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it is your fate but,
0 i6 Y. E6 C- W$ Mif your father-in-law is a poor man,$ N% n7 U, j7 _. _- q2 y+ P
it's your stupidity.' l* S' o6 i" a3 k* Y: A3 a' ~
# B& ]1 Q3 U$ r7 T6 xI was born intelligent -; h' F. {9 D4 |1 v4 {6 w4 B
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
8 @$ _+ O1 y% M% _! q7 A7 h6 LBut nobody's perfect......# H+ ] ?+ t: z9 _! A
so why practice?
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7 M1 A$ g6 @; k+ c: X3 eIf it's true that we are here to help others,
! S8 H% K* l+ v5 L: Uthen what exactly are the others here for?, ~. X, _# O$ v3 z& ?- A
8 H% g/ W+ v+ @5 B9 V- nSince light travels faster than sound,, n5 a3 L" O# O" w" N
people appear bright until you hear them speak.' J( ?$ B! @" f! c
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
8 i- L3 R- W% @/ ?1 Q. yThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.2 |' O n9 ]% d' F# j; w8 f8 K$ k
They are so tasty.) K/ C- s) i0 U& b
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
8 ]8 R! ]: A6 K. SAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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5 Y# c( m; a+ [! J! u3 aEvery man should marry.; _6 p+ y6 J) O
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
; H- ~4 u6 N* L9 Hlife.5 h1 q6 ^2 @& R# C" `8 h. _& T
0 R E+ c$ o0 g5 DThe wise never marry.
: ]+ H/ _7 K! s% J) b* Y* `% B1 n" Sand when they marry they become otherwise.6 O2 J* D+ N) s8 j$ n2 Y+ y/ W
2 t* ]2 I [ `( u; NSuccess is a relative term.
$ d5 w! ?8 I+ @0 j, OIt brings so many relatives.7 H- @2 ?5 M# y, o" ^5 d
; \4 S/ F' [& d C, e Q- R* PNever put off the work till tomorrow( B7 }; u# a1 {4 a
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"7 A. t+ y2 x- p7 e4 b! k0 M
So go to sleep( l# j1 M2 S& | X, H! K$ ?
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There should be a better way to start a day. g8 `- d% I' h8 ?; \( r& S2 ?
Than waking up every morning1 |; u; X8 `, P$ Y* }# R" ]
1 R7 M' X0 p: l/ c0 a"Hard work never killed anybody"
' O& F# J# ], k- N2 iBut why take the risk* Q, g) M( G4 S( x p% ^2 q
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"Work fascinates me"# |) @) I T& ^. T4 t
I can look at it for hours
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, ]$ Q! c% s/ z$ ^God made relatives;3 Y8 n/ h# F& h1 H
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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4 S' f/ r! z; f) _" d4 n6 GThe more you learn, the more you know,
: u1 W! G4 S: ]# F \3 \! m- }The more you know, the more you forget
+ K. G0 [7 R: J6 R, m) @The more you forget, the less you know- B3 C8 k9 P- a- I! s& G
So.. why learn.' Y8 ?3 l# O& u: d
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
5 L/ _) V5 Y3 b: n. q( P' |6 m* {- P# zA train station is where a train stops.
6 G6 ~% e: r# O( K: _4 H2 `+ MOn my desk, I have a work station....! s6 {, L# L, `. c
what more can I say........6 I( h( T4 \/ F; F0 O5 h
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