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Marriage viewpoint
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" B! g5 r) F5 _6 Q! J2 }1 z* kWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day2 l% L) O) u5 j
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
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to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'. r) j0 R* f0 M- l, w, M
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma- Z4 Y' V% Z: d& R( W1 J
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
' o4 g, m2 l0 sthat you're not holding up your side of things.'
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
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once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping+ {! y4 r9 k7 A* P3 C
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV." x+ A4 O7 {0 A! {. Z
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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