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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
" u9 l. u% _: Ycourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful% N9 D' e( m1 L6 |
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.* b, G7 c4 _! m
j2 u3 @; s+ m9 dMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
8 C7 N9 I2 f6 s" ^' R/ UStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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. F5 C- D. S: B! K3 T9 OOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 |2 m9 {& Z$ _. l- A
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met) `! T# W- X3 H- N$ f
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& a( R/ Y) `: {5 W1 k9 f- G
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
/ \' S( `% t C$ P: ~, R. Pyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
3 `1 A g$ m1 i- B& H$ s5 T; b- xgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( f" i% K& B0 {8 a8 g. @0 r
9 l9 H4 _& x/ {5 lBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) p+ ^; x; ]4 V0 Z% a
sure."
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; T' P" \( x6 Y2 n( [/ g/ {He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 z# F! i" C- h1 EI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and8 H" t I9 F1 g" p+ ?
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
y) n8 l& [+ K! j4 ?that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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7 e/ f4 W: p+ ~1 eSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that* z% s' ~4 r0 \! a
read:
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( r4 ], m# S" g" ?- T' l5 S- w+ a"Dear Son.........
7 U# G: t9 K% h: k X$ _0 o0 WI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ Z' n! N7 {* d
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: n7 r; D$ c6 J
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
2 `( O" p4 G! x0 X" L3 Dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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