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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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1 E# n% X4 Z3 Y9 `/ {1 vBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 A, U# u1 l2 B& W! S3 u' |
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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y5 `- a. M) h: ?* m, i- ~, v6 y' gMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 p- ~/ [6 k% t2 j" e
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.; M- p0 W; x1 I4 R3 B8 G
7 m2 D9 U- s/ q7 c) sOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 N% I6 G4 o% @
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met M5 j! J; v3 n% u+ J1 M+ c) l
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be# l. |# `* J0 p w) L$ _5 q
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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* e8 W& J8 B8 ]$ l% e; }4 EAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 W2 V! K3 A* l, h! L A, yyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
" {) y' {( x& b, agravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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1 A/ j+ G! L. x9 d }8 ~Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 I' v! M# v+ Q$ n" o4 }, q
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- q0 m: M1 `; Q6 j$ f; {, WI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 n" ]# \) N5 s; ~4 H0 H( F
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( Z$ o' a* A( g' v8 _
read:
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/ a6 @2 d3 q- ]6 V" r) I5 i"Dear Son.........
$ X& h# y2 K, N) D! E1 ~" RI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
. s- N: x. y [( t5 ]saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; {& s$ L$ g% G3 R" n" k5 Jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver L4 X( ?+ f( T
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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