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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 u4 H# v0 f+ p1 ]
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful$ }7 l% V8 R& d0 R1 _# ^) h
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ ?& b3 o4 R+ a: q% pStephanie and this had only made her more curious.! i( @$ M  y. a# S( v
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 h5 }/ c: c0 ?8 j6 N& |Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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6 K* x/ z4 i4 q. OReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 t- E/ X' k8 {2 s0 c9 Pthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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& d% D8 |1 \! s% B$ q" {* {About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
+ [6 h6 M7 S6 y* Kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 ^% Z) f- N, ]& P6 ~5 H2 Sgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 o6 K1 W' K- w  M& T/ q* J4 e, X+ m
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, b& P" a& ^% b9 K. }6 vHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
- P& e/ m3 m% `: CI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. w) ^7 X+ U! X2 M# j, z; @: }I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
9 e7 Q$ a8 h7 ^, `! O* _: dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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0 a5 q0 R0 C# m9 j! _Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ Y" B) j0 x! ~$ m, g. D# \
read:
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"Dear Son.........! F; [& S, o% V0 b
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not& [2 O( k0 a1 J" m8 a' t8 n$ k# C
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
" p) i  M( N) q$ R这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:3 q8 G5 I) F. l$ C
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:: P6 h0 v8 p3 v$ `1 f
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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