Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
8 A) ?% B0 i, ?1 Qit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
' ?3 U/ E' l3 Q1 ueducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

3 h6 Z% V, d6 c( z5 y! L' Z$ O6 ?Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

9 i, {8 K2 L1 M/ Z& h+ [! LHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
& J7 T' a0 }4 ~* h7 C6 ?& P1 gThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
1 |$ f! i) n2 z$ _) R1 tAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
+ \7 Y# e* Z2 Y% I: BAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
/ z8 `' `  j' V6 F* Slife.
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The wise never marry.
6 W% q, Y; b& W; K1 |, J0 O; Nand when they marry they become otherwise.

; K, m5 M1 ~9 dSuccess is a relative term.
* }; e5 g. V: yIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
9 E2 D, E1 B0 F( Q; Z# E2 hwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
3 r: y9 Y. m2 m; N! ]) S" h: pSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
2 X, I& i2 s( {9 V1 G4 M# N3 OThan waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
( J/ f9 [+ C* i4 R0 u: {I can look at it for hours
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$ Y, ^; `  c# QGod made relatives;
# U$ l8 `' P0 p; pThank God we can choose our friends.

; i1 ]  W' p  Y6 kThe more you learn, the more you know,
' W- F/ p* Y8 ]! l% e; D3 w( \The more you know, the more you forget
1 _0 @( S6 l" t5 a) ^The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
6 D. I! @8 B5 Z: l) n+ OOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
& k; \3 h' p0 S) m. p0 Tlove it ^^