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7 |1 g5 u8 f' N$ p# s4 ^Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 Y% @9 x! [# ?. D
Maria: Here it is. ( l9 u5 V& @$ T' g# k7 a! r' K; l7 g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # E7 M( M, Q* c, M
Class: Maria.
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3 Y* l# F1 n% c* RTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ {; N$ C3 f: a1 c: O0 e) e) ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: O) d. u0 V, d# aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " J2 o9 t) m6 s$ `, G1 p$ b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 g7 k% k1 P& ^4 C; l: fTeacher: No, that's wrong 9 P" k$ `* g1 h5 W0 K* w) D
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # I" i ]' k" K1 O/ B; {
% l4 t: G9 {. p) z; ]. }) s* fTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) m0 }" D% w3 lDonald: H I J K L M N O. + a2 D' |+ r9 R) _. O
Teacher: What are you talking about? 8 S; f: T+ x% W. b9 p0 [: m: h, Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( R; Z& S2 T% x$ s' l
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - O6 Z0 |( A6 S9 m5 i1 H
Winnie: Me! ' P) t5 D* Y& F" Z& v
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" h6 {) s% a* ^% q4 [ h" BGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! D. h3 t D4 J) n) K) h. h$ oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( e: d+ D3 l; N' J+ uMillie: I is... ) V5 @( T: u, ~6 C9 w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& A7 t, p i% f$ u, X, qMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' S m L0 I& X- b9 s4 q; Y
; z X8 _) [( B; o/ zTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 ~" G6 K' {. Y, k8 s7 J, h) n* Z: D
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * u" `, w9 }8 d+ A! j
f6 I: g, Q& g/ jTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' v/ N% k- X0 `0 {( j7 z4 x. X
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 i; X+ N1 T' o# D% i/ H
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ ^, ]! |! S1 D) G, T
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " t6 V$ [3 v3 C! v7 o% R, w
Harold: A teacher
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