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+ ?0 u) G" {8 E) A( Eif your father-in-law is a poor man,# z- U! O6 N; C z
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -4 F1 c! ~, [: n
education ruined me.
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& n( E7 {9 ?4 \% V# K$ YPractice makes perfect....+ x4 M) B1 f* ~6 V
But nobody's perfect......
% L5 w/ Z1 c8 C' @4 `2 L8 tso why practice?( U0 l7 g! ~# P; l
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
7 t2 Q, S3 d6 i- g1 E5 M. @1 Pthen what exactly are the others here for?8 ?0 p) Q$ ^. w$ X' d
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Since light travels faster than sound,% ]" G5 P! B' P! R
people appear bright until you hear them speak.( ]7 ^! w& A9 X2 v- e8 J
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?) D' r" i$ K: {" A9 h
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Money is not everything.* A% o k3 ~# z; w
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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: } u9 s2 i5 R/ i9 mOne should love animals.
) j- W, F% X z8 u# [They are so tasty.
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& Q" Y8 S7 ]& C: c" d( lBehind every successful man, there is a woman
7 w, m/ v% j& P! l; ^And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.5 Y! I& X @) e. V( P$ t
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Every man should marry.0 L# ~9 [! l4 G z
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.7 M; J$ l3 r. D$ v( x5 X
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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6 q& t" m1 K3 v5 ]8 W! l: N8 w( jSuccess is a relative term.
1 i* p' N& {' Z9 u$ H; HIt brings so many relatives.* \% U; f: f6 |3 B( O
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Never put off the work till tomorrow# x$ T# P, k! \6 P2 ?$ P; ]
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
$ d2 Q6 o' J: f7 h& XSo go to sleep
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& q9 l3 y5 y2 K2 O2 i: I* ?/ eThere should be a better way to start a day
6 g! ? K! n( [1 j7 O5 ~9 BThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
5 a" Q# M0 J, i yBut why take the risk$ p! X" O% h; E& s+ @
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"Work fascinates me"
) g8 m1 p" [* G8 ~$ ~I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;* u& B6 o" U: ~: G
Thank God we can choose our friends.; Z5 v: L4 d3 ]% j# H& r
! s' f8 r* X& x! t" e: |The more you learn, the more you know,
4 q' C9 E9 Q$ G' p0 ]9 I# mThe more you know, the more you forget+ }1 J8 E3 u. \4 X. R/ s
The more you forget, the less you know
" l# d3 a" J9 `% e2 A* m; Q- J1 LSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.& n& K9 {0 ~7 g. ]8 \: Y
A train station is where a train stops./ j6 I% I h: h* b1 y. T: e6 Y- D
On my desk, I have a work station....
8 \( b' _" f( L4 A. B4 t8 t; cwhat more can I say........
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