Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
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I was born intelligent -
- y8 E/ n& B$ t. d* R  M$ {" seducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
8 S0 p, v6 h* r3 K2 ~. ABut nobody's perfect......
. _5 N. D2 A& a: qso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
; X2 J( F& x: y3 _1 c% e; sthen what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
$ t. ]- M, Z4 ]3 @people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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  d* d" ^+ l$ m0 _* v1 a' U2 ^How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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/ n' H* g' A% g6 S- y/ C, K5 K' yMoney is not everything.
% q0 y% T% L2 d5 T/ LThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
* @. ]# C; f5 T5 WThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
2 V/ `7 I: G# aAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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3 i& {$ u4 n9 A4 F" V5 |2 y+ g9 |The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
# d' J+ y5 k4 Q3 ~; gIt brings so many relatives.
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6 L, O) C3 ^. |& _Never put off the work till tomorrow
* K; m) R8 S( Z, b; d) P; owhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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2 h* x( s% a4 u/ \% d3 R2 ]- H; sThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
' c( J: B" P9 Z( {But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
4 G8 y. T" H* a) AI can look at it for hours
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% @! Z2 b) ~" ~' M  qGod made relatives;
( a$ U' o8 R4 \6 dThank God we can choose our friends.

. J6 e. N3 _* Q& X5 e$ l" M& ]The more you learn, the more you know,
/ C" \  n' S; b+ A+ R/ sThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
8 V. v! l' x# ^7 e% `! {A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
+ y( Z: ^( T7 c9 c& zwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
' U# X( D" j8 ?8 V; E5 \/ ?love it ^^