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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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% x' `6 M4 u2 w0 ?3 S/ S6 hBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the2 Q7 U0 E8 r" X; W! t/ V$ W2 \5 \# V
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful0 M4 L. @' C4 z! |. R
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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2 D- S! h. ^1 T& o. LMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and9 V6 q; p& J2 M% l& A( h* y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.7 ]9 Q# B- |/ k/ I. l
& p$ o, d5 h, S. ?7 K1 KOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
5 u7 \. |, l; E$ rHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& C6 Z6 t" B3 A. [8 g* U( B
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
9 a' ?4 q+ r9 Q" |( Qyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
7 V6 N: T/ k: H$ |* O( X6 @( lgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"* P2 F$ j7 j# m
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
( |7 d9 P5 c9 b6 s9 f }3 T$ a2 EI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; P. P, X: u- t
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
: ] |5 d+ V8 V" vthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# A# Q0 N. U7 F( ~% t
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that5 i6 D8 D5 P* s
read:
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% y1 b" ?) T9 Y7 J7 M"Dear Son.........$ r2 `7 [) P+ [3 O! H4 v
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
" j1 T3 x# ~/ ]$ Csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
$ m( n2 o ]5 k' e5 {that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
0 H% k/ P8 T9 }# j9 U6 vgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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