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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'* |2 R+ k0 b1 @
The girl said: NO!'( h# h. u, ^. M% N$ u2 ~
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
# z$ z: S) o* f1 {& ]% rDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
. W! R: X0 i9 _3 J' g: JHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 F( X) [& G6 l. V9 K
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
3 g& X" V# ]4 K: c) l8 ZAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
$ n& H8 P5 {( j! E$ KSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
; m' u, c/ Y. N/ C7 Y/ E. DHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in" K: d0 M2 f" U& R
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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