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# T+ B0 y/ s. {1 h, rTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % O! X) e# v b3 E( @+ R+ c0 Z
Maria: Here it is.
6 [7 g1 A* @& wTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * m6 @9 [$ t) u2 e
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % g. C- u$ i) v
John: You told me to do it without using tables. . @" |9 o: z. e8 I' \
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * s, o% P) E5 q3 {
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. f7 _6 y' R& i" [3 JTeacher: No, that's wrong , d+ f1 r& s0 R0 M- p* F5 o( f$ \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # a# Y; ?4 K) m6 m4 g
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 c) Y2 l8 Z+ K% @: {Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ @' H9 {3 q8 }9 QTeacher: What are you talking about?
3 t3 `$ J. I% m, BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * A8 p5 n& U9 y3 |/ z, \1 a0 i4 X
+ b$ s; r# g, g6 |' M# K/ K" |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; M$ T$ X7 y/ \0 _
Winnie: Me!
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1 F f% {4 ]3 S: yTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) ^: A. ?9 x! M Z, k" H( v. g# s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: A: H% K0 S f# DTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " e" S: D/ u) F6 z" `- g. A
Millie: I is... $ e( Y8 h( D5 m1 X4 z7 X" D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ j! V+ ?$ w7 [: d, e. g2 Z. gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ o7 X j% K9 S3 ~; |* I! C6 n, tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 Z1 ]3 F$ o3 \! rLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 O7 V* [9 p& ]$ x' j1 }5 E4 q
* j# L7 [5 v$ Y1 N+ h8 h) N/ hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 X" o& C' t |7 S- BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ _$ b4 v4 N1 w7 i: c1 h9 ?6 lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 j) v+ }! ]$ L9 v1 L. b7 J7 y Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 s: o6 a/ G/ ?* b- cTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 }) o2 G0 m& s" X NHarold: A teacher
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