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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
' m2 H$ k, i; X0 ` Zcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
: @2 t& s7 K1 s. E- R L: {Brians' roommate Stephanie was.* c: j, n& p# T ]' G
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 S$ v1 Y7 Z5 D0 }( c
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious." b* Y9 {4 X& v+ k6 S! y! W
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
& ?+ G- n8 `0 S/ xHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; C) ^4 Z+ O, [. q# s' g( y) T
the eye.8 N, M* q( l. d* M
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
& m3 h6 g: C/ Ethinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."% E. ^# l' R2 U( n# P
' U. h7 I E+ @! t& V: UAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 ~) D1 r$ P) _- o5 ]0 Y/ A
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
% g8 `, N- Z) fgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( |9 L' X$ Q4 r! c' ]' s
/ F$ I4 q* }2 s' n1 `Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' {4 z6 r6 m- B! E8 G! S6 P, B
sure."1 T5 D) u2 h/ _) }$ a; @. H
n' n1 M5 I" n/ P$ K6 h0 ~, fHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....) p+ ~3 h0 E$ h' `) B& w
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, H) A) j9 d0 @0 V
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 h1 T R; H( u
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".& u( B/ f* e6 j/ {* f
$ G* z- ~8 c+ H7 P: kSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that; r) T# I) K' p! f, T
read:
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"Dear Son.........
2 V O( I' Z6 a2 XI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
2 U. v5 x% O) X3 u* E0 Hsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
2 R* V" h2 I4 x j4 t) c! D) qthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
f& s! P/ n$ ?: Kgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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