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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got& R( w# L" E1 _" [+ _+ n" f2 C0 H
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'. I @$ a# Q1 _# z5 t
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma
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that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
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once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in/ O1 ~6 J6 F( m$ m n
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