Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
. f7 v, d& p( n8 v( ~1 e8 J7 Cit's your stupidity.
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- x1 w* e# C& \! T5 AI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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- T0 `9 {' U& }3 q0 e6 m: N2 r. [+ PPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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% `& G: M+ R2 O5 H4 [Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

$ H9 I3 L, x- O; G$ @* QMoney is not everything.
# B3 o% L- O6 s+ a9 K' DThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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9 \, ~9 O( c- b: N9 mBehind every successful man, there is a woman
) `1 ]9 c4 |, e3 i) {And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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( u2 c& u; U3 D8 {, @Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

/ @  ]4 r8 t0 L  ~Never put off the work till tomorrow
% D3 Q1 z+ i4 W  i' `/ Z( [what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
$ |3 g; c4 g; i& NThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
, O! ^/ `& O( \+ I4 U- r7 dBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
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: S1 w% Y6 V' s0 U( ^. nThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
1 t. ~3 X9 g6 v. n6 ~. P% r% G0 nThe more you forget, the less you know
( W2 ~5 G8 o  PSo.. why learn.
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4 V+ D; d5 H$ u# m6 D2 zA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
7 k2 |, y) g2 F: b8 P, U/ KOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^