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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'$ C# I$ Z* ]# N$ t: t+ G
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,1 i0 f) [5 z% D$ v
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
7 S! z5 C Q P& ^Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't# p! L& `/ R! k3 |' [
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had7 B q6 u; |' ^) m, d/ X
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
2 u$ w/ C5 U8 {+ Y" X1 a9 ?Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 ?- S- a" N. ?9 tHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
a+ ` {7 X1 G. @; x' A) I2 USweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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9 F( G; ]; _7 x; m* s1 rThe End |
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