Logic

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
! D4 e: g4 K2 [1 s+ ?4 g/ k. lif your father-in-law is a poor man,
! G0 f" U; }, U5 L: b, l) P' W3 Oit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
0 q5 {7 e( R, t; zeducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
+ C! N$ Z  Y" d! m" SBut nobody's perfect......
. U" B5 E! i; D  A( O9 s+ D5 g, j( mso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- @; C# |) A; e# qHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
- O, z2 L2 R4 F3 ]2 rThere's Mastercard & Visa.

# Q5 D7 A* T4 c* r6 z3 g/ K) hOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
9 E  n3 G$ M+ j# UAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
# t, S  e) ^/ r* V& E( Y9 ~and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
. h3 @+ j- p, w  v" B, i& x# C) kSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
- o0 C# @5 _- Y$ G9 q7 `) k8 ]Than waking up every morning
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- p6 `/ l) p3 m, D/ A"Hard work never killed anybody"
& R' s* ]& `& M9 G$ \7 `* |But why take the risk
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, x8 a9 T7 C9 j7 t; O$ }0 d% g) I1 c"Work fascinates me"
% s0 \, E: \" t- U2 j. FI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
! I/ l- p9 `8 x1 r+ [1 D2 X! Q# fThank God we can choose our friends.
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- A1 ]6 ?7 r8 M. V- HThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
( Z% K# i5 x2 S6 B/ W3 p- oA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
2 I7 p5 e  ?& ~' m; [what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

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lol
% T0 h" }& F8 F7 rlove it ^^