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' ?5 Q5 G2 \; C+ {% k$ iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 c% N/ N' x6 W. A" u6 N
Maria: Here it is. ; u; V* h6 Y) S' B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- f9 C6 [+ V8 d; bClass: Maria. w! _, ~) Y8 d) `! W- {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . X8 S0 f; [1 ]3 c- }
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % L# l& V5 z7 C# i1 N' A
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 q' L# ?! I0 C. hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 W" J- B- G' O5 ?7 MTeacher: No, that's wrong % o6 p: t8 J+ \% _7 u3 T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 j/ f6 [$ S) ~* X
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! O; f2 M# Y7 h2 ]% z& P' `. M
Teacher: What are you talking about? + P$ C; [8 x' }" o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 k# ]1 }5 ^* j5 f, S4 I
$ A& _) ^# M' b" r7 t" _: R( ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % I6 k6 \5 ?+ N/ U! u6 f5 x% R$ V% ~
Winnie: Me! ( B9 Z4 w2 ?0 a- Y3 m
5 C2 {0 f5 {* ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ b+ M* d. R3 V, |# iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 B; E+ Z. ]4 G$ ?( ^6 v3 b- Z5 n4 FMillie: I is... ( ^" _! j: `& r/ C* z8 q9 q7 ^
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 C5 \/ p8 A+ u7 V9 K: i( Q, B
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 @& N; V. w, e1 i
% E6 k& y# m9 ~Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 O. t; J: I3 F! \' {3 W+ y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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i3 A+ |* g5 I! i: z* U# @8 [Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 N6 q# W" m# Z, L5 {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 V+ h9 K; l: c# @* K5 A
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : c# h1 M; j. h2 |, i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " `8 m9 g' j, ^# N- g9 I
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? r; k# ]/ z8 l& j6 ~+ y9 U
Harold: A teacher
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