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9 \: z' H/ O( H/ u- A! b" STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % ^' [7 `8 H+ M4 z% Y1 ~( y
Maria: Here it is. . D4 A/ n, i, X# W: `, R. A& k
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 C) E% e+ F! P4 T6 e4 n6 ?" O
Class: Maria. ( O5 i) ^0 x5 |8 L; `8 E
; g+ i# x( A) C# `6 Z5 QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 \! u/ c8 f$ S( T4 T9 k& \
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# L6 N8 }: v" t; h7 s4 uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ A2 i4 E! z" I' u' OGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ J& z# ], H( ?. hTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 S/ X7 m5 `2 s/ d6 Z7 ^5 x9 u EGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* ?2 D: B% a, KDonald: H I J K L M N O.
$ ^6 i9 P9 q/ h( ?1 U) }* } g' fTeacher: What are you talking about? r3 ~' B. W: @9 T& v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 |- c/ l; ~* ^! i3 R9 s1 i
Winnie: Me! 9 g( B5 D1 n& a+ Y. q
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! d# Y9 _" s# m- O8 sGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
l( b7 W/ {# r% m: h6 cMillie: I is... , a: o* i& ~% c3 W# Q1 Y8 {
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) ^* ?& Q0 k$ j4 ^( p7 a; w9 _; r
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& H/ [4 g# }' oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % r$ ^- p0 n, m' E8 v! c3 p. A% l# D* r
, u3 N( @7 k$ L) S s: ~" N2 l) UTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . h- }+ g% k8 O% s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 [) v2 V& q5 {/ c
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 T! b, G3 x, r) p! _0 m/ R# o. b0 x9 r
* L& p) j2 j {1 A5 BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & |6 s' Y7 ~0 } a& L
Harold: A teacher
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