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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" A2 W ?; o" R, _# l" a/ v+ E2 [
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 P. W, k# G# T- ?! b) W1 t# @
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful; G- q/ P- {' X. x. D5 a% Z
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.* Y2 a( k: C7 v
7 N6 i' m$ l+ ^' vMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and& P0 v& Y/ |- g/ J$ i
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.2 | t% ^/ g0 {4 X# g: @9 W/ b! |
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( j0 r* A3 _6 \/ K# v0 B8 L
the eye.
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: g8 A8 \% o8 b# k/ ~Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
. _* ^" m$ G8 H3 d( Ithinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- [ [5 ? z `* b- A8 V% [; @2 i
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. s! {* f8 w! ^8 }
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver+ V6 I2 u9 I; f* q$ I* w8 s
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( e* ~) m: u0 _8 ]- g
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
. G# L5 k/ B7 UI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and9 d* p( p- L) ?2 Z- C7 S. h6 g9 ?
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! V* b* a; q( C; h# E' _that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........- t1 q: Z Q @' o6 X
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
" B' ^% F9 A/ r# u# g# Qsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
% B( d" Z s* W& i1 |that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver4 c2 x; {2 x' K9 ^# d( Y
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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