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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'5 A3 C. ~- [ w5 ^+ \
The girl said: NO!'
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6 V3 t& A1 j- M1 hAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,) a$ N7 O' ?. c9 Y4 ?- J$ r
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never" v6 l- \" ^6 I7 P3 i
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
$ b) }6 }5 V6 h3 Y" M4 iGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
0 H* `7 b: O9 T6 b8 l: ^% GAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
4 v2 ~, O5 j# l) f; q2 U& s- o5 ESports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
0 T# ?3 b% E0 ^High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in8 F! b; W8 U% n0 O( t% V$ A
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 k8 B' a( R6 w
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