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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
. }. ~2 |8 a- Z# L9 [3 o( Y. \. z KThe girl said: NO!'1 W3 N. x! a: y7 Q
, H5 Y( X7 x. o/ e. F: AAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
! ~: ]" C. @2 N6 \( HDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
$ i- m! S" m0 R. f1 J0 rHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
7 t7 Y |7 M. G) S- j9 t; p( bGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had4 U% R; P2 d- `$ T1 m
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 B0 E! v, O( V+ K, x( f; B/ W
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had' ]0 Z6 x2 P* [, a% v( N
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in' Q" e: C# z6 n A3 B+ N" e
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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# ^/ a# w0 I6 AThe End |
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