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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
  \0 P: O0 T9 \1 x& ?The girl said: NO!') s. x; M1 q. X- H0 o* E9 z- a
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,& }6 Y& c4 J  M  F, x! m" H" N: e- o
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
( i/ p% _0 i* {/ ~3 l" n. J6 i$ yHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
1 f* C$ A/ `7 A0 v+ Q9 QGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
+ \. x- h. T6 C8 V4 i. HAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched+ [; @! h2 q, C! G. A2 G
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- P: N8 a8 z/ [8 G, X
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% X- u& P# o7 N& S3 W$ k: K1 i* W5 N2 h
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
% _4 ~7 ?! @( g/ Y/ K/ KWhat does this story mean?

5 `, J' q$ ^# ZMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 ' W# y. X, S0 m( N5 L# ?2 C+ k
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 9 }$ \* x$ m# Y2 c( y& e! `
What does this story mean?

4 Z0 \) c9 J6 s0 t  g老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny4 @! e1 G8 U4 U/ K
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
. L5 T0 n6 A- UAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve.../ r7 k3 Z, f7 @
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
' t+ Y( U" S, w5 w: MAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
1 R- p' I* H( J: PWhat does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 + F: g5 L. q9 t2 x. Q
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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" p/ C' k4 k0 U& i) v% e赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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