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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 ~% n# u% \0 O f: nMaria: Here it is.
% w' u# M/ k" sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + T" }2 C* o" _! j* x
Class: Maria.
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) i) O% [3 K! TTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + t+ c, b7 I$ e; k. P7 C
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 |8 S4 l1 h, O* K5 _5 DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 i# ]4 |/ }" M0 h" Q6 ?% b. U
Teacher: No, that's wrong
4 Y7 i* O6 }4 t4 s( {% ?/ pGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * \) i. E' [+ }, B) x) L7 j
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# ]4 G+ H+ q8 W6 U! j$ \0 @Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 P+ _! M! R( l( ?& l' W
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - U" l$ b4 J8 D
Winnie: Me! 6 `( A2 r2 ^1 H! P2 C3 g
! _% v7 C1 L" _0 Z* h, m; m" Z$ wTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 k* U5 u; J- t% [! HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / f9 F- O/ b4 m! l3 x- W" n! P
. {! w j$ r6 w+ Q" v- A, w+ f0 iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 i. s3 c, ` S u
Millie: I is... , a: I( V, |4 m. E$ h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % }& T/ G8 A ~. Y7 ?+ J; E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; [/ }7 O \; s1 a' ?6 ~# o9 I
Y6 h$ t; N9 }Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 j& G4 D7 i* s* m/ y- K
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 \8 ~$ c" Q" ^/ X; J2 V* T
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 Z1 @+ a, }2 U9 o
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 p" P; u5 ~8 c4 k* N. gHarold: A teacher ' J# o7 I9 m5 [" u. n7 v) c
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