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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, x6 y6 E: G4 M9 b) L+ K+ ~Maria: Here it is.
9 c( \# a' O2 Q) f: Y5 ^" A8 j& kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 I; y; h% I# E* F. A. qClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) h" z$ ?6 X5 a) P+ d8 J$ j9 PJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. X) [% P0 l |, dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' O# Q' T' |) T) W- ~Teacher: No, that's wrong
" U5 o3 U4 Q G) _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* ^" d- {9 Y" E6 wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 v+ k- s6 N D* l" m2 GDonald: H I J K L M N O. . p+ `7 g8 }3 n) G: r# k' g. }
Teacher: What are you talking about? 5 t i3 ^: h% f
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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2 b6 {+ \7 C) G4 a3 TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ B- o1 B0 j8 [0 fWinnie: Me!
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0 |8 `% q: D% Q7 w8 |9 xTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 b& d" `# d0 d* l: V3 ~3 aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 [2 L# X( e. sMillie: I is...
e7 N- x8 T6 y: t6 v; [# DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 K+ z3 U( F) q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + Y- {& Q$ b3 K
, j7 \3 \$ @" [ YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" v$ o/ `3 f2 [3 D: V$ ^Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 w D7 E/ k/ B5 ?& o9 C8 ~8 Q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 O" O! b' B2 E% m& A8 `, YSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& S; ^" a) _0 ^Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# n( H; C6 r$ C$ O! r- uClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 r: G. n6 E; q; G0 r: T" }
) d$ G/ U4 @) F% }( TTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, w: Q; C0 H( b; V% nHarold: A teacher
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