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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
\0 P: O0 T9 \1 x& ?The girl said: NO!') s. x; M1 q. X- H0 o* E9 z- a
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,& }6 Y& c4 J M F, x! m" H" N: e- o
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
( i/ p% _0 i* {/ ~3 l" n. J6 i$ yHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
1 f* C$ A/ `7 A0 v+ Q9 QGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
+ \. x- h. T6 C8 V4 i. HAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched+ [; @! h2 q, C! G. A2 G
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- P: N8 a8 z/ [8 G, X
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% X- u& P# o7 N& S3 W$ k: K1 i* W5 N2 h
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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