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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: M z; E% w. b% f# YMaria: Here it is.
3 D( I! a3 M1 ]5 E! f7 a, rTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 {9 Q0 p* z$ ~7 Z# w$ A
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/ d# b( {+ m4 j5 v3 @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 o+ x+ C5 A0 J" C" g& k5 xJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 o2 S" d" y! @6 ^; YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; S5 ?9 v% P8 GGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ j! ~7 b: X8 |' T0 z2 ~/ d4 o/ STeacher: No, that's wrong 3 y3 f7 K# Q+ G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , F# |: p1 f9 M4 A y2 P
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 P6 w A5 r5 m" ?8 q4 w
Teacher: What are you talking about?
- B/ F4 u9 g0 e1 Q1 P) Y* oDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; f( q, [! l" ]4 PTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. n! [7 l: L+ ~0 ]2 Z! T. o- z" O
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: Q" `! d2 V* DGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! L; `6 s6 j8 g; [* I
: S9 K8 V0 k) z# m/ @3 q& HTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 K* E) |; c8 ~/ P. w6 e. E; N
Millie: I is... ' q8 }+ H; t% X6 g+ v3 d1 U
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - q$ q+ k7 C) x! U! L" L% A! L
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 }" T; Q. B. G2 o( b
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . ^6 {0 o8 i% ] u3 O1 U& Z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 _7 Q4 w6 Y$ G. E- tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# S% g5 w0 E. {& u& W/ e( h# t% Y. Q! PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) U& [- g! _! S' V8 e% X) AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% ]1 q/ v; V, JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 B7 _( _. p4 d. {/ J. m8 r; `
Harold: A teacher
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