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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'1 M& _, T$ v k3 [( f* J w
The girl said: NO!'
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4 P! L' V8 y" Y/ e, z. t8 EAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,7 T, @! p. B3 K& I& M( [
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# z- C3 `6 Y+ a9 w* R
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't9 C$ D( Z- H) d
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
* v( r% u" Y/ p$ v4 V$ JAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched) ~3 i' X5 v4 B; c3 S1 E2 B7 I
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( r9 {" [+ x DHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! Y1 m8 j3 \2 H4 B' O# c3 r8 oSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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