Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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, s+ B/ q  H3 \$ l3 l" L( Dif your father-in-law is a poor man,
7 C8 k8 i9 |7 ]3 k0 f: I: ^it's your stupidity.

6 c1 j$ n0 u8 k8 e+ S5 L/ EI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

! r. G' b! h- y" ~# _: rPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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5 Z( d% ^' {, N. K( h/ N# x: yIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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& U% b' x; E" t- j) {+ VSince light travels faster than sound,
9 z4 e5 [' v( D( |7 vpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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; F" v5 \0 Z6 c7 Z3 h) Y( {Behind every successful man, there is a woman
1 h4 t5 E0 A3 T, r1 vAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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. W  c: `1 l4 ^+ ?1 s"Your future depend s on your dreams"
( L5 b1 v% V0 t* hSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

2 O2 t& x& h% ]: Z/ c$ O- E"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
) J' E$ I& G- l% L$ m$ JI can look at it for hours

; p; A2 m6 P4 y7 \* JGod made relatives;
9 \/ [6 B7 a+ Y$ N1 @5 GThank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
! W8 h# Q1 |1 s! `% f+ P& e$ NThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

& l$ t1 \3 {4 NA bus station is where a bus stops.
; D; i: v% i. I! _6 N5 jA train station is where a train stops.
8 X! R6 L+ C5 ~( P" s: aOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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