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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'! S& V! j! H/ A9 u6 I. w% L1 z% K6 W
The girl said: NO!'
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4 ?) z! ^! l4 p- t# l1 Y7 O* fAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: `, C3 j% v+ tDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never8 c' }0 R }* N/ u" }; n
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 ]9 X1 K4 I7 J6 w
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had! P6 h% S' M9 H% p" K7 L$ Q4 ~
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
4 y3 f3 W7 y7 P& e7 `3 E4 {7 LSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had! p# `/ u4 f2 a5 W0 b" a, M- k
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ l/ v* ~) i% Y eSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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# C; O1 k( g' z: X# zThe End |
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