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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 I3 P& q0 _$ _+ [7 X4 c/ E% g6 a" f
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the1 f# C: m$ R% ]# s8 k( B% u: L7 f
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful4 j7 }4 g9 }5 C X$ v' r
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.0 R, a: J; W! a! W( v" R1 }" J
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 p2 O& o3 H# G9 l# R Y2 zStephanie and this had only made her more curious.3 `/ m2 [4 |% k/ l8 s
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
2 ] Z: x$ c- r3 p% R3 U8 ]thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."# t- G+ A* p9 f7 H! M) `& g
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
- L3 {" S: I+ fyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 D9 I1 _/ i$ H
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
6 d$ ?% G8 z9 A1 y: r1 bI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains: z9 ~. C1 y9 F% E
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 k" `6 [" J Q
read:
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0 S" g* M/ O' B0 x* | m+ U"Dear Son.........
% E2 h8 L- L/ f0 h; H7 uI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* j' ?" c2 Y; i- z F! x
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
' V( N, p5 O& n" z/ z' _& u U0 tthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; T3 J1 a# [/ r- T. ?2 Q fgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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