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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; K6 l: y7 A( M2 \4 z: A, [
Maria: Here it is. 9 K& N l9 p4 J7 x' P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 ]( C( L$ C1 n! Q$ WClass: Maria. ' }9 D( @% i/ _8 O
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & h4 V) q" Q7 a# F' a
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # `7 w* g/ g0 ]
. V c4 N- P+ T, E- I6 |Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 U5 u2 G) D4 C# PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 P# ?! h9 i( E* ? W+ M4 H6 \" k. y
Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 D, m6 X* @1 m5 w) iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 u7 b# }; g8 \0 L' U0 @Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / [( {- v$ V2 n" u
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , r- E2 |6 i% m% d) n
Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 R8 F1 ]$ k5 V! Q8 P: K' h
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 M/ }1 W4 w, z% hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , I) Y$ I- G& n) w" e3 W& z
Winnie: Me! 3 {9 _# S; g% w* x$ w+ f
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # `, X4 R2 H* m. j( E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( K/ z: Y7 g1 u# F, ?Millie: I is... 3 e% X- ^' c: I$ }" Z7 j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 c* u" e* i- t- J7 X1 JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! g* e$ M( ]' Q+ U2 N2 Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! `' Q! B) m! n4 OTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; }6 f4 [$ m; i) X
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. \; X. c' k" a+ }4 F
' h( z9 u. D X# z' p1 d4 ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% C. G. V5 l2 l+ D- J% K; AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. x+ Q& V! {0 t) ~Harold: A teacher 0 e- Z5 S! f7 k- r- G5 ~( J; s0 h
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