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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'3 N7 q8 x- t3 @2 G9 B0 t3 i
The girl said: NO!'
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+ r' L6 Q7 f4 B1 x/ EAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,# L3 ?5 R0 i9 Q* u2 P2 ~& ~
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
9 {" L* h3 j/ P4 f2 pHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't" z' G$ x7 h, K5 z/ m, D
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had9 _* i( [2 q& M; D1 W7 ?
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
0 w8 _7 R& m) A! o0 W) JSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
S- z% \ ]1 {2 B ]High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
3 Q: _( v' N# s3 ]+ C+ C# a) ~Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.+ Y& q F- i+ v7 J
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