascinates me"* T7 ]) u& O7 A- q- b% R$ n! f2 K
I can look at it for hours
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, u& }. f! f. ~2 i  RGod made relatives;
8 l$ j$ n/ |! D$ t5 w( @# uThank God we can choose our friends.1 o' d7 a. r# F8 r7 T) [# R

# a8 u1 f8 r- T& K( L3 j' B4 jThe more you learn, the more you know,
  t" H9 H) \' e' F6 yThe more you know, the more you forget, L0 `1 h) Y9 K& }" X9 G- H( l
The more you forget, the less you know) o5 D( {7 G8 L' G- N( J
So.. why learn.! M( C) J6 [' w; I1 y

6 a$ P1 R6 b- q6 eA bus station is where a bus stops.! }: a8 D" R: D. W" K
A train station is where a train stops.: L( A2 \9 y# m$ f0 `
On my desk, I have a work station....
5 H+ d0 R( T  w3 Kwhat more can I say........, ~% b9 c7 C- P6 u+ K
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发表于 2008-3-17 12:05 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol
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