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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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) Y) h; Y, W E3 DBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ R ^7 {; \* |7 E
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
; ]5 t0 t: r8 M- ]* z2 E5 w0 jBrians' roommate Stephanie was.8 I; t: H5 f; r& \/ |* A) j
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and8 G2 S0 `2 a G* V+ _
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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( v { X0 Z3 }# N/ n/ |/ X4 yOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.- H" H* l& _- K7 |: u m
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met/ A# X* d: Y# I" B! G" P# B% @
the eye.4 \4 o5 ~( O9 ^$ k9 m4 ^8 z
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be* L; |4 b; L1 k
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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& E4 Z: ~7 Y+ j: q, E7 U( p: XAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
! j0 { {/ T, Y; g# Tyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
$ E5 C& m8 c7 p$ x9 G, k3 ngravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": e2 [6 t7 n% |8 {( c
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 J" ~" x; t' w& P# ~+ n
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
D, D O1 V, bI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
$ t' A! b( l/ D1 ~1 V$ ~/ AI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains: e; p( G" v1 Q( O
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
3 p; z" Z0 J5 N) t1 C p6 ?) c2 oI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ u4 b9 a& u% @. N1 q
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ J1 |4 q! {9 p, _
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
: C% q, E/ `; Egravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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