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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!# R! a3 }+ k; ]' q
% Q) }. L' Q0 M4 aBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the5 ]9 y# H2 T. a# a0 x- }3 h
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful9 Q+ H4 k! w1 Y2 i
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
) J' k( E. _: B7 g$ aStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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& q( K0 H2 M9 r( f EOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 M. r6 k6 A/ a, ]) i% |4 aHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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+ w* B0 j; h: z3 bReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 n& Z. `) a# ?% }
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
- H6 U( P$ |7 v. r- W" C8 cyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
: w7 M9 \& k' m. k& N. `. n8 Mgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! v, e$ x0 R1 l' H6 U/ o8 C
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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$ [' J6 E6 }6 o5 _$ u& UHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 q7 x2 b- I4 C+ CI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and8 |# e) S/ u8 M4 M
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; T& ^0 f' e$ Y+ u
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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: ^: R; {1 ?4 }9 B! K* k( ASeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that- X% @# s- Y: Y: x( q' N
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3 K: p/ i# K6 K5 u) Q+ d- W1 A. ^4 L"Dear Son.........- W( O0 E8 Q0 j# ^
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 P e$ I4 e, N) X2 b8 J
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
, I$ w3 Z5 g: D, E7 V: i( D6 lthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver8 c. [9 \% N/ j* J+ a- n& }! d
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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