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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 u4 H# v0 f+ p1 ]
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful$ }7 l% V8 R& d0 R1 _# ^) h
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ ?& b3 o4 R+ a: q% pStephanie and this had only made her more curious.! i( @$ M y. a# S( v
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 h5 }/ c: c0 ?8 j6 N& |Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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6 K* x/ z4 i4 q. OReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 t- E/ X' k8 {2 s0 c9 Pthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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& d% D8 |1 \! s% B$ q" {* {About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
+ [6 h6 M7 S6 y* Kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 ^% Z) f- N, ]& P6 ~5 H2 Sgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 o6 K1 W' K- w M& T/ q* J4 e, X+ m
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, b& P" a& ^% b9 K. }6 vHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
- P& e/ m3 m% `: CI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. w) ^7 X+ U! X2 M# j, z; @: }I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
9 e7 Q$ a8 h7 ^, `! O* _: dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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0 a5 q0 R0 C# m9 j! _Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ Y" B) j0 x! ~$ m, g. D# \
read:
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"Dear Son.........! F; [& S, o% V0 b
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not& [2 O( k0 a1 J" m8 a' t8 n$ k# C
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; y+ A$ C# F: d/ z# Y) bthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver: _$ a* W; O# J* S: D
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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