Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
. f1 @# U# h* I" r( ]& N+ P
+ P7 B" t  u' wI was born intelligent -
3 a' x1 i' g/ [+ meducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
: i  k& T9 j& ]. [, F* [1 g  c; y" cBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
8 Q0 x1 O% f% J% K4 r/ S
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
9 [+ y# e+ F5 c$ ~people appear bright until you hear them speak.
5 B$ w9 ^7 Y8 P+ C+ z6 u  [: |
) L- q( |+ y" Q$ d. lHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

3 a+ Q$ ~! v- I3 t: ]* BMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
4 C6 |( A- z, _" m3 K2 K! ~2 C  pThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
: P# D3 T' ?9 v+ t% Llife.

The wise never marry.
/ S; {1 f! k  b) }5 K9 l* qand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
9 x5 G0 c0 a; [7 P  a6 _9 `what you can put off today.

+ Y: O, |  j1 D. V. m+ w! H5 D"Your future depend s on your dreams"
/ q, f6 m* s1 `7 U2 DSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
2 c' X0 X2 _8 i5 i- h' c0 fThan waking up every morning
: r1 V0 Q9 s$ E. H+ `2 R3 M4 L5 m
& N  c1 D6 j" a2 N"Hard work never killed anybody"
  _) ]; k  x, m% V: V1 PBut why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
  R7 F3 U6 z- J9 }$ U+ f9 `, @I can look at it for hours
. N9 ?9 B4 d4 q* b
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

1 q; S5 j/ s& tThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
: i' h& q7 j9 W# r, R. x( }The more you forget, the less you know
$ S4 L* C; L7 d6 e  T* v" [% i7 @$ PSo.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
" p* I2 e8 o/ k& Y) N# b- M9 w5 Q

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^