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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'! S& V! j! H/ A9 u6 I. w% L1 z% K6 W
The girl said: NO!'
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4 ?) z! ^! l4 p- t# l1 Y7 O* fAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: `, C3 j% v+ tDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never8 c' }0 R  }* N/ u" }; n
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 ]9 X1 K4 I7 J6 w
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had! P6 h% S' M9 H% p" K7 L$ Q4 ~
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
4 y3 f3 W7 y7 P& e7 `3 E4 {7 LSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had! p# `/ u4 f2 a5 W0 b" a, M- k
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ l/ v* ~) i% Y  eSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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# C; O1 k( g' z: X# zThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 7 Q* B% x' T2 i) d7 }! s5 Z
What does this story mean?

$ o( J8 `9 T- l& J' F* fMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 + n6 N# p0 G9 D& N  j+ n
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
2 ]$ j! N; O; Z+ bWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny7 |( d- M, X% o+ e! c; a) M) P
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...; K( t! F* G  @1 E8 y
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...  ~" \$ L9 H$ _$ l0 U) S
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
" c- \) X$ W  `: EAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 * d; I! J3 R% z- B6 T3 e' D
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
0 |8 O6 J9 d5 m- v- P$ B3 o3 nyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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