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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,
4 O5 S; a( O) Q, Q# z5 lit is your fate but,
, s+ B/ q  H3 \$ l3 l" L( Dif your father-in-law is a poor man,
7 C8 k8 i9 |7 ]3 k0 f: I: ^it's your stupidity.5 g+ e% M3 D3 O3 c; R

6 c1 j$ n0 u8 k8 e+ S5 L/ EI was born intelligent -7 K' w5 ^+ Y7 u) X  n
education ruined me.$ S+ p* [5 M% O0 H( d/ m

! r. G' b! h- y" ~# _: rPractice makes perfect....! x6 `% M2 W/ z% k* A7 l
But nobody's perfect....../ Z( r" f7 {; z4 [0 K* z
so why practice?
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5 Z( d% ^' {, N. K( h/ N# x: yIf it's true that we are here to help others,2 L; H  H* o- ]+ J$ d
then what exactly are the others here for?
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& U% b' x; E" t- j) {+ VSince light travels faster than sound,
9 z4 e5 [' v( D( |7 vpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.+ _8 c1 o/ l! F: P( x# V
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.  `5 R8 p; N7 K3 e3 e, T- l  @
They are so tasty.
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; F" v5 \0 Z6 c7 Z3 h) Y( {Behind every successful man, there is a woman
1 h4 t5 E0 A3 T, r1 vAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry." _% ]. a) z# F- H% w- E
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.0 C& [& [0 U8 ]3 I& l2 f4 }, b
and when they marry they become otherwise.! e" S" b- S- w' A7 d8 ?" V
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Success is a relative term.6 ]/ }! Z3 f7 n; Q) f
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow4 n. T$ D" T# ?' V: m9 Y' B
what you can put off today.
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. W  c: `1 l4 ^+ ?1 s"Your future depend s on your dreams"
( L5 b1 v% V0 t* hSo go to sleep8 Q5 O8 f* j4 F4 x* I
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There should be a better way to start a day5 n, `2 E5 L. J/ M
Than waking up every morning2 V; m( g) a3 B

2 O2 t& x& h% ]: Z/ c$ O- E"Hard work never killed anybody": {% F) x& X+ W1 u
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
) J' E$ I& G- l% L$ m$ JI can look at it for hours# l# T6 _0 q+ a9 h6 c$ {2 |8 k1 T7 f

; p; A2 m6 P4 y7 \* JGod made relatives;
9 \/ [6 B7 a+ Y$ N1 @5 GThank God we can choose our friends.& s' T+ T9 R2 s  G
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The more you learn, the more you know,' G7 t, n6 x' N7 i! S( \6 C
The more you know, the more you forget
! W8 h# Q1 |1 s! `% f+ P& e$ NThe more you forget, the less you know1 i1 }  @/ L2 d7 }
So.. why learn.5 o) [8 o$ A6 v5 d3 c+ m3 K

& l$ t1 \3 {4 NA bus station is where a bus stops.
; D; i: v% i. I! _6 N5 jA train station is where a train stops.
8 X! R6 L+ C5 ~( P" s: aOn my desk, I have a work station....& M) f$ `2 a2 j8 L% }3 x
what more can I say........
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol
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